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00:02Warning.
00:06Oh, gee, you look really pissed at Mr. Steve. Where are you off to?
00:09Well, Kel's mate Sandy Freckle's coming up from the beach tonight, Sharon.
00:12And we're all off to taking a Leonardo DiCaprio double at the app store.
00:16Oh, I'm a Leonardo aficionado, Mr. Steve. Which ones have you seen?
00:20Ah, The Beach and Who's Eating Gilbert Gray.
00:23Oh, yes, no, top films are both of them.
00:25Yeah, so who's this Sandy Freckle character?
00:27Oh, well, he's Kel's best mate, but it's funny, I've never met him.
00:30Yeah, they had some sort of Barney, but they patched things up and they're all off to the wrestling on
00:33Saturday, which is nice.
00:35It's fake, Brett.
00:36It's not fake, Kim.
00:38It's fake, they're not really fighting.
00:40So The Rock and The Undertaker are just pretending, well, that'd be pretty stupid, wouldn't it, Kim?
00:44They're not the stupid ones, Brett.
00:45Well, Kel used to wrestle when he was in the Navy.
00:47Oh, is that what they called it?
00:49You got the sleeping bag, Brett, the one with the hood?
00:51Yep, thanks, Mr. Steve.
00:52What do you need it for?
00:53I'm going to camp outside Festival Hall tonight so they can get ringside seats for the wrestling, WWE, Global Warning.
00:59Oh, Festival Hall, that takes me back.
01:01Oh, 1977, the Leo Sayer concert.
01:05Oh, it changed my hair.
01:06Oh, yeah, I've got to go.
01:08See you later, Kim.
01:09Bye.
01:10See you, Mr. Steve.
01:11Yeah, come on, Brett.
01:12See you, Karen.
01:13Look, while we've got a window, I think we really need to bang our heads together and read your baby
01:17shower, Kimmy.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19This is exciting.
01:19Kimmy, you are going to hurt kittens when you see what I've got for you.
01:22I hope not, Sharon, you fool.
01:25Right, on my list, I've got Aunty Norma.
01:28She's a given.
01:29Shana Fidharter.
01:30Betty and Bill Cuthbert.
01:31Jeff and Gail.
01:33What do you have to invite them for?
01:34Because I have two kids.
01:35Well, what are they my friends?
01:36Hello?
01:37Well, Tina rang.
01:38She can't come.
01:39No, apparently she has to stay home with a pencil in her eye.
01:41Oh, I don't care.
01:42As long as she drops off a present.
01:44Alrighty, well, I'd better get on the blow and start inviting.
01:47Okay, oh, I'm going to have a quick bag.
01:49You watch out for Kel, will you?
01:52Yeah, then I'd better go and put a bit more face on for that famous freckle character.
01:59Oh, I am thinking he might be good for you-know-who, Kenny.
02:02Who?
02:03Oh, someone over there in the Jason recliner area.
02:07Yeah, okay.
02:09Alright, yeah, no worries.
02:10Alright, yeah, I'll tell.
02:11Okay, alright, Simone.
02:12Okay.
02:13That was Simone.
02:14She reckons she might be sick on Saturday night, or so she says.
02:17Oh, she always says that.
02:19So, Mrs. D, is Sandy single?
02:21Yeah, is he good looking?
02:22What's he like?
02:23Oh, Kel raves about him.
02:24I think he's a beach bum.
02:26But he used to work in television, out at Channel O at Nunna Wadding.
02:29TV.
02:30Wow.
02:31Yeah, I think he might be right up your alley, Sharon.
02:34Bingers and toes.
02:35Come on, Jeff.
02:36Just got to be here in a minute.
02:37I've got to get changed.
02:39Yes.
02:39Oh, well, I am changed, Kel.
02:40These are my new stovepots.
02:42Sorry, love.
02:42Can you just drop your top button?
02:43I'm a bit toey.
02:46Oh, that'll be him.
02:54Oh, I'm dying, no sea stranger.
02:56Dying.
02:56Oh, what a limit, too.
02:57You've been grazing on the top of the paddock, mate, haven't you, eh?
02:59Oh, yeah.
03:02Cat, this is Sandy, Sandy, this is Cat.
03:05Oh, hello, Sandy.
03:07Pleased to meet you.
03:08Today, Spunky Trunks.
03:10Alexander Freckler at your service.
03:12Kel, you sly dog, you didn't tell me she was such a looker.
03:15Thank you, Sandy.
03:16I do go to trouble.
03:17Yeah, look like trouble to my old stuff.
03:19Oh, hello, Sandy.
03:21I'm Sharon.
03:22Sharon's just Becky.
03:24Hello.
03:24Hello.
03:25And, um, Sandy, this is, um, uh, this is Kim.
03:31Kim!
03:31My name is Kim.
03:32No, Kimmy.
03:33This is Sandy, Sandy Kim, my daughter.
03:35Kim.
03:37Oh, we better get a ring-along.
03:38They are more than ads, wait for no man.
03:41You've still got it then with your mate, eh?
03:47Hey, Cat.
03:48Yes, I'm coming.
03:56I was getting a bit of a vibe, Kim.
04:11Huge undertaking for The Undertaker Saturday night.
04:14Oh, yeah.
04:16Yeah, good one.
04:16Good one.
04:17I bet the rock smells something cooking.
04:22You got your sleeping bag and everything?
04:23Oh, yeah.
04:24I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep.
04:26My wife's pregnant.
04:27She's stacked on about 30 kilos.
04:29It's like sleeping with Andre the Giant.
04:32The bed's like this.
04:33Oh, good one.
04:35Good one.
04:35Actually kicks.
04:36Oh, you've got no idea.
04:37No, I don't have any idea.
04:39Anyway, I'm going to sleep like a baby.
04:40I've got to feel it.
04:41Oh, good one.
04:45What are you listening to there?
04:47Oh, diet straight.
04:49I love Martin Oslo.
04:51You're a genius.
04:53Genius.
04:58Would you like to have a listen?
05:00Cool.
05:01Thanks, mate.
05:05What have we got?
05:06What have we got?
05:07The sultans.
05:07Oh, the sultans.
05:08Woo-hoo.
05:10Let it bow.
05:13Let it bow.
05:15Let it bow.
05:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, mate, come on.
05:19What?
05:19No, there was a cue.
05:21There was a cue.
05:21I thought we were just dancing together.
05:23I mean, not in a...
05:24I don't...
05:25Because they're the sultans of swing and...
05:27No, no, no.
05:27Just leave it at that.
05:29All right?
05:30Of course.
05:30Don't do it again, all right?
05:31I didn't even do it in the first place.
05:33It was...
05:40Great second veggie.
05:47Oh, snap, Sandy.
05:48That is exactly my feeling about tonight.
05:51You know, the parking, the seats, the cup holders.
05:54Oh, my word, yes.
05:55Yes, it was a nice night.
05:56Indeed.
05:57All right, drink.
05:58I'll have a Kahlua.
06:00Oh, I meant Sandy Kelp.
06:02Oh, well, I think I feel like a...
06:04A brandy disaster?
06:05A brandy disaster?
06:06I tell you, you must be psychic.
06:08Oh, they're just my favourite too, Sandy.
06:10A salted nut?
06:11Cheers.
06:18Right, I'll just get the drinks.
06:22Tell me, Kelp.
06:23What's the story with the two fat ladies in the kitchen?
06:26So, who've I got?
06:29Danielle, Rochelle, Rochelle and Michelle.
06:32Oh, good.
06:32Can't come.
06:34Oh, Sutton.
06:34Never liked them anyway.
06:36Excuse me, Kim.
06:37I'm looking for the black brandy balloon.
06:38Oh, keep your wig on.
06:42What are you on?
06:43What's sitting here?
06:44What?
06:45What are you talking about?
06:47Mum, you're being funny.
06:49What?
06:50Oh, no.
06:51That Sandy's very nice, isn't he, Mrs. D?
06:54Sure?
06:54I haven't noticed.
06:55I think he's a bit of a sleaze bag.
06:58No, Tim.
06:59Don't cast any ascertions on Sandy.
07:00He's Kel's best mate.
07:02Well, if he's his best mate,
07:03why wasn't he at the wedding?
07:04I don't know.
07:05They had some issues back then.
07:07Something about a Japanese lass.
07:09Anyway, it's one of your or my boo sweats, alright?
07:11Hey!
07:13Stop drinking out of the bottle.
07:14It's disgusting.
07:15Go and get a tumbler, please.
07:30Thanks mate for seeing me.
07:31But you know, Kel, I was hurting too big time.
07:36And if I could turn back time, I would.
07:38But you know, Kel, hindsight's a wonderful word.
07:42No mate, it's me that should be thanking you.
07:45Hm?
07:46If you hadn't done what you did,
07:47I wouldn't be here with that foxy lady in the kitchen.
07:51And she is a fox mate, a real fox.
07:53You lucky dog.
07:56Any word from Yoko?
07:59Hm?
08:00Oh, yeah, Yoko, yeah.
08:01No.
08:01No, no, no, no.
08:03No, she shocked very much.
08:04She took me to the cleaners.
08:05Disappeared off the face of the earth.
08:06I guess you could say, Kel, women and me.
08:08We don't mix.
08:10One brandy cracker?
08:13Thanks, Princess.
08:29Hey mate.
08:30Oh no, no, no, no.
08:32Stupid boy, Deb.
08:35Go.
08:40Go.
08:40Go, three tickets please.
08:47Yes, I will take this.
08:49And can you tell me, do these come in a G-string?
08:53Oh, and I need a triple H cut for this,
08:55but look, this one's broken.
08:57I didn't do it.
08:59I'll just have a look around.
09:01What else do I need?
09:03So, Kimmy, do you really reckon that Sandy likes me?
09:06Yep, definitely.
09:07But he completely ignored me the whole time
09:09he was chatting up with your mum.
09:10Sure, and that's the oldest trick in the book.
09:12You know, the ricochet flirts.
09:14The more they ignore you, the more they like you.
09:17Gee, you must have heaps of guys who like you.
09:20They're only human.
09:22No.
09:23I like this better.
09:24What do you think, Sharon?
09:26I think I'd really like a great big stuffed avocado.
09:29Can we go to the food court, Kim?
09:32I don't know.
09:33Maybe I'll have a Mexican with double cheese.
09:35What are you going to have, Kim?
09:36I don't know.
09:37Something light.
09:38Maybe skinny latte.
09:40And skinny cheesecake with double skinny cream.
09:43Hey, Kim.
09:44Isn't that your mum over there?
09:53Well, I'll tell you something, Kat.
09:54That Thai chicken thigh, it's got my name on it.
09:58Yeah, I can't decide, Sandy, between the panini, the puchilla, or the ham and cheese piñata.
10:04The piñata.
10:06Oh, I think I'll just go for a croissant thing, Sandy.
10:09Croissant it is, Sandy.
10:11Oh.
10:11Hello, Kim.
10:12Um.
10:13How are you doing here?
10:14You know Kel's mate Sandy.
10:16Hi, Sandy.
10:17I'll just keep the line, hot stuff.
10:19Okay, Sandy.
10:20How are you today, Sandy?
10:21Enjoying Melbourne?
10:22I thought you said you were too busy to come to Fountain Gate today.
10:25Yes.
10:26Well, no.
10:27No.
10:27Well, you know, Sandy rang just after you two left and said he'd like someone to come
10:30and show him Melbourne's hot spot.
10:32So, here we are.
10:34Alright.
10:35I'll see you at home.
10:36Hey, beautiful.
10:38You're croissant.
10:40Do you want to feel it?
10:41Thank you, Sandy.
10:42That'd be nice.
10:43Thanks.
10:43My pleasure.
10:47I think you're right, Kim.
10:48I think he really likes me.
10:50Don't you?
11:02You see, Sandy, there's Ikea, and they've extended that right back.
11:06And then a bit further on, you've got barbecues galore, which is nice.
11:09Yeah.
11:10And then you've got Cartridge World for all your cartridge needs, etc, etc, etc.
11:14Etc.
11:15Yeah, and then this is the Golden Mile with Red Hunt Motors.
11:20You've got your Lexus.
11:21You've got Ford's Honda.
11:23Huh?
11:24It's all here in Melbourne.
11:26It's marvellous, Melbourne.
11:27Yes, indeed it is.
11:28Yeah, you like to get round, don't you?
11:30Yeah.
11:31You are a bit of a goer, aren't you, Kat?
11:34Yeah.
11:35You are a bit spunky, aren't you?
11:38Yes, you are a bit spunky in your...
11:40Oh, stop it, Sandy.
11:42Can I do that?
11:43Beep, beep, Marina.
11:44Stop it, Sandy.
11:45I'm around the road.
11:46Let me blow your horn.
11:49Stop it.
11:50Stop that, you're so naughty.
11:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:54Oh, oh, no.
11:57It will be my girl.
12:04You know, with my aerobic capacity, Kim, I can blow up about 50 balloons with one breath.
12:09Because I've got big lungs.
12:11I wonder if Sandy likes big lungs.
12:13Right, that table's just for the presents.
12:15Oh, it's Tina dropped round my present, yes?
12:17Oh, no, not yet, Kimmy.
12:19Actually, speaking of presents, do you want to see mine now?
12:23Oh, yeah, yeah.
12:23Gimme, gimme, gimme.
12:24Close your eyes.
12:25I haven't had time to wrap it yet.
12:32A teething ring?
12:33Yes, for the baby.
12:34Well, dear Fred.
12:3689 cents of coals.
12:39What?
12:39Is that all I'm worth to you?
12:4089 bloody cents of coals.
12:42Oh, Kim, the baby can't count.
12:44I won't know it's cheese.
12:46I can't believe you were so mean, Sharon.
12:49Right, that's it.
12:50You can't be godmother.
12:51No, sorry, Sharon.
12:52The baby's not going to be around mean people.
12:54Oh, no, Kimmy, please.
12:55It's just a joke.
12:56It was just a joke present.
12:56You are laughing and I've got a very good sense of humour.
13:00I'm sorry, Kim.
13:03I've got you another present.
13:05What?
13:06Well, do you remember how I told you I had to give up my beloved golf
13:10because I had carpal tunnel?
13:12What's that got to do with the price of Tia Maria?
13:14Well, it wasn't quite true.
13:17Um, I sold my golf clubs and my membership so I could buy you this.
13:27I've got you the biggest one, Kimmy, so you could get in there too.
13:33That's quite nice.
13:36I've lost my sense of humour with this stupid Jake.
13:44Do you want a tissue?
13:45Yeah, that'd be nice, thanks.
13:47They're in the kitchen.
13:50You're godmother status.
13:52It's still up in the air.
14:01Oh, you're a heat, Sandy.
14:02Hmm.
14:03No, it was a really tremendous day.
14:05I mean that.
14:06Oh, it's been magical.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Well, there you go, Kath.
14:08That's my hotel room.
14:10Oh, just there.
14:11It's handy.
14:13Yes, it's cold and lonely.
14:15Kath, just me for television.
14:28No, I'll get a go, Phoebe.
14:48Hello, Helen.
14:54Just driving around on your own, are you?
14:57Yeah, I see.
14:59You're a funny old thing, aren't you?
15:02Yeah?
15:03Alright.
15:04Okay, I'll miss you.
15:06Okay, bye.
15:24Get a grip, Kathleen Dayknife.
15:26What are you doing?
15:28Yes, Sandy Freckle is a very attractive man.
15:31But what's Kel?
15:32He's a great hunger spunk, that's what.
15:34And a tremendous person to boot.
15:37But Sandy has a way.
15:39Oh, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy.
15:41I can't get you out of my head.
15:43Oh, there's Officeworks.
15:45I might just sit in there and get some nice coloured card.
15:48Yeah, make a sign for King's party.
15:51Oh, Sharon.
15:52Microwave those spitzies first.
15:54Otherwise, I'll take you on.
15:55I'm on the case, Mrs. D.
15:56Sorry.
15:59Now, what have I got to do cracker-wise?
16:02What have I got?
16:02I've got your jats, your rits, your clicks.
16:05What about your Savoies, Mrs. D?
16:06Oh, no, they're just confused people, Sharon.
16:08Yeah, it's Daewoo.
16:10And the gold's quite rare, actually.
16:12Yeah, you are doing well, aren't you, Kel?
16:15Okay, that's done.
16:17Oh, hello, Kel.
16:18Hi, Sandy.
16:19Hey, it's, uh, Sharon.
16:21Phillip, isn't that the survivor?
16:24Yes.
16:24You, uh, you all right, Six?
16:25Oh, yes, Kel, I'm just a bit busy, actually.
16:27You're the captain, are you?
16:29Gee, that's, uh, that's close.
16:31So, um, will we be seeing you tonight at Kim's baby shower?
16:34Oh, no, Sharon, we're going to the wrestling.
16:36Let's get ready to rumble.
16:39Oh, Sharon, he's got me in the half nails.
16:41Oh, stop crying, you girl. I'm lethal.
16:45Where's the man bag?
16:46Oh, there.
16:46Kim, Kimmy, are you ready?
16:49She's so excited.
16:50She's making herself look beautiful.
16:54Oh, oh, my God, Kim.
16:56What?
16:57Gee, this ain't still but great.
16:59Two pounds of licorice, all sorts, thanks.
17:02What?
17:02You look like the Daryl Lee girl.
17:04Would he not?
17:06No one else would think that.
17:07Hi, Kim.
17:08Oh, I'll have some bullets and some rocky road things.
17:11Well, you can all get stuck, the period.
17:12Oh, what's I say?
17:13Come on, Brat, let's get going before we put both our feet in it.
17:17See you later, sweetie.
17:18See you later.
17:18See you later, sweetie.
17:19See you later.
17:20Bye, Sandy.
17:21See you, Captain.
17:22Sapphire, Sapphire, don't put us down.
17:24Don't put us down.
17:27No, he has my guts, Kimmy.
17:29Yeah, me and Sandy, over before we even began.
17:32How do you know?
17:33Well, he kept talking to me and he was really nice.
17:36Yeah, it was a real ricochet flute if ever I saw one, Kim.
17:39He must really like you, Kimmy.
17:40Well, it's not polite.
17:49Brian is serious, man.
17:51He's got a huge eye here.
17:53Lucky.
17:53Bloody ugly.
17:56You are going to love that.
17:58What is it?
17:59Here, it is a baby monitor.
18:00You can take that and hear the baby crying wherever you are.
18:03Whatever you're doing, you'll always hear that crying.
18:07What else is this?
18:08Because Brian is gifted, we're having an extended.
18:11She's just crying.
18:12She's really bored here.
18:13She's bored.
18:16Funny, Mona and her baby whiny briny.
18:19Who's getting up my goat?
18:20I went to the baby shower.
18:22Why did she have to bring her baby?
18:24Here, Kim, you can take those out.
18:26They're ready.
18:26Mum, they're good.
18:28I'll just have their cage and soul, Kim.
18:31I've got something on my face.
18:33No.
18:42G'day, girls.
18:44Getting up to no good.
18:45How did my sausages go down?
18:47So, thoughts will happen.
18:48Good baby shower.
18:49A whole lot of people stay around talking about babies.
18:52Woo-hoo.
18:54Jeff, you're ignoring me.
18:56Oh, no, Sandy.
18:57Can I get you something?
19:01Go, Sandy.
19:02Go, Sandy.
19:22What the hell is going on here?
19:24Well, nothing.
19:25Absolutely nothing.
19:26I don't think.
19:26Yeah.
19:28No, Kel.
19:29I can explain.
19:31No, I'll explain.
19:32You want to know why I've been left at the altar four times?
19:34Here we go.
19:35You're looking right at him.
19:36You're not a freckle.
19:37You're a mole.
19:38Come on, mate.
19:38Calm down.
19:39They paint some history.
19:40Every fiance I've ever had this worm and muscle in on.
19:43Well, mate.
19:44Why not?
19:44They were begging for it.
19:45But for once I used my noggin and I married you first.
19:48He wasn't going to get you then and he's not going to get you now.
19:51Feel like, mate.
19:52Been there.
19:53Done that.
19:53No, Kel.
19:54It's not true.
19:56It was just a silly frisson over a croissant at Fountain Gate.
19:59Nothing really happened.
20:01Yeah.
20:01Because I stopped.
20:02Oh, no.
20:03Kel.
20:04It's not true.
20:05Well, mate.
20:05It's not true.
20:06Who would you believe?
20:10What freckle.
20:14get out of it.
20:16Oh, no.
20:16Oh, doc.
20:18Get out of there, Kel.
20:20Look at that, Kel.
20:22Get down how far for you.
20:23Kel, get in.
20:26I've only been at mode.
20:28Come on.
20:29Come on.
20:31Face back.
20:32Get out of here, Kel!
20:35Come here, get out of here, Kel!
20:40Did he give in?
20:42Did he give in?
20:45It's not real, ain't it?
20:52I don't know what happened back there, Kel.
20:55Sandy turned the head and it was screwed on backwards for a minute.
20:59I'm sorry, doll.
21:01Oh, it's not your fault.
21:02Sandy Preckel is irresistible.
21:04Even I can see that.
21:05He's got the look.
21:07No, Kel, I knew he's got the look.
21:11Come here, you.
21:15No, he's gone, mate.
21:17He's running off down white horse crescent like a stunned chicken.
21:19He kicked his arse, Kel.
21:21He did good, mate.
21:22Got a brand new contender, you know.
21:24Kelly Carl Cal had a pretty nice ring to it.
21:26Hey, Kel, smack down Channel 8.
21:28Don't worry about it.
21:28No, can you watch it?
21:30We can wrestle later.
21:32Thanks, Little Dee.
21:33What's this, Kimmy?
21:34A horn for the baby's pram?
21:36Oh, it's a breast pump.
21:39You've done well, Kim.
21:42Gee, that Sandy turned out to be a bit of a snake, didn't he?
21:45Yeah, and I think we're talking trousers, Sharon,
21:46but don't go there, girlfriend.
21:48Oh, look at this.
21:49Oh, look, Kim.
21:50That's a high-five jolly jumper, isn't it?
21:53Beautiful, beautiful prezzy.
21:54Yeah, horn for the baby, none for me.
21:56What's this one?
21:58Oh, that's Keena's present.
21:59She's got a great sense of humour.
22:01It's gas for the bird.
22:02Will I give it a go?
22:04Yeah, give it a go.
22:04Yeah, it's fun.
22:09Oh, that's nice.
22:10They're stepping.
22:10I'll give it a go, Kim.
22:11Yeah, no, no.
22:12Oh, my God.
22:14Oh, my God.
22:15Oh, my God.
22:15Oh, my God.
22:17Look at me.
22:18Look at me.
22:18Oh, boy.
22:19Oh, my God.
22:19Oh, my God.
22:21Oh, my God.
22:24Oh, my God.
22:25Oh, my God.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:27Oh, my God.
22:27Oh, my God.
22:29Oh, my God.
22:30Oh, my God.
22:31Oh, my God.
22:32Oh, my God.
22:33Oh, my God.
22:34Oh, my God.
22:35Oh, my God.
22:35Oh, my God.
22:42Oh, my God.
22:46Oh, my God.
22:47Oh, my God.
22:48You know Brett can't stand the sight of you, in pain.
22:53You know, he'll come later when the lockdown's finished.
22:56I'll get in and I'll be here holding you.
23:04I can't with those nails.
23:07You'll be right here.
23:14Oh, hi, Karen Kim. Driver!
23:19There's no need to rush.
23:21No, don't go. I didn't go this way.
23:23It's a little scenic route.
23:24Going through Wattletree Road, it's very nice that way.
23:28It takes a bit longer but you get to see the elms.
23:30It's shocking what they've done to them.
23:31They've chopped the middle out to accommodate the power lines.
23:34Which is very sad for a Wattletree Road resident.
23:39I had to take an ambulance recently when I had my papaloma removed.
23:44And I just wanted to ask if they had a very nice driver, an addiction fellow.
23:49He was very good looking.
23:50And I wondered what happened to him.
23:57Having a conversation with Barry up here.
24:00And he's been very patient with you.
24:04You're not the first girl in the world to have a baby.
24:07You've got hours, Kim. Hours and hours.
24:14No, it's not.
24:15It's not. It's different.
24:16Yeah, it's unusual.
24:16Hold on.
24:17Hold on.
24:17Hold on.
24:17Hold on.
24:17You