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00:03I love you. I do. Don't be like that. Mate, you're a seat.
00:09Working at Computer City's super sell-out sale?
00:12Well, stay at your mum's. You know I have to work the next 48 hours straight. I'm flat out.
00:17It's crazy stupid in here, kid.
00:19I'm flat chassis myself, Brett. I'm pregnant, you know. I can't do much anymore.
00:24Alright. Bye.
00:28Sharon!
00:29Yes? What? Can you pass me the tiny teddies?
00:34They alright, do you, Kim? I'm not supposed to do any heavy lifting.
00:37Oh, is that what the doctor said? No, the nail set.
00:41Oh, come on, Kim. I don't want to go to the school reunion on my own. It would be fun.
00:47Oh, yeah, like last time when I was completely humiliated turning up in fancy dress.
00:52Oh, Kim. There was just a few of the girls having a little bit of a joke.
00:56They were laughing at you, not with you.
00:58Oh, come on.
00:59I said I'd think about it.
01:01I'll have to check if it's okay for the baby to hang around a bunch of loser girls.
01:05What about me?
01:06I'm not a loser.
01:08I'm not a loser.
01:08Red hair, no friends.
01:09The cold kidney's got friends.
01:12Has she?
01:13Sharon?
01:14Hey, that was my life cheesy skinner.
01:16Well, you didn't know.
01:17Well, you never bloody know.
01:19Now, pass me my drink and then you can go and get my drive cleaning.
01:22Oh, no, I can't, Kim. I've got a shift at the repack.
01:25All right.
01:26All right, I'll go.
01:27Go.
01:28Oh, my God, Kim, no, don't.
01:32Look, I'll see if I can get someone else to take my shift, all right?
01:35I'll do it, I'll go.
01:36Good.
01:37You can drop me at Mum's on the way.
01:38Helen?
01:39Yes?
01:40My bag.
01:41Oh, sorry, Kim.
01:48The garden room.
01:50Hmm?
01:52Right, and will you throw in a fruit platter with that crisp?
01:55Ha.
01:56All right, email me the details.
01:58Bye.
01:59Who's crisp when he's at home?
02:01He's my travel agent, Kim.
02:02I'm trying to book Kells and My Honeymoon we never had.
02:05You know, the Daintree Echo Tour.
02:07What are you doing?
02:08Don't touch that, please, Kim.
02:10I'm looking for my school annual.
02:12Hey, get off the credenza.
02:14Look, why don't you go home to Brett, for God's sake?
02:16Because Brett's not there.
02:18He's working.
02:19I'm bored.
02:20Have you got Sharon?
02:21Hang out with Sharon.
02:22Oh, whoop-dee-doo, Sharon.
02:24Wow.
02:26The way you treat Sharon, really.
02:28You're skating on thin ice.
02:30I think with the weight you're carrying,
02:31you'll have to fall right through.
02:33Here it is, Fountain Lake State School.
02:36Ow!
02:36Bugger!
02:37Kim, take your voice down.
02:39Kells in the good room trying to do his quarterly back, don't you know?
02:42It's what?
02:43The GST.
02:44He's working out how much disposable income, if any, we've got for our honeymoon.
02:48Hi, Sharon.
02:49Where are you?
02:50Yeah, I forgot something.
02:51Listen, you need to get me some hair twisties.
02:53Don't go to the salon on the mezzanine.
02:55Go downstairs to Hairlarious and Haggle.
02:57All right, and hurry up.
03:00Leave poor Sharon alone, Kim.
03:01You know, people don't like being told what to do all the time.
03:05No, Kel, you haven't had it much.
03:07Hey.
03:07Um.
03:08And you have to separate all the crumbs off the schnitzels,
03:10because they attract their own ten percent.
03:12Kath, I know what I'm doing.
03:14And you've been doing the wrong column.
03:15All herds are the same.
03:16Miscellaneous food stock.
03:17Kath, can you leave it, please?
03:20And sausage meat being a composite,
03:21that has to be cleared by all the individual manufacturers.
03:23Kath!
03:24I'm sorry, doll.
03:25Look, I just need to know.
03:27You know, for the Daintree Echo Lodge,
03:28what our budget is.
03:29Are we going garden room,
03:31or can we afford the beachfront?
03:32We won't be going anywhere
03:33unless we get this bath done.
03:34Now buzz off.
03:35All right.
03:36Won't say another word.
03:41Bloody Howard.
03:43You've got it for him.
03:48Here, I've got it, Kim.
03:49I'm on my way back now.
03:51Okay.
03:52Bye-bye.
03:52Bye-bye.
03:57Kim, I said I'm on my way-
03:59Hello?
04:01Yes, this is the show that shows they get
04:02who is form poor netball captain.
04:05Oh!
04:07Most of them are Birkenstocks.
04:10How are you?
04:13Single, single, single, loser.
04:16Akers, desperado.
04:18No, no, Chris.
04:19Not the Japanese breakfast.
04:20I just have Continental.
04:22And Kel just has yoghurt and muesli.
04:24Is that any cheaper?
04:26Great.
04:27Okay.
04:28Book them, Dano.
04:29Okay, Chris.
04:30Yeah, see you later.
04:31Bye.
04:31Bye-bye.
04:32Good.
04:33Dumb.
04:36Well, where have you been?
04:38I can't even get any stuff.
04:40They're not my good pants.
04:42They're knickerbockers, Sharon, you stupid bloody ape.
04:45I am not stupid, Kim.
04:47I couldn't see.
04:49Well, where are my good pants?
04:51Oh, God.
04:52These are Colette Dennegan's.
04:54Sorry, Kim.
04:55I'll take them back.
04:56No.
04:57Alright, I'll take them back later.
05:01Maybe.
05:02How is your eye, Sharon?
05:04Well, it's not weeping anymore.
05:06Give us a look.
05:08Oh, look, that's looking much better.
05:09I reckon you could do without the patch now.
05:12Oh, okay.
05:12You don't want to become reliant.
05:15Oh, hey, anyway, guess what, Kim?
05:17Remember Lisa reversed yourself from primary school?
05:20That kid who couldn't speak English.
05:22She had just arrived here from Germany, Kim.
05:25I remember her.
05:27Poor little bugger.
05:28And you were the only one who was nice to us, Sharon.
05:31Yeah.
05:31Well, anyway, she's coming down from the Gold Coast.
05:34Yeah, Lisa Marie.
05:35Lovely girl.
05:36Big face.
05:37Looked just like Agneta out of Amber.
05:39No, no, no, no, no.
05:40I looked like Agneta out of Amber.
05:42She looked like Frida.
05:43Well, anyway, guess what, Kim?
05:45Me and Lisa Marie are going to the school reunion together.
05:48Me and Lisa Marie are going to the school reunion together.
05:53What?
05:54Nothing.
05:55I just think it's very nice that Sharon's linked up with an old friend.
05:59Oh, hello.
06:00She already has an old friend.
06:01Who am I?
06:02Chopped liver?
06:03Anyway, Colin, Sharon.
06:04Let's get those hair twisties.
06:06I want to go upstairs and you can curl my hair Beyonce Knowles style.
06:09Beyonce Knowles?
06:11Beyonce Knowles on corner, though.
06:12I can't actually, Kim.
06:13I've got to pick up Lisa from the airport.
06:15And then I'm going to take her for lunch at the Docklands.
06:17And after that, we're going to Federation Square to go to the Harry Potter gallery.
06:20Oh, it's going to be ace.
06:21I can't wait.
06:22I've got to go.
06:23Karen?
06:28All right.
06:29That's done.
06:30Okay.
06:30I'm going to Fountain Gate for my new topical story.
06:34What am I supposed to do?
06:35Oh, I don't know, Kim.
06:37All right.
06:38You can come with me.
06:39Here you go.
06:40You can be my third eye.
06:41Come on.
06:41Here you go.
06:43Bye, Kel.
06:44Ta-da.
06:45Bye.
06:53Oh, Kim, it's going to be fantastic.
06:55Like the first day, we've got the Crocodile Farm.
06:58And then there's the Daintree River Cruise,
06:59which includes coffee, flash, tea and biscuits.
07:02Then there's the Echo Hall.
07:04Oh, Mum, Mum, look at this.
07:05That peasant blouse.
07:06That's nice.
07:07Oh, is that peasant or pirate, Kim?
07:08Oh, pirate?
07:09You're so five minutes ago, it's peasants.
07:12Oh, peasants.
07:13That's you, isn't it?
07:14Yeah.
07:14Yes.
07:15And there's nothing more flattering, I feel,
07:16than a puffy sleeve on a big lamp.
07:18Yeah, I might get it.
07:19Oh, good idea.
07:20Cover your fidubitas and your tum.
07:21Oh, anything else I need to cover up?
07:24Well, there's your welcome mat, your love handles,
07:26and your dowager's hunking.
07:27Mum!
07:29Humor.
07:29Using humor.
07:30Now, go and get it.
07:31Come on.
07:32It's a nice price, too.
07:35And these are 25% off.
07:38That's only $63.99.
07:39And then the blouse is only $40, which is good, wasn't it?
07:41That's cheap.
07:42Cash.
07:44Oh, bum, I've lost my place.
07:46Sales.
07:47Sales.
07:48Marketing.
07:48Sales.
07:49Oh, you should go to the reunion, Kim.
07:51Oh, look at Lisa Marie Birkenstock.
07:54Talk about whacked with the ugly stick.
07:56Oh.
07:57Remember how Sharon and Lisa were sick as thieves at one stage?
08:00No, Mum.
08:01I was sick as a thief.
08:03Sharon, it's me again.
08:05If you get this message, can you disregard the others
08:07and call me back ASAP, if not before?
08:10It's Kim.
08:11Yeah.
08:12They were such good mates.
08:14Joined at the hip.
08:15No, they weren't.
08:16I'm going to just try this on.
08:20Mole.
08:21Mole.
08:22Virgin.
08:22Mole.
08:24Hmm.
08:25I like these cunts.
08:27This hem track suit will be good.
08:29It breeds.
08:33Bad news, sweets.
08:35The honeymoon's off, I'm afraid.
08:37What, Kel?
08:38I just had the new fantasy spay on town.
08:40It was $55.
08:41Plus GST.
08:42What's happened?
08:43You said it, Kath.
08:44Three little words.
08:45G-S-T.
08:46It's killing me.
08:48I don't know.
08:49It just seems I haven't got two Brazees to rub together.
08:51Well, I have.
08:52I mean, we've got my...money.
08:56No, we're not dipping into that.
08:57You might need it.
08:59Well, not for a few years.
09:00I hope.
09:00No, no.
09:01I'm sorry, love.
09:02I just reckon we can't do it.
09:03Not this year.
09:05It makes me so flaming mad.
09:07I mean, I'd like to see John Howard do pork and dill for less than $5.99 a kilo.
09:11Oh, don't worry, Kel.
09:13It doesn't matter.
09:14We'll just stay home.
09:16I mean, what's the big deal?
09:17Let it go, Kath.
09:19Let it go.
09:20Mail's here.
09:20For me.
09:22What's the minimum?
09:23We just had to cancel the once-in-a-lifetime echo tour honeymoon, Kim.
09:27Hey, look at this.
09:29Not now, Kim.
09:30Your timing's way out.
09:31No, no, Mum.
09:31Remember when I had to run up your credit card bill to get you enough fly-bys to get you
09:35a free mystery flight?
09:36It's come through.
09:37Oh, give me a look.
09:38Where are we going?
09:39Oh, Kel.
09:41Kel.
09:41The mystery flight.
09:43Where are we going?
09:44Yeah.
09:45Kyabrum, Kel.
09:46Kim.
09:47Kyabrum.
09:48Kyabrum.
09:49When do we fly?
09:51Tomorrow night, Kel.
09:52We can do it, love.
09:53Action station.
09:54Okay, I need to get my wheel on, my vanity, my backpack, my daypack, and my bum bag.
09:59Okay, if anyone needs me, I'm in the roof.
10:01Look out, all you Kyabrum, Kath.
10:03Kel nights are coming.
10:04Oh, it's so exciting, Kel.
10:05I love Kyabrum.
10:06But I can't spend Saturday night on my own.
10:09What would that look like?
10:11Mum?
10:18Sharon, if you can drag yourself away from Lisa Marie for five minutes and get this message,
10:23you'll know that, yes, I am going to come to the reunion tomorrow night.
10:27And this time, I'm going to wipe the floor with what I'm wearing.
10:31It's Kim.
10:42Oh, Kel, could you get my rod out too, please?
10:45No worries.
10:47Mum?
10:50Ta-da!
10:51I look like one classy peasant.
10:54Well, yeah, that looks nice, love.
10:56I think I look like Rachel Hunter.
10:58Well, you look like some sort of hunter.
11:00Where'd you get those pants?
11:01They call it Ginigan's knickerbockets.
11:03They're cool.
11:05Oh!
11:06Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:08Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:10Oh!
11:10Oh!
11:10Oh!
11:11Oh!
11:12Oh!
11:13Look at those look, look at those look at them, look at them!
11:14I can't!
11:15Use your other eye!
11:17Now, I've got one more to say here, Kim.
11:19Sharon's flesh-coloured eyepatch.
11:24Kim!
11:24Oh my god!
11:25It's not fancy dress!
11:28What do you mean? Not in fancy dress, bloody heel. You look like a pirate. I do not. That's it.
11:36If anyone else is going to think that. Oh, hi, Kim. Oh, Kim, you remember Lusa? Love the eye patch,
11:43pirate feet. Excuse me? I'm not a pirate. I have hurt my eye. I've got the exact same knicker blockers.
11:50So, six? Yeah, six.
11:52Cane. And what about Saren? Have good to see Luke. Saren, I'm going to get you a drink. What do
11:56you want? Oh, apple cane. Ahoy there, Horatio Hornblower. Excuse me? Horatio Hornbaird?
12:17Sir, the body just got information. I'm meeting with management. All right, guys. Yes?
12:20Bell? Sorry. Bell, did you hear me? Hello? No. Look, I'm terribly sorry, sir. It seems all the air traffic
12:29controllers have walked off the job. All domestic flights are grounded until further notice. I am sorry.
12:33What's the problem? Well, I can't tell you exactly, but it seems to be TST. Bloody hell. Oh, I won't
12:40say it. So, Guy, can you hear me?
12:42Can you hear me? Will there be any chance of an upgrade? No.
12:45Sir, it's cancelled. Guy, I can't hear you. Are you there? Yes, we'll just have to wait.
12:49Oh, it's a bugger doll. Go for a bit of a wolf. Yeah, oh, there's the Australia shop over there.
12:54What's more? Might go look for any fun bags. Oh, I find them.
13:25Can you hear me? Have a wet one, though, for after. Yep, no worries.
13:29What is this? I'm a camera. Take a photo of it. Oh, terrific. Yep, I'm in, too.
13:35I thought it was a very good book. I'm going to read that. You see those mousepads? The mousepads are
13:40great. You need me a mousepads.
13:43He's got a huge range of two pieces of God.
13:48There you can see me. Okay. Oh, come on. I see you. This is great.
13:55You hungry? Oh, I'm good at this. I'm good at this.
13:58George. I was not Frida.
14:01Well, I'm here for sure. I was not Frida.
14:04No, you were Benny and Bjorn Cookson. Looked like them. I was that necker.
14:07Yes, you were Frida. I'm going home.
14:10Come on, Sharon. No, no, I'm, um, I don't know.
14:14Excuse me? Where do you want to go, Sharon? You want to go home or you want to stay?
14:18Excuse me, Lisa. I think I'll be the one to tell Sharon where to go.
14:21Sharon, have you told me the big news?
14:25Sharon's going to move up to the Gold Coast with me.
14:26She's going to try for the AIS.
14:28What?
14:29That's right, Kimmy.
14:30Lisa is helping me to fulfil my lifelong dream of being an Olympic athlete.
14:34I'm flying up with her in a couple of days to take it out.
14:37What do you think?
14:37What do I think?
14:38I'll tell you what I think.
14:40I think you can pick the AIS right up your AIS seat.
14:44Kimmy, Kim wait.
14:52What a bus hotel.
14:54We're all for free.
14:55That's amazing.
14:56Free drinks as well.
14:57Juices, wine, whatever you want.
14:59Really?
15:00Oh, gee.
15:01Tell the other half, Liz.
15:03Come on.
15:04I like this.
15:05Oh, I didn't know that.
15:07Hello.
15:09Excuse me, sir.
15:10Yes, sir.
15:11Liz.
15:12Can I just see your card?
15:17I am sorry, sir.
15:18We don't accept video easy.
15:34Kim, wait.
15:38Kim, are you crying?
15:40No.
15:41It's your eye patches rubbing my eye.
15:44Oh, sorry.
15:45Some second best friend you turned out to be.
15:48I can't believe you're leaving me in my condition.
15:50The one time I asked you to do something for me.
15:54Kim, this is my big chance.
15:56Lisa feels like she owes me.
15:57She says, I'd be like a rock for her.
15:59But you're my rock.
16:01Yeah, well, now I'm Lisa's rock as well.
16:04Well, how many people's rocks are you?
16:05Well, I'm your rock.
16:08I'm Lisa's rock.
16:10I'm your mum's rock sometimes.
16:12Tells her if I'm a good stick, which is kind of like a rock.
16:14Well, I don't reckon that makes you a rock, Sharon.
16:16I reckon that makes you a gravel.
16:19Take that back.
16:21I am not gravel.
16:23Grevel.
16:24Grevel.
16:25Frida.
16:25Frida.
16:26Sarah.
16:30Goodbye, Kim.
16:35All passengers travelling on flight 434 to Hobart, please come to the third step.
17:09Try it.
17:11Telecom, Telecommunications and Convergence, here's me.
17:15Yeah, might be nice.
17:44It's almighty, Father.
17:45Very nice.
17:46Very nice.
17:46Very nice.
17:47Telling you, sir, if you're travelling to Adelaide, please come to the third step.
18:02We apologize for the car to trust you.
18:05you're all...
18:05You're all...
18:35the way I should have. I mean calling her a great bloody oath all the time, maybe she didn't like
18:39that.
18:39I didn't know. She didn't say anything.
18:48There's the starter. I hope it waits for him.
18:51No, we'll be alright.
18:52Hello, wait for us.
18:58Oh wow, this is so exciting.
19:01I think this will drop us off in the right spot.
19:03Here, here.
19:04I'm Kat.
19:05I'm Daniel.
19:06Oh my darling.
19:08We've been shopping, we've had a ball.
19:10I can see that.
19:19You sure you don't want me to get there?
19:20No, Sarah, you're not touching your thing.
19:26That's Kat on the escalators.
19:28Great job.
19:29And that's where we had Brettie every morning.
19:31That ain't nice.
19:33Sharon's girl hasn't called.
19:35Don't worry Kim, you've still got me.
19:38Was this this new Enya CD we bought on our honeymoon?
19:41Yep.
19:41Oh, back.
19:44Sail away, sail away, sail away.
19:47Sail away.
19:48You know what?
19:48I reckon it was the perfect honeymoon.
19:51I'll remember it as long as I live.
19:53Oh, ditto doll.
19:54And you know, Kim, what a nong I was to think you had to get on a plane and go
19:57somewhere.
19:58Well, so you just dagged around the airport for two days.
20:00Got it in one, Kim.
20:01Oh, it wasn't daggy, Kim.
20:03It was cool.
20:04I mean, it's all there at Tullamarine.
20:06The Astralis counter, chocolate box.
20:08The internet cafe.
20:09Oh, I went insane.
20:11Insanity.
20:11And you know, any time you want a bit of P&Q, you know, to get away from it all,
20:15you
20:15just took the moving walkway half a kilometre up the concourse to Gateland 26.
20:19I even got a tan through the plate glass watching the planes being grounded.
20:23Yeah, it's a nice colour too.
20:24It's natural.
20:25Yeah.
20:25Yeah, we just got to pay for it.
20:27Oh.
20:27Just better get back to my bath.
20:30I'll bring your dare in here, doll.
20:32No worries.
20:33I guess I've learnt my lesson.
20:35They say in the Abbasong, I've met my waterloo.
20:38Sometimes I think I'm my own worst enemy.
20:40Don't be silly, Kim.
20:41You've got heaps worse enemies.
20:44I'm going to miss Sharon too.
20:46She was a good end.
20:47She was my rock.
20:49Yeah.
20:49She was a pillar of salt for all of us.
20:52No, Kim, no.
20:53What?
20:54I'm depressed.
20:55Oh, I think Boogie French is not going to bring Sharon back.
20:58How much feels, guys?
21:00Hi, everyone.
21:01Hi, Sharon.
21:02Sharon.
21:05Hi, Kim.
21:06Hi, Sharon.
21:08Brett.
21:09I need you in the roof.
21:11Too sweet.
21:13You like a footy friend?
21:15Me?
21:16Really?
21:17Here you go.
21:18Oh, thanks, Kim.
21:22What are you doing here?
21:25I've left Lucha.
21:26What happened?
21:27No.
21:27Well, we were waiting for the plane at the gate lounge, but I just couldn't handle it.
21:32Why?
21:33Quite frankly, I didn't care for the way she spoke to me.
21:37Like what?
21:37What did she say?
21:38Oh, you know, she was always on and on at me all the time about how talented I am and
21:43how my friends don't appreciate me.
21:45That does sound weird.
21:46Yeah.
21:47So I'll hightail it out of there and come straight back here.
21:53I missed you, Kim.
21:56I said one.
21:58Put that back.
21:58I said one.
21:59They're for me.
22:00Oh, good morning, sickness.
22:01I'm into early.
22:02Oh, I didn't know.
22:03You never bloody know, Sharon.
22:04I thought it was another thing.
22:05We're going to hear for five minutes if you're eating us out of house.
22:08Oh, I know.
22:09I don't know everything about you.
22:11You know the country's milk is your ass-like ideas.
22:15Oh, I am.
22:16Oh, I am.
22:16Now, please.
22:18Now, Kimmy.
22:19Kimmy, look at me, please.
22:20Look at me.
22:21Now, Sharon, look at me.
22:24Now, Kim, look at Sharon.
22:25Now, Sharon, look at Kim.
22:27Now, both look at me, please.
22:29Now, I've got one word to say to you.
22:33Reconciliation.
22:35Bloody Howard.
22:39What are you reading?
22:40This is Meg.
22:41Do I know your stuff?
22:42Yes, yes, yes.
22:43All right, Scorpio.
22:46A hectic work and social calendar means you sometimes forget to eat.
22:50Keep some low-fat snacks in your desk drawer to pick at during the day if you had a desk
22:54drawer, Kim.
22:55Your naturally bubbly personality and your caring nature sees you sometimes giving too much.
23:00This week, think about yourself for a change.
23:02Oh, she's not good.
23:03She thought that's me.
23:04Do you want to know yours?
23:05All right, Leo.
23:06What are you?
23:07Leo, Leo.
23:07Okay.
23:08Being Leo the lion, your pride is in your beautiful mange of hair.
23:12Mm-hmm.
23:13That's right.
23:13That's right.
23:14But this week we'll see your usually lustrous locks take a batter in.
23:17You might like to try a new style.
23:18Something short and neat, for example, might win back that certain someone's wandering eye.
23:22Woo!
23:23What a mate of Duncan.
23:24What planet are you on, Mystic Meg, all down for cuckoo land?
23:27Oh, she's good.
23:28Speaking of which, I know I keep banging on about the trip, Kim, but I really have the bug, I
23:32tell you.
23:33Oh, yuck.
23:33A travel bug.
23:34No, I feel while Kel and I still can, I want to see the world.
23:39So next, we're going to go to Mascot, Essendon, that's a day trip.
23:43After that, who knows, Kim, Magoya Gatwick is meant to be beautiful.
23:47No, it's not.
23:48It's different.
23:48Yeah, it's unusual.
23:49It's not.
23:49But if you're like, oh, it's too willing to call me, you know.
23:49It's relatable.
23:49Yeah.
23:49Thanks.