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00:06another nasty dick story to share next a jealous wife bit her husband's penis off
00:14using teeth she'd sharpened with a file after seeing a text about a raunchy dream he had
00:24oh my god he just had a dream and she filed her teeth sharp and bit his dick oh don't
00:30get married
00:31this is why you're single what are you guys doing these stories are insane you guys are insane for
00:39signing up a jealous wife bit this guy's penis off after sharpening her teeth she's been sentenced to
00:47five years in prison the 39 year old russian woman confessed to filing down her teeth before carrying
00:53out the sickening act of revenge there was another woman involved she had seen a message from another
01:00woman on her 41 year old husband's phone okay in the message the woman described an erotic dream
01:06about having sex on a beach after seeing this the wife believed the message was proof that her husband
01:11was cheating on her that's pretty close she then began planning her bloody revenge i mean that's a
01:18a bit extreme reaction imagine like filing your teeth that's gonna take some time you know
01:23his wife cooked dinner i've got files i could enjoy a meal together some wine and they went to bed
01:30where she said time for a little treat oh you should know right then and there she started giving him
01:37moral yeah i mean you should know like if i was with somebody for a long long time and then
01:42they
01:42were like yeah let's go to bed they made you dinner and then they wanted to blow you yeah i
01:46want to
01:46give you a bj i'd be like you still wouldn't you wouldn't resist though that's it chuck would you
01:53resist no way hey let me check your teeth let me check how sharp your teeth are you've been filing
01:59your
01:59teeth your teeth are incredibly sharp sharp enough to cut the skin get out of here
02:08be very suspect can chop them off though no one wants to do that anymore no one wants to do
02:15that
02:15how long have you been together you haven't had oral in your life in years and all of a sudden
02:19boom
02:20no one wants to do that to you anymore but if it's a part of your normal sex life you
02:24could be
02:25thrown off yeah i mean that is the only time i mean but most guys who are married like it
02:33that part
02:33gets skipped okay you're just doing it you're just doing it starts getting immoral
02:42chomp at that moment she bites off his penis with her teeth
02:49her incredibly sharp teeth i've never you don't need to sharpen them to do it just bite it off with
02:56your regular teeth you don't need them sharp he lost consciousness from the shock i can't even
03:02but only briefly yeah you're coming back around he came to so much blood yep where's my penis
03:12he decided to put it in a glass okay so he had it still she spit it out he had
03:18saline solution at
03:19home so he just figured okay i'll cover it with saline i don't know if that's gonna do anything but
03:24he called an ambulance putting it right in the freezer paramedics tried to reattach the husband's
03:32manhood wait paramedics oh no we can't get me where are we in russia okay
03:39listen give me threads give me threads needles give me i don't know if we should do this on way
03:45wait hold on i have sewing machine come here no singer i got the singer sewing machine
03:53wing they have ones with the feet
03:59bring penis
04:02i think attached
04:04russians are crazy
04:06paramedics shouldn't be reattaching a penis
04:09they're the closest thing to a doctor i guess they have
04:13wow
04:14not shockingly they were unable
04:18no you have to make it work you have to attach all the blood vessels and every you know what
04:23i
04:23mean yes you can't just put it together like lego in an ampulet oh listen i attach skin to skin
04:32everything okay oh my god what are you doing it's just dead
04:42don't worry i attach skin to skin everything okay
04:52yep come on man wouldn't you be like hey wait for a specialist i mean i don't know you can't
04:58do this
04:58here i mean i don't do they even know do you even know about a specialist i have no idea
05:04what life
05:05is like there we only only are prop propaganda version of it he claims and this is just his claims
05:10that he had never cheated on his wife there was just some woman who's been texting him that he had
05:14nothing to do with
05:17well anyway the wife has been sentenced to five years in a russian women's colony
05:23you don't make it through that do you her husband left with a dead wiener i mean don't okay
05:29they have reattached something to him but it has something worked okay and he has not been able to find
05:37a new
05:37partner no the only thing that can help him now is a penile prosthesis an internal
05:44penis with a pump to achieve an erection he has no other options now i have a strong desire
05:51for a russian lady i know you do you always have but but you cannot cheat
06:00no on a russian lady no they sharpen their teeth and bite it off dude when they get mad about
06:11you
06:12they file their teeth to sharp points and plan a crazy evening that includes oral what are you
06:21thinking dude i hope the romantic couple that got engaged on the empire state building it doesn't
06:27end like this for them it will very passionate people that they are oh my god it will end
06:35no one would ever see this coming though i just the fact that someone took the time to file their
06:42teeth to sharp points is nuts yeah does it hurt so bad filing your teeth it doesn't really
06:51how would you know how do you know how do you know what are you talking about i've filed a
06:55couple
06:56teeth you have not i have i really have i really have done it what you're doing at-home dentistry
07:02you're wild you're biting off dogs no he's ready don't accept a wall from him yeah don't lay down
07:13yeah it doesn't hurt to file your teeth mm-hmm there's no like real feeling it's just
07:18let's go back for a second can you imagine bouncing down a russian road as two paramedics are trying to
07:24reattach your penis in a moving ambulance no like none of that makes sense no does it say how
07:30like did they tape it or they sewed it i don't know they don't they don't say i think they
07:37just
07:37bandaged it right i think it was uh silly putty russian silly putty oh man so now the woman is
07:47suffering from rotten teeth behind bars her estranged husband believes that's karma well yeah i mean your
07:52teeth it's not recommended well you which one is it which one is it it doesn't say because the one
07:58right
07:58there is gorgeous i just know what she wasn't with that guy what do you mean the one in the
08:05brown
08:05hair like that's the wife i don't know no we don't know it could just be showing random pixelated
08:13russian women the guy wasn't he big the big guy this guy oh that was the guy that's him yeah
08:18that's
08:19the guy that they're not together i don't know who his wife is yeah i don't i it better not
08:24be her
08:25if it was her i'm furious why that she would be with him well that he blew it would cheat
08:31on her
08:31dummy but he claims he didn't cheat on her just some crazy woman is texting about her erotic dreams
08:37okay all right okay i have crazy women texting me about erotic dreams i had sex with you in a
08:43dream
08:43last night oh you did oh my god that's so no he's lying you found is this him i think
08:53it is
08:55that's him that's him is this his wife he's a doctor he's a doctor he gained a little bit of
09:02weight
09:03but who's the woman who's the woman i don't know but he's a urologist well he should have
09:10to attach it himself right because to me um is the woman hosting this podcast with him
09:20uh look much like the pixelated russian lady is he in what is he talking about adult films for
09:32i'm not sure about the pianists oh maybe how uh it's uh he's talking about we talk about all the
09:38time that watching too much porn probably because he's like i don't feel to translate
09:46everything for god's sakes give me i just want to see the lady no there's no way that's her
09:56i don't know who that lady is why would they be i don't know i don't either my god
10:03isn't the wife in prison yeah you'd think you would think so you think that was before i wondered
10:10if that was from like court or like um sentencing or anything like that but i don't know i do
10:18not know
10:20it's just nuts because you just know he got his penis just chomped right off which is crazy
10:26i don't know who we're looking at now i don't know i'm just searching this guy's name i'm searching
10:33this guy's name to see if i can learn anything else they didn't release her name no you're right like
10:40they but i don't know how russia yeah works jason's excited what no you're not excited nope okay it's too
10:49bad yeah yeah if you get yourself a russian lady just be very careful like it's like be very careful
10:58it's a different life yes no no doubt watch yourself chuck oh i'm good i mean i'll be fine but
11:07and be careful that's the key takeaway be always very very careful with surprise oral
11:15oh you have to be like if you haven't been blown in years and all of a sudden someone's offering
11:20to blow you what's going on yep surprise oral roll the dice i know you do we'd all we all
11:30would
11:30that's that they know none of you guys are saying no to that they all know how to get us
11:35i know you're
11:35low that's all i can say you gotta look like a tiger i'm going for it anyway imagine they were
11:43filed like in the points you know like you filed them into not just like you know sharpening them
11:51but literally made them into points that's right go for it okay just be careful down there