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00:09here's a question for you what's one brand name food the no generic or knockoff version can match
00:16we all know jason loves to shop at aldi and get his like knockoff oreos and stuff benton's
00:24benton's give them some props that's their coca-cola brand name yeah they're not very good
00:28coca-cola okay i am brand loyal yep i'm that guy i grew up on coke someone gave me a
00:38pepsi zero the
00:39other day and i almost told the kid to f right off he's anti well i can handle all the
00:46other pot like
00:47yeah i'm not gonna get really angry if i like i like other stuff but in in all reality you
00:53know
00:54like i'm assuming i don't really know who was first and all that stuff but like they coke has
00:59been the leader for the longest time and i think you know any of those the discount brands you know
01:07that are trying to be seriously i when they did that taste test in the stores yeah you could do
01:13it
01:14with me any day i could tell you exactly which one's coke yes in a second could you add coke
01:20zero to that
01:21now and be able to tell the yeah i can tell the difference between coke zero and diet coke i
01:25hate
01:25diet coke i don't mind diet coke i'd rather have coke zero um zero is way better i don't like
01:32that
01:33coke either i'd rather not honestly i'll just have water yeah me too than just straight it's just like
01:37tastes like chemicals and i know coke zero is the same thing but it tastes better yeah yeah like
01:42pepsi zero tasted like i was drinking windex or something i don't mind pepsi but i'd never choose it
01:49over a coke well right we have a trader in our midst is a pepsi mint pepsi for life baby
01:55get out
01:56there's the door i have spent years fighting this oh no if we give you a coke and a pepsi
02:03you would
02:03pick the pepsi a thousand percent i can't stand god i think it tastes he doesn't eat chocolate guys
02:09yeah i mean i'm sorry we can't trust his decision on anything listen that's it and because of that
02:13he has ball contests with other men what does that mean yeah we'll accept that i got sweet
02:20balls sorry babe what does that mean yeah it's listen that's just what you got question your
02:26decision making you got the huge penis i got the big balls yeah exactly heinz ketchup is another one
02:31of my rider dies yeah it ain't heinz i don't want it i get very mad oh my god okay
02:38so here's the
02:39thing there's the other players right like hunts oh and uh uh who's the who's the other one is there
02:47another one had their big catch i think it's all like store brands after that well that's what i mean
02:51like so i'm not a big ketchup person but dave you still get like real ketchup though over where you
02:58live right like it's just the simple ingredients yeah there's no corn syrup and stuff yeah because i
03:03always buy like the simple kind now yeah that's the best way to go simply no artificial sweeteners
03:10uh red gold i guess is the other big okay that's usually like that's pretty bad that i've never heard
03:16of it you see red gold in packets okay like a lot of restaurants would give that out again i
03:23know i'm
03:23a weirdo i know i'm crazy if they don't have heinz i'm like yeah i don't need yeah i don't
03:29need any
03:29food here i don't need any food here like if i'm going for like a burger and fries and you
03:35don't
03:36have heinz yeah bye you'll need i mean i'm too hungry i'll i'll use the other ketchup yeah i'll use
03:44the hot sauce i know i'm a weirdo i get it but i can't do it i am that brand
03:49loyal heinz reach out
03:52i'll happily do your commercial oh wow emma has a comment here i don't know if i'm gonna like it
03:56emma
03:59yes hi hi go ahead um i was calling because i used to work at this mom and pop restaurant
04:05where we would have heinz ketchup bottled and we would just keep refilling them with a generic
04:11ketchup listen i have i have it discovered those places and they are crossed off my the second i
04:18squeeze it out i'm like suck off i know it's not real emma you're not fooling me no they're not
04:26i
04:26instantly know but at least you sit down you see the bottle and then you order your food
04:32so that you get me once yeah you get you get like burn your restaurant to the ground yeah yeah
04:37that's
04:38it no i they when heinz came out with the packaging for restaurants where it wasn't see-through it was
04:45all red yes squeezy bottles yeah they think restaurants thing ah we can fool them exactly i can't believe you
04:52have such a passion about yes i never like you're so fired up i'm surprised you didn't like move to
04:58that town i don't know i can't relate i don't i don't know i'm sorry you're not living in
05:03livington right now there's a couple of things i'm passionate about you really are my friends
05:08you just screamed at that lady suck off cross off my list and i'll burn it to the ground thanks
05:18for
05:18calling well don't try and fool me don't hoodwink me put it out on the table you're the cheap ass
05:26brand you use and then let me decide i agree jeez i gotta make sure if you ever came to
05:31my house
05:31i better write this down it's been 25 years i haven't been there i think you're okay
05:38oh you'll never be invited but if you ever were i'll make sure you burn my house down
05:45i'll be honest like i do not eat ketchup at all i i have heinz ketchup because you just need
05:51to have
05:52it you know in case someone else wants it i don't care at all i don't even know what i
05:57have in my
05:57refrigerator right now i don't know i don't buy it like lunny buys it i don't know what i don't
06:03care yeah i don't really eat it it's not her it's not her passion it's summertime ketchup time
06:09that's for me anyway you know burgers hot dogs i don't put it on burgers i don't put on hot
06:14dogs i
06:14don't use it with fries i don't know what oh my god unless it's a bad fry now if it's
06:19a bad fry
06:19which is why ketchup was invented anyway yeah it was to cover up spoiled i would say it enhances
06:26but it's up to you what do you use with your fries just nothing nothing salt like like a lot
06:31of salt you raw dog them oh if they're good fries you don't need anything if you you have to
06:36have
06:36good fries i'm realizing these fries hmm where are you getting these fries it's a good fries i'm not
06:42telling you
06:51like mcdonald's fries let's say oh yeah i don't need ketchup with those i really don't i don't i
06:56don't know just it has to have a lot of salt yeah yeah yes uh ritz crackers oh it's not
07:04getting the
07:05cracker debate with jason and ryan why yes that's half the time they talk oh that's right you do get
07:11it was in the middle of a cracker debate go ahead man all right you have two options okay you
07:18have a
07:18ritz and then you have ryan's choice and you can tell me which one you're choosing of the two ryan's
07:22two crackers judy okay ryan's choice oh you want me to talk now sorry pepsi pete i'm gonna get ripped
07:33again saltines big saltine guy i mean saltines are fine for what they are prison crackers they're fine
07:41there's some crackers to me they're a soup cracker that's what i said they're good right is that the
07:48club well i'm a club i'm a club man i'm a club man yeah and he said saltine over club
07:53and i was like
07:54okay yeah i'm curious the guy doesn't eat chocolate i don't know what to tell you guys
07:59yeah he's a pepsi saltine no chocolate guy what i eat get out i love him we all love him
08:08but he's
08:08nuts but his taste is disgusting saltines have a place though there's a place have a place yep i
08:15like them in i like them in chili they're in my house i have saltines i've realized you can crush
08:19up some cheese it's going to ryan's house for prison crackers and pepsi prison crackers and pepsi
08:26just have a it's like a guy who hasn't had a club you're like these saltines are good but then
08:32you
08:32have a club you're like oh i take like butter reels i take club over ritz any day too i'll
08:37sleep
08:37oh ritz are terrible i don't like ritz i don't like ritz a club it's just a little skinny thing
08:43though you can't put anything on it you gotta break everything down types of club crackers where
08:46have you been man usually put cheese on them yeah piece of cheese oh my god and you get eight
08:51sharp
08:52white cheddar i mean i am literally the work i bought like a party platter for myself just to
08:59enjoy some clubs i had the little meats i had the cheese you had a charcuterie
09:03all to myself i bought it was like a party platter i had to peel that thing open and they
09:08got the
09:09little one in the sleeve that's brown it's always nice to get that oh yeah what there's always one
09:14one like a little bird oh like a darker yeah it's a little bird little crisp gotta eat down to
09:18that
09:18one yeah the ranch ones those little mini ranch clubs i've never tried oh if you've never seen
09:26the mini ones there's like a mini cracker that they make and it's like flavored yeah they make mini but
09:32ryan they make regular size and now they've introduced a sweet hawaiian what those still
09:36aren't regular size they're still skinny he wants it to be a perfect square yeah you gotta team man
09:42you have to alter everything you put on a club cracker that's true you do have to cut the cheese
09:48a piece of cheddar in half and have it two crackers it's amazing and then minis what do you want
09:53to eat
09:54700 crackers sometimes you do and i sometimes you do so ryan if they made them in the shape of
10:01a
10:01saltine would you would you buy it it's just the shape i'll eat a club my wife's a big club
10:06cracker
10:07person yeah but i just i think it's all the salt on saltines that i like yeah i'm a salt
10:12guy yeah okay
10:13yep um by the way ryan have you ever had firecracker saltines uh no i haven't amber made these for
10:21the
10:21kids before and you take saltines you season them with ranch red pepper flakes and a little bit of
10:26garlic and then you bake them in the oven oh that's a way to kick it up yeah they are
10:32show
10:32me a club doing that stupid ass clubs actually you know what what's there is a dessert that you make
10:42with those saltine crackers where you put them in a pan and then it's like it's like butter and sugar
10:49and then like you put chocolate over oh yeah like at christmas time people make that yeah people make
10:54it at christmas time that i'll literally stab someone to eat oh my goodness yeah no these are
10:59so good these spicy here's the thing though i can't imagine taking extra time with saltines it's worth
11:06it i guess i get or i could just get the ranch mini clubs and eat 700 of them sure
11:13you could do that too
11:14they have a firecracker club mix also just so you know you can do a lot with you don't have
11:19to bake it
11:20or anything like it's all ready to go oh oh you still have to do this too yeah oh okay
11:24but it's
11:26not just a saltine exclusive like clubs can clubs can dance clubs can get in there too clubs can dress
11:33up all right i mean i will say one is a buttercracker right yeah like it's kind of a little
11:38more buttery
11:38they're both well yeah like saltines not the club is buttery yeah yeah yeah it's delicious
11:44you