00:00Welcome to 1 o'clock, am I doing your call?
00:02Hello.
00:03Hello.
00:04Hi, I'm just wondering if you can help me. I'm looking at getting a new car.
00:12Do you think you can help me get a new car?
00:15Who's this?
00:16My name's Tim, but I need a new car because my old car has got a flat tire.
00:23Oh right, okay.
00:25I need a new car to help me get to the park.
00:29And then I'll just get there faster.
00:33Oh, okay. Is there anyone in particular that you want to speak to?
00:37Car, ma'am. Do someone who can help me get a new car.
00:42But not too expensive, though, because I don't get that much in-pocket money.
00:45Because my mum's proper tight.
00:50Okay, I'll put you through now.
00:52What car do you think would be best? What car have you got?
00:57Erm, I've not got a car. I can't drive.
00:59Why? Do you want to live with me when I get the new car?
01:04I'll take you to work and stuff like that. That's a good idea, isn't it?
01:09Yeah, that's a good idea.
01:10How do you get to work?
01:12My dad dropped me off.
01:14What? Tell him that I dropped you off saving my job, wouldn't it?
01:20Yeah, that would make my life easier.
01:22So much easier.
01:23Anyway, what car do you think I should get?
01:27Erm, any car you want. What car do you want?
01:30A proper fast one. Of course I want a fast car.
01:34Which is this?
01:35Maybe. Not too fast, because you don't want to get speeding ticket.
01:39Not me Uncle Barry.
01:41You know my Uncle Barry?
01:43No, I don't know your Uncle Barry.
01:45Right. Well, my Uncle Barry, he's got loads of different cars.
01:50That he gets them off other people, but he says they don't know about it.
01:54No, wait. Are you on TikTok?
01:57Maybe.
02:00Joshua, can you get me a new car, please?
02:04I can't, but I can put you through to someone who can get you a new car.
02:07Will they be as helpful as you are?
02:10Okay, well I'll put you through to someone now then.
02:13Who are you putting me through to?
02:16Someone in sales that can help you.
02:18Right, okay. What's your name?
02:21Sofa.
02:21Sophie, if they can't help me, I'm coming back to you. Is it alright?
02:26Yeah, that's fine.
02:28Great, great. Thanks, Sophie.
02:29Right. I'll put you through now.
02:35Erm, no one seems to be answering at the moment.
02:38I can take your name and phone number and get them to ring you back. Is it okay?
02:41God's sake, Sophie!
02:46What's your name?
02:47Tim, why don't you, why don't you sell me a car?
02:50I can't do that, I'm just a receptionist.
02:53No, you're more than that, Sophie. Believe in yourself, you're more than just a receptionist.
03:00You've got your own taxi service called Dad.
03:04So, what's your dad called?
03:06Why?
03:06Just asking to just, just to generate conversation.
03:11Do you, has he got like a proper name or is he just called Dad?
03:14He's called Colin.
03:16Colin?
03:17Yeah.
03:17My Uncle Barrett, he's got a mate called Crackhead Colin. That's not your dad, is it?
03:22No, that's not my dad.
03:24Definitely not. Why?
03:25Do you know why he's called Crackhead Colin?
03:27No.
03:28Cause once, he was walking down a road, he's called Colin, and once he fell over the road and he
03:34cracked his head off the floor. Crackhead Colin.
03:38No way.
03:38Swear down.
03:40And you know his best friend? He's called Potted Pete. Do you know why he's called Potted Pete?
03:45I have no idea why he's called that.
03:47Cause he's called Pete. And once, he fell over and he banged his head off a plant pot. Potted Pete.
03:54No way.
03:55Swear down. Potted Pete's girlfriend is called Sticky Vicker. Do you know why she's called Sticky Vicker?
04:01Why?
04:01Because the name's Vicker and once, she helped me with doing arts and crafts and she got glue on her
04:08finger. Sticky Vicker.
04:10You can't learn.
04:12And Sticky Vicker used to go out with my Uncle Barry's best mate, Gus, Smackhead Steve. Do you know why
04:18he's called Smackhead Steve?
04:20Why?
04:21Cause he's a smackhead.
04:26Swear down. Swear down.
04:28Right, so do you think it's best that I call back and get someone to sell me a car?
04:36Yeah, you call back and then hopefully there'll be someone available to speech and then you'll be able to get
04:41one.
04:41Get a dead fast car?
04:43Yeah.
04:44What's your favourite colour?
04:45Um, purple.
04:47Yeah, I'll get a red one.
04:49A red one, well.
04:52Yeah.
04:56I'll get a red car.
04:59I might even get a red and yellow car.
05:02Cause they're good aren't they?
05:03Not too good for handling.
05:05Not round corners, but they're a good car though aren't they?
05:08Yeah, they're really good.
05:09Really good, yeah.
05:11I can't get a red and yellow car cause we'll be able to give you a lift.
05:14So before one person, I'll have to think about what car I want.
05:19Maybe get one with good boot space.
05:23For all the shopping for my mum the fat pig.
05:29Right, so far, listen, I'm gonna go, but I'm sure I'll speak to you again soon, okay?
05:37Okay, make sure you ring back.
05:39I will definitely, definitely ring back.
05:41Okay, thank you.
05:42Enjoy the rest of your day.
05:45Bye.
05:45Love you.
05:46Love you.
05:47Bye.
05:50Sophie's gonna get me a new car.
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