00:00Good afternoon
00:02Hello
00:03Hello
00:04Hi, can I speak to Shane please?
00:10Who's calling?
00:12My name's Tim
00:15I know
00:16Thanks
00:21Hello
00:23It's not at the desk
00:25Where are you calling from?
00:27Oh
00:27I'm calling from home
00:32From home?
00:33Yeah, from my house
00:34So I need to speak to
00:37somebody because my mum
00:39she said that
00:40I need braces
00:42so I'm ringing around
00:44different metal companies to see
00:47if I can get it cheap
00:50That's okay
00:51So do you think you'll be able to
00:54get Shane
00:55to tell me
00:57how much you'll be
00:58for my braces?
01:01Yeah, one second
01:07Hello
01:07Hello, is that Shane?
01:12Who's it?
01:12My name's Tim
01:14and I've been told
01:16but my mum said that
01:18I need braces
01:19and I've been told to try and find
01:22some metal for my braces
01:25in the mouth
01:26and I'm ringing you
01:29someone said to ring you
01:31because you've got good prices
01:35I need braces
01:35Come on, who's putting that
01:36nice, good voice
01:38to the side's phone's voice?
01:41Pardon?
01:44No
01:45No, braces
01:48for my mouth
01:52S***
01:54Hi, I've just been on the phone
01:58and there must have been some sort of
02:00disruption from the metal
02:02the phone went dead
02:04Are we speaking to Shane?
02:09Yeah, who's that?
02:10My name's Tim
02:11but the phone went dead
02:13It just went down
02:15What's your last name?
02:18I'm not sure
02:19What's your last name?
02:21Everybody just calls me Tim
02:24Dilly
02:25Yeah
02:27But
02:29I'm ringing
02:30because I need
02:31You sound more like a Timothy actually
02:34rather than a Tim
02:37I'm definitely
02:37I'm definitely Tim
02:39How do you know my name?
02:43Pardon?
02:44How do you know my name?
02:48Because I do
02:49I'm psychic
02:50I spoke to a psychic before
02:54Have you?
02:55Yeah
02:56Yeah
02:56And she didn't know it was going to ring
02:58so she's not very good as she
03:03So do you think you can help me?
03:06My mum said that I need braces
03:09So I need to get some metal for my mouth
03:13so I can straighten my teeth
03:16Oh really?
03:18Oh really?
03:19Do you think you can get me some metal?
03:21Is your mouth as big as 6 metres long?
03:25It's about that big enough
03:29You can't see that but it's about that big enough
03:31I've not got a mouthy mouth
03:33But my mum says that I've got a big mouth
03:36Because I keep calling her a fat bit
03:38Really?
03:39You've got a big mouth on you
03:40Yeah
03:40Careful
03:42She says I've got a really big mouth
03:44Because I just keep giving my mum backchat and that
03:48You really are but you do yeah
03:51You don't know me
03:53I don't give her loads of backchats
03:55That's just when she says
03:57Get to your room and stuff
03:59And I'm like shut your mouth mum
04:02That's all they say
04:03And then she just goes mad
04:06Really?
04:07What?
04:07Have you got braces?
04:11No
04:11Have you ever had braces?
04:14No
04:14You've never had braces?
04:16Shall we take your number?
04:16Shall we take your number?
04:18I'm in your bag
04:19I don't want you to ring me
04:23No, yeah
04:23No, I'm on my mum's phone
04:25She don't know I'm on it at the minute
04:27Because she's in bed the lazy pig
04:30And I don't want to give my mum's number out to strangers
04:35Right, okay
04:36What's your name?
04:38I can't tell you that
04:40Oh, because you've just been asking for my number
04:42If you tell me your name
04:44And then you know my name is Tim
04:47Then we're not strangers are we?
04:49We're not, no
04:51So what's your name?
04:52I can't tell you that's a secret
04:55Secret but overpicked
04:57Is Shane there?
04:59Is Shane there?
05:00Go and get Shane
05:02Why?
05:03How do you know who he is?
05:06It's magic
05:07I'm psychic
05:08Ha ha ha ha ha
05:13Oh, hold another seconds
05:14Ah
05:17Hello
05:20Hello, you can take your call
05:22Of course, Kim
05:22You've got to go on another call at the minute
05:25We are-!
05:26Would just go and have Shane if he was my real dad
05:28Yeah
05:32I'm going to finish the call
05:33because we've got calls coming in, okay?
05:36Do you want to try them again later?
05:37Try them again, oh god.
05:40Alright. I just want to talk to you!
05:42I just want to be your mate!
05:45Finally, okay, I'm going to finish the call now
05:47because we've got other calls coming in, okay?
05:49Alright, see you in a bit.
05:51Alright. Bye!
05:53Are you fun at parties?
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