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After visiting the world's rudest restaurant for my three nearly six birthday party, they offered me a job! 😂
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00:00Look at your f***ing hair cut!
00:04What are you looking at?
00:05Waste of my f***ing time!
00:07F*** off!
00:10It's good easy this job isn't it?
00:12Hi everybody!
00:14Look! I'm back at Curran's Diner!
00:16But I'm not here to eat!
00:20I've got a job!
00:23I'm gonna tell people like the stupid idiots
00:26and get away with it!
00:28Right, so what you're gonna do today
00:30Right
00:30You're gonna be insulting everyone
00:32gonna be taking orders
00:33gonna be busting tables
00:34gonna be cleaning for us, right?
00:37I didn't know about the cleaning bit
00:38You're a skiff
00:40Oh I shook your mouth!
00:41That's what you are
00:42Cheap labour!
00:44Underqualified mate
00:45Are you qualified?
00:48That's what my sign says, B-tech
00:50B-tech, B-tech
00:52That's not funny
00:52Are you scared?
00:54Yeah
00:56You can't be nasty
00:57I'm gonna let out all my pencil rage
00:59Yeah
01:00I'm gonna stab someone
01:01You can go ahead
01:02I'm not
01:03It's not on the rules
01:05Just have a look at the rules
01:07It could be mine
01:08I could be lying
01:09It does not say anything about stabbing
01:12You could be my real dad
01:13Look at it
01:14Nah I need you ugly
01:24You can't hide
01:25But no
01:26No
01:29No
01:30No
01:30No
01:30No
01:30No
01:31No
01:32No
01:32No
01:33No
01:36No
01:37No
01:37She's got her chocolate one.
01:47That's my place.
01:48Thank you very much.
01:55What colour are the crayons, Tim?
01:57White.
01:59What colour is the paper?
02:03I bet he tries it.
02:04I better try some colouring.
02:06There you go, Nicholas.
02:08Made that really good, okay?
02:10These are well nice.
02:14There you go.
02:16You're welcome.
02:18You'll be choking it.
02:20I don't, I don't, I don't.
02:22Are you okay, what's your name?
02:24Not anymore.
02:27There you go.
02:29I'm getting to.
02:30That looks good, isn't it?
02:38You want mum?
02:40Yeah, you want mum.
02:41We can pull me out of mum today.
02:43That's huge.
02:45It's like Simon from me in the toilet,
02:47you don't know about his area.
02:50For you, are you?
02:51Are you a painter?
02:53Yeah.
02:54Are you mum?
02:55Yeah, he's mum.
02:57Are you, are you both yours?
02:58Yeah.
02:59It's not too weak.
03:00I've got them up for adoption.
03:01I've cried.
03:02No one wants them.
03:03It's because they're hanging.
03:10How do you make bigger than this?
03:16How do you feel?
03:18It's a cat.
03:20Put it on.
03:21Put it on.
03:23Put it on.
03:25Do not take it off.
03:27Take your ears off me.
03:30Take your ears off and keep the doors open.
03:35I'm lost with your ears, oh my god.
03:38Let me, let me have a look at, I've got a picture of them.
03:41I've got a picture of your ears, they're on Google Earth.
03:43I've got a picture of you.
03:47It's funny, it's funny.
03:48Come on.
03:49I don't want to see it.
03:50Nice ears.
03:51We charge you a triple if you got them fixed.
03:54Today.
03:54I will.
03:55Job.
03:56So far, you haven't showed us that you're really angry,
03:59and you're not really getting into the Karen spirit,
04:01so I'm giving you this mallet.
04:03For the kids.
04:03No, no, no, smash the ice.
04:05Oh, yeah.
04:06I think you absolutely am on it.
04:09What's that?
04:11What's that?
04:11That's not gonna smash anything.
04:13Go on! Give us a wedding!
04:15Yes! Yes!
04:17Alright, alright!
04:18Jesus Christ!
04:20The worst girl band ever
04:22built on spice!
04:26That one's dressed like a picnic table and all.
04:30Like Nana's curtains come to life.
04:35What are you doing?
04:40It's something you're wearing like that!
04:43What are you looking at?
04:47I've got an Amelie!
04:51I don't know!
04:55It's getting him!
04:56It's getting him!
04:59You witch!
05:00You can't eat all that!
05:04Look at the size of that!
05:06Do you think you are red?
05:08Anyway, it's chill coming!
05:10I don't know what we want to drink yet!
05:13Waste of my f***ing time!
05:20I'm noticing a little theme here too.
05:24Spice Girls!
05:27Okay Spice Girls!
05:28I don't know what you're saying!
05:30I don't know what you're saying!
05:31I don't know what you're saying!
05:34I don't know your recommendation!
05:36There's something happening!
05:38Spice!
05:39Spice!
05:40Spice!
05:42I'll have them!
05:45I'll have them!
05:47I'll have them!
05:48The prescription!
05:50Are you paying?
05:51No, I am saying!
05:54You're watching the suckages in the back!
05:56What are you looking at?
05:59Look at me like that!
06:00You're off with me!
06:03You can't fight the customers!
06:05We all want to fight the customers but you can't fight them!
06:07I'll fight you!
06:11I'll fight you!
06:12The stage is called by the f***ing absolute losers of what I'm in my store ever!
06:16I was saying!
06:17I was saying!
06:17Worst point band ever!
06:19Sit that corner over there!
06:22No direction!
06:24Enjoy the camera!
06:25Make some drinks!
06:29It's the easiest job!
06:30Hey bitch!
06:31Hey, bitch!
06:34Oi, has anyone ever told you you look like a young version of Alan Carr?
06:39Well, it's not a compliment if they do, alright?
06:42And you do.
06:44Thanks.
06:44Alan Carr!
06:47Hi guys!
06:50Thank you very much!
06:51Oi!
06:53What do you think you're doing?
06:56Ask for the customers, they're paying!
06:58Who's is it?
07:00It's for Table 5 in the middle, those silly bins over there.
07:08There you go.
07:12Tell them that's a special message from me, too.
07:19Oh, there's a Mr Martini!
07:22You have a real one!
07:25What's a special message off to Alan?
07:43What's your name?
07:44Rachel.
07:45An Arobia?
07:4638.
07:47F***!
07:48He's got me!
07:50He needs Tim!
07:52She's right old!
07:55You all know the words, getting bald!
07:57Nice and loud!
07:58Happy birthday!
08:01F*** all!
08:03Happy birthday!
08:06F**** all!
08:08Happy birthday!
08:11F*** rabbit hole!
08:14Happy birthday!
08:17F*** all!
08:19Woo hoo!
08:19Yay!
08:22When I say hip-hip, you say f*** off.
08:26Hip-hip!
08:27F*** off!
08:28Hip-hip!
08:29F*** off!
08:30Just you, hip-hip!
08:31F*** off!
08:32That is funny too.
08:35I know that.
08:36I've seen these slugs.
08:38Hello.
08:39I'm going to lick my phone so quick.
08:43My God, they won't come off their tattooed on.
08:49What's your name?
08:50Charlie.
08:52That's a boy's name.
08:53What's your name?
08:54I know.
08:56Could be a boy's name.
08:57It could be.
08:59What do you want?
09:01I am a drink.
09:03Would you want a drink?
09:05Can I have a passionate Karen, please?
09:07Can I have a passionate Karen?
09:09Can I have a good Karen in a passionate Karen?
09:11Oh dear.
09:12You don't get any of them in here.
09:15Where are you from?
09:17Er...
09:17F*** off.
09:18Norwich.
09:19F*** off.
09:20Norwich!
09:21Why have you come here?
09:23Norwich!
09:23How is it?
09:25How is it?
09:27How is it?
09:28How is it?
09:29How is it?
09:29How is it?
09:30How is it?
09:30How is it?
09:31How is it?
09:32Because you're in bread.
09:33I am.
09:35Do you want to hear a knock-knock joke?
09:38Yes.
09:38Do you want to hear a knock-knock joke?
09:40Knock-knock!
09:41Who's there?
09:43Who's there?
09:46Who's there?
09:47Sweaty-poo!
09:49You don't think!
09:51Oh my god!
09:53Yeah.
09:54F***ing love.
09:54Who's there?
09:55Who's there?
09:55What's it?
09:58That's her.
10:00What are you doing?
10:01Winnie-poo!
10:02Do you want to hear a knock-knock?
10:04Who's there?
10:05Who's there?
10:06Long poo.
10:14You want to drink?
10:17You want to drink?
10:21Yeah, boy!
10:23Get f***ed up!
10:25You want to drink?
10:27You're drinking a bit!
10:29You're alright, pal?
10:31You're alright, pal?
10:33What the f***?
10:37Hi, Hagrid!
10:40You alright?
10:41Yeah.
10:42Why did we get your coat on?
10:45F***ing.
10:46Get rid of the coat!
10:49The wall's over!
10:51Bringing back memories in it?
10:58Oh, we ate your food!
10:59Stop being nice!
11:01Otherwise you'll get your first discipline.
11:04Get you going?
11:04F*** it now!
11:07Here we go.
11:09Cheers, John.
11:11Cheers, John.
11:14And you're a f***ing hair cut!
11:21How long is a big marriage?
11:23Two years.
11:24Two years, September.
11:26Four months.
11:28Morning up!
11:31I'm not telling you something!
11:33What?
11:34I'm only two.
11:36Second marriage, remember?
11:39I'm not telling you something!
11:42Oh my God!
11:43I need to work with the doctor.
11:45I'm not surprised with that.
11:50You don't look at him and go, F***!
11:54You alright, pal?
11:55You look at me like you want to find me.
11:59You gotta find me.
12:00You gotta find me.
12:02I'm not freaking out these things.
12:03I'm f***ing over here.
12:05Are you not doing that?
12:07I am.
12:07You're not looking, you know.
12:11Alright boys and girls.
12:13Unfortunately, I was about to spoil you.
12:14I've done an experience for this.
12:16Because we have a real Karen in the building!
12:24I am a real Karen.
12:25I know!
12:28Everyone give us a middle finger.
12:30Everyone get your finger off.
12:32Middle finger, there we go.
12:34I swear to God I'll bite you, Dad.
12:39I won't.
12:40I won't.
12:40Are you all dead nice?
12:42I'm sure it's not Dad.
12:43I'll bite you, Dad.
12:45I won't.
12:49In case you haven't noticed,
12:50we do have our very own Tiny Tim in the building this evening.
12:54Yay!
12:57Oh, sorry about that.
12:58I said we've got Tiny Tim in the building.
13:00Yay!
13:03Hi everybody!
13:05Hi!
13:07Hello!
13:08F***ing hell!
13:10Right, I'm talking like this.
13:11Is that alright?
13:12Yeah.
13:12Quick changing.
13:14Quick change.
13:15How are you?
13:16Are you okay?
13:17Are you okay?
13:18Yeah.
13:18Are you together?
13:19Yeah.
13:20How did you meet?
13:22I don't know.
13:23In the vibe.
13:24Doggy.
13:28You don't know what it is.
13:31Do you know what doggy is?
13:33Deep by night, do you know what doggy is?
13:35You're welcome.
13:36Yeah, you're welcome.
13:38Do you have a doggy?
13:40Do you have a doggy?
13:40We've got a doggy.
13:55I've got you a job.
13:57What?
13:57I've got you a job.
13:57Got me a job?
13:57Come here.
13:59See, the thing is, Tim is very curious.
14:03Do you think?
14:04He's too nice.
14:06He is, honestly.
14:07Do you see him?
14:08Yeah, man.
14:08Yeah, when he was saying thank you, he was like,
14:10oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be so nasty.
14:12Right, so what I want you to do is sack him.
14:15Now, I've always wanted to.
14:21Are you all right, Tim?
14:23Yeah.
14:24Yeah.
14:24I am, you know, because we've been thinking about this
14:28and you've sacked him.
14:30You've not got position, lad.
14:32What?
14:33I'm going to be honest with you, Tim, you're rubbish.
14:36You're too nice.
14:37Can I keep this?
14:39No, Tim, you can't have it.
14:41Take it off, Tim, now.
14:42You can buy yourself a red one.
14:44You've been promoted, Tim, for customer.
14:49Now, get out.
14:51Okay.
14:54Bye, everybody.
14:55Bye.
14:56I'll get the door, shall I?
14:58Yes.
14:58F*** off, Tim.
14:59All right.
15:00Don't bring him back here.
15:02I'm sick of children.
15:03All right?
15:06Let Manchester have him.
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