00:00Hello, Laser Radio. Hello, is this the radio station? That's right, this is Laser Radio. How can I help?
00:05I want to be a radio presenter. I'm just wondering if you've got any jobs. Funny you could say that.
00:12Yes, we're looking for a sports presenter.
00:15I know everything about sport. Not cricket. How old are you? I'm 3-0-6. I want to do proper
00:22radio presenting.
00:24Okay, well I think you've got a great voice for it. Are you a radio presenter? I am, I present
00:28The Breakfast Show.
00:29What's your name? My name's Tim. I've been practising on my walkie-talkie. Okay. Because it sounds the same, doesn't
00:36it?
00:36Well, when I was little, do you know what I used to do? What did you do? I used to
00:40get two tape decks and have a third tape deck and then play the two simultaneously.
00:46Wow, that's so interesting. Yeah, that's what my mum said. What do you need to do to be a radio
00:53presenter?
00:54You have to have a great voice. Tick. Are you good at writing and reading?
00:58Course I am. I can read Mr. Men books and I can count to 10, 11 at a post. Tick.
01:06Has anybody else lined up for the job? We only put it on Facebook actually the other day.
01:10Right, take it down. You've got your mum now.
01:14I'm here. I'm going to take your radio station to the next level. If I become a radio presenter, automatically
01:22will that just make me a babe magnet?
01:25It hasn't for me yet. Well, it's selective, isn't it?
01:31So how are you going to get here then? Can I just do it for my bedroom?
01:34No. I can't 100% commit to that.
01:37Well, what about your mum? Can't she bring you?
01:38No, mum don't get up. Can I pick my own songs?
01:41Yeah, of course you can. Yeah.
01:43Oh, yes.
01:44What's some of your favourite songs?
01:4624 hour, baby shark.
01:48That would be a station to tune into.
01:50Of course it would. And then if I get bored of that, then I'm going to put on head, shoulders,
01:56knees and toes, knees and toes.
02:10Oh, wow. I think you'd make an excellent video presenter.
02:13Oh, you sound like an awesome chappie.
02:16Tick.
02:16Tick. Yeah, absolutely. Maybe you could come in on one of my shows and we could do it together.
02:21I want my own show. I'm going to call it Tiny Tim Talk Time.
02:25That's what I reckon.
02:35Oh, God.
02:36Are you okay?
02:37You're killing me, Tim.
02:38Oh, I don't want to do that. You've got a show in the morning.
02:44I've got all the T's. Tiny Tim Talk Time, including talent.
02:49Absolutely.
02:53I'm going to need a rest after this.
02:56Oh, God.
03:01Can you do my voice?
03:03What do you want me to say?
03:06I can't do that.
03:08If I do your voice, what do you want me to say?
03:11You're listening to Lazer Radio.
03:13You're listening to Lazer Radio.
03:15You almost had it. The thing that let it go was the mank thing.
03:18Not that that's a problem, but you were so close.
03:21I'm from Stockport originally.
03:22The nearest I ever used to live to Manchester was I lived on Gorton Road in Reddish just before you
03:27get to Bellevue.
03:28I'm a radio presenter, not an A to Z.
03:34Talking to me like I'm a sat-nav.
03:38Just to let you know, I'm not Google Earth.
03:44Some might say I am.
03:47I'll tell you what, my talent is wasted here.
03:50You're not wrong. You should be on the radio, mate. You really should.
03:53So, basically, I've passed the interview.
03:55Yes, absolutely. You've got the job.
03:57Can I just ask?
03:58Yeah, of course you can.
03:59Are you my real dad?
04:01We'll find out, won't we?
04:02Ooh. Now, bring the DNA test and we'll find out.
04:07Who should I ask for when I get to the radio station?
04:10Ask for Alex off the Wake Up With Alex Beverly show.
04:12I'm there between 8 and 11 in the morning.
04:14I'll probably be there for about 12, 1, 2, 3-ish.
04:18Just to make sure you miss me.
04:20Yeah, when my mum wakes up.
04:23Thanks for calling.
04:24Alright, I'll see you in a bit.
04:26Take care now.
04:27Love you.
04:28Bye now.
04:28Love you.
04:29Love you.
04:30Love you. Bye.
04:32Bye.
04:33Bye.
04:34Gonna be a radio presenter.
04:36Bye now.
04:36Bye now.
04:37Bye now.
04:38Bye now.
04:40Bye now.
