00:00I just had the weirdest f***ing interaction in my entire f***ing life.
00:03I'm like shaking for no reason.
00:05Literally, I was in Trader Joe's just now.
00:07I was doing my regular shopping, minding my own business, just f***ing going through the store aisles.
00:12And I reached for the feta cheese next to this lady.
00:15This lady's like right here next to me.
00:16I reached for the feta cheese next to her, put in my bag.
00:18She goes, and under her breath, she goes, f***ing s***.
00:21And I like look at her because I was like, what?
00:24And then she has like a headphone in.
00:26So I was like, oh, maybe she's just like talking to someone on the phone.
00:28And that was just like wild timing.
00:30So it's just kind of like, like, all right, whatever.
00:32So I continue like moving down the aisle, blah, blah, blah, blah, getting my stuff.
00:34And then she comes up to me and she's like so nice.
00:37And she goes, excuse me, where'd you get that outfit?
00:40And I was like, oh, I got she in.
00:42And I was like, like smiling.
00:43She goes, oh, it's so f***ing ugly.
00:46Like it's really f***ing ugly.
00:47And then she like laughs and walks away.
00:54I have never in my life been talking to.
00:59I'm like, hi, Luke.
01:02I'm not.
01:04Cow.
01:05Right.
01:07This is a Christmas tree now.
01:10It's just changed.
01:14I'm cleaning the Christmas tree.
01:28It's bedtime at the hostel in Vietnam, but this bad boy shows up.
01:31Oh, no.
01:34Get out.
01:35Get out.
01:36Get out.
01:37Get out.
01:38That's a big gift.
01:40See?
01:40Don't.
01:43Wow.
01:44That's cool as s***.
01:47So just to make sure that I'm not going mad, I'm going to put another 20 pence in the
01:52machine because I'm only staying for 15 minutes.
01:54Can you see that short stay, 15 minutes, 20 pence, all right?
01:58So I'm inserting my 20 pence in this ticket machine here.
02:04Right.
02:04The time is now 10.04.
02:07It's about 10.04, okay?
02:08As you can see on the ticket machine here, it says 9.24.
02:13And it still says the 7th of December.
02:16Right.
02:17So it's got the incorrect date and time, but I'm going to press the button anyway.
02:22Printing in progress.
02:24Bastards.
02:24Take that out.
02:26And look, it's got the wrong bloody date on it and the time.
02:29So, yeah, it's still asleep.
02:31Ticket machine needs to wake up.
02:32Come on, ticket machine.
02:33That's how we get here.
02:34Wake up.
02:35That's how we get here.
02:36That's how we get here.
02:41It's where to go.
03:02I mean, just eat it off the bone.
03:06That's effort.
03:10Effort.
03:13Wow.
03:14Just eat it like that.
03:17Like a normal person.
03:19What a clown.
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