00:00When you need an architect
00:05Hello, we want to build our home and we need an architect
00:09Great, I'm your man
00:11Okay, have you studied architecture?
00:14No
00:14Have you designed any buildings?
00:16Nope
00:17Forget it, buddy
00:20When you need a lawyer
00:24Hi, I need a lawyer to fight my case
00:27Great, I'm a liar
00:29Oh, I mean lawyer
00:31Okay, have you ever studied law?
00:34Nope
00:34Have you worn any cases?
00:37Uh, nope
00:38Don't call us, we'll call you
00:42But when you need an Islamic expert
00:47This is the news channel
00:48And we need an Islamic expert to give us Sharia advice
00:52Great, I'm just the man you need
00:55Okay, have you ever studied Islam?
00:58Nope
00:59Do you practice Islam in your daily life?
01:02Ugh, no way
01:03Great, you're hired
01:05When can you start?