00:00Why do group projects turn me into a whole-ass CEO running a daycare?
00:03Like I'm out here managing Jessica, who's mysteriously sick every time we have meetings but somehow recovers in time for
00:08parties.
00:08Kevin, who disappeared harder than my dad's milk run, and Sarah, who copy-pasted straight from chat GPT.
00:13Meanwhile, I'm pulling all-nighters, chugging monster energy like it's my life support.
00:16Writing everyone's parts because apparently I'm the chosen one.
00:19Then, presentation day comes, and Kevin magically reappears talking about,
00:23We did amazing.
00:24Bro, the only thing we did was carry your dead weight to a passing grade.
00:27Jeez, I didn't sign up to be a group therapist.
00:30Time manager and academic sugar daddy all at once.
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