00:00Bro, I hop on Steal-a-Brain-Rot just vibin', collecting my little Italian meme creatures, right?
00:03I got my tra-la-lero tra-la-la generating cash, feeling rich as hell.
00:06Then some eight-year-old named XXSkivityMaster69 rolls up and yoinks my entire collection with his friends.
00:11I'm standing there like a Minecraft villager, completely hollow inside,
00:15watching my life savings waddle away in his grubby little hands.
00:18This kid just stole my mental health, my will to live, and my $500,000 per second lavaka.
00:23Now I'm camping his base like a discount security guard,
00:25clutching my tongue bat, ready to commit war crimes over a pixelated shark with Nike shoes.
00:29What has my life become?
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