00:24No, Brett, she won't see you.
00:27She's devastated.
00:28She's just sitting on that satire, been there for days.
00:31She won't speak, she won't do anything.
00:34She's still eating, of course.
00:36What's the story, Brett?
00:38She's like, I can't remember.
00:39I was at the pub, I was drunk.
00:42Some must have spiked my drink because I was completely out of it.
00:45And then I woke up with these two girls, Kylie and Jenny Bolton.
00:48Oh, that's terrible.
00:50Why did you do it?
00:52You're a fool.
00:53Why did you tell Kim you didn't need to?
00:55You left the bit out about being in bed with them completely naked.
00:59It doesn't mean anything happened.
01:01Oh, as if, Brett.
01:02I'm not as stupid as I look.
01:04I'm sure nothing happened, Kim, but if anything did, it was an accident.
01:06Oh, so you accidentally rooted Kylie Bolton?
01:10And a sister, Danny, but I can't remember.
01:12Well, you're pathetic, Brett.
01:13Take his word for it, Kim.
01:15Men don't lie about these sort of things.
01:18Anyway, you said our marriage was over.
01:20It's all your fault.
01:21Oh, and that makes what you've done all right,
01:22but you've got a pretty stuffed view of morality, Brett.
01:25Yes, all right.
01:26Hello.
01:27Yes, we're fine.
01:28Get back inside, please, Kim, and shut the door.
01:32Sorry, Mrs. D.
01:33Oh, it's all right, Brett.
01:34I'm on your side.
01:35Go on, too.
01:35Go on.
01:36Yes, hello.
01:37Bye-bye.
01:38Bye-bye.
01:54Idea for sausage.
01:56Honey, lamb, and couscous.
02:04No, strike that.
02:07No.
02:09No way.
02:11Shut up.
02:12You are.
02:14Why should I?
02:15I'll get stuffed.
02:17Kim, you shouldn't speak to Brett like that.
02:21It wasn't Brett.
02:22It was work.
02:23I'm not going into the call center today.
02:26I think that's wise.
02:27You haven't been in all week, Kim.
02:29You've just sat on my fatigue like a stunned mullet.
02:31In case you hadn't noticed I'm an emotional wreck at the moment,
02:34if my husband has been having it off not with one, but two third parties.
02:38Well, I don't want you hanging around getting under my hair all day.
02:41I am frantic at the moment.
02:43It's only two months till the wedding.
02:44Not a lot of time.
02:45Your bloody wedding.
02:46You know, the world does not evolve around your bloody wedding, Mum.
02:50Kim, do you realise what I have to get done today?
02:52I have to book the pumpkin-style coach.
02:54I have to order the chitophila for my headpiece and the bag.
02:57Bring rent a crown.
02:58Oh, dip your lip, Kim.
02:59And I am getting no help from Kel.
03:02He's flat-out designing his commemorative sausage.
03:05His what?
03:05Kel is putting all his gourmet butchering skills to the test
03:08by trying to invent the perfect sausage combination
03:11in honour of our canubials.
03:12I think it's a very nice idea, actually.
03:15I reckon you should just elope.
03:16Be a lot cheaper and easier for everyone.
03:18Just elope.
03:19I can't elope, Kim.
03:21Not at this late stage.
03:23That reminds me.
03:24Fruit diet.
03:24Oh, give it a bone, Mum.
03:27Kim loves to make a mountain out of the molehill.
03:30And in this case, there are two moles, Kylie and Danny Bolton.
03:33I know the pair of them.
03:34Pieces of works, both of them.
03:37But to give them their due, they are go-getters, the pair of them.
03:41Unlike Chuckles over there.
03:42I hate to say it, but my daughter Kim must be the laziest girl in Fountain Lakes.
03:47And then there's Sharon.
03:48Oh, Sharon.
03:49Very unlucky in love.
03:51But she has her sport, which is a boon for Sharon.
04:09No way!
04:11No, you expect me to be there for you 100% of the time.
04:15Well, I can't do that.
04:17Oh, well, you'll never find anyone as good as me.
04:20Or you are.
04:24Poor brat.
04:25It wasn't brat, it was work again.
04:28They sacked me.
04:30Can you believe that with my people skills?
04:32Oh, Kim, that's bad news.
04:35Couldn't they at least have retrenched you?
04:37Then you could have taken a package.
04:38I already did that.
04:39That's why they sacked me.
04:41I couldn't give a fat rat about my job at the call centre.
04:44It was really high stress.
04:46You know, the amount of abuse on the phone that I dished out really took its toll.
04:52That's the breath.
04:53You know, it doesn't surprise me.
04:54He's a real pants man.
04:56And Kylie and Danny Bolton were just mothed to the flame.
04:59You know, they were trapped in his fly.
05:01Can I help you?
05:02No, thank you.
05:05Okay, clear the next girls.
05:07Kel is about to create.
05:09Okay, Cass, move my backpack.
05:11You're going to need as much room as possible.
05:13Okay, I'm going to need a pastry sheet, a double boiler, chop, chop straight away.
05:16All right.
05:17You're not the first person in the world to invent a sausage, you know, Kel.
05:20Okay.
05:20Can we get right out of the kitchen, please, girls?
05:22We're going to need all this space.
05:26We're going to need all this space.
05:53Now, try this.
05:54It's braised offal and fennel.
05:58Kel, look, I'm really stressed here.
06:00What, well, Kim's just lost another job and I've got the wedding to organise.
06:04Why don't you let Dr. Kel work his magic, come on.
06:07Oh, not with your sausage-y fingers, please.
06:09Let's just taste it.
06:15Oop.
06:19Back to the drawing board.
06:33Yeah, I need some more sausage casings and I might have a bit of a browse around Celery Mate.
06:39Cat, sweet.
06:40Oh, sorry, Kel, doll.
06:42A million miles away.
06:43No, you know, I don't mind you using my kitchen for your sausage, but do you think you could tidy
06:47up?
06:49She has to clean up.
06:51I must say, I'm feeling a bit invaded at the moment, Kel.
06:53I mean, you've taken over my kitchen and Kim's more but conquered my couch.
06:57I'm finding I have to come to Fountain Gate just to get a bit of P&Q.
07:00It's ridiculous.
07:01Oh, sorry, sweetheart, I didn't realise you.
07:03Not you, doll.
07:04It's Kim.
07:05She's really getting up my goat at the moment.
07:07And I'm thinking, you know, if she doesn't get a job soon or goes back with Brett, she's
07:12going to get up your goat too.
07:13Yeah.
07:14You know, I'm really scared.
07:15She needs to get out more, eh?
07:17Probably a craft or something.
07:19Good thinking, Batman.
07:21Yeah, she could do a tape course in papier-mache or décolletage.
07:25Oh, la, la.
07:26Oh, I love it because you speak French.
07:28No, Kel, ooh, la, la, the shop.
07:30Oh.
07:30I might go down there and check out some ideas for my accessories for the wedding.
07:35Right.
07:36Do you think we could have a chino in ten and brainstorm, Kim?
07:40Must be.
07:41I'll see you then.
07:42Check you.
07:45Kim, look, I've just been down at Fountain Gate and I've picked up this really good guff on
07:49all these courses you can do down at T.
07:51Remember how you were going to do a cake decorating course at one stage?
07:55Weakest link repeats on.
07:56No, look, this is serious, Kim.
07:58You know, you've lost your job.
08:00You're not talking to Brexit.
08:01Turn off the television, please.
08:03Now, for God's sake, do something youthful like witchcraft and sorcery.
08:08What?
08:09Oh, there's so many interesting things here.
08:11There's aromatherapy, desktop publishing, Ikebana and lead lighting together.
08:17Hi, Mrs. D.
08:18Hi, Sharon.
08:19How are you?
08:20Gee, you look a bit tired, la.
08:21Yeah, I've been on the blower all morning, Mrs. D. trying to get the team together.
08:25It's a grand final this Saturday and if we don't get a full team, the supplies are going
08:29to be disqualified.
08:30Oh, that's terrible.
08:32Sharon?
08:32What morning?
08:33Clowning?
08:33Body piercing?
08:34Hi, hi.
08:35It's Sharon here.
08:36Yeah.
08:36Look, are you going to be able to pay this Saturday?
08:40Rather give birth to a chair.
08:42Right.
08:43Okay.
08:44Alrighty.
08:45Bye-bye.
08:48Well, you know, I guess that's it.
08:50End of an era, really.
08:51You know, three generations of netball.
08:54Me, my mother, my mother's mother, my aunties, they're all sapphires.
08:59I just need one more girl.
09:02Oh, Kim.
09:03Oh, Kim, what about you?
09:06Oh, you would be a natural at netball.
09:09I could take you the rules.
09:10What's in it to me?
09:12Well, it would be fun and I'm desperate.
09:16Neal interest, Sharon.
09:18Mrs. D.
09:19What about you, Mrs. D?
09:21You're super fit.
09:22Oh, no way, Sharon.
09:23No way, Jose.
09:24No, sorry.
09:27Oh, yeah.
09:29Well, I guess it doesn't really matter.
09:31Yeah.
09:31You know, three generations.
09:33Poof, gone.
09:35It's only a game, you know.
09:37Just get over it, Sharon.
09:38You know, perspective.
09:40You know, it's not like anyone's life depends on it, you know.
09:42It's not like my life depends on it.
09:45It's not like, for any reason, like, get up in the morning.
09:50I think I might have a little lie down.
09:55Oh, well, boring.
09:57I'm going to Fountain Gate.
09:59Oh, you're going to go and see Britt and apologise, eh, Kim?
10:02No, I'm not, Mum.
10:03I'm going to get my nails refilled.
10:06I am not going to see Britt.
10:08All right, calm down, Conan.
10:10Oh, Sharon.
10:23Red's doing Clyde, I can save you!
10:26Oh, yeah.
10:33Oh, man.
10:38Excuse me.
10:38Sorry.
10:38Excuse me.
10:39I'm sorry.
10:40Ah, excuse me, sorry kids, ah.
10:44Kim, wait, Kim.
10:45You bastard wreck, Kylie and Danny Bolton, how could you?
10:48Kim, they were behind your computer, I had to serve them.
10:50I'd just like to serve them on Friday night.
10:53Don't be crude Kim, doesn't suit you.
10:56Kim, I was pissed.
10:58Can't you just forget about it?
11:00I have.
11:13Have another potato wimp, Kim.
11:15Yeah, I don't think those stretch ends are quite stretch enough.
11:18Your husband's just been showing us his hard drive.
11:21Oh, what's the matter, Kimmy?
11:22Cat got your tongue?
11:24Or, uh, just too busy sucking the cake.
11:31My bloody wimpers!
11:36Bloody Bolton bitches!
11:41Who?
11:42Kylie and Danny Bolton.
11:44Oh, yeah, they're cheaters.
11:46Yeah, I know, with my husband.
11:48Oh, no, no, I mean they're in the cheaters team.
11:51We're playing them this Saturday.
11:52Well, we're going to be playing them this Saturday.
11:56Sharon, is this ball a contact sport?
12:01It can be.
12:03Alright, one more time, okay.
