00:01okay so this one is called caught orange handed oh i love me some cheetos they're my weakness
00:11i'll admit once i open up that bag i have to fully commit one handful turns to 20 i just
00:18keep reaching back but that is not the qualm i have with this snack i want a word with chester
00:25cheeto because they're the messiest chips creating a dusty residue all over my fingertips if i commit
00:34a crime right now you'll say it looks obscene because i'm leaving my orange fingerprints all
00:39over the scene you call yourself a cheetah you're supposed to be sleek and fast why is your snack
00:47exploding dust on everything i grasp i wind up licking all my fingers once i start i cannot
00:53stop i turn into a little kid unsupervised in a candy shop i'm sick of orange evidence on
01:02everything i own i'm sick of wiping down my screen after being on my phone i shouldn't have to take
01:09a shower every time i have this snack just let me eat my cheetos and have some dignity back
01:15yeah
01:19dr seuss vibes i know so good
01:24dr seuss vibes i know so good
01:24i'm like he's like a dog i'm sick of having to drive all my stuff he can't do
01:25i don't have to take a shower every time i have to go see that there's a lot of
01:25the stuff that i'm not done
01:26because i'm quite quiet and i know so good
01:26i don't think i'm just happy about that
01:26because i'm feeling it's not good
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