00:01too much junk in the trunk
00:06let me preface this by saying i love my parents no doubt but this rant is about them so please
00:15hear me out whenever i go home to visit they say just bring yourself yet i'm leaving with
00:22bags full of junk they're clearing the shelves oh i know it's their secret plan to clean out the
00:30house asking me do you need any silverware or trap for a mouse no i do not i want to
00:39enjoy my time
00:40with you but they don't hear that as they hand me jars of ragu oh let's not forget my mom's
00:48classic
00:48mystery bag that contains tissues my yearbook and some old dish rags my car is not a donation bin
00:58i'm begging you still i promise you mom i have plenty of advil
01:05i draw the line with having to leave with a handful of plant clippings true story it happens every time
01:13and i wish i was kidding oh my gosh i know i'm supposed to be angry so excuse me for
01:19getting
01:20mushy as annoying as this is i know they're doing it because they love me yeah yeah that's so sweet
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