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The Amazing Bulk gets the 5 Minute Drive-In treatment in this fast cut of one of the strangest low-budget superhero mockbusters ever made.

A scientist becomes a giant purple rage monster, fake CGI worlds collapse around him, and the whole movie feels like it was assembled from green-screen chaos, stock backgrounds, and superhero-movie leftovers.

This 5 minute edit cuts straight to the bad CGI, weird acting, fake city destruction, purple monster madness, and so-bad-it’s-good energy that made The Amazing Bulk infamous.

5 Weird Fun Facts:
1. The reported budget was only about $14,000.
2. Principal photography reportedly cost just $6,000.
3. Excluding stock footage, the movie was shot on green screen.
4. The movie used tons of stock CGI, graphics, and backgrounds.
5. Dr. Werner von Kantlove and Lolita are weird Kubrick nods.

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Is The Amazing Bulk the worst superhero movie ever, or did the disaster somehow become art?

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Transcript
00:00No, please no!
00:15I never saw purple blood before.
00:17It was lying next to the suspected mugger.
00:20Who the hell is this?
00:21Every time the serum turns blue, nothing ever happens to the rat.
00:25You need to keep your head out of your ass long enough.
00:27I said I could only marry you.
00:28You're actually gonna ask him?
00:29I decided to take the traditional approach.
00:31A serum to enhance the human body, increasing speed and strength.
00:35We're dabbling in God's backyard.
00:39Dammit, I'm sick of failure.
00:41I'm just upset about all these failed experiments.
00:45No more failures!
00:47Don't you look stunning.
00:50Where did you get those from, our garden?
00:53Hank brought them.
00:54General Darwin, sir, I'm making progress on the experiment, are we?
00:57It's not about the experiment.
00:59Wait.
00:59There could be spies listening.
01:01I wanna marry her.
01:02You knock up my little girls!
01:04Of course not.
01:04What's the reason, pissant?
01:05I love her, okay?
01:07That's why I want her.
01:08Deadbeat son-in-law.
01:09Negative.
01:10The government will stop funding this project unless you start showing some goddamn results.
01:14This is where you two have been hiding.
01:16How many times must I tell you not to die wait in front of the guards?
01:22Oh, pookie.
01:29My gloves are in the pants.
01:30No, I can't do that anymore.
01:33Blow up another one for me?
01:39What were you gonna ask?
01:42Hey, look out!
01:43Just take it and leave.
01:47Leave us alone!
01:52If I don't show them results, it's over.
01:54So that's why you've been so moody lately.
01:56I'm outta here.
01:56Hannah, wait.
02:07Why don't you suck on this instead?
02:18Maybe my Lolita would like this very much.
02:21Give him his wallet back.
02:23Thought I'd never see it again.
02:24How'd you lose it?
02:25Actually, I was mugged last night.
02:27Jew file a report or anything?
02:29A prostitute and a criminal were found dead in an alleyway.
02:32You don't need us hassling you, I'm sure.
02:34Our Henry murdered the mugger.
02:36He doesn't look capable of cheating on his income taxes.
02:39I didn't get this from the peanut butter and jelly sandwich I had for lunch today.
02:43Like I said, they always come back to the seat of the crime.
02:49What the hell is that?
02:51Well, it ain't Barney the purple dinosaur!
03:03I need a better shot.
03:08Look out!
03:10Please!
03:11Get in there!
03:11Get closer!
03:15You son of a bitch!
03:20An accident is wetting your bed.
03:22What you did is called murder!
03:25What's up?
03:25Look, I did it for Hannah.
03:27Look, I just wanted to prove I was successful and have your blessing to marry her.
03:30I understand.
03:31Before we administer the antidote...
03:33There is a madman by the name Dr. Kantla.
03:36We believe he is sending a rocket to the moon and plans to blow it up.
03:39We need you to become superhuman and destroy it.
03:42We're almost to the checkpoint!
03:45Now!
03:49Okay, it's time to get angry.
03:53What the heck?
04:01Is that you, baby?
04:03Mmm.
04:07Please stop!
04:10There is no antidote.
04:12The government stopped funding my project two years ago.
04:14Dr. Kantla was more than willing to dole out any amount of cash.
04:18He wanted the serum he said as a cure for his ED.
04:21The government will probably give me an award for this.
04:24Now I shall eliminate you.
04:38He was a brave man.
04:40No!
04:43Hank, you're alive!
04:46Hannah, will you marry me?
04:47Yes!
04:48You!
04:49It can't be!
04:50Daddy!
04:54Goodbye.
04:55I hope you're in hell!
05:03He's got a debt and he's got a pain now.
05:06And then I asked him how he'd like to go swimming in the river with cement slippers.
05:10No, you didn't!
05:11I said that!
05:12Fine.
05:13Whatever.
05:14You said it.
Comments
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Tim Ackelmire
Creator
Is The Amazing Bulk the worst superhero movie ever made, or did the terrible CGI accidentally make it unforgettable?
Tim Ackelmire
Creator
2 days ago
What is the funniest part of The Amazing Bulk: the purple monster, the fake city, the green screen, or absolutely everything?

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