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00:27How do you explain this really?
00:32Well, I can't. I can't. I... That's not me.
00:39It certainly sounds very like you. Maybe we should listen to some more.
00:43No, no, no.
00:47How long has all this been going on?
00:51Weeks and weeks up.
00:54Bea, Bea, you're supposed to be my best friend.
00:57If this was going on weeks ago, why didn't you tell me it was weeks ago?
01:02Why would you... Why would you do it here?
01:05Why would you do it in front of everyone?
01:08All right, come on, everyone. Show's over. Come on.
01:23You've been stood up there. Oh, no.
01:24Are you ready? Yeah, yeah.
01:26I'm ready.
01:28Hey.
01:31So, sir.
01:33Hey.
01:34Yeah, my ex made me learn it for our first dance.
01:38Come on, now. Look, people are trying to enjoy themselves.
01:39It's weird, because I hadn't even proposed to her.
01:42Here, you just leave this alone.
01:43Let's get you some water, okay?
01:45Hey, hey, it's a social event, mate.
01:47I'm just trying to be social.
01:48Have, er...
01:48What have you been drinking, sir?
01:50I don't know, sir.
01:51Have you?
01:52Look, why don't you come back in the next week?
01:53I can handle this. I can dance.
01:54Oh!
01:56Come on.
01:57Eh?
01:57No, no.
01:58Come on!
01:59Stop.
01:59Why won't you dance?
02:01What's wrong with me?
02:05Can you fancy a little drinky...
02:07No, no, you cannot have that here.
02:09Just come on, please.
02:10Listen, listen, it's Sopa Salsa, yeah?
02:14The clue's in the name, isn't it?
02:16You say I love the booze more than I love her.
02:19All right, well, why don't we have a talk about it outside then, yeah?
02:23Come, come, come.
02:33I'm so sorry, honey.
02:35I wanted to tell you really I did,
02:37but I knew how upset you were
02:39when he didn't want sex.
02:43And I didn't want to make things worse.
02:47You are unbelievable.
02:49Are you denying, Billy, what we all heard with our own ears?
02:53Honey, I warned you, didn't I?
02:55I said she's bad news.
02:57Have you any, any idea how humiliating that was for me?
03:01You don't deserve any of this.
03:03And I didn't do any of this, hun.
03:06I swear.
03:08Come on, you know me better than anyone.
03:10You'd know if I was lying.
03:12It's like she's done something with me words, you know,
03:15like, stitched them together, edited it.
03:18Well, you said those things, though.
03:19No, I never.
03:21Hey, look.
03:23Look.
03:39Honey, please believe me, right?
03:41There was nothing going on between me and her.
03:45It never has been.
03:47And there never will be.
03:48So why did you get Phil to pay me off, hmm?
03:51I come to think of it,
03:53what kind of man warns his wife
03:55who she can be friends with anyway?
03:59Bye.
03:59We're back.
04:01In here.
04:02Hey.
04:03Hey.
04:09Just, er, sorting out some of Vinnie's last boxes.
04:12Good birthday?
04:14Yeah, you've got me some expensive straighteners.
04:16Yeah, but suck your chosen, didn't you, love?
04:20Oh, er, look how nauseatingly cute this is.
04:25Aw, is that the Year 6 Leavers shirt?
04:27Yeah.
04:28Is there party photos in there?
04:29Leavers shirt?
04:30God, none of it was like this in my day.
04:32Got to get used to that in the big 26.
04:33Yeah, I guess I do.
04:36Aren't you supposed to be packing?
04:37Not snooping through his stuff?
04:39Penny, do you want to go do the kitchen?
04:42Pack up the food that Sookie's made?
04:43Yeah, Lily?
04:44Will you help?
04:45Yeah.
04:46I know.
04:53What's up?
04:53Well, it is chaos in here and we've got the panel tomorrow.
04:58Sookie.
05:02What?
05:06It's five years this week since Jigfi had died.
05:10Oh, love.
05:12Are you all right?
05:13Ugh.
05:15I will be.
05:16Look, I don't want to wallow.
05:17Okay?
05:17I just...
05:19I just want to plan for the panel.
05:22Okay?
05:25Bye.
05:27Bye.
05:37Hello, darling boy.
05:40This is a friend of mummy's.
05:43Sheila.
05:44Sheila.
05:45This is Jordan.
05:47Hello, Jordan.
05:48I was sorry to hear about your accident.
05:52I was thinking you might need something new to play with.
05:57Yeah.
06:03Are you going to let me race you?
06:06Oh!
06:09Does anybody want a cup of tea?
06:11Oh, yes, please.
06:11Without milk if you've got it.
06:13Try that one.
06:15You can take it off.
06:17Why isn't it working?
06:19All right, Kat.
06:20Can you make her a cocktail, please?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Babe, calm down.
06:24I can't calm down, Howie.
06:25Yeah, I've got to get onto the accessory site to see if there's any other relatives.
06:28You can't fix it in one night.
06:29I can't fix it at all, Howie.
06:31Keep up.
06:32Look, babe.
06:33The next few months is going to be pretty rough as it is.
06:36Look, I take care of Pearl and Micah.
06:38You stay here, talk to Kat, have a couple of cocktails or something.
06:41Take the evening off, yeah?
06:45Here.
06:46You are the only person I'd open coconut milk for.
06:49Thank you, Kat.
06:51Yeah, use your grease, Kat.
06:55Look, you need to ask, Juna.
06:56All right, it's half Christmas.
06:58Yeah, I'll try.
07:00But it's not like it's actual Christmas, is it?
07:03Hey.
07:03Well, that's a sad face.
07:08Oh, she's on the apps now.
07:10Hey, why don't you let me and Kim swipe for you?
07:12I'm quite good on the, er, window shopping.
07:15Maybe later.
07:16What's the matter?
07:18But you weren't the only one who was propositioning.
07:24Oh!
07:24Yeah.
07:26Hey.
07:28He's controlling you, honey.
07:30It's like a feminist issue.
07:32And don't forget about the credit card.
07:34She stole money from you, Alan.
07:37What's going on?
07:37Nothing.
07:39Nothing, darling.
07:40Just a little adult disagreement.
07:43Right.
07:43Yeah, we ain't kids no more, Mum.
07:45Voice notes, Will.
07:46When have you ever heard me send voice notes?
07:49Can you not bring Will into this?
07:50And would you please both stop arguing in front of my children?
07:54I will not have it!
07:56Yeah, you're so right.
07:57I'm sorry, kids.
07:59We all need to take a breath here.
08:00Actually, why don't you go out, yeah, and get yourself a little bit of dinner, yeah?
08:08You sure?
08:09Yeah.
08:10Yeah, I'll be fine.
08:13Oh, God.
08:18Maybe Billy should go out for a walk.
08:20I ain't going for a walk!
08:21Maybe you should both go for a walk!
08:24Let me think straight!
08:48Sorry, sorry.
08:49How's everyone getting this so easy?
08:50No, no, you've had it before.
08:51Come on, it's just one, two, three.
08:53One, two, three, four.
08:54What do you mean, poles, though?
08:55Well, your poles in the middle...
08:57Oi, oi, Johnny, can you swap partners with me?
08:59Er...
08:59No, you're all right, thanks.
09:01I'm driving, eh?
09:03Er...
09:03Sorry.
09:04Sorry.
09:06Erm...
09:06Sorry, that was... that was my phone.
09:07It's, er...
09:09Yeah, it was a work call, and I'm gonna have to take this.
09:12Hey, you're not going.
09:13Well, you're the one that left me dance with a stranger.
09:15Just stay.
09:16Right, I'll dance with you.
09:17If you don't mind my two feet.
09:20Er...
09:20No.
09:21No, you're all right.
09:25You just never know.
09:27Hey.
09:28So long.
09:29I want no more trouble.
09:31No.
09:31No trouble.
09:33And I, erm, so sorry about Lily's presence.
09:40So, erm, how's Honey B?
09:43Not great.
09:46Funny, isn't it?
09:47In the movies, bars always seem so exotic, you know, all something magical in the air.
09:53And yet, in reality, I used to just trawl around them as a kid, hoping to find my mum in
09:58one of them.
09:59Just...
10:04Just...
10:05Anyway, can I...
10:06Large glass of white wine?
10:08Yeah.
10:09Oh, yeah, and the same again, please.
10:10Wasn't actually asking, but...
10:12Oh, okay.
10:13Yes.
10:14Couldn't leave.
10:15So what do we do?
10:16Do we tell Honey?
10:18I don't know about business.
10:19What do you want to know if it was Alfie?
10:22If what was Alfie?
10:23Oh.
10:24Well, we found Billy's ugly mug on a dating app.
10:28Look.
10:29Yeah.
10:32It's disgusting, innit?
10:33Look.
10:33He's an haircut.
10:35Yeah.
10:35And a nose trim.
10:41He'd be so proud of you, you know?
10:44Yeah.
10:45Yeah.
10:48Ghida and the Schneed would be off doing their own thing, but...
10:51Jagvid was so kind, wasn't he?
10:54He would always play whatever game you wanted to play.
10:58Little Minjus.
10:58Minjus.
11:02Why are you giving it to me now?
11:07Penny found it in your stuff and, um...
11:11I might not get to see you tomorrow.
11:14Too busy to grieve your dead son.
11:20Vinnie...
11:23You're gonna be a dad soon.
11:26And then you'll know what it means to love a child.
11:34And that love compares to no one else.
11:41You're gonna feel this...
11:44This grief...
11:48This grief...
11:49This grief, it is so...
11:50Big.
11:54When I go to the Gurdwara and I pray for him...
11:59I pray for all four of you...
12:04You know?
12:09Tomorrow is gonna be really tough, but, um...
12:13I gotta be strong.
12:14But...
12:15For the panel...
12:16And for Eve...
12:20I know...
12:21I know...
12:22Panels are important.
12:25But...
12:26You're allowed to think of your other kids too.
12:30Surely...
12:31Any good mum would.
12:40Thank you, Alia!
12:42Thank you, everyone, for coming!
12:44Hope to see you next week!
12:46Thank you so much, Linda.
12:47I actually really enjoyed my selfhood.
12:49Thank you, Linda.
12:50Oh, you'll come again, won't you?
12:51Yeah, of course you will.
12:54You coming?
12:55Er...
12:56Now, can you get me a double?
12:57I'll catch you up.
12:57Here.
13:01You all right? What's the matter?
13:03Nothing.
13:06So you're saying he's been trying it on with you for weeks?
13:10Right under Honey's nose?
13:11They've been going through a rocky patch recently,
13:14but I just thought he was after some affection.
13:16I mean, you know how needy men are.
13:19Billy Mitchell is an idiot, yeah?
13:21But he knows how lucky he was marrying Honey.
13:24He adores her.
13:25Yeah, but plenty of men adore their wives and still cheat.
13:30Typical, innit?
13:31Trying it on with the next woman that comes along.
13:33Do me a favour.
13:35No offence, Bea.
13:36None taken.
13:37Good.
13:38Of course, you know that I haven't slept with him.
13:41I mean, you do realise.
13:42I would never.
13:45I think you're right, Kat.
13:47You know, I think all that flirting with me
13:49was maybe just to try and make her jealous.
13:52But, I mean, this.
13:53I just want a no-drama woman to watch Top Gear with.
13:58I mean, what touch is my love language?
14:01That is every middle-aged man's dating profile.
14:06What if he's been doing this for ages?
14:09Do you know, I just don't think I should interfere anymore.
14:13I mean, the only reason I've stayed around so long
14:16is to protect Honey.
14:18But on the other hand,
14:20this is a sisters before misters situation, isn't it?
14:24I mean, someone has to tell her.
14:28You do.
14:31Don't worry, ladies.
14:32Leave it with me.
14:33I'm on it.
14:35After this drink.
14:37Yes, darling, what can I get you?
14:39The usual.
14:40Yeah.
14:42Mate.
14:45I think that I just want to, um,
14:47make an apology, if that's all right.
14:50For what?
14:51Some of my behaviour, you know,
14:53back when we was together.
14:55Oh, don't be silly.
14:55No.
14:56I didn't understand how serious your addiction was.
15:00More than once, I probably encouraged you,
15:02or...
15:03enabled you.
15:05I'm sorry.
15:06I was selfish of me.
15:08Look, you wanted to drink,
15:10and...
15:10it's boring being with someone who don't.
15:12I get that, yeah?
15:14Besides,
15:14I'm a big girl, Max, right?
15:16You didn't pour it down my throat.
15:17No, I couldn't do it,
15:18cos I didn't want to drink on my own.
15:20I did it cos I wanted to be with you.
15:21I didn't think you wanted to be with me
15:23if you were sober.
15:26I'm sorry.
15:27I don't even know if it was conscious or not, but...
15:32I am sorry.
15:34It's OK.
15:37It's OK.
15:38I accept your apology.
15:42Look, we both did things back then,
15:45made choices that we shouldn't have made.
15:52You're doing an incredible thing.
15:55You are, really.
15:56I mean, you're...
15:57going to help so many people.
16:00Just not the ones who really want to help.
16:03Johnny...
16:04He's still not right,
16:05but I just... I can't get through to him.
16:07Well, you will.
16:09Oi!
16:10Brandy!
16:11Come on!
16:12Everyone's waiting for you.
16:13Plus, I've lost my card.
16:15Oh, sweet.
16:17Here, I'll take it.
16:18You sure?
16:18Yeah.
16:19Thanks.
16:21I'll see you later.
16:22See you later.
16:26See you later.
16:39How'd you get in here?
16:40Aye?
16:41What?
16:42You're just sitting here in the dark.
16:45It must be AI.
16:48Look,
16:48you told Annie that I've been coming on to her, right?
16:51She's got all these voice notes on it.
16:53I didn't send them.
16:54And she told her about you giving her the money.
16:57And, well, she might as well have told the old partner.
16:59Hang on a sec.
16:59That dimwit's taken my money and she ain't gone anywhere.
17:02What?
17:03What if B convinces her?
17:07Did you send her any voice notes?
17:10Did you...
17:11Did you cross the line at all?
17:13Of course I didn't.
17:14I can't stand a woman.
17:15All right.
17:16Well, then...
17:17Well, then tell Annie that her money was my idea
17:20and that you ain't done anything wrong.
17:21And she'll believe us once...
17:23Once you've calmed down.
17:26All right?
17:27Just...
17:27Stay put.
17:28Stay put.
17:29All right?
17:35Oh!
17:37Are you ever going to let me win?
17:40All right.
17:40Five more minutes, okay?
17:42Then bed.
17:43Just one more race.
17:45Maybe your mum could play too.
17:48Seems to like her.
17:50She got him a huge present.
17:56All right.
17:57Okay.
17:58You know what?
17:59Everything must be okay because otherwise
18:02Karen would have replied to me by now.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Okay.
18:08One more race, okay?
18:10Yay!
18:22Wait.
18:24You said she needed time to think.
18:27That's why I haven't gone in, Billy.
18:29Kim just wanted to check that she was okay.
18:35Why are you doing it with?
18:40I think it's for the greater good, really.
18:44Um...
18:45For undervalued, underestimated, middle-aged women everywhere.
18:49And also because you're just not good enough for honey.
18:54And you're a bit of a loser, so...
18:56Oh!
18:59I'm a loser.
19:01Oh.
19:02Sorry.
19:03I thought you were the one with no husband.
19:07No kids.
19:09No friends.
19:09No family.
19:11He got nothing.
19:13Have you be.
19:16He's just a...
19:16A twisted spinster who hangs around people's families
19:21looking for little scraps here and there.
19:25You never got picked, did you?
19:30Your friendship.
19:32Friendship.
19:33With honey.
19:35It's nothing.
19:38It's nothing compared to the years and years
19:42of love and history we've spent together.
19:46See, my honey...
19:48She's kind.
19:50For some reason, she feels sorry for you.
19:53But I'll tell you something about me.
19:56She will never, ever choose you over me and the kids.
20:05Never.
20:12But honey...
20:13He does...
20:14He does love Topki.
20:15Oh honey.
20:17Honey.
20:18I suppose this isn't you either?
20:20No.
20:20No, it's not.
20:21She's just admitted it all.
20:23You're a compulsive liar, Billy.
20:26I think you may actually have a serious problem there.
20:29Maybe you should check his internet search history.
20:32Yeah, go on.
20:34Well.
20:36Oh.
20:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:42Honey.
20:43That's not me.
20:46I think she's using AI.
20:48That's like Robot Billy, you know?
20:50Yeah, I thought I told you to stay put, didn't I?
20:52Robot Billy, do me a favour.
20:54Phil, will you tell honey I wouldn't cheat on her?
20:56No, I don't want to hear it from Phil.
20:58Because we all know Phil will do anything for his family,
21:01including lie for them.
21:03No, I want to hear it from you, Billy.
21:05Have you cheated on me?
21:08No.
21:09And I never would.
21:11Well, that's not true, is it?
21:13I can't.
21:13We all know that you've slept with Linda's sister-in-law.
21:17Tina?
21:18Tina, was it?
21:19And you know what they say?
21:21Once a cheater, always a cheater.
21:23Actually, where have you been the last few weeks, Billy?
21:27Well, I've been here, caring for honey,
21:29making sure that she took all her medication,
21:32cooking, looking after the kids.
21:33It wasn't.
21:34What have you been?
21:36Work.
21:38The Vic.
21:39Cheap hotels.
21:41Seeking a bunk up from anyone who'd have you.
21:44Anyone apart from your loving, adoring, beautiful wife that is.
21:53Billy Mitchell is a pathetic little pervert.
21:59I'm so sorry, honey.
22:02That's the truth.
22:07Honey.
22:11Right, I should, erm, I should go do some paperwork.
22:14And I should help Harry.
22:16OK.
22:17I can't believe you're actually moving in.
22:19All right, babe.
22:20I thought you were done with that ages ago.
22:22Oh, no, yeah.
22:22We was at, erm...
22:23Sober Salsa.
22:25Sober Salsa?
22:26Yeah.
22:27Yeah.
22:27It's keeping me off the gear, innit?
22:30I'd better get on, I'd say.
22:31Hurry!
22:33OK.
22:34See you later.
22:35All right.
22:36See you later, darling.
22:38Oh!
22:40Don't do it.
22:51I mean, how could you do this again?
22:53Cheat on me and betray us all?
22:55I haven't.
22:56Don't treat me like an idiot, Billy.
22:57I'm not.
22:58And you're not.
22:59You know, all this time you said you didn't like me.
23:02It was a distraction, so I didn't notice that you actually did like her.
23:06No, I don't.
23:07And these apps.
23:09The apps, Billy, that's not meeting someone, fancying them and slipping into an affair.
23:15I mean, that's actively looking for it.
23:18Why?
23:19Wasn't I enough, Billy?
23:25Were we not enough?
23:28Look what you've done to your family.
23:29Will you just leave it?
23:30Hey, just leave it.
23:31Don't just put your hands on me.
23:32I don't need women, all right?
23:33Honey, Billy loves ya.
23:35You know he doesn't.
23:36You've known this nut job.
23:37Five minutes.
23:37I don't know what her game is, all right?
23:39But I'm telling you, she's playing ya.
23:41How can she be?
23:42We've all heard his messages.
23:43He's got caught red-handed.
23:45What's he got to do with you?
23:45Listen!
23:46Can we stop shouting?
23:48We're upsetting Janet.
23:49Come on, let's go upstairs.
23:53You can't seriously expect me to believe that you are innocent in this.
24:03I love you.
24:10Yeah, you might love me, Billy.
24:13But you wanted to have sex with someone else, didn't you?
24:19Anyone else.
24:21And that's a relationship I do not want to be in.
24:27What have I got to do?
24:28To make you believe me?
24:34Nothing.
24:37I want you to leave.
24:42Well, you heard her.
24:44Everyone should go.
24:57Ashneed, it's your mother.
24:59Look, I don't want to have a fight.
25:02I, um...
25:03Just want to talk to ya.
25:06Okay?
25:09You got my mince pies?
25:13It's June.
25:15Yeah, I know.
25:16That's why I ordered them.
25:20Honey would have remembered.
25:23So, is your girl ignoring ya?
25:25She's a doctor.
25:27She's busy.
25:29Not that you'd know what it's like to have a successful child.
25:32But with Barney and the addict.
25:38Do you know what?
25:40Your daughter ain't talking to ya.
25:44You're a terrible mother, Sookie.
25:47And deep down, you know it.
25:50Get out of my shop.
25:52What's going on?
25:54Fine.
26:13Well, that's Janet asleep, finally.
26:22My poor kids.
26:24My poor kids.
26:24They're fine.
26:25All that matters to them is that you're okay.
26:29Not sure I am.
26:30No.
26:31But you will be.
26:33And I'm...
26:34I'm really sorry I didn't tell you about it earlier.
26:37Look, I'm sorry that I didn't believe you.
26:40Right.
26:41Well, I should leave you to it.
26:44I have no idea if I'm welcome back at the slightest, but...
26:48Hey, no, no.
26:49Just stay here.
26:50Please.
26:51You'd be doing me a favour.
26:53Well, if that's what you want...
26:56Look, why don't you get yourself to bed and I will bring you up a nice herbal tea.
27:02Oh.
27:04What would I do without you?
27:37I have no idea if you don't want to put in a nice herbal tea.
27:40I don't want to...
27:49I don't want to put into a cup of water.
27:50I don't want a bit of water.
27:50I don't want to put my cup of water in a mop.
27:50Really, I don't want to put in a bowl.
27:51My cup of water in my bottle is so cold, so that's I don't want to boil it.
28:00Well, then a cup of water.
28:02I don't want to take the cup of water in my bowl.