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00:24I've got two involved bits of trouble.
00:26I never should have let myself get so fond of him.
00:30Couldn't help it, could you?
00:32He's such a smashing kid.
00:35I mean, he should be in a life-support machine.
00:36I mean, that's what drives me so crazy.
00:38I mean, what is the point of sweating blood to save a child's life
00:41if the hospital cannot afford to buy the right equipment?
00:46I don't know, it's enough to make you want to emigrate.
00:49Everything's so depressing, ever since our break-in.
00:53I do not put the break-in in a pile with Stuart.
00:55Get that quite straight, eh?
00:57I just wish something nice would happen.
01:00Come on, Michelle, hurry up.
01:02Dr Legg and Ethel both accepting.
01:04Yeah, I'll put them on the side for now, Mum.
01:06I can't think about that now.
01:08Er, you and the baby will be all right on your own, yeah?
01:11Of course.
01:12Do you know, I'm dreading this.
01:14Mother and daughter going down the clinic together.
01:16Looks a bit obvious, doesn't it?
01:18Look a bit more obvious if you went to see Dr Legg.
01:21Yeah.
01:21Come on, Shell, hurry!
01:23Oh, you're there.
01:24Now, have you got everything?
01:26Right, come on, Nick.
01:27Chin up, lad.
01:28By dinner time, we'll know for certain one way or the other.
01:30Then we can decide what to do, eh?
01:40Look at him.
01:41Just look at him.
01:42Now, look at them.
01:44Who puts them there?
01:44That's what I want to know.
01:46Morning.
01:48Come over here a minute.
01:54Now, this is supposed to be a public open space.
01:57Council gardeners are supposed to garden here to create a little green refuge.
02:01And look at it.
02:01Ha!
02:02It's a rubbish tip.
02:03Sweet papers.
02:05Ting.
02:06Still, I suppose you can't blame people in a way.
02:09I mean, if a place looks like a tip, people are about to treat it like that.
02:12I can't help that.
02:14I haven't cleaned up my house, haven't I?
02:15Well, perhaps you could just make a little less mess.
02:17I mean, do you really need that chair on the pavement?
02:20Must you leave all these cement bags lying around?
02:37My turn now.
02:39Just come with me for a moment.
02:48What about that little lock there then, huh?
02:51Look, mate.
02:52Don't have a go at me.
02:54My rubbish is temporary and for a reason.
02:57Those are the people you've got to blame.
02:59It's the people on the council estate, innit?
03:00They like to eat their takeaways outside the pub so they can get a drink.
03:03Exactly.
03:04And throw the boxes all over the square.
03:06Because they don't care about it.
03:07Because they don't live here.
03:08In that case, why aren't there rubbish bins?
03:12Where are the rubbish bins?
03:14Well, they got nicked ages ago.
03:16Well, in that case, it should be replaced.
03:19Er, Mr. Cotton.
03:20Mr. Cotton.
03:20A brief word in your show, like?
03:24Just keeping in touch, Doctor, you know.
03:27Like a friendly neighbourhood policeman should.
03:30Checking on our friends' movements.
03:32If you'll pardon the expression, Doctor.
03:35Ah, well.
03:36I think we're excited.
03:38Look, Doctor.
03:40I agree with you about the mess.
03:42But why don't you speak to Den about it and see if he'll put up some litter bins, huh?
03:46Yeah, I might do then.
03:50If you're off school with a sore throat, you certainly can't have Mary round to tea.
03:54I haven't got a sore throat, Mum. I've got stomach ache.
03:56How?
03:56Couldn't say that to Dad though, could I?
03:58Ten days you've been back at school already.
04:00I see you're asking for time off.
04:01We pay for it, Sharon, so don't waste the money.
04:04I feel really sorry for her, Mum, that's all.
04:05She's all alone with that baby.
04:08She's really depressed at the moment, Mum. It's awful.
04:11Bow her cake.
04:12A nice big cream cake.
04:15Is that what he's wearing to the Christmas?
04:17Yes.
04:17I like his fawn suit better.
04:19Well, grey's better for church.
04:20Why?
04:20I don't know why.
04:22Grey's a dreary old colour, innit?
04:23Grey old churches, grey old school uniforms, grey old men in trousers.
04:28I don't know why he's doing his ironing either.
04:29He can do his own ironing.
04:30Oh, yeah?
04:31Why should a woman have to iron her husband's things?
04:34Wouldn't expect anyone to do my ironing, would I?
04:36Yeah, well, I'd do your ironing, don't I, darling?
04:38Yeah, well, you're my mum, that's different.
04:40When I get married, they'll do my own washing and ironing,
04:42and I'll expect him to do the same.
04:46What's that?
04:47Nothing.
04:49So, you're gonna get your old man to iron his own shirts, is that it?
04:52Of course.
04:53It's called sexual equality, if you haven't heard.
04:55Oh, really?
04:56Don't talk to me about sexual equality.
04:59Back, Mum.
05:05Positive?
05:06Yep.
05:11Well, there we are.
05:13We knew already, didn't we?
05:16How's the baby been?
05:18Oh, sleeping upstairs.
05:20Good as gold.
05:22Sit down, Michelle.
05:28Well, what now?
05:33What'd they say at the clinic?
05:36Well, we saw this doctor after we'd got the results,
05:39and, well, she went through the whole story, didn't she, Michelle?
05:42You know, family background and all that.
05:45And then, um, we discussed the different alternatives.
05:50Which are?
05:55First of all, do we want an abortion?
05:58If so, it's gotta be done quick.
06:01What?
06:02Private?
06:03No.
06:04I'm the national elf.
06:06Well, apparently, it's quite easy to fix up.
06:09Well, she's got all the right grounds, see?
06:11Anyway, she's gotta go away and think about it and go back in, er...
06:15When was it?
06:16Next week.
06:17Next week.
06:18How far gone are you?
06:19She's five weeks.
06:21Well, then, we've got a bit of time.
06:23It's safe up to twelve.
06:25Come on, Mum.
06:26We don't want it dragging on that long.
06:28If she's gonna get rid of it, it's gotta be done quick.
06:31Hello, anybody at home?
06:33We're in here, Pete.
06:34Here, Mum.
06:35Got some salad stuff here for you.
06:37Here, look at that.
06:38Sausage rolls.
06:39Here, cheese straws.
06:40My word.
06:42Aye, aye.
06:42What's all this, then?
06:43The catering committee?
06:47He's out.
06:49What shall I do, then, to think it out?
06:50Leave this to the grown-ups, eh, Lofty?
06:52What's your range?
06:53What's that about?
06:54Come here a minute.
06:55I want a word with you.
06:56I can't, miss.
06:57I'm not allowed.
06:58I'll sit at once.
07:04Welcome back to the Vic-Nic.
07:06Surprise, surprise.
07:07Yeah, surprise, surprise, eh?
07:09Only, er, I've got the impression Den would sort of say no to...
07:12No to what, darling?
07:13No to Nick and the Vic.
07:14Well, that was Den yesterday and this is Angie today.
07:17I can tell the difference.
07:18I shall bleed and hope so.
07:20Well, I'll have a pint of bitter, then.
07:21Right you are.
07:22What do you have?
07:23Well, surprise, surprise, I'll have a very large gin.
07:26Thanks very much.
07:30What'd you do that for?
07:31Do what?
07:32Spending one in back, I thought.
07:35Like I said before, Lofty, leave this to the grown-ups, eh?
07:40Oh, look, there's a little playmate coming for you.
07:43Well, go on, then.
07:44Run along and play.
07:47That'll be two pounds, ten pence, Nick.
07:49And thanks very much.
07:50Cheers.
07:54I'm forged.
07:55Yeah, someone brought a jump on it in the market.
07:57Yeah, it was Andy, wasn't it?
07:58Andy, right, I was trying to think.
08:00I mean, it's useless.
08:01There's nowhere we can use it.
08:02All the shops are on the lookout, apparently.
08:04There's a whole batch floating around London.
08:06I don't see how you can tell the difference.
08:07Well, they can, easily.
08:08I mean, I took it into the food store and saw each other.
08:11Straight off.
08:11It's a metal strip inside.
08:13Don't get one.
08:15Exactly.
08:17So, what are we going to do?
08:18Take it straight back to me.
08:20Oh, we can't do that.
08:21I mean, it's not his fault, is it?
08:22He's probably been conned the same as us.
08:25Lofty, are you suggesting we sit back and do nothing?
08:27Of course we've got to take it back and get our money back.
08:30Can't afford to lose 20 quid.
08:32Oh, don't be a wally.
08:34You can do the same, can't he?
08:35Place it back to where he got it.
08:37I'm sorry, Pete.
08:38We're not very good company today.
08:40Well, we're up to where he is in sausage rolls and all that, you know?
08:43Another time, eh?
08:44Yeah.
08:45All right.
08:46Thanks, love.
08:47Sorry, Mum.
08:48Come on, girls.
08:48Back to sausage rolls, then.
08:58An abortion.
09:03Well, from the practical point of view, it's probably the best thing.
09:07Not very nice, but still the best thing to do.
09:11Yeah.
09:12Well, at least it's quick.
09:13They don't keep you in overnight anymore.
09:15And then all over and done with, and she tried to forget it ever happened.
09:19That's right.
09:20Go back to school, get on with her exams.
09:22And be young and carefree like a girl should.
09:29It ain't quite as simple as that.
09:34It's feelings to take into account.
09:38Feelings?
09:39Come on, Mum.
09:40What feelings?
09:41I mean, you don't have feelings over a little blob of cells.
09:43That's all it is at the moment.
09:44Oh, that wasn't how you was talking when you was expecting him.
09:49You had feelings right from the start.
09:53Yes, well, that was different.
09:54I mean, I wasn't a 16-year-old schoolgirl.
09:56Look, please.
09:57I know you're trying to help, but I can sort this thing out for myself, you know.
10:01Stop talking at me and lecturing me.
10:06I don't want anyone to know.
10:09Oh, love, we've got to tell your dad.
10:10No.
10:12Come on, Shelly's got to be told.
10:14I said no.
10:16Well, come on, love.
10:17Think how he'd feel when he finds out that we knew and never told him.
10:21She's right, Michelle.
10:24Tell him when he comes home dinner time.
10:27You'll feel better if you do.
10:30I won't.
10:30He'll kill me.
10:32No, he won't.
10:34Of course he won't.
10:35Don't be silly.
10:35I mean, he knows you're not that sort of girl that...
10:38Not the sort of girl this sort of thing happens to.
10:39Is that what you were trying to say?
10:40Well, I must be because it has happened.
10:43Of course you're not, love.
10:45We know that...
10:45See, Mum, I can't understand this.
10:48I mean, I'd just do it the once and have to go and get myself pregnant.
10:52I mean, why me?
10:54If you saw some of the girls at school...
10:58Oh, it doesn't matter.
11:01I can't tell Dad. I just can't.
11:06You'll have to tell him then, Pauline.
11:08Not in front of me. I couldn't stand it.
11:10It's all right, Michelle.
11:13Your Mum will tell him.
11:15Right?
11:18Somewhere on their own.
11:22Hello, Doc.
11:23Nick. Doc.
11:24Is Denham up?
11:25No, he's out, darling. We'll be back later.
11:27Oh, right. I'll have a whiskey.
11:28Right you are.
11:30Bye, Nick.
11:31There you are, darling.
11:37Right, thanks.
11:38Hey, Nick.
11:40Sam, quick.
11:41Can you have a word, please?
11:42Yes.
11:45It's about our young friend, Cockney.
11:48Yes.
11:49Just don't be too hard in him, eh?
11:51Milk of human kindness, you know me.
11:53I've been kicking a bit of an iron in myself recently, and I really do believe he's trying.
11:57Listen, Dr. Legg, you and me, we're looking at this from different angles.
12:02My job is to protect the public.
12:03Yeah.
12:04So, I get a known villain on my patch, right?
12:06So what do I do?
12:07You protect the public.
12:08I'll tell you what I do.
12:09I breathe down his neck.
12:10I watch him so bloody close he hasn't got a chance.
12:13I make sure he doesn't forget me, not for one single minute.
12:17Are you with me?
12:17Yes.
12:18And as a result, Dr. Legg, old people like Ethel don't get mugged.
12:21Hello, Ethel.
12:22Hello, Anne.
12:23Here, fancy a drink.
12:25Oh.
12:25Go on.
12:26We're mates now, remember?
12:27Oh, well.
12:28If that's the case, I like my usual, and thank you very much.
12:31Of course.
12:32When somebody turns over a new leaf, Ethel, it's good to give them the benefit of the day,
12:35isn't it?
12:36Oh, yes.
12:36Quite really.
12:37That's just what I'm going to give you the benefit of from now on.
12:40Benefit of what, ain't you, darling?
12:41Oh, I say.
12:43Oh, hello, Den.
12:44Back already.
12:46Here a minute.
12:46We'll have a walk.
12:48Cheers, Anne.
12:48Cheers.
12:48Cheers.
12:52Now, what's going on?
12:53Who said he could come?
12:54I did.
12:55And I suggested he could.
12:56Well, what a shame, Dennis, because I say enough's enough and he can come back if he
12:59wants to.
12:59You say.
13:00It's not up to you.
13:01Oh, isn't it?
13:01We run this pub together.
13:02Joint decisions.
13:03We don't do anything off our own back without consoling each other.
13:05Oh, I see.
13:07Well, what's this then, eh?
13:09A joint decision made by you and me?
13:12Give it here.
13:1238 quid spent for supper for two at Ronnie Scott's Club.
13:1638 quid spent and earned jointly by you and me, eh, Dennis?
13:19Dear, oh dear.
13:20And you spend it all on your own little back without consulting me, eh?
13:23Where'd you get it from?
13:24Let's see.
13:24When was it your night off?
13:26Last Wednesday.
13:27Where was it you said you went?
13:28You been going through my things?
13:29Oh, yeah.
13:29To see your mummy.
13:31Ange.
13:32Well, don't tell me you took your mummy to Ronnie Scott's Club, because I may be a sucker,
13:35but I'm not a bleeding idiot.
13:36And don't you let me hear you mention her name, because I don't want to hear it.
13:39Now, give us a...
13:40No, I will not!
13:41Get your bleating hands off me, you bullies!
13:43Sorry.
13:44Uh, Dr. Legg wanted a word.
13:51Yes, Doctor.
13:52Hello.
13:53I'm glad to see that he's allowed in again.
13:56Is that what you came to say?
13:57No, no, not at all.
13:58As a matter of fact, I wanted a word about the square.
14:00Well, the gardens and the pavements, really, but particularly outside the pub.
14:05You see, there's an awful lot of litter about recently, and it seems to be getting worse.
14:09Ah, that's what all this is about.
14:11Litter.
14:11Yeah?
14:12Yes, well, we wondered whether there might be...
14:14Hang on.
14:15Who's we?
14:15Well, I happen to be talking to Tony, Ali, and Nick, then.
14:18Oh, Nick.
14:19Yes, that well-known pillar of the community.
14:22Yeah, go on.
14:22Oh, I seem to be putting this very badly.
14:24Look, all I'm trying to say is that there's a lot of take-away boxes, cans, and bits of
14:29paper outside the pub, presumably left by your customers.
14:32Just because people drink in my pub, it doesn't make me responsible for what they do outside
14:35now, does it?
14:36Well...
14:36Otherwise, I'll be responsible for rather a lot.
14:38Or the problems of the world, in fact.
14:40I mean, there's vandalism, wife-eating, childbirth...
14:42Look, Dan, I didn't mean to make you angry.
14:44Oh, I'm sorry, Doc.
14:45It wasn't you.
14:46It was someone else.
14:46You just happened to be the first person I saw.
14:48And as for the litter, I'll see what I can do about it.
14:51Perhaps Ethel will give it a sweep or something.
14:53Ethel will do what, eh, Dennis?
14:55Nothing, darling.
14:56We're just talking about litter.
14:57Oh, litter.
14:59Well, I've got a little bit of litter for you.
15:01Or perhaps it's a keepsake.
15:02I'm never quite sure.
15:04Come here.
15:05Come here.
15:05I want to talk to you.
15:06I can't.
15:07I can't.
15:07I'm going to work.
15:10But...
15:11You see, I'm not safe.
15:12Even in me dinner hour.
15:13At my age.
15:15You'd have thought she'd had enough by now, wouldn't you?
15:17I don't know.
15:18I jacked off the street, dragged across the shop floor.
15:21You are an impatient woman.
15:25Hey, what's up?
15:28Oh, Arthur, you're not going to like this.
15:36Not going to like what?
15:40Well...
15:43Michelle's pregnant.
15:50You're having me on, of course.
15:53No, I'm not.
15:55No, no.
15:56You mean she thinks she's pregnant.
15:58She's a bit late.
15:58That sort of thing.
16:00She's been to the clinic.
16:03She's had the test.
16:04She's five weeks pregnant.
16:07There's no doubt about it, so...
16:12Sorry.
16:14She can't be.
16:16She's only 16.
16:18I know.
16:19I mean, God almighty, Pauline.
16:20She's still at school.
16:21She hasn't even had a proper boyfriend.
16:23You must be joking.
16:25I mean, I didn't even know she knew about...
16:30How long do you know?
16:33A few days.
16:35Only today for certain.
16:37Well, she should have told me straight away.
16:39Then we could have done something about...
16:42Who is he, anyway?
16:44Who's the bloody father?
16:46Arthur.
16:47Come on, Pauline.
16:48Tell me.
16:48And I'll go round there and wring his bleeding neck.
16:52Stop it, Arthur.
16:53I don't know.
16:54Oh, is it someone from school?
16:55What do you mean you don't know?
16:56Shh!
16:58She won't say.
17:00Won't say?
17:01No.
17:02Well, is it anyone from school?
17:04Is it some pimply-faced youth with a fountain here doing no brain underneath?
17:07Is that it?
17:08I don't know.
17:10Or is it someone from round here?
17:12Someone we know?
17:13Or has she had so many she don't know who the father is?
17:16Oh, stop it, Arthur.
17:17Well, where is she?
17:18I'm going to ask her straight.
17:20No, no.
17:21Listen, listen.
17:22We've got to be gentle with her.
17:23And then I'm going round to his parents and get them on our side.
17:28You're not suggesting she marries him, are you?
17:31She may have to.
17:33A shotgun wedding.
17:35Now you're joking.
17:37But he did it, didn't he?
17:39Whoever he is.
17:41Arthur.
17:44People don't have to get married these days.
17:48They have abortions.
17:56What a mess.
17:59What a bloody mess.
18:02I'm going to have to talk to her, Paulie.
18:06Yeah, but not now, eh?
18:08Not in the heat at the moment.
18:09Go home and think about it.
18:10You know, calm down.
18:11I mean, what good is her out going to do now?
18:14It's what she deserves.
18:16We don't know what she deserves till we know the facts.
18:20That's why I've got to talk to her.
18:21To find out the bloody facts.
18:23And that's what I'm going to do right now!
18:33Hold up!
18:45I'm sorry, love.
18:47You're right.
18:48I'll go to work, eh?
18:50Cool down a bit.
18:52And then I'll talk to her tonight.
18:55Now listen.
18:56Does Lou know?
18:58Yes, Michelle told her first.
19:00And what's the reaction?
19:02Oh, nice.
19:03She's being nice.
19:04And who else knows?
19:05Pete?
19:05Kathy?
19:06No.
19:07It's you, me, Mum and Michelle.
19:09Good.
19:10Now, we want to keep it that way.
19:11Don't you go and tell anybody else, right?
19:13No, Arthur.
19:17You don't suppose it could be easier?
19:24Sorry.
19:24What can I do for you, lads?
19:26You know that sweater you brought off us?
19:29The Walford Town one?
19:30Yeah.
19:30Yeah, and you know you paid us with a £20 note?
19:34Yeah, well, look.
19:34I'm sorry, Andy, but it was forged.
19:39Forged?
19:40Yeah.
19:41Shame, Lofty.
19:44It's got no metal strips, see?
19:46So I'd sussed it out straight away.
19:48Apparently there's a lot of them about.
19:50Well, I'll be...
19:51Sorry.
19:52But it ain't much good to us, is it?
19:54Well, here.
19:58I suppose that's one way of losing £20.
20:05Right, she should sleep now.
20:07More Kate Mary.
20:09Oh, no, I couldn't.
20:10Come on, there's plenty here.
20:11No, I've no appetite these days, honest.
20:14You're far too thin, you know.
20:16You ought to eat more.
20:19Has Annie been christened, by the way?
20:20No.
20:21No?
20:22Well, it's important for Catholics, innit?
20:24You ought to fix it, Mary.
20:25Yeah, I will.
20:27Sometime.
20:28Well, I could help you if you like.
20:29No.
20:30I'll do it when I feel better, alright?
20:33I wasn't christened till the last three.
20:35I was adopted, see, so...
20:37Did you know that, by the way?
20:39Yeah, you've told me before.
20:40Oh, did I?
20:41Oh.
20:42Eat your cake, eh?
20:43I think Annie's gorgeous.
20:45I love babies.
20:47I bet you're glad you kept her, aren't you?
20:49Well, you could have had her adopted, I suppose.
20:50Yeah, they tried to make me.
20:52Did they?
20:53Hmm.
20:54Could anyone give a gorgeous little thing like her away?
20:57I think about that sometimes.
20:59You know, my real mum and dad give her me away.
21:02Hmm.
21:03Perhaps you just had to.
21:06But you kept Annie, didn't you?
21:07Yeah, but it hasn't been easy.
21:09I could find out about her, I suppose.
21:11Look her up.
21:12You can nowadays.
21:14I shan't bother, though.
21:15It'd probably upset mum and dad too much.
21:17Hmm.
21:19You know, what I'm really curious about, Mary, is do I look like her?
21:23I could look like me dad, I suppose.
21:26Funny thing is, I don't even think about him.
21:30Does Annie look like her dad?
21:33Sharon?
21:34Sharon?
21:35What do you reckon, eh?
21:37I've got it down the high street.
21:38What, for the Christmas?
21:38Yeah.
21:39Hello, Mary, darling.
21:40What do you think, then?
21:41This one?
21:43Try that one.
21:45Nope, that one.
21:48Oh, thanks, darling.
21:52Oh, tell me a little family-do, love.
21:55Don't be so worried.
21:56I'm not worried.
22:00Well, actually, mum, I am worried.
22:03Arthur's talking to Michelle this afternoon.
22:07Can't concentrate on anything for thinking about that.
22:09Yeah.
22:10Well, where are they?
22:12Up on the allotment.
22:14You thought it'd be all quiet and private there.
22:16You could hardly talk to her here, could you?
22:19Oh, it'd be all the right, love.
22:21You just relax.
22:23Here, I'll make you a cup of tea.
22:27Don't you worry about Arthur and Michelle.
22:30You just leave them to sort themselves out.
22:34You just concentrate on this bleeding christening, eh?
22:39Yeah.
22:41That's another thing.
22:42We've been crying all the time.
22:44We've been whizzled, whizzled.
22:45All day.
22:47Here we are.
22:48What's the matter with you?
22:50Aha.
22:51Here's to my little surprise.
22:53What little surprise?
22:54Aha.
22:55I'm saying aha.
22:56Turn that music down.
22:57It's far to be loved.
22:57It's far to be loved or you would hear.
22:59Hear what?
23:00Oh, and it's funny.
23:02Now, what is this house like, would you say?
23:05All sorts of things.
23:06An iron, electric kettle, television.
23:09Hey, you haven't got us a ten.
23:09More entertaining than a telly.
23:11More entertaining than a telly.
23:13And it makes a noise I mustn't hear.
23:15I don't know.
23:17Are we staying careful?
23:18Aha.
23:19And mobile.
23:19Highly mobile.
23:20Mobile.
23:21Car.
23:22Hoover.
23:23Sympathy fry.
23:23Much, much cheaper than that.
23:25Cheaper?
23:25Yeah, much, much cheaper.
23:26Andy, you know I hate suspense.
23:28Oh, come on.
23:29Give it to me and stop cheating.
23:30You stay there and I'll get it.
23:31Come on.
23:32Stay there.
23:33Now, you won't be cross.
23:34Promise you will be pleased.
23:37I shan't promise anything.
23:44Oh, no.
23:45Andy, no.
23:46We agreed.
23:47No pets.
23:48It doesn't fit into our lifestyle.
23:49Hang on, love.
23:50Wait till you see this.
23:51No, I don't want to see.
23:52I don't want a pet, Andy.
23:55Look, especially not on my new furniture.
23:57You'll have to take it straight back.
23:58Here we are.
23:59Meet Starsky.
24:01Oh, he's tiny.
24:02Six weeks old Starsky.
24:04This is Debbie.
24:05Starsky.
24:06And Hutch.
24:07Two.
24:08Andy, you've gone mad.
24:09Two's better than one, love.
24:10They'll keep each other company.
24:11Now, look, you don't have to be Starsky and Hutch.
24:13Just the first name that came to my head, just because they're both little boys.
24:17Now, look, I found them on the boiler room floor and they're going to be put down, love.
24:19I had to have them.
24:20Now, we did a nice, remember?
24:21Yeah, but, oh, Andy, I don't know the first thing about kittens.
24:24You'll have to go out and buy me a book tomorrow morning.
24:26No problem.
24:40Dad, I'm sorry.
24:42I'm shattered, Michelle.
24:45Absolutely shattered.
24:45I don't mind telling you.
24:50I don't know what to say.
24:54Perhaps you'd better tell me all about it, eh?
24:57Mum's told you.
24:59All she had told me is a simple fact.
25:02I want to know how it happened.
25:05Well, you know, Dad, the birds and the bees.
25:12All right, it was a mistake.
25:14You all know that.
25:16But why?
25:18How?
25:20Look, Dad, you might not believe me, but I'm not some sort of little tart, you know.
25:25I know that.
25:26Well, probably if I was, this would never have happened.
25:29I would have been on the pill or something.
25:31Yeah.
25:33It was just a one-off thing, you know, the one single time.
25:38One single time with whoever it was or one single time ever?
25:43Dad!
25:45I want to know.
25:48One single time ever.
25:53What was it?
25:54A one-night stand sort of thing?
25:57No.
26:00Well, come on, Michelle.
26:05Who was he, then?
26:09Look, if you don't tell us who it was, we can't help you.
26:16Who was he?
26:20Look, Michelle, this might make all the difference.
26:27Is he someone you're fond of?
26:29I mean, someone perhaps you could settle down with.
26:31Dad!
26:32All right, all right.
26:36Does he know you're pregnant?
26:41Are you still seeing him?
26:44Look, Michelle.
26:50Is it someone from school?
26:53Is it someone from round here?
26:54Do I know him?
26:58Will you please answer the question?
26:59Dad, for God's sake, it's no one from round here.
27:01It's no one from school.
27:02It's no one you know.
27:04Look, it's not important.
27:07It is important, love.
27:11Now, for the last time, will you tell me who the father is?
27:17No.
27:19Never.
27:19Are you still, oh right now?
27:23Not that one who's changing himself?
27:28Is it someone who wants to может as rest?
27:29Look, there's my heart coming.
27:29Do Alex, look, there's Jennifer there.
27:29yell at him.
27:49Don tuv samadirah
27:49And as he said to the receiver.