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00:06here with you on this exciting monday
00:12well exciting for me i guess it's very exciting for you oh i forgot about that
00:16yeah i'm excited about that i'm just not excited about monday
00:39real sad this takes the podcast out yeah yeah
00:54that's what i did i bought some from the peanut man ah meaning you stole it from your kid
01:00that's it well i paid for it for god's sake yeah that's true so this is nut week part two
01:05nut week part we've had a nut week already there was a bigger gap than i thought
01:09well you kind of stopped years how many years like five i think oh it's gotta be
01:14yeah when did dave's first nut that's what it was called on you're gonna get something you don't
01:20want to see no okay it was may 2020 yeah so six years ago what's my first nut over six
01:28years ago
01:31i over six years no it's seven years ago oh i thought it was five longer seven years ago dave
01:37just tried his first nut on the air goes by it was 2018 it's gonna flash like a flash this
01:43is when it
01:44was dumped onto youtube that's the thing oh yeah look i even didn't have my heated mug yet
01:50no my god times have changed well look we're actually happy
01:57that's been that way in the years oh my god that's crazy yeah so my god it was 2018
02:03so i was gonna go back and then it was 2018 2018 when i had my first
02:09here's what happened i went through allergy elimination for nuts they got everything
02:12everything except peanuts they couldn't they said it was too hard and i was gonna go back
02:16and then covid hit and all sorts of things changed and i just didn't i gave up on it and
02:21then i finally
02:21said to amber earlier this year i'm like i'm gonna try again i called that guy up that was
02:26you know because he doesn't do this he doesn't do peanut it's too risky oh i get that yeah did
02:32it for
02:33me because we had talked about it that he would do it but i'd have to stay at his office
02:36for hours at a
02:37time and you know make sure i survived yeah the only one well he used to do it oh he
02:42doesn't do
02:43it anymore like it's not something he offers right but anyways so he agreed to continue and i'm like
02:48okay let's do it let's just see and it has slowly it took longer than i thought but it it's
02:53worked so
02:53now i am i got the all clear crazy to try peanuts what a world and i've stolen oh god
03:04that is nut
03:06forward not so what well explain to the people what you have here you have a big jar of peanut
03:13butter
03:13big jar it's just literally i was gonna buy one and forgot so i grabbed it from the cupboard this
03:18morning it's the one my kids love right so it's called and it's only available it's canada okay
03:24it's canadian peanut butter it's canadian peanut butter it's craft craft can i tell you this right
03:30now what yeah it's better than anything we've got over here really you'd say that okay well then that's
03:37good so then this is why didn't you tell me this before i'm sorry lisa i didn't you never brought
03:42listen i don't like to start stuff i don't like to start stuff because that's fighting words
03:46yeah you know these days like that's enough to that's enough to start a land war well i should
03:53have got a real spoon this is tough to dig out with a little oh i want it to be
03:57a little bit more
03:58soft than it appears to be is there something going on with this this is smooth yeah it's smooth
04:03okay you guys eating with you think you should have a snickers or something you should have
04:07this is gonna be wait till he tries to go get a snickers after this my first we said my
04:14first
04:14thing i ever how much are you gonna have at once too much be careful you won't be able to
04:18talk for
04:19a long time it's really make sure you have some water oh it's gonna be i have stuff to wash
04:23it down
04:24with i have water and coffee oh i want him to do this whole thing at this area ready for
04:28my first
04:29peanut butter i don't think you are i think that's too much but okay yes yeah do it are we
04:34ready
04:35all right i don't know i'm super excited i hope it lives up to the hype okay here we go
04:41it's
04:41probably not first time ever in my life okay hold on um so close lisa yes do you think he's
04:49gonna
04:49like it i don't know you guys rave about peanut butter that we've hyped it you know how yeah i
04:57say
04:57that all the time when you hype something up well this is 50 years of hype exactly it's like telling
05:02me that rush is gonna be good live i'm gonna see them this summer it's gonna disappoint um
05:09so you know so here's the thing i don't think he's gonna like it you don't think so that's so
05:16disappointing i think you're gonna think it's pretty good it's pretty good i'm gonna i'm going
05:22with a pretty good one here's the thing though okay even if he doesn't like just straight peanut
05:26butter as an ingredient you will not be let down later by something no it is all the things that
05:31go
05:31with this yeah if if you aren't crazy about it if it is only pretty good don't let it don't
05:36let
05:37this yeah yeah don't let it ruin it for you here we go first okay hold on a second one
05:42more no don't
05:42be a jackass don't be a jackass he's like putting it on his nose man i'm gonna get nasty i
05:49know real
05:49important script you gotta read come on down here real quick okay yeah first time ever in my life
05:53smell it having i have i've smelt it i'm prepared here we go i don't want to watch listen to
06:00him eat it
06:00though it's thick i don't like this god it reminds me when he ate that raw banana banana yeah it's
06:06awful no that is sticky yeah that's peanut butter you have to have something to wash it down with no
06:12don't oh my god it's sticky well don't try to swallow it he's such a rookie he doesn't know what
06:19he's
06:19gonna kill himself let it yes please what you put took too much i told her we tried to tell
06:26you are
06:26you dying are you dying do we need oh my god he's struggling i can't just watch it die with
06:32something
06:33he's as red as a tomato he's dying i don't know if he's dying from allergies right now or if
06:41he's
06:41your water shut up do you need my apple watch is he dying right now from allergies just get your
06:46water thick and sticky coffee's good coffee goes is he dying from allergies wow is it everything you
06:53dreamed of it is so good you do like it but you're very red but am i red yeah it
06:59was thicker than i thought
07:01it was stickier than i thought i don't want everyone to shut up you did let me breathe for god's
07:07sakes
07:07they warned you they said don't eat that much that's right too we try that's delicious oh good
07:14i'm glad you like it what do you give it out of 10 jeez i'm scared 8.9 yeah oh
07:19yeah and it gets
07:21better as an ingredient seriously that is so good oh my god my whole life i haven't been able to
07:26have
07:26this no it's so good oh my god listen my mom can't have it even around her oh that's so
07:41good
07:41yeah that is oh that that lives up to the hype no peanut butter it's very good i was worried
07:48it
07:48wouldn't be just because you we don't know how much like the kid aspect of everything oh my kids
07:55got into it oh they did um i brought extra spoons if you guys want to try this this is
07:59nutella peanut
08:00so they came out with a brand new peanut version for the first time in like i don't know decades
08:05they've introduced another flavor okay well so this is chocolate and peanut butter which has always
08:11been a combo okay we're gonna gonna just we're all just gonna well i gave their spoons there's extra
08:16spoons here if you guys want to try it looks really messy so it's chocolate and peanut butter
08:21mix holy careful holy flock f-l-u-z-k oh my god he's trying to kill me oh my
08:34god that's good
08:36that's good that's holy crap that's what i'm talking about that chocolate and peanut butter
08:40oh my god that's really good oh come on that is so good yeah i like that yeah we should
08:51have done
08:51this on uncut so we really could have let loose oh yeah that would have been a good idea come
08:55on
08:56that is a taste that's so good yeah that's real good isn't that good oh god
09:04you could eat the whole thing of that for sure well eventually he will um which is the downside
09:11of discovering peanut butter right now he's like brought extra spoons now he's gonna kill us if we
09:17get close to it yeah exactly no it's really good yeah that's really good you're gonna have to slow
09:23down there cowboy he's so happy oh man diabetes man over there he's good i know i'm telling you i'm
09:33like listen dude you gotta relax on that full jar that's delicious that was that's really good
09:40so sorry jason oh yeah okay oh man i'm so happy i like it i mean yes i gotta be
09:47careful but
09:48i i can you imagine desiring something for all your life and finally trying it and not liking it
09:55ladies women um yeah no i can't imagine it oh my goodness if you had a fresh eaters good for
10:07you
10:07that is sorry jason if we had a loaf of bread in here that was just like hot toast that
10:12he could
10:12have put either of that yeah try that oh my god so tomorrow i'm gonna try reese's peanut butter
10:18cups for the first time see i don't yeah you'll like it i mean yeah i'm wondering if i should
10:23i'm
10:23wondering if i should go to the place by me oh yeah and see what they've got i'd love you
10:28too but
10:28you'll never remember so i'm not gonna count on it he'll never remember they got a chocolate factory
10:33by me that they do a thing where it's like a full bar of that stuff yeah my i'm i'll
10:39get some today
10:39too the peanut that i'm talking about it's right next to my gym oh okay that's not good yeah that's
10:45how they do it it's gonna be bad yeah oh my god i gotta stop myself i can't i want
10:51to try it all
10:52no i get it i mean i'm telling you that was good i mean like so yeah to me
11:02yeah it's a lot of pressure off us a lot of pressure off yeah not yet i didn't die
11:07i did almost choke only because it was a lot he looked like he was dying and i'm telling you
11:12if
11:12he was dying i was gonna be laughing until he died it was stickier than i expected yeah your last
11:17words would have been it's thick and sticky yeah it would have been shut up
11:22shut up shut up i would have put it right on his tombstone i would have put like shut up
11:28bitch
11:29here lies dave hunter thick and sticky shut up bitch let me breathe
11:35dead jason you need to do this oh you need to go because you can't have peanuts why don't i
11:42feel
11:42like jason's because jason's been given a pen and they're like i don't think jason i don't think
11:47it would work well it's not that severe i've just i've had adverse reactions to it so i don't have
11:52this desire to try it like it's always been off putting the smell of it is gross so you'd hate
11:58it
11:58i don't like the smell smells in here i don't like the smell i don't yeah yeah so i don't
12:03i've never
12:04remember none of us can kiss jason oh i gotta keep gotta keep that in mind yeah none of us
12:10can kiss
12:10i don't know if a kiss from dave i guess it's worth it that song will deliver death right down
12:17your throat yeah you know in many ways we're good uh that was part one of nut week tomorrow part
12:24two
12:24reese's peanut butter cups okay do we have any kind of um are we just sort of seating their pants
12:31like whatever flying by night here day three is snickers okay so that's what i wondered if there
12:36was a concrete tomorrow then snickers then i'm trying a canadian one that i've always wanted
12:42to try oh henry oh my god day five still up for grabs i'm trying to see if maybe i
12:46should do like
12:46ice cream bring some ice cream oh yeah so everyone says baskin robbins chocolate peanut butter i mean
12:52it's it doesn't really even matter can we get something for jason too because he loves ice cream
12:56i'll i'll provide myself i was eating a granola bar in here while he did that because if you get
13:01to eat
13:01on air i get to eat yeah that's true really those are the rules i like 100 you didn't hear
13:06me
13:06crinkling a wrapper in here oh no it's so hard because dave's lip smacking i will eat and choking
13:12and choking violently choking yes honestly stickier than i expected oh wait to wait to see your face
13:17because it literally looks like you were dying no come on i thought you were having it yeah you were
13:23as red as one of the buttons on uh on the no really yeah screaming at everybody yeah i mean
13:30i was like oh god this is a bad this is a bad reaction i never know when to call
13:359-1-1 around
13:35i don't either we don't either if i'm on the ground we don't call 9-1-1 if you would
13:40have tumbled out
13:41look international sign right if i do this oh well i can't even see you anyway sometimes you do that
13:46though and no maybe you don't do no i don't do international sign for choking but you won't let
13:50anybody help you i will if i'm dying he's passed out you're not trying to just kiss me or grope
13:55me
13:55or put fingers up my butt that's how we do it i mean it would be terrible and i don't
14:02i wouldn't
14:02have wanted you to die but if you pass out we got to do some stuff to you yeah all
14:09right that's just
14:09a rule on the show that's outrageous there's a man dying covering you in peanut butter tea bag
14:15tea bag anyways i'll put some tony and butter on my nuts to tea bag these are the people i
14:21call my
14:22friends worth it if you're just joining us well that was your oh i'm glad you like it though i
14:26am
14:26too try it on warm toast oh i can't wait to try it on everything yeah warm toast i can't
14:31believe you
14:31can have it that's so crazy you like an english muffin you know what it might be good on english
14:36english muffin i'll load it up you said nipples yeah it would be you ever put peanut butter on
14:43nipples listen don't worry about what i do you're in the i don't know you're in the food play i'm
14:49not
14:49but i just want it everywhere now you are i better be careful though lisa's right no because are you
14:54already like thinking about the next time you'll be able to have yeah yeah that's all the things in
14:58my life i haven't been able to try i'm gonna have in the next week a lot of calories yeah
15:02trying to
15:02think of what else like a peanut butter would you like it with milk like my dad would always
15:06have peanut butter toast oh my god there's no better great combo no better combo nothing washes
15:12it down milk would have saved dave's life instantly oh whatever yeah okay well good to know i just like
15:19to me like a chalk like a peanut butter cheesecake like with reese's peanut butter cups all in it and
15:28just good god oh my god i'm excited i'm so excited anyway jason that's my nut journey don't apologize
15:35to me i won't not weak part one i apologize you already said sorry yeah and so to lisa yeah
15:42i did
15:42yeah i'm a happy man okay you can appreciate your other friend's excitement well of course i'm very
15:48it's it's crazy that somebody can have there's a lot of contaminated be mad at you products in here
15:54that jason can't touch true so we don't get him into this room i'm gonna be mad at you yes
15:58oh my
15:59god the spoonful was so big it was huge it was way you don't normally take that much no no
16:05you gotta
16:05ration it out it was a smaller spoon you gotta know what your body they told you right before you
16:10ate it lisa said three times you took too much i feel like when my kids take a spoonful that
16:16is that
16:16much well but they probably take it and then they're just like washing it down or just like licking parts
16:22of it off like a popsicle like a popsicle oh not all in their mouth at once no you just
16:27shoved it
16:27in which is like what you do to a dog to make uh the internet laugh you know give a
16:32dog a that much
16:33peanut butter that's just gold dave's the same thing except he turns red almost died
16:50i was like he might be dying like is he dying well you guys were making me choke
16:59what was it us wasn't the peanut butter it was both i can't wait to check the replay on it
17:06the best taste you've ever had oh my god with death at the same time oh my god my what
17:11a way to go
17:12i mean it would have been okay at least i got to try it man if you're dying in there
17:17we'll just
17:17shove some peanut butter are we forgetting something that's the only thing i don't know well
17:22there we got all week we forget something if anyone thinks of something that already 1800
17:26suggested i've been flying yeah we'll have to put something on social media jelly peanut butter
17:31cup blizzard hudsonville triple peanut butter cup ice cream jesus there's a whole world out there i
17:39don't even like you're about to embark on a journey man i am all the stuff that you see that
17:44like
17:45not for me yeah that all opens up for you absolutely that's crazy even fries from um
17:52five guys five guys oh yeah never had them
17:59but i'll take one i'll try it you know they're fine i'll try it you're fine peanut oil peanut oil
18:05oh there's so many things cooked in peanut oil oh man the world's my oyster the world's my peanut no
18:11it's
18:11it's true it's good
18:16it's true it's good
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