Nut Week Finale with Pecan Pie

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Dave & Chuck the Freak celebrated the last day of nut week with pecan pie and realized their futures as radio show consultants during the festivities.

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00:00Oh

00:05Yes, not only is it Friday bitches on Dave and Chuck the Freak here at 727 in the morning. It is the last day

00:15I'm not weak

00:17The day I've been looking forward to

00:30So this has been the day that I've been waiting for most

00:47Because of all the things that I have not been able to eat

00:51And all my time on the planet

00:53Pecan pie is the one I wanted to try

00:55I believe almost the most

00:57You know baklava is a newer thing in my life

01:00This from a kid being served at holiday gatherings and I couldn't touch it has tortured me

01:05But today is my first ever pecan or pecan pie

01:10So Lisa picked up this delicious looking pie

01:12James heated it up and brought in some ice cream that I'm now going to scoop on top

01:16Oh, you've got ice cream there, huh?

01:18Oh, on top? You don't?

01:19I don't know

01:19Oh, okay, I don't know, how's it done? I've never done it

01:21I don't know, I'm a newbie, I'm a virgin

01:23Maybe that's the way it's done

01:24You eat it how you like it

01:25Okay, alright, so I want to get a taste of everything

01:27Here we go

01:28First ever, I got nuts

01:29I got ice cream

01:31I got crust

01:31And of course pecans

01:33You should have it without the ice cream too

01:39Mother

01:42Yeah, flipper

01:44Do I need to have it with the ice cream?

01:47God, it's good

01:48Oh my god

01:49You a-holes have had this your whole life

01:55Eat one with a huge nut

01:58Just take a huge nut

02:00Isn't it the best pie?

02:04Oh my god

02:05It's really good

02:07Yeah, it's good

02:08F yourself, James

02:09No, you F yourself

02:10Oh no

02:13I'm gonna use that thing

02:15Oh, wow

02:17I know

02:17You know what?

02:18It's really good with ice cream

02:19It is delicious by itself

02:20I think it's

02:21Yeah, I like it by itself

02:22Lisa's like your nut hype man

02:24She was like

02:25God damn, mother flipper

02:26And Lisa was like

02:28Yeah, that's

02:29God is good

02:30God is good

02:31Let it out

02:32Mother flipper

02:34That's good

02:36You forget the ice cream

02:38Just have the pie

02:39It is a good pie

02:46There's a male version of the song too

02:49Well, don't, don't

02:50No, no, it's okay

02:52You sure?

02:53Yeah, yeah, yeah

02:54I like it

02:55This one's better

02:56I've heard this one before

02:59This is appropriate to eat the pie to

03:01This is like happy

03:03Yeah

03:04Ham for five

03:06Hot nuts

03:09Hot nuts

03:10I've heard this version before

03:13Hot nuts

03:14That's steaming butter

03:15If you try one of them

03:17You'll never try a nut

03:18Selling nuts

03:19Hot nuts

03:20This sounds like it to be used in a montage

03:25In a major league movie

03:26Mm-hmm

03:27Uh-huh

03:27Hopefully everyone will get this pie

03:30For their Thanksgiving celebration

03:32God, it's good

03:34I just can't stop eating it

03:35I just can't stop eating it

03:37Oh, I know

03:37I don't even

03:37It is delicious

03:38I had a plan to just have a tiny bit of it

03:40It's not happening

03:42Dude, I just

03:43No, this is really good

03:45Mm

03:45No, I've almost finished it

03:47I gotta blow the dust off my own

03:49It's actually just as good as the other brand

03:50Now that I've almost ate the whole piece of pie

03:51My Weight Watchers app

03:52Yeah, me too

03:53I gotta get back into that

03:55Me too

03:55I'm starting to

03:56I'm starting to be a growing boy again

03:59So, you guys

03:59Me too

04:00The combination of the pecan

04:02Mm-hmm

04:03The whatever that other delicious caramelly goodness is

04:07Yeah

04:07And the crust is amazing

04:10It's so good together

04:11Whoever invented this pecan pie

04:13Hats off to you

04:15What do you do to the nuts?

04:18What have they done to the nuts?

04:20Like, I think there's like brown sugar

04:22Yeah, they're caramelized

04:23Yeah

04:24They're like candy

04:24They're so God-blessed good

04:26This is really good, too

04:30So, is that what, like, a hot nut tastes like

04:33If you buy it just nuts?

04:34No

04:34Oh, no

04:35No, it's nowhere near as good as that

04:37Oh, this is so good

04:40I'm sorry we're just eating pecan pie for you guys

04:42But I can't stop

04:43It's my first pie

04:44Welcome to the show

04:45Everybody

04:47Welcome to the show

04:50We just had a couple of people sitting around eating pie

04:53On a Friday

04:54This is how you get to be number one in a couple different places

05:00For about 20 minutes just eat pie

05:05With a crazy song playing in the background

05:07Some people say we're like Andy Kaufman in that way

05:09It's like, is a joke on you or is a joke on us?

05:12We don't know

05:13The joke's on you

05:14We're getting paid to eat pie right now

05:17When we're consultants one day, that's what we'll tell everyone

05:21Exactly, well, have you guys had your pie moment yet?

05:24We all roll in on our mobility carts

05:25They're like, listen up

05:26Have you got that food right?

05:29Because that equals ratings

05:30Delicious, delicious

05:31Nut-covered ratings

05:33There's a couple things we learned

05:34When we did our show

05:36Buttholes

05:38And penises

05:42And pie

05:43And eating pie as much as you can

05:45If you eat pie on the air

05:46I'll tell you what

05:47You're going to see ratings

05:48You're going to see ratings

05:50Like you've never seen me before

05:51You ever eat a pie?

05:52Every show needs a big pie moment

05:54And if you guys haven't had it

05:57Well, you're never going to make it

06:00Some of you are sitting there saying

06:01Have I had my pie moment?

06:02And if you don't know

06:03You haven't had it

06:04If you don't know

06:05You haven't had it

06:06Future obese radio consultants

06:09Yep

06:10From the Dave and Chuck the Freak Show

06:11Well, everybody needs to have a roll on the show

06:14And everybody eats the pie

06:16Sometimes you just need everybody eating a pie at once

06:20Find a really old song about nuts

06:23That's an amazing rap on Nut Week

06:25Amazing

06:26What a great week this was

06:27Hashtag blessed

06:29Hashtag blessed

06:30I really feel that

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