00:00Good morning, wet farters.
00:03I'll be completely honest with you.
00:05I have no clue how that video ended up on my timeline, but there it is.
00:10I don't know what I did to get it there.
00:14And I don't even consider myself a wet farter.
00:17For those of you that...
00:19Listen, did you know that the first time a farting noise, a fart recording,
00:24was used in cinema was in blazing saddles?
00:28Well, now you do.
00:33One of her videos had to get traction at some point for her to get there.
00:38To do that.
00:39You know what I'm saying?
00:40So, what are y'all watching?
00:42Some of y'all did this.
00:44I didn't.
00:46Y'all did.
00:50You know what?
00:51The hell with it.
00:51While we're talking about farts, listen, did you know that the average healthy person
00:55farts 14 to 23 times per day?
00:59Well, that's something you know now, too.
01:01I don't know what to do with that information.
01:03If you fart more than that, then...
01:05Sorry for those around you.
01:06If you fart less than that, then...
01:08Good.
01:11Y'all have a good one.
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