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David's New Job Part 01
David returns from Los Angeles with a job offer and hopes of marrying Ann. To be continued...
David returns from Los Angeles with a job offer and hopes of marrying Ann. To be continued...
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00:01This is it. This is it. This is life. The one you get. So go and have a ball. This
00:10is it. This is it. Straight ahead and rest assured you can't be sure at all.
00:16So while you're here, enjoy the view. Keep on doing what you do. Hold on tight, we'll muddle through one
00:25day at a time. So up on your feet, somewhere there's music playing. Don't you worry not. Just take it
00:36like it's off one day at a time.
00:38One day at a time. One day at a time. One day at a time. One day at a time.
00:45One day at a time. One day at a time. Julie, I can't believe it. Believe what? I actually bowled
00:58142. Best game in my life. Right, Schneider? Yeah, she was actually pretty good doing this.
01:06Oh. That's fantastic, Barbara. What was your score, Schneider? Oh, listen, my score is not important. I mean, I, uh,
01:14the important thing, I was able to give her some pointers, you know what I mean? She, uh, she, I
01:18mean, for example, one thing she was doing, she was wrong footing herself. I mean, the right foot and right
01:22hand. You can't do it. If you want to bowl, you have to have the complete opposite. And that's the
01:25way you bowl a ball.
01:26What was your score? And then, you know what she was doing? She wasn't even, I mean, she didn't, she
01:30had no body in the shot. No body at all. I mean, she was standing there with a limp wrist
01:34like she was, you know, ordering tulips. If you want to get straight, you have got to get your body
01:39in the bowling ball shot.
01:42What was your score? I don't know my score. I didn't add it up.
01:46105.
01:47105.
01:47Oh, what?
01:50105? What are you kidding me? Let me see that. 105. Who taught you how to add? Look at that.
01:55There's a spare in the third right there, working on the double. Almost got a triple there. And look at
01:59that, the range of land. And that's 195. What are you talking about? Listen, I could have broken 200. Except
02:06right in the middle of my delivery, this incredible cocktail waitress comes up with a beer.
02:11Boy, was she stacked.
02:12Stacked? I couldn't even see the beer.
02:17Couldn't even see the tray.
02:21Broke my concentration. Flew the shot.
02:24He threw it in the wrong alley.
02:27All right. So the shot's never going to make wide, well to sports.
02:31No, but that cocktail waitress might.
02:34I was going to have to teach you how to add.
02:38Hi, guys. Hi, Barbara. How are you?
02:42Jeez, look at you two. You guys must have grown two inches since I saw you last.
02:46Where?
02:49Here.
02:50Hey, Mr. Kane.
02:52Snyder. Hey, how are you? Jeez, you're looking great, buddy. It's great to see you. I really miss you. It's
02:57great to see you.
02:58What, were you drinking doubles on the plane?
03:00No. Hey, I mean it. I mean it. It's great to see you. It's wonderful to see you. It's wonderful
03:05to see you guys. It's wonderful to be alive. It's a big, wide, wonderful world to live in.
03:12If it gets any better, they're going to put you in a rubber room.
03:16Speaking of wonderful, where is wonderful Ann?
03:18She hasn't come back from wonderful work yet.
03:21David, you are flying. Something wonderful must have happened in L.A.
03:24Wonderful, wonderful. I worked my tail off, but it was worth it. I didn't even get a chance to play
03:30tennis.
03:30Oh, what a shame. I never got to see them gorgeous legs. Them ponderosa pines.
03:38Ah, Snyder. Ordinarily, you know, I'd zing you right back for that, but I am in such a wonderful mood
03:43that I'm not even going to mention that idiotic mustache, that stupid tattoo, or those totally absurd platform shoes.
03:50Platform shoes?
03:51Guys, is your mother going to be home soon? I have some great news for her.
03:54What news?
03:55Tell us.
03:55Yeah, tell us. I never hear anything up here.
03:58You guys are going to have to wait until I tell your mother and Snyder. I'm afraid you're going to
04:02have to find out the way you always do, through the keyhole.
04:06When I come back from California, they're always a little dingy.
04:09But, uh, it's nice to see you, Mr. Kane, and I'm glad to see that you're so happy, and, uh,
04:14if we can get a loan, maybe you can tell me what it is you've been smoking.
04:17I don't want to know.
04:22David, what's the big news?
04:23What happened in California?
04:25You really want to know?
04:26Yes!
04:28They've asked me to be Hollywood's newest sex symbol.
04:33You don't believe me? Oh, I'm really hurt.
04:35They've already offered me the centerfold in next month's Playgirl.
04:42Give! Don't leave us hanging!
04:44No, no, it's too important. I want to surprise your mother.
04:47David, please, David!
04:49We have ways to make you talk, mein Herr.
04:53You've got nothing out of me but my name, Rankin, Diner's Club number.
04:58David, please, gorgeous, handsome, tall, David!
05:02Very accurate description, but it's not going to work, guys.
05:07Just, uh, please, Julie, Barbara, I, uh, I need a drink.
05:12You know, I've never been attacked by two young, nubile girls before, except on Hollywood Boulevard, and I'm not sure
05:18they were girls.
05:21Have you guys ever thought of playing for the Minnesota Vikings?
05:24David, if you don't tell us, I'll hold my breath till I turn blue.
05:28Well, that should be attractive. I hear blue is in this year.
05:30Two!
05:31Speaking of in, you are being inconsiderate, intolerable, insufferable, inhumane, and, uh, class one nerd.
05:39David, if you don't tell, I am going to hide your olives.
05:43Oh, that's cruel, Julie.
05:45I know, I know.
05:49Don't you even care if I die?
05:51Excuse me.
05:52David, aren't you going to tell us?
05:54Oh, well.
05:56Okay.
05:57Really wasn't all that big a deal.
06:00I was offered a job as a full partner with one of the most prestigious law firms in Los Angeles.
06:06Naturally, I accepted.
06:08So I'm going to marry your mother, and we're all going to move to California.
06:11Can I have my olives, please?
06:12Oh, my God.
06:16Didn't you guys hear what I said?
06:18Where are the jumps for joy?
06:20The happy, hysterical squeals?
06:23He's going to propose to Mom.
06:24Again.
06:26Mom's going to say no.
06:27Again.
06:28So tune in tomorrow.
06:30Will Anne say yes?
06:31Or the giant aunt carry David off to the monastery?
06:36Now, at this time, guys, I have a whole new set of arguments.
06:40And isn't anybody going to congratulate me on my new job?
06:43David, it's terrific news.
06:45We're going to miss you.
06:46Mom's going to say no.
06:47Oh, no.
06:48Hey, look.
06:49Not if you guys are on my side.
06:52Look, you both know how much you mean to me.
06:54And, you know, I'd never try and take your father's place.
06:57And you know how I feel about your mother and everything.
07:00And the three of us, I think...
07:01Hey, Ben!
07:02We accept your proposal.
07:05We'd love to marry you.
07:06Oh, great.
07:08Great, great.
07:10And how do you feel about moving to California?
07:13You mean on the wild notion that Mom's going to say yes?
07:15No, she will say yes.
07:17And you guys are going to just love California, so we're all three united, right?
07:21Right.
07:22Gee, I don't know.
07:24I'm a senior.
07:25I miss the prom, graduation.
07:27And I'm a sophomore.
07:28If Julie's grades don't get any better, I'd be graduating with her.
07:34David, we weren't too happy when we moved from Logan's Port to Indianapolis.
07:38But we're used to it now.
07:40There's a lot of things I really like about Indianapolis.
07:42Chuck, Eddie, Peter, Michael.
07:45Look, Squirt, I've seen some of your dates, and you're the only girl I know who goes to
07:50a disaster film with a disaster.
07:52That's gross.
07:53Oh, stop.
07:53Guys, guys, the one thing you don't have to worry about in California is boys.
07:58Next to oranges, it's their leading crop.
08:00You're kidding.
08:02No, no, really.
08:03Boys are so plentiful that when you go to the beach, they give you a doggy bag to take
08:07one home.
08:09You know, I think I've seen those California boys on TV commercials.
08:13Tall, gorgeous, blonde surfers!
08:15I die.
08:16I don't know how to surf.
08:17Oh, hey, look.
08:18You can ski.
08:19You know, in California is the only place that you can ski and surf on the same day.
08:25Anything that Indianapolis has, California has, and more.
08:29Schools are great.
08:30Great schools.
08:31And if they have to bus you, they use Ferraris.
08:34And, uh...
08:38Believe me, they have sunshine all year round.
08:40They have Disneyland, movie stars, giant redwoods, taco stands, tennis courts.
08:48Earthquakes.
08:50Please, those are only to shake the oranges off the trees.
08:55Look, look, uh, you guys are gonna love it out there.
08:58Let me show you something.
08:59This is a picture of the house I've rented.
09:01Donald O'Connor used to live right next door.
09:04Donald who?
09:08It's a mansion.
09:10Look at that.
09:10Well, practically, yes.
09:11It's got an outdoor swimming pool, outdoor patio, outdoor barbecue, outdoor wet bar.
09:17The only time you have to go inside is to use the john.
09:22Do you mean we'd really have our very own swimming pool?
09:26Absolutely, and you will each have your own bedroom.
09:30What?
09:31You mean I don't have to listen to her snoring?
09:33And I don't have to listen to her nasal drift?
09:36California, here we come.
09:38Right back.
09:39Shh.
09:39It's Mom.
09:45Hi.
09:46Hi.
09:46Hi.
09:47Hi.
09:48Hi.
09:49How's it going?
09:50Good.
10:00You just broke a dozen eggs.
10:08Yeah, well, that's okay.
10:10Hey, uh, I'll make a giant omelet for dinner.
10:13I, uh, think you better make that a Spanish omelet.
10:15You also crushed three tomatoes.
10:17Four, including you.
10:19Oh.
10:23Oh, David.
10:24Oh, I'm so glad you're back.
10:26I've missed you so much.
10:27Oh, good.
10:29That'll make it much easier.
10:32Make what easier?
10:35I'll tell you in a second.
10:37It's played to the Ed Room Bay.
10:39Good gay, ugly, eh, the day?
10:42Uh, what's going on?
10:44Just wait right here.
10:45All right.
10:45Give me a second.
10:46Yeah.
10:47Yeah, come over here.
10:49Sit down, relax.
10:52Uh, David, if you're planning to seduce me,
10:55don't you think you ought to wait till you're over jet lag?
11:08I think that's beautiful.
11:10What's going on?
11:16Oh, David.
11:18What are you doing?
11:33Oh, my God.
11:35You're going to propose to me again.
11:38This is not our normal weekly proposal.
11:42This is the biggie, Ann.
11:44The whole enchilada.
11:47Our future lives together.
11:53Ann Romano, will you marry me?
11:55Oh, David.
11:56Shh, before you answer me,
11:58let me wind up the music box again.
12:00I think it's pooping out.
12:06Will you marry me?
12:08Oh, no, come on, this is serious.
12:10David, I can't take you seriously.
12:16Look, uh, this is Julie's room,
12:18and this is Barbara's room,
12:19and this is the huge master bedroom for us,
12:23perfect for chasing each other around the room
12:25to make going to bed an event.
12:30Hey, David, before we go to bed,
12:32do you want to tell me why you're talking about California?
12:34Because that's where I just got a great new job
12:37with the firm of Garrett, Cunningham, and Weber,
12:40soon to be Garrett, Cunningham, Weber, and Kane.
12:44Full partner.
12:45And would you please say yes quickly,
12:47because I have a trichney,
12:48and it's liable to go out at any moment.
12:56Oh, my God, you're moving to California.
12:59No, we're moving to California.
13:04David?
13:06Would I be too inquisitive
13:07if I asked for a few details?
13:09Well, Anne, you know the way
13:11I've always felt about my job here.
13:12I mean, it's okay, but it's a dead end.
13:16You know, out there, I'd be able to do
13:17what I really want to do.
13:18That's terrific, David.
13:19You know, a chance like this
13:20may never come along again.
13:22I mean, a full partner
13:23in one of the most prestigious law firms
13:27in Los Angeles.
13:29Anne, I'd be pleading landmark cases.
13:32And as you can see,
13:33I'm very good at pleading.
13:35David, it's all very exciting.
13:39Oh, my God.
13:42David, you're really asking me
13:44to marry you again.
13:45You know how I feel.
13:46Anne, I don't want to hear it.
13:47What?
13:49I don't want to get married.
13:50I'll give you another chance.
13:51Oh, David.
13:53Anne, I don't seem to be
13:54getting through to you.
13:56The only thing I seem to have accomplished
13:57is to get my knee back into joint.
13:59Look, I have to be out there
14:01in two weeks.
14:03Two weeks?
14:05That's 14 days.
14:06Yes, well, generally,
14:07two weeks works out
14:08to be about 14 minutes.
14:11Look, Anne, I know I'm throwing you
14:14a curve on very short notice,
14:15but it all happened very quickly.
14:18Two weeks?
14:20Of 14 days, yes.
14:23It isn't much,
14:24but I have to be in California by then.
14:28David, if you're going to be in California,
14:29that means you're not going to be here.
14:31That's very perceptive.
14:35You're leaving.
14:38Listen, why don't we just sit here
14:40like two rational, intelligent people
14:42and weigh the pros and cons, okay?
14:46I'm going to prove to you
14:47that we're right for each other.
14:48We'll do it just like they do
14:49in the Reader's Digest.
14:51We'll use the point system.
14:54Now, on a scale of one to ten,
14:56what do you think of me
14:57as a human being?
15:01Anne, you're not listening.
15:03Oh, I'm sorry.
15:04On a scale of one to ten,
15:05what do you think of me
15:06as a human being?
15:07As a human... nine.
15:10Not ten?
15:12Well, Adam and Eve rated ten,
15:14but since Original Sin,
15:16nobody scored higher than nine.
15:18I'll accept a nine.
15:20Now, how many points
15:22do I get as a lover?
15:25As a lover?
15:26Hmm, let's see.
15:297.5.
15:37Nine as a human being
15:38and only 7.5 as a lover?
15:42It means as a lover,
15:44I'm less than human.
15:48Well, I haven't had much
15:50to compare you with.
15:51Most women rate me
15:52a nine and three quarters.
15:55You've had too much.
15:57Which is why I rate you
15:59a ten.
16:11I would have given you
16:13an 11,
16:13but you know
16:14the Reader's Digest,
16:15it's an old established magazine,
16:17you know,
16:18they hate to change their ways.
16:19Yeah, well,
16:19I don't want to mess around
16:20with the establishment.
16:22Rolling right along?
16:24As a companion,
16:26I'm scintillating,
16:27witty,
16:28entertaining,
16:28and charming.
16:29Don't even bother answering
16:30how I give myself
16:31an automatic ten.
16:33This is some test.
16:35Ah, David,
16:36come on,
16:37you don't need
16:37to do all of that.
16:38I mean,
16:39you're the most wonderful man
16:40I know.
16:40Oh, wait a minute,
16:41let me get that down.
16:42Most wonderful man I know,
16:43that's another ten.
16:44David, please.
16:46It's silly.
16:47I mean,
16:47you're ten,
16:48ten, ten,
16:49all down the line,
16:50ten.
16:51And, David,
16:52we've gone through
16:52this so many times before.
16:54You know the problem.
16:56Yes,
16:56you're 35
16:57and I'm 28.
16:58No, it's not
16:59the age difference,
16:59David,
17:00it's me.
17:00I'm just beginning
17:01to discover myself
17:02as a human being,
17:03as an individual,
17:04to find out who I am.
17:04Ann, Ann,
17:04this won't be like
17:05your marriage to Ed was,
17:06really.
17:07I mean,
17:08I mean,
17:08he was the general,
17:09you were the troops.
17:10I have no interest
17:12in dominating you.
17:14With me,
17:15you'll be completely free.
17:16Hm.
17:18Wish I could believe that.
17:19Believe it.
17:20Oh, David,
17:21marriage changes a person.
17:23Oh, it wouldn't change me.
17:24You can believe that.
17:25Oh, how can I,
17:27how can I believe it?
17:28Because I said so,
17:29damn it.
17:30Now, let's stop
17:30talking about it.
17:35Love the way
17:35you're not dominating me.
17:38Yeah, uh,
17:39look, Ann,
17:40all I'm really trying
17:41to say is that,
17:42is that I,
17:43I don't want to,
17:44I don't want to
17:45jeopardize your independence.
17:46I promise.
17:48Look,
17:48anything that I might do
17:50that would diminish you
17:51as an individual
17:52would just be hurting me.
17:55Oh,
17:57David.
18:00That'd be fair.
18:04I need time to think.
18:06Uh, Ann,
18:07look,
18:07you have to think of us
18:08as a couple
18:09that has to get married
18:10right away
18:10because of a sudden pregnancy.
18:15Well, in this case,
18:16I'm the one
18:17who's pregnant.
18:21And the baby
18:22is due in Los Angeles
18:24in 14 days.
18:26David,
18:26I've already uprooted
18:27the girls' lives once.
18:29I mean,
18:29what am I supposed
18:29to say to them?
18:30Come on, girls,
18:31let's pack.
18:32Gypsies are on the road again.
18:33Oh, well, look.
18:33Oh, David,
18:34they like it here.
18:35They've adjusted to it.
18:36Their father is nearby.
18:37Hey,
18:37we can settle this right now.
18:39Let's ask them,
18:40find out how they really feel.
18:42Julie,
18:43Barbara,
18:44uh,
18:45we'd like to talk
18:45to you a minute.
18:46Hmm,
18:47you've probably told them
18:48that life out there
18:48is one giant beach party.
18:50Oh, come on, Ann,
18:50you know I wouldn't do that.
18:51I never even mentioned California.
18:54Oh, yeah,
18:55here we come.
18:56Guys back there.
18:58Uh,
18:59you might have mentioned
19:00Los Angeles in place.
19:05Girls,
19:06have you really,
19:07uh,
19:07given this any thought?
19:09Yeah.
19:10Well, I mean,
19:11about moving to California.
19:12California.
19:13Come on.
19:13I mean,
19:13it's California.
19:15Come on,
19:16it'd be so fantastic.
19:18Well,
19:18out there,
19:19I might actually get a chance
19:20to meet Elton John.
19:22Well,
19:22here he's just a picture
19:23on an album cover.
19:25Out there,
19:25he's,
19:26he's flesh.
19:33I swear,
19:34I swear,
19:34I never mention Elton John.
19:36That's right.
19:37He only talked about
19:38those gorgeous beach boys
19:39you could take home
19:40in doggy bags.
19:43Thanks a lot,
19:44David.
19:46Uh,
19:46look,
19:47um,
19:48school,
19:50senior year,
19:52graduation,
19:53prom,
19:54uh,
19:55your father.
19:57What about your best friend,
19:59Gloria?
19:59Oh,
19:59I hate her.
20:02Yesterday,
20:02she was your best friend.
20:04Yeah,
20:04but last night,
20:05she tried to make out
20:05with Roger in his car.
20:07I didn't like Roger.
20:08I love his car.
20:13And I have a feeling
20:15that in time,
20:17these girls will get over
20:18these deep relationships.
20:21Look,
20:22California will be great for them.
20:24The weather,
20:24fresh air,
20:25sunshine.
20:26And more lenient pot laws.
20:30I never said a word about that.
20:32Uh,
20:33that,
20:33that subject never entered
20:34the conversation on any level.
20:36It didn't.
20:37Julie told me about it.
20:38Oh,
20:39okay,
20:39why don't you put it on the news?
20:41Okay,
20:42witnesses are excused.
20:44The testimony is invalid
20:45on the basis of pre-trial publicity
20:47by their attorney.
20:49Mother.
20:50Mom,
20:51he proposed to us, too.
20:52We should get a chance to listen.
20:54Out.
20:54Mom.
20:55Tell her about Donald O'Connor
20:56and,
20:57and big boys and fools.
21:08Look,
21:09Ann,
21:09I just,
21:09I just wanted to get the girls on my side.
21:12You're fighting dirty.
21:13Well,
21:13sure I am,
21:14of course.
21:14Look,
21:14I never believe in letting integrity
21:16stand in the way
21:17when I really want something.
21:20Look,
21:21and that,
21:21that job out there
21:22is everything I've ever hoped for.
21:24An ancient Greek once said,
21:26I'm not Greek,
21:27I'm Italian.
21:27An ancient Italian,
21:28Italian once said,
21:30that happiness
21:32is the exercise
21:33of one's vital abilities
21:34in a life
21:35that affords them scope.
21:40Look,
21:42Ann,
21:42there is a life out there
21:44affording me scope.
21:46Oh,
21:47David,
21:48I'm happy for you,
21:49really,
21:50but,
21:51ah,
21:51my divorce
21:52isn't two years old yet.
21:53I,
21:53I have a job
21:54that's terrific.
21:56I mean,
21:56I'm enjoying a life now
21:58that's maybe a 40...
21:59Ann,
21:59I know,
22:00I know that if I'm happy,
22:01you'll be happy.
22:02Oh,
22:02I'm glad you found your life,
22:04David.
22:04I found our life.
22:06I don't know.
22:07You don't know?
22:08Do you love me?
22:09Do you know that much?
22:10Yes,
22:11I love you.
22:12You're welcome.
22:12Well,
22:13at least we agree on that point.
22:15Now,
22:15what the hell are you hesitating for?
22:17I'm not hesitating.
22:18Well,
22:18you don't call that hesitating?
22:20I'm hesitating.
22:22Ann,
22:22you did say you love me,
22:23right?
22:24Yes,
22:24I love you.
22:25Damn it,
22:25David,
22:25how many times do I have to tell you that?
22:27Ann,
22:27it is conceivable
22:28that someday you might marry me,
22:31right?
22:31Oh,
22:31I know about someday.
22:32But it is conceivable someday.
22:35Oh,
22:35that's too far away to think about.
22:36Anywhere you're gonna be in California?
22:38Uh-huh.
22:38Uh-huh,
22:39what?
22:40Uh-huh,
22:40what you're really saying is that if I weren't gonna be in California,
22:43you might marry me someday.
22:45I didn't say that.
22:46But that's what you meant.
22:48Ann,
22:49everything you've said here today convinces me
22:51that if I weren't gonna be in California,
22:53you'd marry me.
22:54But you are gonna be in California.
22:56But if I weren't gonna be in California,
22:57you'd marry me,
22:58right?
22:59Well...
23:00Well,
23:00then I'm not gonna be in California.
23:04What?
23:06I'm not taking the job.
23:08I'll...
23:09I'm staying here.
23:15David,
23:16you've just been telling me how much this job means to you.
23:22Happiness is the vitality of life's scope.
23:25Ann,
23:26I said I'm staying here.
23:30I said I'm staying here.
23:31There is...
23:31There is no life without you.
23:42Damn you.
23:48I'll just...
23:49I'll just stay here.
23:54Which means we get married.
23:58Now we can...
23:59We can either get married here
24:00and then move to California.
24:03Or we can get married in California,
24:06you know,
24:06after we get there.
24:07Or we could get married
24:08someplace between here in California,
24:10like in Las Vegas,
24:11you know,
24:11taking a show afterwards,
24:13you know,
24:13Buddy Greco,
24:15Jackie Green.
24:25be sure to watch next week
24:27for the concluding episode
24:28of David's New Job.
24:48one day at a time,
24:49one day at a time,
24:49we've recorded live on tape
24:51for a studio audience.
24:52Not any day at a time?
24:59We can do it right here,
25:00any night at a very first class.
25:01That went through...
25:02Don'tCske is a job.
25:02It won't be done right here.
25:05I like it!
25:05That's going to be sorry.
25:06That's going to be right now,
25:06You don't need a time,
25:07but I'll do now.
25:08It doesn't cost you
25:08guitar prova games.
25:08The da clock win
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