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00:20Hey.
00:24You, um, you selling?
00:29I don't know what you're talking about.
00:31Okay, that's cool.
00:35I'm just saying, you know, if you were selling, that could maybe do with your team.
00:45You're kidding, right?
00:48Dude, I so smell bacon.
00:50What?
00:51What are you talking about?
00:53Oh, gee, I don't know.
00:54Uh, how about over there?
00:56That brown van?
00:59That's yours, right?
01:00What brown van?
01:02The part's all inconspicuous.
01:05It's a cop van.
01:07Yeah, another one right over there.
01:11Duke City flowers?
01:13Come on.
01:14Can't you at least be original?
01:16Dude, I just want to get high.
01:19A flower van.
01:21Uh, you know what you should do?
01:23It's a garbage truck.
01:25Seriously, and I don't mean to disrespect, but if you put a bunch of cops in the back of a
01:29garbage truck, there's no way I'm seriously thinking that there's cops in the back of a garbage truck.
01:35It's a freebie, yo.
01:36Just think about it.
01:38Think about it, boys.
01:41All right.
01:42I'm hitting it.
01:44Whoa.
01:45You dudes give up that easy?
01:47I'm not a cop.
01:50Then lift your shirt.
01:51Show me you're not wearing a wire.
01:55All right.
01:56You know what?
01:57Just to show you you're being an asshole.
02:00Ah, I'm blinded by white!
02:03Douchebag.
02:03Aw, come on.
02:04I was joking.
02:05Come on.
02:06Don't walk away angry.
02:07Sit down.
02:08Come on.
02:11I mean, what are you complaining about?
02:13You got abs, man.
02:15Kinda.
02:16Whatever, dude.
02:18I'm not even sure I want to buy anymore.
02:19I mean, I think you turned me off to the whole thing.
02:23Come on.
02:23Don't be like that.
02:25I just...
02:26I just need you to prove it, you know?
02:28Prove you're not a cop.
02:30How the hell am I supposed to do that?
02:33No.
02:36Hey, I got it.
02:37Go over there and punch that dude right in the face.
02:40Which dude?
02:42That dude?
02:43Yeah.
02:44No way.
02:44He'd kick my ass.
02:46True that.
02:49Ah!
02:49So hard, you know?
02:52Yeah.
02:55I know.
02:57It's simple.
02:59Uh...
02:59If you ask a cop if he's a cop, he's like obligated to tell you.
03:04It's in the Constitution.
03:06Constitution of America?
03:09Huh.
03:11So...
03:12So go ahead and ask.
03:13You a cop?
03:15No, no.
03:16Not like that.
03:16Ask it like official.
03:18Are you a police officer?
03:21No.
03:22I am not a police officer.
03:25Okay then.
03:26$175 for a team.
03:28Whoa.
03:29Price is a price, yo.
03:36Alright.
04:03There you go.
04:04Enjoy.
04:07Thanks, man.
04:15Albuquerque police!
04:16You're under arrest!
04:16Get on the ground!
04:18Get on your stomach!
04:19Now!
04:19On your stomach!
04:21Get on the ground!
04:21Get on the ground!
04:22Get on your stomach!
04:23Hold it right there!
04:24Don't move!
04:25Stay down.
04:47I had a good job until my boss accused me of stealing!
04:54I'd better call Saul!
04:59I was out partying, minding my own business.
05:03You are under arrest!
05:05I'd better call Saul!
05:08Hi.
05:08I'm Saul Goodman.
05:10Did you know that you have rights?
05:11The Constitution says you do.
05:13And so do I.
05:14I believe that until proven guilty,
05:16every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent.
05:19And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
05:22Better call Saul.
05:23Saul Goodman.
05:2330 law.
05:24505-164-C-A-L-L.
05:25That's 505-164-C-A-L-L.
05:28See how this went?
05:30I, uh, really need to get some furniture.
05:35I suggest you start with a bed.
05:40God, I wish we could smoke in here.
05:42Well, you can't.
05:44Yeah, no.
05:44I know.
05:46I'm just saying.
05:50Don't think I can smell that weed.
05:52You better seriously hope that airs out.
05:55My dad will keep your security deposit.
05:58He has a nose like a damn bloodhound.
06:02Yeah?
06:04Has he, um, ever caught you?
06:08Um, yeah.
06:10Many times.
06:14Well, listen, um, since I already lost my deposit and all, maybe we should light up.
06:26No thanks.
06:28You sure?
06:31Well, is it cool if I, um, burn one?
06:33Maybe you'll change your mind.
06:40Do what you want to do, I guess.
06:47Whoa.
06:48Hey.
06:49What'd I say?
06:51Nothing.
06:53I just have to go is all.
07:15What's this?
07:17My 18-month chip.
07:22I'm in recovery.
07:23And, you know, pot.
07:25It's like stepping stones.
07:31Recovery.
07:33That's, that's cool.
07:35Right on.
07:37Um, I respect that.
07:39You know, I don't really burn much anymore.
07:43It's just a sometime thing.
07:47But no more, like, in the house.
07:53So, um, you want to go grab some, some dinner?
07:57I could really go for some Chinese.
07:59No, I better hit it.
08:02We, um, we cool?
08:09You're sadly done, by the way.
08:15That screen's a bad ass.
08:31I just think it's asking a lot.
08:34He knows it.
08:36He's done nothing but apologize.
08:39Well, is this gonna be every weekend now?
08:41No, it's just the end of the quarter.
08:43You remember how that was.
08:44But I am earning double time.
08:46So, there's a bright side.
08:49So, when the laziest boy in the world wakes up,
08:52tell him he better wash those sneakers.
08:54And I said bye.
08:55Ooh, and tell him to let them air dry this time.
08:58I don't want him banging the hell out of my dryer.
09:01What?
09:04What, you don't even get casual Saturday?
09:06I mean...
09:08No, I just, you...
09:09You look nice, is all.
09:12It's work, Walt.
09:13Everybody's gonna be there.
09:15Okay.
09:16Okay.
09:16Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight?
09:19Okay.
09:21Bye.
09:22Bye.
09:34Hi, you've reached Walt, Skyler, and Walter Jr.
09:38Please leave a message and we'll get back to you.
09:40Skyler?
09:41Are you there?
09:42I...
09:43don't know what to do.
09:45I...
09:46I need to talk to you.
09:48I...
09:48I'm...
09:49Hey, Marie.
09:50It's me.
09:51What's up?
09:59Yesterday I got home and found him.
10:02He didn't even tell me he was coming.
10:05A man was killed?
10:06A federale.
10:08Right in front of him.
10:09Three agents wounded.
10:11One lost his leg.
10:13It's like...
10:14It's like...
10:14What you hear about him.
10:16A rock.
10:16Or something.
10:17The IEDs.
10:19Oh, Jesus.
10:20I had to hear about it from Steve Gomez.
10:23Hank talked to his ASAC for about an hour.
10:26Hank could win an Oscar.
10:27He's so damn breezy with the man.
10:29He hangs up the phone.
10:30Goes right back to bed.
10:32And all he keeps saying is...
10:34I'm fine.
10:35I'm fine.
10:37Leave me alone.
10:45I'm fine.
11:02Baby down now.
11:05It's...
11:06It's me, Hank.
11:07Sorry.
11:12Hey, buddy.
11:13What's...
11:14What's up?
11:18Um...
11:18I just...
11:20Do you mind if I...
11:28So, um...
11:31How are you doing?
11:33Ah, you know.
11:35Lousy.
11:37Montezuma's revenge.
11:38Big time.
11:39I mean, everything's going through me like, uh...
11:41Crap threw a tin horn.
11:44Better not get too close.
11:46Well...
11:47I'll take my chances.
11:57I guess you...
11:58You heard about what happened down in Juarez?
12:03Terrible.
12:05What do you expect?
12:06Freaking animals.
12:08It's like Apocalypse Now down there.
12:10It's like...
12:11Colonel Kurtz holed up in his jungle.
12:15And my sack in El Paso sends me home.
12:19Now that's a...
12:20A sound leadership decision right there, huh?
12:23I mean...
12:23You know, you don't...
12:24You don't put your second most senior man...
12:27On the trail of those motherless bastards.
12:29You send them home.
12:30You know.
12:32I was...
12:33You know, he's out getting an evidence bag...
12:35And so...
12:36Ends up without a scratch on him.
12:37So...
12:37Must be something wrong with that picture.
12:39You know?
12:43So are you...
12:44Home for good?
12:47Uh...
12:47No.
12:48No.
12:49It's...
12:50Fine, but you're...
12:52To be determined.
12:56You think you might wanna...
12:58Talk it through with somebody?
13:00What?
13:01Shrink?
13:01No, no, no, no.
13:03I can't go down that road.
13:04Start going down that road.
13:05Kiss your career goodbye.
13:07Or Marie.
13:09Or me.
13:11If...
13:11If you like.
13:19You know, uh...
13:21I don't...
13:21I don't know how to say this.
13:22I, uh...
13:24I, uh...
13:25You know, the things I deal with...
13:29You and me...
13:30Don't have much of, uh...
13:32What you might call an experiential overlap.
13:44What if I told you we do?
13:54I have spent my whole life...
13:57Scared.
14:01Frightened.
14:02Of things that could happen.
14:04Might happen.
14:05Might not happen.
14:0750 years.
14:08I spent like that.
14:12Finding myself awake at 3 in the morning.
14:19But you know what?
14:22Ever since my diagnosis...
14:26I sleep just fine.
14:34Okay.
14:36I came to realize...
14:39It's that fear that's the worst of it.
14:42That's the real enemy.
14:47So...
14:51Get up.
14:52Get out in the real world.
14:55And you kick that bastard as hard as you can...
14:58Right in the teeth.
15:14Do it again.
15:16Go on.
15:2510,000 even.
15:26Same as last time.
15:27It's like totally accurate.
15:29You and I...
15:30We are gonna feed this machine.
15:31I want it running 24 hours a day.
15:32On my own.
15:41Not yours, I take it?
15:45You got 10...
15:4820...
15:5030...
15:5244...
15:545 each.
15:583 pounds.
15:59Should be 48 each.
16:02Who's short?
16:03Okay.
16:03Don't freak.
16:05All right?
16:05We didn't get ripped off.
16:06But Badger hasn't kicked in his full amounts.
16:08I know he's planning on pulling an O-9 or so.
16:10He's probably still in the sack.
16:12Then wake him up.
16:14And sleep after we're paid.
16:16Why you gotta be such a hard-on?
16:19You're not his pal.
16:20You're his boss.
16:22This only works when they're scared of you.
16:24Remember?
16:25Jack off.
16:30It's going straight to voicemail.
16:34Voicemail?
16:35Huh.
16:36Just chill, okay?
16:38Count your money.
16:45Come on.
16:46Come on.
16:46You see Badger?
16:49Yo, don't you cover for him, bitch.
16:51I ask you a straight-up question.
16:53I expect a straight-up answer.
17:10Well?
17:15They were too scared to tell me.
17:19Badger got busted.
17:21He's in jail.
17:40Yeah.
17:59I'm fucking...
18:01Oh, too slow.
18:04What's up?
18:04Got more lives than a damn cat.
18:06Now if I can only learn to lick myself.
18:09What's up, guys?
18:10Good to see you, good to see you, good to see you, good to see you.
18:13All right.
18:14Let's all go back to work, for Christ's sake, okay?
18:17My office, man.
18:18Let's see what you bozos been up to lately.
18:43You okay?
18:45Hanging in?
18:46What's it look like?
18:49Is this from APD?
18:51Been checking in with them,
18:52see if they come across that famous blue meth of yours.
18:55Sure enough, last night.
18:57Got themselves an honest-to-God dealer.
18:59I was thinking of cruising over and saying hello.
19:04Maybe you'd like to go with me.
19:07All right.
19:09You told me to my face you weren't a cop, man.
19:13I feel manipulated.
19:15I thought we were gonna hang out.
19:17We are hanging out, Badger.
19:18You like Badger or Brandon?
19:21I like people who don't, like, abuse the Constitution.
19:26Badger, listen.
19:28Hey.
19:30I'm trying to help you here, man.
19:34Now, if you just tell me who your supplier is,
19:37I think this can end very well for you.
19:41What are you doing, Detective?
19:42What are you doing talking to my client without me present?
19:44You sneaky Pete.
19:47Which is which?
19:49What, did the Academy hire you right out of the womb?
19:51You guys get younger every...
19:53What did you say to Babyface, huh?
19:55How did you say anything stupid?
19:56By anything stupid, I mean anything at all.
19:59I-I...
19:59Look at you.
20:00Mouth open.
20:00Vocal cords to Twitter.
20:02We'll talk about it later.
20:03Right now, you out.
20:04Ten minutes ago.
20:05Go on.
20:06There are laws, Detective.
20:08Have your kindergarten teacher read them to you, right?
20:10Go grab a juice box.
20:11Have a nap.
20:12Go on.
20:17All right.
20:19Who do we have?
20:22Brandon Mayhew.
20:23Brandon Mayhew.
20:25All right.
20:27Brandon Mayhew.
20:32Ah, here we go.
20:33Public masturbation.
20:34What?
20:35I don't get it.
20:36What's the kick?
20:36Why don't you do it at home like the rest of us
20:38with a big flat screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view,
20:42in a Starbucks.
20:43That's nice.
20:45That ain't me, man.
20:46I-I was the guy who was selling meth.
20:50Allegedly.
20:53Okay.
20:53All right.
20:53I got you.
20:54Meth.
20:54Right.
20:55I'm sorry.
20:55That was a little transpositional error.
20:57Nothing a little whiteout can't take care of.
21:00Yeah.
21:01And, uh, felony quantity.
21:03Just barely.
21:04Yeah.
21:05Just barely.
21:06The cops around here are like butchers.
21:07Always got their thumbs on the scales, you know?
21:09But good luck arguing that in court.
21:12Let me get down to brass tacks.
21:14I'm going to get you a second phone call, okay?
21:16You're going to call your mommy or your daddy
21:18or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader,
21:21and they're going to deliver me a check for $4,650.
21:24I'm going to write that down on the back of my business card, okay?
21:27Four, six, five, zero, okay?
21:30And I need that cashier's check or a money order.
21:33It doesn't matter.
21:34Actually, uh, I want it in a money order.
21:37And, uh, make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates.
21:40That's my loan out.
21:41It's, uh, totally legit.
21:42It's done just for tax purposes.
21:44And after that, we can discuss Visa or MasterCard,
21:48but definitely not American Express.
21:50So don't even ask, all right?
21:51Any questions?
21:55Uh, you're going to get me off, right?
21:58Uh, what do I look like?
21:59Your high school girlfriend, five fingers, no waiting?
22:03That's a joke, Brandon.
22:04Lighten up.
22:08Son, I promise you this.
22:10I will give you the best criminal defense
22:13that money can buy.
22:17Yeah, but Francesca, I took these already.
22:19Didn't I take these already?
22:21Okay, look, it's on your head.
22:23You're not supposed to double up on vitamin A.
22:24It's bad for the liver.
22:28Okay, who's next?
22:30Did him.
22:31I did him.
22:33Well, that one went public defender.
22:34Thanks for nothing.
22:35Hey, what happened to my masturbator, Francesca?
22:37You got me all turned around.
22:39Hang on.
22:39I'll get back to you.
22:42Gentlemen, I sense you're discussing my client.
22:44Anything you care to share with me?
22:45Sure, your commercials?
22:47They suck ass.
22:49She better act in an epileptic whorehouse.
22:51Is that, like, the one your mom works at?
22:53Is she still offering the two-for-one discount?
22:56D-E-A, huh?
22:58For a street bust.
22:59Now, what would two feds want with that little twerp?
23:17Sooner or later, this is going to happen.
23:19If you want your exponential growth, guys are going to get busted.
23:23Simple as that.
23:23So how about we get him a real attorney?
23:26I mean, what the hell is this?
23:27This is who he hires?
23:29What?
23:29Are you kidding me?
23:31This is the guy you want.
23:33This is the guy I'd hire.
23:35Oh, that's the guy you'd hire.
23:37Look, you remember Emilio?
23:39Okay, this dude got Emilio off, like, twice.
23:42Okay?
23:42Both times, they had him dead to rights, yo.
23:45And then, poof.
23:47Dudes like Houdini.
23:48Seriously, when the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer.
23:52All right?
23:52You want a criminal lawyer.
23:56Know what I'm saying?
23:59But we're in good shape, Mr. White.
24:02Badger's way too loyal to Roll.
24:04Plus, he's scared shitless of me.
24:06All right?
24:06We pay for large cost of business.
24:09Take it out of his payroll.
24:11And it's only his first dealing rap, so worst case scenario, you know, they plead him out.
24:15He does five months picking up litter in an orange jumpsuit.
24:20So who goes inside?
24:22I don't need them seeing my face.
24:24Well, I don't need them seeing my face.
24:27Why not?
24:28You look like his typical clientele.
24:31Dick.
24:32Fine.
24:34We'll flip for it.
24:35Mm-hmm.
24:36Call it.
24:38Peds.
24:53Mayhew.
24:54Mr. Mayhew.
25:10Nice of you to come down.
25:14Please.
25:15Oh, look at you.
25:17Should I call the FBI and tell them I found D.B. Cooper?
25:21Joking.
25:22I...
25:23Please.
25:24Come on.
25:24Come on.
25:26Please.
25:27Hello.
25:29Saul Goodman.
25:30Please sit.
25:34So it's a shame that we have to meet under these circumstances.
25:43I believe you have something for me.
25:47Oh, yes.
25:52Mayhew.
25:53Is that Irish or English?
25:55Irish.
25:56Faith in Begora.
25:57A fellow potato eater.
26:00My real name's McGill.
26:02Yeah.
26:02The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys.
26:04They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak.
26:09I digress.
26:10Uh, good things are happening.
26:12Fact is, your nephew is gonna get out in no time.
26:16That's wonderful.
26:18There's still a few details to be ironed out, but now that the DEA is involved, I think he's
26:23looking at time served and probation.
26:26So, leave your number with Francesca and, uh, we'll be in touch.
26:30Excuse me, the DEA?
26:31Yeah, that's the Drug Enforcement Administration, the feds.
26:38I hope that I'm not the breaker of bad news, but your nephew got mixed up with some pretty
26:43nasty customers.
26:45I understand that, but what does that have to do with the DEA?
26:48They're after some mystery man, some heavy hitter that goes by the name Heisenberg.
26:52They want this guy like the axe wants the turkey.
26:55Seems young Brandon may have some information that could lead to his arrest.
26:59Jesus, cheer up.
27:01Now, this is good news.
27:02I mean, Brandon fell headfirst into the doo-doo pile and came up smelling like Paco Rabarro.
27:07Look, look, look, I just, I think, I just think that we should review our options.
27:16Options?
27:18I'm gonna tell you what your options are, okay?
27:20And you got a grand total of two.
27:22Option A, Brandon takes the deal.
27:24Option B, Brandon goes up to the penitentiary and gets his rectum resized about yay big.
27:29Look, look, look, what about reprisals?
27:33I mean, if Badger, if Brandon informs on this Heisenberg, I mean, what if, God forbid, that they decide to
27:44take revenge?
27:48What have you been telling him?
27:49The kid keeps spouting off about, if I talk, they'll kill me, blah, blah, blah.
27:54You know, right now, he's the only thing holding up this deal.
27:57Good.
27:58No, that's not good.
27:59That's terrible.
28:00Trust me, sir, your nephew won't last in prison two weeks, right?
28:04You let him take his chances on the outside.
28:06Maybe I can work in some witness protection.
28:09No, look, look, these are vicious, desperate people.
28:14I've been told that one of them killed another man by crushing his head with an ATM machine.
28:22People love to take credit for the fun ones.
28:25The guy who got his head smushed used to be a client of mine.
28:29His wife killed him, all right?
28:30It was open and shut.
28:31Trust me, you folks have nothing to worry about, okay?
28:34I'm going to set your nephew straight, get him singing like a canary, all's right with the world.
28:42$10,000.
28:58$10,000.
29:00Cash.
29:00To you.
29:03I'm not saying to throw the case, just no talking to the DEA.
29:12Are you saying what I think you're saying?
29:15Yes.
29:17What's it going to be?
29:22What, dude want to take a bribe?
29:24That dude in there, Saul Goodman we're talking about.
29:28Morally outraged, he said, threatened to call the police.
29:31Wait, and Badger's going to spill?
29:33Like the Exxon Valdez.
29:37So what do we do about it?
29:50Hey, Francesca, how about I follow you home?
29:52No.
29:53For safety.
29:55What?
29:58God, you are killing me with that booty.
30:01Hmm.
30:13Walk.
30:14Walk to the guy, huh?
30:16Come on, just tell me what you want.
30:18Hey.
30:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:23No, it wasn't me.
30:24It was Ignacio.
30:25He's the one.
30:26Oh, no.
30:27Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
30:29Hey, siempre soy amigo.
30:31Siempre.
30:32Siempre soy amigo del cartel.
30:34Shut up.
30:35I just speak English.
30:38Lalo didn't send you?
30:39No, Lalo?
30:41Who?
30:41Oh, thank God.
30:43Oh, Christ.
30:44Oh.
30:45I thought...
30:48What can I do for you, gentlemen?
30:50Anything.
30:51Just tell me what you need.
30:53This afternoon, an associate of ours offered you $10,000.
30:57You should have taken it.
30:59Wait a minute.
31:00This is in regards to what's his name?
31:02Badger.
31:03Brandon Mayhew.
31:05The uncle.
31:06The uncle.
31:06That was your guy?
31:08No offense, guys, but I don't take bribes from strangers.
31:11Better safe than sorry.
31:13That's my motto.
31:14But I'll take your money, sure.
31:16Nah, that offer's expired, yo.
31:18It was kind of low anyways.
31:20But okay, okay, I'll take it.
31:23Just tell me what you need, all right?
31:25I'm easy.
31:26I'm gonna keep a happy thought and assume this is just a negotiating tactic.
31:29All right.
31:31Listen to me very carefully.
31:32You're going to give Badger Mayhew the best legal representation ever.
31:38But no deals with the DEA.
31:40All right?
31:41Badger will not identify anyone to anybody.
31:44If he does, you're dead.
31:48Why don't you just kill Badger?
31:54I mean, follow me, guys, but mosquitoes buzzing around you, bite you on the ass.
31:58You don't go gunning for the mosquitoes' attorney.
32:01You go grab a fly swatter, so to speak.
32:05I mean, all due respect, do I have to spell this out for you?
32:08We're not killing Badger, yo.
32:10Then you got real problems, okay?
32:12Because the DEA is going to come down on your boy like a proverbial ton of bricks.
32:16I mean, I don't think I'm going out on a limb here, but hey, he's not going to like prison.
32:20He's going to sing like Celine Dion, regardless of what you do to me.
32:30Mr. Mayhew?
32:35Recognize your cough.
32:36Take that mask off, you know?
32:37Get some air.
32:39Go on.
32:47Take it easy.
32:49Breathe in.
32:50Breathe out.
32:52Try it.
32:52I'm going to stand up, all right?
32:54Because I got bad knees.
32:56That's better.
32:59Okay, now listen.
33:00The three of us are going to work this out.
33:03Yeah?
33:03How?
33:05First things first, you're going to put a dollar in my pocket, both of these.
33:10You want attorney-client privilege, don't you?
33:12So that everything you say is strictly between us.
33:17I mean it.
33:18Put a dollar in my pocket.
33:19Come on, make it official.
33:21Come on, do it.
33:24That's it.
33:25Come on.
33:26Just a dollar.
33:28What?
33:31All right, now you, ski bum.
33:33Come on.
33:33Give with a dollar.
33:36Go on.
33:36Be smart.
33:37What?
33:42All I got's a five.
33:43I'll take a five.
33:44Come on, already.
33:45Come on.
33:46Be cool.
33:50Okay, you're now both officially represented by Saul Goodman and Associates.
33:54Your secrets are safe with me under threat of disbarment.
33:58All right?
33:59Take the ski mask off.
34:00I feel like I'm talking to the weather underground here.
34:05Just do it.
34:11Okay, so if a prison shanking is completely off the table and we're sure of that, no shanking.
34:21All right, all right.
34:24And the way I see it is somebody's going to prison.
34:32It's just a matter of who.
34:35All right.
34:37Lame-ass TV ads aside, your lawyer here, he cooked you up a pretty killer deal.
34:43Time served, no probation.
34:44Pretty slick.
34:45Couldn't believe the judge went for it.
34:48Don't get cocky.
34:49You ain't home free yet.
34:51You don't give us a name of your supply, you're going nowhere, you understand?
34:54Agent, the tough guy act is unnecessary.
34:57This young man is cooperating fully.
34:59Is that right?
35:00Yeah, you cooperating?
35:06Okay.
35:07Let's start with a name.
35:11He just goes by Heisenberg.
35:14Heisenberg, huh?
35:16How old is this Heisenberg?
35:18Old.
35:19Like 50 or 70 or something.
35:23Height?
35:23Average, I guess.
35:25Medium height, medium weight.
35:27What color hair?
35:28No hair.
35:29No hair.
35:30Dude's balder than you.
35:341963.
35:35James Edward Kilkelly is convicted of stealing a vending machine.
35:401975.
35:41Breaking and entering.
35:431982.
35:44Grand theft auto.
35:451984.
35:47Armed robbery.
35:481987.
35:491992.
35:50You get the idea.
35:51And here he is today.
35:52Better known as Jimmy In-N-Out.
35:54City, state, and federal.
35:56He's spent 44 of the last 58 years inside.
36:00Wow.
36:01Entire life behind bars.
36:04Jimmy provides a very special service.
36:06For a price, Jimmy will go to prison for you.
36:10On purpose?
36:11The guy goes to prison on purpose.
36:15He's actually more comfortable inside.
36:17The outside world hasn't been too kind to him.
36:21Sometime during the Clinton administration,
36:24Jimmy figured out how he could use his talents to turn a profit.
36:33So, when does all this happen?
36:36It's already happening.
36:37The buy is set for tomorrow.
36:39Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out, everybody's happy,
36:42and all it's going to cost you is $80,000 and one pound of your finest meth.
36:51$80,000 for eight years of his life.
36:55First of all, he's not going to do eight years.
36:57I'm going to represent him,
36:59and I guarantee there's going to be some unexpected problems
37:01with the prosecution's case.
37:03Secondly, he gets $30,000.
37:05$50,000 goes to me.
37:06You get $50,000 for what?
37:08For facilitating.
37:09Who's taking a bigger risk?
37:11He likes prison.
37:12You did bring the cash, didn't you?
37:14Look, if this option is too expensive, uh...
37:18You can still always, uh...
37:19Badger in the chow line.
37:22Badger in the chow line.
37:57All right, there's our boy.
38:01Right on time.
38:20Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:20Go back.
38:21Watch.
38:21All right, all right.
38:22All right.
38:23All right.
38:24All right.
38:25All right.
38:26All right.
38:37So, what do you think?
38:38They see us?
38:39Uh, no, man.
38:41I think we're good.
38:47Badger looks like he's going to throw up.
38:50Give me those back.
38:52Just give them to me.
38:54No.
38:56Where the hell is Jimmy?
38:58He should have been here 10 minutes ago.
39:00You think Jimmy's actually for real?
39:02The guy who wants to be in prison?
39:05There's more than one kind of prison.
39:08What the hell is that supposed to mean?
39:10There he is.
39:11Wait a minute.
39:12Oh, no, no.
39:14No, no, no, no.
39:15Let me see.
39:17Who the hell is that?
39:19Oh, no.
39:24Mr. Heisenberg, I presume.
39:27Time to move.
39:29Let me see the exchange.
39:34No.
39:35No.
39:35Oh, shit.
39:37What?
39:39Now he shows.
39:44Okay, let's do this.
39:50No.
39:51No.
39:52Oh, my God.
39:52Jimmy's on the wrong bench.
39:53Crap.
39:55We're screwed.
39:57Oh, what are you doing?
39:58Hey, what are you doing?
40:05I don't get it.
40:06What's the holdup?
40:17Where's the stuff, man?
40:19Where are we going?
40:19Just shut up.
40:27Get out.
40:27Go stop him.
40:28The DEA is right there.
40:30They see me.
40:30We're screwed.
40:31Get out.
40:31I'll do something.
40:33Let you go.
40:47Hank, I thought that was you.
40:50Oh, hey, Steve.
40:51How are you?
40:51Whoa, whoa.
40:52I'm out of the time.
40:53How are you doing?
40:53Are you feeling okay?
40:54Schrader, I'm blocked.
40:56We're working.
40:57Okay, so you got to get out of here.
40:59Schrader.
40:59Oh, you mean like DEA working?
41:02Schrader.
41:02Something going down?
41:06Wrong guy.
41:07Wrong guy.
41:07Other bench.
41:15Walt.
41:16Walt.
41:17Walt, move your ass now.
41:19Okay, all right.
41:19Listen, I'll just go and leave you alone.
41:21Should I back up?
41:24All right, forward is better.
41:26I'll be out of the way there.
41:27Okay, okay.
41:28I'm sorry, all right?
41:29I'm sorry.
41:31I'll leave you alone.
41:31We'll talk later.
41:32Just go.
41:34Where'd he go?
41:35Where the hell did he go?
41:39Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
41:41Got him.
41:49Looks like it's going down.
41:51Take him.
41:59Go, freeze!
42:00Hey, right there.
42:01Don't move.
42:02Keep the heads there.
42:03Let's go.
42:04All right, please.
42:05Come on, get him up.
42:06Go.
42:08Go.
42:09Go.
42:16Jesus.
42:17I think about it.
42:25Absolutely.
42:26Textbook bust, sir.
42:28Yes, sir.
42:29Looks like we got a full pound of the blue stuff.
42:32Oh, and Heisenberg's real name?
42:35James Kilkelly.
42:39Thank you very much.
42:40It was my pleasure.
43:09Hey.
43:11You run home, so I let the delivery guys in.
43:14I hope that's okay.
43:16Yeah, no, absolutely.
43:27So you bought a bed?
43:30Yeah.
43:32What is that, a king?
43:35Uh-huh.
43:36You're low-top.
44:14Oh, my God.
44:16You really are a chemistry teacher.
44:21Uh, you mind?
44:28I was terrible at chemistry.
44:31I'm, uh, more of a humanities guy.
44:33How did you find me?
44:35We should talk about that.
44:37It should be much, much harder
44:39for people to track you down.
44:41My P.I. charged me for three hours,
44:43so I seriously doubt it took him more than one.
44:49So this is what?
44:51Blackmail?
44:52Walter, I'm your lawyer.
44:54Anything you say to me is totally privileged.
44:58It's...
44:59I'm not in the shakedown racket.
45:01I'm a lawyer.
45:03Even drug dealers need lawyers, right?
45:04Especially drug dealers.
45:08So what?
45:08You're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart?
45:11Oh.
45:12Come on.
45:13Have you seen my hourly rate?
45:16Oh, by the way, where do you keep the money?
45:19Is it in your mattress?
45:20Is it in a jelly jar buried in the side yard?
45:23Huh?
45:24You know, this kid Mayhew may be the first of your guys to get picked up, but he won't be
45:28the last.
45:28And if I can find you, how far behind can the cops be?
45:31I don't understand.
45:33What exactly are you offering to do for me?
45:38What did Tom Hagen do for Vito Corleone?
45:41I have no Vito Corleone.
45:45No shit.
45:46Right now, you're Fredo.
45:48But, you know, with some sound advice and the proper introductions, who knows?
45:52I'll tell you one thing, you've got the right product.
45:54Anything that gets the DEA's panties and this big a bunch, you're on to something special.
45:59And I would like to be a small and silent part of it.
46:06Food for thought, yeah?
46:12So, if you want to make more money and keep the money that you make, better call Saul.
47:04So, if you want to make more money and keep the money that you make, better call Saul.
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