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00:01I'm a little person, and we always find a way to make it work.
00:06What's dwarfism?
00:08What do you mean, what's dwarfism?
00:09Dwarfism is a... gosh.
00:12A skeletal dysplasia that people are born with.
00:15Dwarfism is like me.
00:18Let's get this party started!
00:20I'm John, and I'm bringing all my single friends to Palm Springs.
00:24This whole group met at the Little People of America convention,
00:27which is an annual convention for people with dwarfism.
00:31We live in an average-sized world.
00:34We're having, like, a party party.
00:36Is this lady just staring at us?
00:38Yeah, she fully is.
00:40So this vacation is our chance to live without judgment.
00:44Jimmy!
00:46Here, we're all the same, and it's finally a chance to feel normal.
00:50We have Stephanie.
00:53She's friends with the entire Little community.
00:55Everyone knows Steph.
00:56She's single, and I would love for her to find the man of her dream.
01:00Love.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:04Sammy is the life of the party.
01:06Oh.
01:07He's a wild card.
01:08Put the wiener in my mouth!
01:09Hey!
01:12JJ is a guy's girl.
01:14Go, JJ.
01:14Go, JJ.
01:15Go, JJ.
01:17I mean, I just farted in front of her the other day, and she didn't mind.
01:19I really gotta poop.
01:21Sorry, I just farted.
01:22I really gotta poop.
01:24What?
01:24She's a ten.
01:26She's a ten.
01:26She's a ten.
01:26Hey.
01:27Krista, she's like a Disney princess.
01:29They look like an angel.
01:30Look, Dixie, uh, tooth fairy.
01:32The tooth fairy.
01:34Such a cute, innocent woman.
01:36Well, innocent to a point.
01:38You need to step up.
01:40If you're not honest with her, I will be honest with her.
01:43She has skeletons in her closet.
01:45Everyone does.
01:46I'm starting to get a little crush on somebody.
01:50Oh.
01:51Ooh.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Who is it?
01:54How do you think we're gonna keep this thing a secret?
01:57I just wanna set some ground rules.
01:59Everyone has fun.
02:00No one gets hurt.
02:00I've never been with a little person ever.
02:02You're the first for everything, right?
02:03I know.
02:03There's a first for everything.
02:05I honestly have a compassion.
02:06I haven't even told Sammy Stafford, Krista.
02:09Oh.
02:10I know my friends will be upset that I wasn't honest with them.
02:13I mean, if someone's lying, we all deserve to know the truth.
02:18I don't give a .
02:19I care about a ten year friendship.
02:22Stop playing games.
02:23It's not fair.
02:25And it's not okay.
02:36I can't read your mind.
02:40There's only one thing.
02:43I hope you can help me.
02:45Oh, my gosh.
02:50Oh.
02:57That's cool.
02:58I'll grab that later.
03:00I'm John Ferguson.
03:01My friends call me Fergie or Ferg.
03:03I'm 28 years old from Toronto, Canada.
03:06Oh, you can already see the pool.
03:08I have the most common type of dwarfism, achondroplasia.
03:11I got small limbs, regular-sized torso like all of you, a massive ass.
03:17And for some reason, we have this odd-looking hand, but I mean, I kind of like it.
03:22I can play with myself in not a weird way.
03:26Oh, what the ?
03:28That's actually sketchy.
03:30.
03:33If the police come right when I arrive, that'll be a bit annoying.
03:38This place is sick.
03:41Yes.
03:43Is that a hot tub, too?
03:45All right, we got a kitchen.
03:46Might need a couple stools.
03:48That's no worries.
03:50I'm the only little person in my entire family.
03:54And growing up was quite a challenge because I was always made fun of for how I look.
03:58When I was created, they decided, let's not only make this guy short,
04:03but let's also give him the challenge that I...
04:05Exactly.
04:06Let's also give...
04:07Sorry.
04:07So if you haven't already noticed, I have a stutter,
04:10which means everybody just wanted to make fun of me because I was an easy target.
04:14I had to quickly realize that I'm little.
04:17I make people laugh.
04:19Why am I not using that to my advantage?
04:21I decided to make a quick video.
04:25And then I made a few more videos, and then that all blew up,
04:29and then I never looked back.
04:30It turned into a career for me.
04:32If you can't change it, embrace it.
04:34Oh, this one's sick.
04:38I didn't see the pink sheets.
04:39Screw it.
04:40It's kind of my vibe.
04:42My role in this friend group is I'd say I'm the glue.
04:45I just love to bring everybody together,
04:47and all my friends come from average height families.
04:50So we make it a point to get together, escape the average size world,
04:54and just let loose, have fun, and kind of just feel normal for once.
05:02Oh, yeah.
05:03Thank you so much.
05:05All good?
05:06All good.
05:10I might have over-packed a little bit.
05:12Hello?
05:14No way!
05:15Bergie!
05:19My name is Stephanie.
05:21I'm from Charlotte, North Carolina, and I'm in marketing for a scaffolding company.
05:26This place is so cool.
05:27Yeah, we have tequila, but we'll wait.
05:29Love tequila.
05:30I know.
05:31And maybe Little, but I have a big attitude, a big personality.
05:34Oh, and a big ass, too.
05:36Sorry, Dad.
05:37Oh, my God, you can play chess.
05:39They're almost as big as us.
05:40I know.
05:41Oh, my God, we could.
05:42We need the chess pieces.
05:43We could.
05:44When it comes to Stephanie, she's kind of been like my older sister.
05:48You did good, John.
05:49I just realized you haven't even selected what room you want.
05:52Whoever ends up in this room, you can't have this room
05:55and not get laid.
05:56It's an obligation.
05:57What?
05:57I didn't select it because it's so big and I fell back because of this.
06:01Oh, yeah.
06:02There's no boy staying in here.
06:04And we can go swimming.
06:05You can do laps.
06:06I can do laps in here.
06:08You know, I was in a long-term relationship, and I got out of it two years ago.
06:11I would like to be married with, you know, either a baby or a thought of a baby.
06:16Not so distant in the future.
06:18But as I get older, the dating pool gets smaller, especially if I see myself ending up with another
06:24little person.
06:25Oh, my God.
06:26I know.
06:27I think we have to get in this thing.
06:28Oh, okay.
06:29This is even before the tequila.
06:31Um, I might go get a lifeguard if you are going to go in here.
06:35Growing up with average high parents, obviously, there's things that, like, my parents will never
06:39understand.
06:40And that's why these friendships and this vacation is so important.
06:44Oh, Sammy's here.
06:48Hi.
06:51Wow.
06:52This place is crazy.
06:55Hello.
06:56Oh, my gosh.
06:57What is up?
06:58How have you been?
07:00Good.
07:00How are you?
07:01Good to see you.
07:01Good to see you.
07:03Oh, my.
07:04Just to leave those out there?
07:05Yeah.
07:05I saw your clothes out there, so I'm like, okay, let's leave them.
07:08Oh, my gosh.
07:09This house is insane.
07:11I'm Sammy.
07:12I'm 26 years old.
07:13I'm from Sacramento, California.
07:14I'm four foot six, but my personality makes me feel like I'm seven foot tall.
07:21I switched to tequila.
07:23Let's get cranked.
07:26I'm the life of the party.
07:28Oh, a little bar.
07:29Yeah.
07:30A little party.
07:32Being the only little person in small town I grew up in built me into the person I am today.
07:39My family included me in everything.
07:41But my mom was the more protective one.
07:45She got me a pinky ring on the inside of it.
07:47Says, don't do dumb .
07:49Love, Mom.
07:51Where's John?
07:52I don't know, actually.
07:55This is the room I would have wanted.
07:56Well, maybe you can stay here.
07:59Oh, come on.
07:59Oh, nice little bell you have there.
08:01Look at this tub, though.
08:02It's insane.
08:03Ah!
08:05John, I'm the worst.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:07First of all, hi.
08:08Hi.
08:09I have to go pee, and you almost made me pee my pants.
08:12Good to see you, brother.
08:13I've been friends with Steph for 13 years.
08:15A few years after that, I met Sammy, and that's when the three amigos began.
08:19You're wearing jeans to Palm Springs?
08:23Yeah.
08:23You probably have swamp ass.
08:24It's called swag.
08:26Everybody thinks him and I are brothers, and even twins.
08:28I don't think I look like you whatsoever.
08:30I don't have that fluffy alfalfa hair.
08:34At least I have a straight hairline.
08:35I am proud of my hairline.
08:38I love it.
08:39It goes all the way back.
08:40You could land the moon on that.
08:42While you land the moon, no.
08:44I know what you were trying to say.
08:46Don't let me do that.
08:47At least I have a brain cell.
08:50Shut up.
08:51Oh, my gosh.
08:52Are you able to have fun after the accident?
08:55Yeah, I can have some fun.
08:56About seven months ago, everything in my life completely changed.
09:00I got in a life-threatening accident.
09:03I crashed an ATV without a helmet on.
09:06I had a brain bleed, and I was in the hospital for three weeks.
09:10I had brain surgery, and now I have a metal plate in my head.
09:14This trip means even more now, and I am so grateful to be here.
09:19Your boy is back.
09:21I kind of look like a viking, but he's back.
09:23New man, Sammy 2.0 is coming around.
09:26I'm not going to pass up on any opportunity to have fun,
09:29especially with my best friends.
09:31I'm ready to live life to the fullest.
09:33This is my room. It's sick.
09:35All right.
09:36This room's pretty cool. That bed is cool.
09:38I call dibs.
09:39This is actually so sweet.
09:40Yeah.
09:41Who else is coming?
09:42Jordana and Krista.
09:44So we're out number pretty much.
09:46Yeah.
09:48It's so pretty here.
09:50It's gorgeous.
09:52I love all the palm trees.
09:54I used to live here.
09:55You used to live here?
09:56Mm-hmm.
09:56I didn't know that.
09:57Yeah.
09:58It's crazy to be back.
09:59I haven't seen Stephanie in a long time.
10:02I saw her just a couple months ago, but...
10:04Yeah.
10:04For the LPA.
10:05Yeah.
10:06I met a lot of really nice guys.
10:08Yeah?
10:09Yeah.
10:09Do you talk to anybody?
10:11Every once in a while, here and there, you know?
10:15Bro, we have so many seats.
10:17There's three places to sleep up there, too.
10:19I think whoever has sex, they should be outside so that no one has to hear inside.
10:23That's a good rule.
10:24Doesn't it get cold here at night?
10:26Cold at night here?
10:27I don't think yours can get any smaller, so that's fine.
10:30Buddy, people think just because we are small, they think everything's small.
10:34They don't call me tripod for nothing.
10:39How are we gonna get on these, though?
10:42These seem a little...
10:42I don't know, but I want those for my house.
10:44Is there anything we should have on here?
10:46This is safe.
10:47Is that the rule board?
10:48I'm gonna say no judgment.
10:52We've all grown up together, really, have been there through so many different phases of our lives,
10:56and I'm a little worried that this wonderful friendship dynamic that we have going on might change
11:04because Sammy and I are keeping a little bit of a secret from John.
11:09I don't really know how to cook.
11:11This is why the men should stay on the kitchen.
11:13Well, I don't know.
11:14Sounds about sexist.
11:14I'll make a couple meals for us.
11:16I don't trust her cooking.
11:17He cooked for me before.
11:18I wasn't back.
11:19When have you cooked for her?
11:22Um, when was that?
11:24That's a great question.
11:26I went and visited her in Houston.
11:28That was it.
11:29It was like a golf trip.
11:31Yeah.
11:32Sammy came out to play golf with me while I was visiting my parents in Texas,
11:36and one thing went to another, and we hooked up.
11:44You had to fly to Houston to play golf.
11:47This whole thing with Sammy and I has been going on for around a year.
11:51I don't know if I'm the best golf instructor.
11:55Before Sammy's accident, it was just a fun, drunk, stupid make-out.
12:01Sammy's accident really made me realize that my feelings for him are pretty strong.
12:06I think this vacation could be a great opportunity to see if there could be something more between me and
12:10Sammy.
12:11Did you bring your clubs?
12:13Yeah.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Where are yours at?
12:14All in my room.
12:15I'm flustered right now.
12:16You visited her in Houston.
12:18Yeah.
12:20It's not cool.
12:21I thought we were the three amigos.
12:23That's our thing.
12:23And if I know Steph and Sam hung out alone, it's weird.
12:27It's strange.
12:28You're, like, interrogating us.
12:30I'm curious.
12:30I didn't know you went to Houston.
12:35We've been the three amigos for so long and have been there for each other through so many things in
12:43life.
12:43I really don't want this to ruin that.
12:51I promise you I'm of age.
12:53Will someone give me a tease?
12:55What, like a huge one?
12:56Yeah.
12:57Don't break that.
12:58We live in an average-sized world, so you're gonna have to climb.
13:01Yes.
13:03I like where we're at right now, and I'd like to stay that way, but you're not gonna get mad
13:06at me for flirting with other people at the house.
13:10I mean, it's kind of up if you do it right in front of me.
13:12Well, I'll try not to do it right in front of you.
13:26Oh, my God.
13:26I can't wait to get in a bucket, ain't I?
13:30My name is Jordana, or you can call me JJ.
13:34Do you need help?
13:35Yeah.
13:36Got you.
13:37Thanks.
13:37I am just a wild, crazy, sexy, independent tomboy.
13:43Hi!
13:44Hey!
13:45Great to see you.
13:46How are you?
13:47This is all your luggage.
13:48I brought my whole closet.
13:50I am the only little person in my family.
13:52I didn't understand that I was a little person until I was about six years old.
13:57When I saw another little person for the first time, I went, okay, I'm different.
14:07And then I went, all right, moving on.
14:09I have been dancing since I was three years old.
14:11I was on Broadway.
14:12I did the Radio City Christmas Spectacular for 13 years.
14:15I've been on tour with Miley Cyrus.
14:19That was freaking amazing.
14:22And now I am a part of a dance group called Micro Maidens.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:27This is so nice.
14:28Oh, my God.
14:28Look at the bowl.
14:29Yeah.
14:30I honestly didn't even notice that when I walked in.
14:33Hi!
14:34Oh, my God.
14:36I've not remembered anymore.
14:37It wasn't so long.
14:39I met Steph when I was 17 at LPA, the Little People of America convention.
14:43We both made out with two different guys in the same room.
14:47She was my partner in crime.
14:49Hello.
14:50Good, how are you?
14:51Hi.
14:52Oh, my God.
14:52You look gorgeous.
14:54So do you.
14:55My name is Krista.
14:56I just turned 30 years old, and I live in Detroit, Michigan.
15:00The type of dwarfism I have, the abbreviation for it is acro, but all of my friends have achondroplasia.
15:08So my type of dwarfism has different characteristics.
15:12We have smaller, boxier hands, same as our feet, and we have bigger booties, which people seem to love.
15:22So I thought it would be funny to put rules on the board, so...
15:25You know what?
15:26I'm not surprised you put that rule up there because I feel like you do the most craziest things.
15:30Yeah.
15:30That would warrant judgment, but I guess...
15:34You guys can select your room as well.
15:36When Steph told me about the vacation and it was going to be in Palm Springs, I was a little
15:41hesitant because I lived here before and I was in a toxic relationship.
15:45So I'm hoping on this vacation that I'll be able to make better memories.
15:51This is cute!
15:53I'm so freaking excited!
15:55Let's do it!
15:56Yeah, let's unpack.
16:01Oh my God, this bag is huge, but I still don't feel like I packed enough.
16:05You guys want to swim?
16:07Yeah, let's get into our suit.
16:09Krista, what color are you wearing?
16:11Orange!
16:12I'm wearing black.
16:15I'm making another round.
16:17Tequila!
16:19Let's do it!
16:20We got shot!
16:21Cheers!
16:22Cheers!
16:23Hey, let's have a party.
16:25Yeah!
16:25Let's have a party.
16:27Let's go!
16:27It means the world to me that I get to spend a good amount of time with other little people
16:32because I didn't grow up around the little people community.
16:35So I want my friends to show me a new perspective on the world, especially when the world looks at
16:42us like we're so different.
16:44Let's go!
16:50Swimming to me as a dwarf is so much more challenging because we have small fins, whatever this would be
16:57on a shark.
17:00How's my butt?
17:01It looks so good.
17:03I feel like it's like sucking.
17:04Oh, yeah.
17:05My ass eats all the bathing suits.
17:06Mine, too.
17:07Like buns out.
17:09Worf butts just like eat it.
17:11Yeah.
17:12I'm not gonna lie.
17:14Your butt is amazing.
17:18I'm actually jealous of your butt.
17:21It's insane.
17:23Oh, wow.
17:24It's nice.
17:24Yeah, it's really nice.
17:25It's so nice.
17:27It's so warm.
17:29I have a question for y'all.
17:31Okay, so because you all like grew up going to the LPAs and everything.
17:35And I didn't.
17:36One thing that makes our experience unique as a little person is the Little People of America conventions.
17:43We make lifelong friendships, meet romantic partners.
17:47It is so much more than just a yearly conference.
17:50So, like, people have told me that, like, it's such a close-knit community that y'all have already, like,
17:57dated and...
17:59Yeah, I want to see everyone's hooked up with everyone.
18:01Yeah.
18:01Really?
18:02So, like, you guys, you don't judge each other, obviously, but do you judge the women that you've been with?
18:08No.
18:09No, no, no.
18:09I've never been with a little person ever in my life.
18:12Oh.
18:12Really?
18:12Yeah, never, not even with that.
18:14Climb that tree.
18:14There's a first for everything, right?
18:15I know, there's a first for everything.
18:16Not that I wouldn't.
18:17I just didn't grow up around little people.
18:20Everyone always asks me, like, would you date, like, you know, a tall guy?
18:23And I'm like, I've only ever dated tall guys.
18:25We all hung out with Karista for the first time last year during the LPA, the annual convention for little
18:30people.
18:31When I first laid eyes on her, I was like...
18:35When she's looking at me, she just leaves me speechless.
18:37Like, that sparkle in her eye is insane.
18:40And I'm like, hello, gorgeous.
18:43I think you need to find a small man then.
18:47I think that it would be nice to find someone like me.
18:51I've heard I'm a pretty good kisser. What about you?
18:54I've never had complaints.
18:55Okay.
18:56Neither have I, so...
18:58When I first met Sammy, I thought that he was so charming.
19:03I think Sammy is really sweet, and I'd go out with Sammy if he asked me.
19:07But he has to be a gentleman and ask me.
19:11So, John and Sammy, you guys have never been with an average height woman?
19:15No, I have.
19:15You have? Okay. How was that for you?
19:17I loved it.
19:19You loved it?
19:20I lost my virginity to an average height woman.
19:22I did lose my little person virginity, and I was like, whoa!
19:27After hooking up with those average heights, this is physically just so much easier.
19:32I've been small, tall, you name it, I've been there.
19:35You know, we're all the same height laying down.
19:38When you're hooking up with a little person, and you're also little, it's a bit more passionate.
19:43It's a bit more real.
19:44It's at least what I've found.
19:45Have y'all had sex in a pool before?
19:47When I was growing up, I would, like, hug the...
19:50The jet?
19:52The jet?
19:53Were you the jet?
19:54No, I didn't the jet.
19:56It just, it hits your area in an arousing manner.
20:01Oh, you know, I can't even judge, because, like, I've been guilty of doing that with the showerhead.
20:05Yeah, she does.
20:06I still do that with the showerhead.
20:07Like...
20:08You guys want to dry up and go inside, go to the liquor store?
20:12Yeah.
20:12Yeah, let's do it.
20:15I feel like this is, like, a blanket.
20:17It's really soft.
20:18Sammy.
20:19What?
20:19You want to talk over there?
20:20Yeah.
20:22Oh, God.
20:24You're making me nervous.
20:26Sammy's a flirt.
20:26He's always been a flirt.
20:28It was different, because we were best friends.
20:30And I can't help but notice that he's been flirting pretty hard with Krista.
20:33And I just want to set some crown rules.
20:35Everyone has fun.
20:36No one gets hurt.
20:37We're all adults, and we can have a great time.
20:43So, what's going on?
20:44I just want to spend some time with you.
20:46All right.
20:48How do you think we're gonna keep this thing a secret?
20:52Just what we've been doing?
20:53Mm-hmm.
20:56How do you think John would feel if he did know about it?
21:02Like, I don't know if it's gonna break up the three amigos.
21:05And I think he's smart enough to already see signs of what's going on.
21:11I mean, it would definitely be bad if John found out, but...
21:16It's still kind of fun to make out.
21:18It has its perks.
21:19I would hope so.
21:21But what's the goal?
21:23What are we gonna be doing?
21:24Like, what are we?
21:26What do you want us to be?
21:28That's the thing.
21:29I don't know.
21:29That's why I'm asking you.
21:30I don't know what I want to...
21:31I just...
21:33You think we're gonna figure it out before the end of this vacation?
21:36I would hope so.
21:38It's hard to give you answers.
21:40I don't know any answers.
21:42Why didn't you give him a real answer?
21:44Because I don't know what we are.
21:45We're still just figuring it out, but obviously the feelings are very strong.
21:49Like, we care about each other a lot.
21:51And Sammy's accident definitely changed him.
21:54I don't know that Sammy is ready to give me what I deserve out of a relationship.
22:00I like where we're at right now and I'd like to stay that way, but we can see where this
22:05takes us on this vacation.
22:08Steph's an amazing person, but I'm a little worried that she wants more from me than I'm able to give
22:12her.
22:13I think she is looking to settle down, find someone to marry.
22:17But the main thing for me, I've been given a second chance at life.
22:20Like, I want to make the absolute most of this vacation.
22:23I hope you're not going to get mad at me for flirting with other people at the house.
22:33Chris, are you okay with saving the sake for when we are on sushi date night?
22:37Please, yeah.
22:38Did he just ask me out on a date?
22:40Wait, I would just watch the picture.
22:42It sure sounds like it.
22:43It makes me want to barf.
22:56I like where we're at right now and I'd like to stay that way, but you're not going to get
22:59mad at me for flirting with other people at the house.
23:03I mean, it's kind of up if you do it right in front of me.
23:06Well, I'll try not to do it right in front of you.
23:08It's just we're all together in the house.
23:11So it's like, what am I supposed to do? Wait till you go to your room and be mysterious about
23:15it?
23:16No, just maybe not be so obvious about it.
23:19Yeah.
23:20It's not that you can't flirt with other people. It's just be respectful about it.
23:24Okay.
23:28I feel like Steph and I are on the same page, which is good.
23:30We're both free to do whatever we want.
23:33And we're going to have a good vacation because of that.
23:36Blow this popsicle sand.
23:42You guys, let's go to the liquor store.
23:44I get to jive and all your lives are in my hands.
23:49I've already closed this, so it's good.
23:50I want to sit in the middle back.
23:51Middle back?
23:51Middle back.
23:52All the way back?
23:52Yeah. Well, not all the way back.
23:54Oh, yeah.
23:54My fat butt's not going to fit.
23:56Like the middle seat?
23:56Yes.
23:57You got it.
23:58All right, we're going to the liquor store. I found one close.
24:00Of course you did.
24:03Okay, I'll be honest, guys.
24:05Yeah, this is harder than it looks.
24:07Please don't tell us that. Be confident.
24:10Oh, my God.
24:12You're going right, and then you're going left.
24:14In order to drive, I got a pedal extension.
24:17So you just screw it on the pedal,
24:18and it gets you a little bit more length.
24:20Do you need something under behind you?
24:22Oh, for sure I do, yeah.
24:24The extensions that were put on by the rental company
24:27aren't as long as the extensions I have at home.
24:30So this is going to be quite a hectic drive.
24:33Why didn't he? Oh, straight, straight, straight.
24:35Ow.
24:36I didn't .
24:37You're giving us whiplash.
24:39I'm sorry, guys.
24:39I can hardly reach the pedals.
24:41Oh, yeah, I have a nice spot.
24:43Oh, yeah, baby.
24:44Let's unload.
24:45Oh, sorry.
24:47Are you good?
24:49Oh, yeah.
24:49I'm such a gentleman.
24:50You're such a gentleman.
24:51You got it.
24:54Let's get in here.
24:55I promise you I'm of age.
24:57Will someone give me a T?
24:58What?
24:59Like a huge one?
25:00Yeah.
25:00No, don't break that.
25:01No, I want a big one.
25:03We live in an average-sized world,
25:05so we face a lot of challenges,
25:06and one of those challenges
25:07is not being able to reach something on the top shelf,
25:10so you're going to have to climb.
25:11The original?
25:14Half path.
25:15It's also quite hard to climb up
25:17on an average height toilet seat as well.
25:19I actually end up throwing my feet on the front of the seat.
25:22If my feet are just hanging there,
25:25it's uncomfortable when I crap or pee.
25:28Well, I don't pee when I'm sitting down.
25:30Sorry, that's a lot of information to take in.
25:33Yes, thank you.
25:35That was actually very impressive.
25:36That was impressive.
25:37Should we get any more, like, heart alcohol or...?
25:39Wait, I need to get Prosecco.
25:41You guys like sake?
25:42I love sake.
25:43I love sake.
25:44I feel like we would have a good time together
25:46if we both drink sake together.
25:49I don't think little people
25:50have the same alcohol tolerance as the average person.
25:53I mean, think about it.
25:54We have less blood.
25:55Thank you, sir.
25:57There's way more space to put the alcohol.
26:00It's also why we always get a boner,
26:01because there's not a lot of other places the blood can go.
26:05Don't say it like that.
26:07All right, buddy, let's see you.
26:08All right, you guys have a good one now.
26:10I think this will last us, like, three nights.
26:13Three nights?
26:14Maybe two nights.
26:15This is, like, two and a half hours.
26:24You guys want to have another drink?
26:26Yeah.
26:27Want to take a shot at Fireball?
26:28Yeah, I don't like Fireball, guys.
26:30I'm sorry.
26:30No, I'm not doing Fireball.
26:32Chris, are you okay with saving the sake for when we have...
26:36Mm-hmm. Sushi.
26:37A nice sushi date night?
26:38Please, yeah.
26:39Sure.
26:39Didn't you just ask me out on a date?
26:41Sounds like it.
26:42Sure sounds like it.
26:44Sammy is just very outgoing,
26:46and I'm very attracted to men like that.
26:49I just...
26:49I think that we might be a good match.
26:52I don't know.
26:53Krista, can I feed you a cherry?
26:54You can feed me one.
26:55Yeah, you can feed me one.
26:56I can feed you one?
26:57Yeah.
26:58I'm really excited to go out on my first date
27:01with an LP man.
27:03Ready?
27:07Oh, it's good.
27:08It is good?
27:09Mm-hmm.
27:10The one thing I asked Sammy of this trip
27:13was do not disrespect me,
27:15don't flirt in front of me,
27:16and now he's asked Krista out on a date
27:17right in front of me.
27:20I like it.
27:23He's actually starting to stress me off.
27:26Here's to wingmen and women.
27:28I do struggle with being in public
27:30without an average height person.
27:32I feel like everyone's staring at me.
27:35Like, I just, I feel judged.
27:36Like, I don't want to feel judged.
27:38I want to avoid that.
27:39All right.
27:40And if you like to go first...
27:45We should honestly get out of here soon
27:46because we have a reservation.
27:48Oh, gosh.
27:49Wait, are you ready already?
27:51Yeah.
27:52This will be fun.
27:55Wow.
27:56Look at you go.
27:59So, is anyone jacked on Steph?
28:01She just has to do her makeup.
28:02Are you ready, Steph?
28:03Yeah.
28:05Holy.
28:06Ready to go.
28:07I didn't know it was this type of, uh, evening.
28:10Yeah.
28:10Getting a bit nervous for what's about the condom.
28:13Me too.
28:14Are you feeling some type of way or what?
28:15Some type of way.
28:16Holy.
28:17What do you think you're going to get?
28:18I don't know. Do we even know where we're going?
28:19I didn't look at the menu, but it's called mole.
28:21So, I'm guessing...
28:22I don't want to...
28:24I'd really guess, but I'm guessing it's, like, named after guacamole,
28:27so it's going to be a Mexican restaurant.
28:28Oh, okay.
28:30Oh, here it is.
28:33I see what we're going to get served.
28:35Kids' quesadilla.
28:36Kids' quesadilla.
28:38If you're on a date and you get handed a kid's menu,
28:40it is not fun.
28:42I get mistaken for being a kid more often than you guys would think.
28:47And I'm like, man, I'm 26 years old.
28:50Can you give me the drink menu or something, please?
28:53Ready?
28:53Are we all ready?
28:54Let's go.
28:55Go to dinner.
28:59All right, guys. It's on the right.
29:00We have to cross here.
29:02Hi.
29:03Hey there, little people.
29:04You've never seen Five Tours.
29:06Nope.
29:09Here it is, guys.
29:11Mole.
29:11Mole!
29:12Some fun.
29:13Yay!
29:17I have your table ready.
29:20Oh, amazing.
29:22Why does this feel like a very little table?
29:26I don't talk about this a lot, but sometimes I do struggle with being in public without an average height
29:31person.
29:32I just kind of grew up with it in the back of my head that people were always judging me.
29:38My mom's number one comeback that she had taught me was, okay, well, I might be little in height, but
29:44you're little in mind.
29:48I can't snap because my fingers are too short, but you get the point.
29:54We are almost out of chips at the house, by the way.
29:57Are we really?
29:57We actually have to order groceries again. That'll be ridiculous.
30:00I feel like we have to order groceries, like, every day.
30:02Or just go to the grocery store.
30:03Go to the grocery store?
30:05Yeah, I'm down.
30:05Yeah.
30:05I've never really been grocery shopping.
30:08Wait, what?
30:09You've never been grocery shopping?
30:10No.
30:10You're 30 years old and you've never grocery stuff.
30:13Wait.
30:13I mean, my mom has pushed me in a shopping cart and everything, but, like, I've never actually gone into
30:18a grocery store myself to go grocery shopping.
30:21To buy something?
30:22Yeah, no.
30:22Are you ever hungry? Like...
30:24I just order...
30:25I don't eat. Yeah, what do you do?
30:26I just order it to my house.
30:31Girl, do you live under a rock? Like, what?
30:36That's weird.
30:38Is it a fear or a phobia?
30:39Like, is there a reason why you won't?
30:41It's the anxiety of it.
30:43It's the anxiety.
30:44I don't want to have to, like, ask...
30:44With other people?
30:46Yeah, I don't want to ask anyone for help.
30:48You know, my parents meant well for me.
30:51They were just trying to protect me.
30:53But I think that it definitely made me into an anxious person.
30:57And it's something that I have been working on and trying to get away from.
31:02I feel judged.
31:04Like, I don't want to feel judged.
31:05I want to avoid that.
31:10I think there are two ways to look at life as a little person.
31:16You can either treat it as it's something to be ashamed of.
31:20But I believe if you do it that way, you're letting those people in society win.
31:24You can also go out and live your life and be your hot self and, like, enjoy it as you
31:31should.
31:31Like, who cares what other people think?
31:34Would you go with all of us if we go?
31:36I mean, yeah.
31:37Of course.
31:38Can I do your support system for that, then?
31:43I will help you with anything.
31:46And I'm glad that we're doing this together.
31:49It feels like Sammy and Krista are already on their little date.
31:53It means a lot.
31:54It makes me want to barf.
31:59You lose your grocery shop virginity with us.
32:02Yes.
32:02I know.
32:03Here's to grocery shop virginity.
32:05Yes.
32:06Here's to wingmen and women.
32:08We're all going to be each other's wingmen.
32:10Yeah.
32:10That being said, what is your type of girl?
32:12What kind of girl is it?
32:13Like, what is your type of girlfriend?
32:16I would say if you're fun and you're spontaneous.
32:20Yeah.
32:20And you're able to handle my craziness.
32:24Hey, JJ, what's your type?
32:25Emotionally intelligent.
32:28Emotionally intelligent, all right.
32:29Really confident.
32:30Yeah.
32:31And is proud of what I do.
32:33Ah, I like that.
32:34Since I'm in the entertainment world and I do burlesque,
32:38finding love as a little woman, it's actually really challenging
32:42because right now I feel like it's a fetish and a bucket list.
32:47They don't actually get to see the real me and who I truly am.
32:51When people ask me who's been the best lover when it comes to, like,
32:55little men or average-sized men, has been a little person.
32:58So hot.
32:59Such a good kisser, too.
33:00Like, he looked like Minnie Van Diesel.
33:03I forgot his name.
33:05Wait, what's your type?
33:06I honestly don't have a type.
33:08I'm a personality guy.
33:09Yeah.
33:09Like, if you can handle my jokes and me being kind of ridiculous,
33:15I am but funny and also kind of a sweetheart,
33:17I want to look for a life partner that I'm going to laugh with
33:21until I'm 60 years old.
33:25Yeah, I love a goofball.
33:29I love a goofball.
33:36I'm really good at noticing when there's, like, tension,
33:39and I'm noticing with Steph and Sammy, there's something going on.
33:44Your room probably is the best smelling room right now.
33:46Well, my...
33:46Also, you smell good no matter what.
33:49Yeah.
33:52The vibe seems really weird right now between Steph and Sammy.
33:56What the hell is going on with these two?
33:58Crystal, want to try some of this?
34:00Yes.
34:00Quack with pomegranate?
34:01Mmm.
34:02Ooh.
34:03First time.
34:04I love pomegranate.
34:15Oh, my God.
34:16It pisses me off every time it happens.
34:18What's going on to us?
34:19What am I doing wrong?
34:20I get it.
34:21You tell...
34:21What do you think you're doing wrong?
34:23Why do you act like I don't respect you?
34:24You don't.
34:25Because you don't.
34:26Because I do.
34:28I hate this so much.
34:35You know what book I've been reading?
34:37What?
34:37The Subtle Art of Not Giving.
34:40That makes so much sense.
34:42Really?
34:43Yeah, it does.
34:44Yo, it is only 780.
34:47I know.
34:48Are you guys going out after this?
34:50I mean, do you have any recommendations or what?
34:53Oh, I love Red Barn.
34:54All right.
34:55They have a different DJ and it's really fun.
34:58Okay.
34:59Are we dancing?
35:01How are you all feeling?
35:02Woo!
35:03Let's go see it.
35:04Yeah.
35:05And play it by ear.
35:06I'm down.
35:06All right.
35:08Let's go.
35:10Bye-bye.
35:11All right.
35:11Let's go.
35:13All right.
35:14Directions.
35:14John, you got that?
35:15Yeah, I got you guys.
35:20It's a very Red Barn.
35:21Oh, yeah.
35:23Guys, drinks on me today.
35:24Oh, yeah.
35:28What's up?
35:29How are you?
35:30Oh, it's crowded.
35:31What's up?
35:31How are you?
35:32What's up?
35:32I need a drink.
35:33What's up?
35:34You're so pretty.
35:37How are you?
35:37How are you?
35:38Yeah, we don't know any of these people that are touching us at all.
35:42Really?
35:43Oh, you're gorgeous.
35:44Being a little person and being with a bunch of other LPs, everybody flocks to us.
35:50And I think it's because they've never seen that before.
35:53Cheers.
35:55Oh, my God.
35:58I got you.
35:58I got you.
35:59I got you.
36:00No.
36:00No.
36:03That was close.
36:13Oh, my God.
36:17I'm watching John get picked up and jiggled around.
36:20And I'm trying to hold in my anger because I don't want to start anything.
36:34and it's really freaking weird it pisses me off every time it happens
36:53i do get hit on a lot by average height guys when i go out it's to the point where
36:58i almost don't want
36:59to go out oh gosh poor me right i'm a lover boy but like i try to like
37:08it tries to be tough try to be tough but like i'm joking you're a lover boy wait wait you
37:12have
37:12instagram or anything i do yeah i'm gonna hit you up yeah i'm a skill now i'm single so why
37:20should i
37:20not be open to a cute guy that crosses my path right where are you from i'm from out here
37:28i'm
37:28from l.a but i moved out of here okay if sammy's gonna be a flirt who can play this
37:34game i'm gonna
37:35take the night back for myself where are you from i live here but i'm from washington state or dc
37:42okay
37:46what brings you guys out here we just wanted to like hang out with our friends so we're here
37:51for a vacation okay what's up boys how are you guys doing bro i love the club what's up brother
37:56sammy's out of his mind if he thinks he can get in the way of me meeting new cute guys
38:04clearly he cares more than he is letting on
38:13i'm still mad at you what the hell is going on with these two i don't like whatever this mood
38:32is
38:38why is it a right for sammy to flirt with krista in front of me but i'm not allowed to
38:41flirt with
38:41a random guy at a bar when he wasn't even standing there
38:49Steph and i i'm a little confused earlier i was having a great time now
38:54kind of i'd say stuff at the fan
39:00what's going on to us what am i doing wrong i get it do you tell what do you think
39:04you're doing
39:04wrong what will happen to us always being no matter what happens we're always going to be
39:09friends you literally said that what was my one rule to tell you the truth
39:17no that wasn't it actually what was it then clearly you don't know and that makes so much sense
39:25it was respect
39:30why do you act like i don't respect you it's not because you don't yes i do
39:38i'm saying it from my actual heart i hate this so much
39:47i care about our friendship more than anything else and i don't want to ruin that it's it's ruined
39:57it truly right now is
40:01when steph and i talked earlier today i feel like we agreed that we were going to keep it casual
40:06and see where things go i guess i must have been wrong like i don't know i'm i'm done i'm
40:12done sammy
40:13okay okay okay cool
40:19i don't give a
40:31this season on little singles here's to having a great freaking vacation
40:37oh my god
40:38ready
40:39oh
40:42it's stuck
40:44the prank wars are on bring it on bring it on
40:49it was so
40:54it scares the wick off what's everyone's favorite part about being short my butt
41:00we're all single and definitely ready to mingle and we want to get crazy
41:05i feel good turn it up up up yeah i feel like i just should have fun i really like
41:14sammy but
41:15i also like this new guy anthony i was just kind of wondering if you were interested in maybe like
41:19like on a proper date i've just never dated a little person before are you in love yes i think
41:25i am dating now is just like it's so hard
41:30you are a perfect person don't make me cry because you are so beautiful
41:39i honestly have a confession and i haven't even told sammy's death or christopher
41:44in the little people community relationships are very competitive and jealousy is a huge thing
41:50i do have feelings for you i really like you sammy if you're happy i'm happy oh my god
41:57why are stuff and sammy kissing you made out with stuff
42:04bro stop being a boy
42:06steph you and i had no strings attached i never asked you for a relationship i never asked you for
42:12you guys are just putting me in this weird love triangle that i don't i didn't put you in
42:17i'm just trying to protect your feelings i i don't want to protect my own feelings
42:21i simply don't give a to be honest i'm not even doing this but i do i do care okay
42:27you can all