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You may not have seven figures in the bank, but for one glorious cocktail, you can fake it till you make it. The Millionaire is rich, smooth, and just fancy enough to have you checking your stock portfolio and asking where the yacht is parked. Champagne taste, happy hour budget. 💰🍸
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00:01Millionaire. It's so good and that nutmeg is so...
00:10Let's do this. We're just gonna do it. Bottoms up. The drink. The millionaire edition. The
00:15millionaire edition. This is a this is an old old prohibition drink I think. Yep. Called the
00:22Millionaire. I remember I'm going against the notes already and I feel like we're gonna be using an
00:30egg and we've used an egg before. People get nervous though. We need to remind them that it's
00:34okay to use an egg. I hope we've never actually made this particular drink but it was probably
00:38some sort of sour like whiskey sour thing. Anyway LBF's gonna yell at me real soon. This is usually
00:45made with bourbon and but you want to know what because it's a millionaire. We're using a
00:50millionaire's whiskey that was recently gifted to us by friends. Oh. Wayne Gretzky. Oh. For those of
00:56you who don't know makes his own whiskey up there in Canada. What's his nickname? The great one I think.
01:03It's the greatest. We should uh we should we should create a um a cocktail. That is gonna when you
01:12casticulate with this. Give me the Wayne Gretzky whiskey. Oh my god. It's very very good. Anyway so
01:19we're gonna do uh. Am I ever gonna find out? Instead of bourbon we're doing uh two ounces of
01:25Wayne Gretzky whiskey. What's he call it? To the brim. What's he call it? Wayne Gretzky. Yeah. 99. That was
01:35his jersey number right? I don't know. I don't know. Of course. Come on.
01:39All the Boston people are gonna be really upset with us. I know. Because we don't know our hockey
01:44more. What would Ray Borg think? Oh good one. Uh and we go Grand
01:49Monnier. Uh we're gonna do um three quarter rounds of Grand
01:53Monnier which is a nice orange liqueur. Yeah you have to have this. We were gonna make
01:58a different drink but I have to tell you something very rare happened. We went to go
02:03make the drink and the black hole of booze which is what we call a liquor cabinet did not
02:09provide what we needed. We were out of something which was crazy. We'll do it next time. It's called
02:14Orjit. Half ounce of uh you can make your own. It's all an almond syrup. Okay I'm not
02:22uh of uh Grenadine. We're gonna do a half ounce of um lemon juice. This is what this is what
02:28uh fruit
02:29looks like in our house because we're always making garnishes. It's nice. Anyway we're gonna.
02:35Take that out of your way. Let me move. Did I elbow you almost? Kind of like in the face.
02:40What are you a
02:41hockey player? It was a mistake. I'm against the boards or something. It was an honest mistake. Okay. Um
02:47how much uh cool uh half an ounce again uh freshly squeezed lemon juice. Look at that.
02:57No one can see me. No one can see me. No one can see me. Spill it. Yeah. Um and
03:02then uh
03:06uh that is uh absent. Absinthe. I have my. Just give it a nice uh. We went absent. You can
03:12use if you
03:13want something more licorice-y you could use a pastis but we're gonna go with the uh absinthe.
03:21Now if you've noticed since our last video. I hear something? Um I have decided to step back from
03:30telling Danny Falcone what to do because clearly that did not sit well. Oh come on. With the maestro.
03:37Now the egg. Now the egg. So we're going to just use the egg white. What are you doing with
03:44the yolk?
03:45Well you could always eat it if you want. We're just going to um
03:52get the egg. Look at that. Just the just the white in there. Oh okay now on the table.
04:00That's why I put this handy dandy pad down. Can I have that napkin please under the Wayne Gretzky
04:05whiskey? Okay and now because of the egg white we're just gonna make it nice and frothy.
04:11We're gonna give it a dry shake first. Now what's a dry shake? No ice. No ice. Okay no ice.
04:17We just want to
04:17tune down that viscosity and get everything going. Oh my god he's so fancy. Viscosity. Spell it.
04:27Not a chance. I'm sweating. It's still hot. V-I-S-S-S-C-O-S-S-S-S-S
04:39-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S
04:39-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S
04:39-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S
04:41-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S
04:41-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-
05:04You're gonna love the end of this drink by the way.
05:06I am gonna love the end of it.
05:14Sometimes that happens.
05:17But don't panic and please, I know I've said this before but don't pound it on the corner of the
05:22table.
05:22Especially if it's a glass table.
05:24Yeah.
05:24But you can always...
05:27Oh, look at the color.
05:28Oh, it is a color of a million.
05:30It's pink.
05:31Wait till you see this color.
05:32Now, you want to dump that, get rid of that ice.
05:35We're chilling.
05:36I'm gonna dump it on my head.
05:37Okay.
05:38Here we go.
05:39Get ready for this.
05:40Look at that color.
05:42It's really nice.
05:44It's a very pretty drink.
05:45It's pretty.
05:46It reminds me of the pink lady.
05:46Someone's gonna say Pepto-Bismol, but you know what?
05:49Somebody was thinking of it.
05:50But, you know, it's good for you.
05:54Whoa, that's to the brim.
05:55I have a feeling I'm gonna be washing this.
06:00Look at that.
06:02Do you have any thing to put in it or nothing?
06:05I do.
06:06I don't want to get that on your tablecloth.
06:08It's fine.
06:08I gotta wash it anyway.
06:09And so, you know what this is?
06:11Oh, it's a hazelnut.
06:13No.
06:14It's a nutmeg.
06:15It's a nutmeg.
06:16And we're just gonna grate some nutmeg over the top.
06:18Oh, careful of your thumb.
06:19You don't want anything.
06:19Look at that.
06:21See?
06:21Give it a nice little touch.
06:23A minute.
06:24Oh, that's...
06:26See?
06:27Whoa!
06:27Did you see my handshake?
06:29Here.
06:30Whoa.
06:30Oh, God.
06:31Taste that.
06:31Okay.
06:32We're lacking a certain froth.
06:34Oh, we are?
06:35Yeah.
06:36I hope the egg's okay.
06:37We're gonna find out.
06:38Oh, boy!
06:39If LBF isn't on the air tomorrow...
06:42Oh, my God.
06:42Is it delicious?
06:43It's delicious.
06:44It tastes like breakfast.
06:48A millionaire.
06:51It's so good.
06:52And that nutmeg is so...
06:55I don't know.
06:56Perfect.
06:56Bright.
06:56Fresh.
06:57Excellent.
06:59That's a protein shake.
07:00Again, if there's an egg in it, then I call it a protein shake.
07:03So...
07:04The millionaire.
07:05Bottoms up.
07:05Bottoms up, LBF.
07:06Bottoms up.
07:08We'll do that.
07:10We're, uh...
07:10Oh, my God.
07:11You just took it from me.
07:14Listen...
07:16No...
07:17All the way down!
07:19Okay.
07:20I have a director's note.
07:22You want to know something?
07:23We don't grab our cocktail glasses like this.
07:26Oh, here you go, madam.
07:29Here's your...
07:30Here's your...
07:31Here's your...
07:31With my grubby paws all over the lip of your glass.
07:35There's a great line from the mother.
07:36Oh, I hit my knee again.
07:39There's a great line from the mom.
07:42In Arrested Development when somebody hands her a glass like that.
07:45And she says, if I wanted to taste...
07:47Well, she said something about, like, if I wanted to taste your thumb, I would have...
07:51I don't know...
07:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:53Anyway...
07:53We get the picture.
07:54Who's wasting time now?
07:55Oh, my God.
07:56Awww
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