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00:00My earring, yes.
00:01I didn't touch your ear.
00:02Oh, you're such a kid.
00:05He's hidden my earring.
00:07And he's spilled milk over rainbows.
00:10Oi, tack it in.
00:13And you know what?
00:14You're not coming to the summer party.
00:17Who's having a party?
00:18All of us.
00:20Now I'm going to write it, yeah, if you're lying.
00:22No, we're not.
00:23I tell you what, I ain't got the patience for them this morning.
00:26In the summer when we do...
00:27Right, you lot.
00:30Can you just tell me where they are?
00:31I haven't touched your earring.
00:33I'm really not going to hear you.
00:34I've been looking.
00:37Earrings.
00:38Next time, look before you accuse your brother.
00:41Right, darling, go and put that on, will you?
00:43There you go.
00:45Right, come on.
00:46Chop, chop, go and get ready.
00:47You're going to be late, isn't it?
00:49Oh!
00:54You didn't pull the hospital yet?
00:56I will later.
00:57I need to check on Chelsea.
00:58Yeah, but listen, I'll do that.
01:00No.
01:00You're always going to find a reason not to get this treatment.
01:03Yeah, but we agreed that you were going to give me more time.
01:05No, you said a day or two.
01:07No.
01:08You can't wait for Jordan's treatment.
01:09It's going to be months.
01:10You can't wait for him to get better.
01:11You've got to get better.
01:12It's not just Jordan, is it?
01:13It's Chelsea.
01:14It's Raymond.
01:15There's a salon.
01:16Every day that you don't go and get this treatment, you could die.
01:19Stop pushing me, Jack.
01:21This is me to decide when I'm ready.
01:23Not you.
01:24Me.
01:26Stop carrying on.
01:27Go on, let me.
01:28No, I said just stop, didn't I?
01:30Excuse me.
01:34I hate hospitals and getting prodded and poked about.
01:38Yeah, well, it's just the check-up, innit?
01:40It's not a big deal.
01:40Yeah, but Vinny's got that, like, adoption meeting with Sookie, so I'm going on my own.
01:45Well, I would offer, but kids work.
01:49What about that anomaly scan?
01:52I said I didn't want it.
01:54So you are just going to keep burying your head under the sand for everything?
01:57I just, I like things how they are, OK?
01:59We're happy.
02:00How long can you keep dodging scans?
02:04Or lying about how far along you are?
02:06We don't even, like, know, do we?
02:09What are you going to do?
02:11Come on.
02:11What, are you just going to wait until the baby pops out and it's as gormless as Harry?
02:16It's Vinny's.
02:17It's Vinny's.
02:19It's ours.
02:21You haven't bought him another toy, have you, Penny?
02:23No, please.
02:24I'm already tripping over everything from his birthday.
02:26Sorry, couldn't resist.
02:28He is a very lucky boy.
02:30Mum.
02:31Oh.
02:31What does chlamydia mean?
02:35Uncle Oscar's been shouting about it upstairs and sweating.
02:38What are you wearing?
02:40Oscar!
02:41Right.
02:41Why don't we get some breakfast there, you mate?
02:42Come on.
02:42No, but what is it?
02:44Chlamydia.
02:46It's, er...
02:48Er...
02:49Er...
02:50Er...
02:50Yeah.
02:51She's a friend of your Uncle Oscar's.
02:53She's a bad friend.
02:54Bad friend.
02:55Oh.
02:55Come on.
02:56Let's go.
02:57Why did you...
02:59Before you say anything, I didn't know who was listening.
03:01Okay?
03:02Absolute idiot.
03:04So what, you've got chlamydia, have you?
03:06No.
03:07Some bloke had a thing with ages ago.
03:08He's got it.
03:10If you're gonna be putting it about, you've at least got to be careful.
03:13Oh, this is gonna be a great story to tell Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
03:15Don't.
03:16Don't.
03:16God, please don't.
03:18As if they don't hate me enough.
03:20How can I tell them this?
03:21You tell them.
03:22Sometimes you've got to have hard conversations with the people that you care about.
03:26I don't even know if I've got it yet.
03:29They need to know.
03:30Alright?
03:31They need to tell them the truth.
03:32Because this is actually really serious.
03:34They'll never forgive me.
03:35Well, can you blame them?
03:36You broke two hearts in one go.
03:38Yeah, I have three actually.
03:40Get my own a good kick in.
03:41Well, don't make it any worse then.
03:43I just tell them the truth.
03:44And you know what?
03:45You should probably just go and do it now.
03:48Jeannie's gonna go ballistic with you unless you get all of this stuff shifted before she's
03:51back from the Wendy's.
03:52It'll be a distant memory, trust me.
03:55Yeah.
03:55Fat Elvis has done us a great deal.
03:57Yeah.
03:58How many more boxes are there?
03:59Too many.
04:00Right.
04:03You couldn't help us, could you?
04:05No, no, no, no.
04:05She's a sandwich short of a picnic.
04:07What's this?
04:08This is all over here.
04:09Only the doctor said to me that I can't lift anything heavy in case I keel over.
04:15Oh.
04:15Don't get too excited.
04:16It's probably a load of dodgy Bluetooth speakers and some sun cream that's out of date.
04:20Well, where's it all gonna go then?
04:23Oh, in our spare room.
04:25Oh.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Well, I tell you what, how about I carry the rest of these particularly and unusually
04:34heavy boxes in exchange for a place to stay?
04:38Because I'm sort of between dwellings at the moment, you know.
04:41I don't know if I can cope with another moment of hostile, real energy.
04:47Really?
04:49Actually, I'm a very clean and respectable housemate as well.
04:53And, you know, I get baked on and scrub.
04:57Come on, then.
04:59How much rent can you cough up?
05:04How much rent can you cough up?
05:13This better be good.
05:16Well, calm on out with it.
05:17I'm in the middle of something.
05:18Yeah, well, you ain't my first choice.
05:21Because if there was anyone else...
05:28It's Denise.
05:31She's got cancer.
05:33It's serious.
05:41Doctor came round again this morning.
05:43Said Jordan was doing really well with his physio.
05:46Yeah?
05:47You see?
05:48He's gonna be home before you know him.
05:51Spoke to Penny.
05:52Mm-hm.
05:53About everything, you know, just...
05:55Got some advice.
05:58So much to think about.
06:01Private sessions and...
06:03This chair.
06:06Where we're gonna live.
06:07How am I gonna take care of him?
06:09How am I gonna work?
06:16Yeah, Mum.
06:19You don't always have all the answers.
06:21You know?
06:22But we will get through it.
06:26What would I do without you, Mum?
06:29I'm going nowhere.
06:33Please.
06:34Look.
06:35They can't suspend you for one mistake, surely?
06:38They already have.
06:39Oh, Ian, I...
06:47Er...
06:47Chelsea, I'm...
06:49I'm so sorry about Jordan.
06:50I...
06:51I really am, but...
06:52The counsellor are investigating me.
06:55Yeah, well...
06:56I wasn't an empty threat.
06:58Hold on, what...
06:59You reported him.
07:01I had to sit there and hear that my son might never walk again, Kath.
07:06Chelsea, I am so sorry.
07:08I...
07:08I just...
07:09Didn't see him.
07:11But you know it was an accident.
07:13He could go to prison.
07:14Just leave it, Kath.
07:15She's got no idea what we're going through.
07:20She know you're it.
07:24So what do you want me to do to...
07:25Put pressure on her?
07:27She don't listen to me.
07:28She's not listening.
07:30If I keep pushing, she's just gonna shut me out.
07:32Letting her decide it obviously ain't working, is it?
07:34Look, maybe you could...
07:36You know, make her see.
07:38For Raymond.
07:40You know, if she moves quick and starts chemo, yeah.
07:46But if she doesn't have this treatment...
07:48She's a fire.
07:49She's... it's not good enough.
07:52This could kill her.
07:56Does Raymond not?
07:59He could lose her.
08:01Right? We all could.
08:03There's no time left.
08:10There you are.
08:11I thought it was a bit too late.
08:13Lift's broken.
08:14You're joking, not again.
08:16What are you doing here?
08:17Aren't you supposed to be at the adoption meeting?
08:20I'm coming with you instead.
08:21Let me do my bit.
08:22I wanna be there.
08:23I'll get the car.
08:25Suki will kill you.
08:28Yeah.
08:29But you and the baby are more important.
08:32You two are my future.
08:39Hey.
08:40Um...
08:41Do you eat iced tea?
08:42Yes, we do.
08:43Here, I'll take that.
08:46No.
08:47No, no, no, no, no.
08:48Did you set this up?
08:49No.
08:50Oscar, he texted to meet me.
08:52I'm not sticking around to watch you two all over here.
08:54You must be crazy.
08:55No, we're not together, Jasmine.
08:56He finished it.
08:57For good.
08:58This time.
08:59Can we talk?
09:00Please?
09:04Um...
09:04Listen.
09:05Jasmine.
09:05You.
09:06You.
09:07Setting up this cosy meet.
09:08Do you know what?
09:09Jasmine!
09:11The only reason I am here is to tell you to stop calling me.
09:14Stop texting me.
09:15Stop wasting oxygen near me.
09:17Do you know what?
09:17I never wanna see you ever again.
09:18Wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:19I need to tell you something, okay?
09:21Both of you.
09:21So, do you wanna sit down?
09:23No.
09:24Okay, fine.
09:24I guess we'll just do this standing up.
09:27Okay, uh, thing is...
09:29What?
09:31After you went to...
09:33Prison?
09:35And, uh, before me and you...
09:38You don't have to...
09:40Okay?
09:41In that time, you know...
09:42Guys, we have to understand this.
09:44I was very depressed, okay?
09:45I was drunk.
09:46I made very, very poor choices.
09:48Uh, you know, and then I met this guy.
09:51Well, sweet, sweet guy.
09:52You know, made his own candles.
09:54You know, big into mantras, uh, meditations,
09:56manifestations, and in other words,
09:59beginning with the letter M.
10:01I found out this morning...
10:05Um...
10:05That he has, uh...
10:10He has chlamydia.
10:12No.
10:14Which means I might.
10:16Which means maybe, maybe you guys might.
10:19Both of you.
10:20Oh!
10:22And I didn't know how else to tell you.
10:24Oh!
10:25Oh!
10:25And, yeah.
10:26Excuse me!
10:28I'm really sorry.
10:32Don't put hello me in mine.
10:34It's a viral recipe.
10:3620 million likes.
10:3820 million idiots chewing on a bit of rubber.
10:4020 million idiots chewing on a bit of rubber.
10:41Oh, hey!
10:43You feeling better?
10:44Uh, a bit.
10:45Yeah?
10:46Amy's spending a lunch with him.
10:47Um, yeah.
10:49She said he's had a nap,
10:49and now he's watching a film on tablet.
10:51Oh, see?
10:52I told you he'd be fine.
10:54And I've been talking to Yolandi.
10:56So Yolandi and Patrick want to give him their room
10:58when he comes home out of hospital.
11:00It's downstairs, big enough for the two of you,
11:01and he'll fit a wheelchair.
11:03Well, where are they going to stay?
11:04So they can have my room out bunky with Josh?
11:07I don't know what to say.
11:09We all just want what's best for him.
11:11Don't do without you, boy.
11:16Hold on.
11:17Hold on!
11:19What's this?
11:19What? Nothing.
11:21It's nothing.
11:22I didn't want to say anything,
11:24because it just didn't feel right.
11:27Did you two get engaged?
11:28Again?
11:30With what Chelsea's going through,
11:32you know, it's just more important things going on.
11:34Come on.
11:35I'm so happy for you.
11:38Oh, don't tell me you're sulking because I didn't tell you.
11:42No.
11:43No.
11:44Come here.
11:46I just can't believe you managed to keep it a secret.
11:49That's it.
11:50I can be discreet.
11:53That ring's been on a bit of a journey,
11:55but now it's found its way back to its rightful honour.
11:57Yeah.
12:00Oh, well, look, we can't celebrate sitting here eating sandwiches.
12:03We've got to do it properly.
12:04Yeah, Mum's right.
12:05You two deserve to celebrate.
12:06I'll come for a drink before I go back to the hospital.
12:08It gives us something to look forward to, doesn't it?
12:10Big wedding.
12:10Sharp suits.
12:11Yeah.
12:12We need something to focus on, something positive.
12:15Yeah.
12:15You see?
12:16This is how we do it.
12:17We stick together.
12:20So, drinks in the Vic later.
12:22Yeah?
12:22To celebrate.
12:23Right.
12:24Get out of my way.
12:25Transformation time.
12:26Yeah, that's right.
12:26You know you'll want to see it.
12:28Are you sure you can handle her?
12:29What, bride sealer?
12:30Hey, hey.
12:31I'm clacking on you lot to help me rein her in on the big day.
12:34Oh, wait.
12:35Nah.
12:36She's on your own, Dad.
12:38So, you're a few months away,
12:40but now might be a good time to start thinking about your birth plan.
12:43I can't believe how close we are.
12:47Your notes are flagging a couple of missed appointments.
12:51Your anomaly scan was supposed to be last month.
12:54What's her anomaly scan?
12:56We recommend it around the 20-week mark.
12:58It helps us detect several conditions and potential genetic issues.
13:03So, there's...
13:03I thought that was my choice.
13:05So, there's still time?
13:07I don't want the scan.
13:08I need it.
13:08I don't want the scan.
13:10I'd like to talk about the C-section.
13:13Okay.
13:20So, we're doing everything as a three now.
13:22It's, um...
13:23It's fine.
13:26We didn't all have to come here.
13:27But you think we were gonna wait for you to get your results back,
13:30knowing we might have it?
13:32Yeah.
13:36I'd start a hate campaign against myself if I could.
13:41I wish I never went near you.
13:43Guys, I suppose it's better to know now.
13:47Three birds with one stone situation.
13:50Sorry, is this funny to you?
13:53Funny?
13:54If you mean being somewhere between being hysterical and completely horrified,
13:59then yeah, it's hilarious, Jasmine.
14:01Oscar Branning?
14:02Yes, that's me.
14:03Thank you, I am me.
14:05Good luck.
14:07And you.
14:08As well, of course.
14:12Um...
14:15I really am sorry.
14:23Were you really that jealous?
14:26That you had to ruin things for me?
14:40Who let you in?
14:41Jack.
14:43And he told me I let me silver handle.
14:45What, you robbing a joint?
14:48Is that Raymond's bag?
14:50Yeah, that's why I'm here.
14:52I'm gonna pick him up from the after-school club
14:53and then he's coming home to stay with me.
14:56He told you?
14:58We didn't give him a lot of choice, did you?
15:00How dare he?
15:02How dare both of you?
15:04This ain't some sort of game.
15:06You can't just look the other way and hope that this disappears.
15:09Sorry, who are you to tell me what to do with my life?
15:13He's nine years old.
15:15And if you wanna know what it's like to watch your mum die in front of your eyes,
15:18ask Lexi, cos she...
15:19she knows all about it.
15:21Raymond ain't gonna lose me.
15:24And you're sure about that, are ya?
15:28My family need me here.
15:32So I know what it's like, you know, to keep going,
15:35to pretend you don't need help, you don't need anyone.
15:38You know, I've seen it and I've...
15:40I've been there.
15:42And sooner or later it catches up with ya.
15:45Yeah.
15:47I ain't refusing help.
15:50I just...
15:51need to be here.
15:52Right now.
15:54Home.
15:55With my family, like, carrying on.
15:58What about?
16:01What about when it's too late, hm?
16:04And the treatment don't work.
16:07And all you got left...
16:10is to say goodbye.
16:14You know what, Phil?
16:18I ain't listening to this.
16:22This is...
16:24This is...
16:24my life.
16:25Not anyone else's.
16:27So you can leave.
16:31Go on, get out!
16:41You knew.
16:42You knew how I felt about him.
16:43And you still went after him.
16:46Not everything's about you.
16:47Yeah?
16:48It's not that deep.
16:49You've always been the same.
16:51Tondra's golden boy.
16:53Top of the class.
16:53You took my bike!
16:54You sound pathetic.
16:56The first person who loves me.
16:59The real me.
17:00And you take him.
17:03You could have hurt anyone.
17:06I...
17:06I didn't know he has anything to do with you.
17:08And by the time I did...
17:11It was too late.
17:13Okay?
17:14And you've messed up.
17:14You've hurt people.
17:16Why is it okay for you and no one else?
17:20Oh!
17:22Oh, look.
17:23Thank you all for coming at such short-noteness.
17:26Oh, thanks for sorting this, dear.
17:27It means not.
17:28It's nice to have something to celebrate for a change, yeah?
17:30Yeah, and...
17:32Yolandi is on her way with a cake
17:34and she said that we can get started.
17:36So...
17:37Here we go.
17:40To the happy couple.
17:41Happy couple.
17:42Mr.
17:43And Mrs.
17:44Fox.
17:45Hey!
17:48All right, all right.
17:49I suppose you can't argue with that, Ken.
17:50It's got a certain ring to it.
17:51That doesn't, like, make us related, does it?
17:54I don't think so.
17:55Why?
17:56No reason.
18:00You know, it's times like these
18:02that you mean the world to me, Harry.
18:04Being by my side through the bad days.
18:07I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
18:09Right, come on.
18:09We're gonna get this party started all up!
18:11Yeah!
18:12Come on, come on!
18:14You got this, girl.
18:15Yeah!
18:15Oh, do you know what, Mum?
18:17You were right.
18:18This is what we needed.
18:21Woo!
18:22Yeah!
18:24I'm going out to my Howie.
18:26Yeah!
18:29Mr.
18:31Your eyes are full of hesitation.
18:36She'll make me wonder
18:39if you know what you're looking for.
18:42What?
18:43What she thinks she's bye now.
18:44What?
18:45Come on!
18:48That is my wife!
18:52I'm a sensation!
19:01I can't boogie, but I need a subtle song.
19:07I can't boogie, boogie, boogie.
19:15You good?
19:16Yeah, fine, yeah.
19:27Fancy a drink?
19:29I've got stuff to do.
19:31You're going back to mine? Gina's out.
19:33Is it all you want to do, have sex and ignore the important stuff?
19:36Oh, so I missed a scan.
19:38What's the big deal? I love this baby, okay?
19:41I don't care what a scan says.
19:42And I don't get a say.
19:44What's different for the dad?
19:45Oh, it's when you shut me out. Like...
19:48Like, I'm not even part of this.
19:49You get to walk away if things get hard.
19:51That's what you really think.
19:52You didn't think we should talk about it as a couple, as parents.
19:56No, it's my decision.
19:59Your decision?
20:01What, your... your baby?
20:03What, am I just a sperm donor?
20:04Well, we didn't exactly plan it, did we?
20:06So?
20:07I thought we were on the same page.
20:09Not just the baby, us.
20:11Yeah, we are.
20:12I just...
20:12So why does it feel like you're pushing me away?
20:16If I'm the only one who cares about us,
20:20then what were you even doing, then?
20:24But, Vinny, Vinny, it's not like that.
20:26Vinny, wait!
20:29Ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:39Everything okay?
20:41Of course.
20:42Why wouldn't it be?
20:43I'm gonna get off soon.
20:45Get back to Jordan, we'll leave Ricky with babysitting duties.
20:51What is up?
20:53Baby, don't hurt me.
20:55Don't hurt me.
20:57No more.
20:58Whoa!
20:59What are you doing?
21:00Trying to pull the...
21:05In fact, I've got a few words that I want to say, actually, yeah?
21:09Okay?
21:10Hush, hush, hush, hush.
21:11So, we are gathered here today to celebrate me and my husband-to-be, Howie.
21:23You know, it's not easy, you know, to take on a woman that is gorgeous and independent
21:29and successful.
21:30Well, when are we gonna meet her, then?
21:33Howie?
21:36Howie supports me, loves me, and reminds me every day just how special I am.
21:45How lucky I am.
21:49My Mr. Wright, my Prince Charming.
21:54And after all that we've been through recently, as a family, you've been my rock.
22:03It's been a hard year.
22:06And even though we're here celebrating, we are thinking of Jordan and sending him our
22:13love.
22:15And Chelsea, you may not know how you're gonna get through this, but you will.
22:20Because your mum is my big sister, Denise.
22:28Dee, you brought us together today.
22:31And you always know how to keep us going.
22:35How to fix us.
22:39You've done so much for all of us.
22:44And I don't know where I would be without you.
22:47I really don't.
22:51And if Harry wasn't in the picture, I don't know.
22:56I might just be a bachelorette.
23:00Or a laddie, like mum.
23:03But family is everything.
23:07Yeah?
23:07And Harry.
23:09There's no escape in this one, babes.
23:12So please will you raise your glasses.
23:17Arr.
23:18To the foxes!
23:22I missed the speech.
23:25No, don't worry.
23:26Kim's trying to have someone record it by now.
23:28I made up for you, Dad.
23:30Oh!
23:31How do you feel about best man duties?
23:34Serious?
23:35I'm trying.
23:37Yeah!
23:38Okay, my turn, my turn, my turn, my turn, my turn, my turn.
23:41Arr!
23:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:44Romantic music, Billy?
23:45I think we'll have a slight that man's night.
23:48Hey, all right, Bea?
23:49All right, Bea.
23:50Oh, Bea, she's been an absolute lifesaver.
23:52Cooking, cleaning.
23:53Our house has never looked so spotless.
23:56Oh, really, it's nothing.
23:58Nice to get back to normal, haven't you, eh?
24:00Just the two of us.
24:01No interferences.
24:03Yeah.
24:03Come on.
24:04Oh, not that we're not grateful.
24:07Totally, I get it, I get it.
24:08But just to let you know, I won't be under your feet much longer,
24:11cos I've got myself a new housemate.
24:13No.
24:14Hmm?
24:15Turns out we've got quite a lot in common, actually.
24:17So a fresh start for everyone, eh?
24:19Yeah, good.
24:21Long overdue, eh?
24:23No.
24:24What do you want to drink?
24:26This bloody issue.
24:41What's going on between you and Phil?
24:46Something's wrong.
24:48We've been off and Jack has two.
24:52What do you want to drink?
24:52Have you and him been talking to be on my back?
24:55Are you crying?
24:59No.
25:00You know what I'm like.
25:03Yeah, that's why I'm worried, Mum.
25:05It's just seeing us so happy.
25:10Mum.
25:12Mum, you're not being yourself.
25:17Well, it's just been a lot, you know, with Jordan, you.
25:24You.
25:29You'll always be my baby.
25:33What's happened?
25:37You're so brave.
25:41I'm so proud of you.
25:46What's wrong?
25:49Tell me.
25:52Tell me.
26:00Mum.
26:03Tell me.
26:06Tell me.
26:08I'm sorry.
26:11I'm sorry.
26:23I'm sorry.
26:27I'm sorry.
26:29I'm sorry.
26:31I'm sorry.
26:38Denise!
26:40I told you not to do this.
26:44Okay? I just told you to leave it.
26:46What have you done?
26:50I'll just spit it out, man! Kim, Kim, just shh.
26:52Look, oh, okay, okay, yeah.
26:55You had to ruin it, innit?
26:56I couldn't just have a party. I couldn't just have a party
26:58and just be happy.
27:04Mum.
27:08I didn't want to do this.
27:12Not now.
27:14Not like this.
27:22I've got cancer.
27:24Leukaemia.
27:27And I've been putting off treatment because...
27:32Because I'm scared.
27:35And I'm scared and worried about leaving you all.
27:45I'm ready now.
27:49I couldn't face it.
27:50I within...
27:55Boom, boom, boom!
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