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00:00Music
00:21So, let's go.
00:43What are you doing, Mum?
00:44Getting tonight's potatoes ready.
00:47Oh, don't worry, I'll do it.
00:49No, but if I get them done before I get back from bingo at all the same time, mind you,
00:54I don't know what we're going to have with them.
00:57Oh, don't worry, I'll pick something up later.
00:58No, leave it to me, I'll do it.
01:01You've got enough on as it is.
01:03We'll have a nice steak and kidney pie or something.
01:07That baby's hungry.
01:08I know.
01:09He needed feeding about an hour ago.
01:12No, he didn't.
01:13He did, I've had enough of me own to know.
01:15So have I.
01:17Look, is the kettle on?
01:18Half will be back in a minute.
01:19It's just boiled.
01:20Oh, good.
01:22Oh, how great.
01:23Oh, hello, love.
01:24It's a nice broccoli in there for you, all right?
01:26That's nice.
01:27Yeah, I can't stop.
01:28I've got a business meeting, all right?
01:29Oh, I'll see you in there.
01:31Bye.
01:32Is that Ian?
01:33Yeah, he says there's some nice broccoli in there.
01:36I'll be right with you, Albert.
01:38Hello, Mum.
01:39Hello.
01:40Hello, girl.
01:41Hello, darling.
01:42Hello.
01:43Hello, son.
01:44How are you, eh?
01:45How are you?
01:46How was the early shift then?
01:48Oh, not too good, I'm afraid.
01:49Yeah.
01:50How do you fancy some liver?
01:52What?
01:52Liver?
01:53What, for breakfast?
01:54Don't be stupid.
01:56I told you I'd do it, Mum.
01:58He's not feeding for you poorly.
02:00No, thanks, Mum.
02:00I can manage.
02:01Any tea in the pot, Mum?
02:02Oh, it's on its way.
02:04Well, what was wrong with work then?
02:06Oh, blimey, Mum, this is hot.
02:07You'll burn his mouth out.
02:09Hot?
02:10Yes, he hasn't got an asbestos tongue, you know.
02:12Well, I was used to give you it there, Doc.
02:14Doesn't seem to have done much harm to your mouth.
02:17Yes, well, it will to is if I give him this.
02:20Well, call it then.
02:21I intend to.
02:23What do you mean, what's wrong with work?
02:24Well, you said there was something wrong or something.
02:26No, not with work.
02:27How many for tea?
02:28Three, I'll have some and all.
02:30No, it works fine.
02:31Well, what then?
02:32I mean, lottery tickets.
02:34The lottery tickets?
02:35Yeah, I only managed to get rid of two this morning.
02:37I've got another 24 to get rid of before Saturday.
02:40I'm telling you, that baby needs feeding.
02:43I know, I'll feed him when that's cooled down.
02:46Well, he wouldn't have burned his mouth with mother's milk.
02:48Here I'll eat your tea.
02:50Thanks.
02:50Yeah, run that under the coal tap for us, will you, please?
02:53No, I don't know what's wrong with her little burp.
02:55God gave her two perfectly good taps of her own.
03:01You know where your trouble is, don't you?
03:03You worry too much.
03:04What?
03:05About what people say.
03:08What are you talking about?
03:10You.
03:10You take everything to heart.
03:12I don't.
03:13Then why are you so upset?
03:14I'm not.
03:15Oh, no.
03:18Am I like that?
03:19What?
03:20Am I like Sharon?
03:21I've already told you.
03:23No.
03:24Come here.
03:27You've just got to remember that people say things without really thinking.
03:30I just didn't know Tony thought of me like that.
03:32Perhaps he thought he was paying you a compliment.
03:34Am I worse than Sharon, then?
03:36No.
03:37There's nothing wrong with you and Sharon's just going through her face.
03:39Don't be so over-sensitive.
03:42You'd tell me, wouldn't you, Dan?
03:43What?
03:44If you thought I was behaving like a tart.
03:47Would I be seen with a tart?
03:50Here, give us a kiss.
03:52Then I had this bright idea.
03:54Oh, yeah?
03:55Yeah, I thought, why not do Mum a favour?
03:57Let her take a couple of dozen lottery tickets to her bingo.
04:00They go like a bomb, yeah?
04:01Lottery tickets?
04:02Yeah.
04:03To my bingo?
04:04Right.
04:05You mean for me to sell for you?
04:07Well, that's what I thought, yeah.
04:09You are going to bingo this afternoon, aren't you?
04:11Oh, yeah.
04:12Don't like to miss.
04:14Oh, good.
04:14Well?
04:15I don't think so.
04:16Why not?
04:17Well, it's not right, is it?
04:19What is it?
04:19Lottery tickets.
04:20What's wrong with them?
04:21Well, it's gambling, isn't it?
04:23Eh?
04:24Well, I'm not keen on gambling.
04:26What do you think bingo is?
04:28Well, it's not like that, is it?
04:30Well, what's the difference?
04:31Well, in bingo, someone wins all the time.
04:34You can see it.
04:35But with them ticket kings, who knows who wins what?
04:39Oh, that'll wake Albert for sure.
04:41She's only just put him down.
04:42I'll get it.
04:43Look, there's got to be a winner.
04:44It's the law.
04:45I know.
04:46That's what I'm saying.
04:47As soon as someone gets a line...
04:49Oh, no, no.
04:50I mean lottery tickets.
04:52Oh.
04:52Yeah, there has to be a winner.
04:54How do you know?
04:54Because I just do.
04:56Oh.
04:57Here, Mum, Arthur, look.
04:58Tony's bought a present for the baby.
05:00No, it's nothing much.
05:02Oh, um, can we undo it?
05:04He's not very good at parcels yet.
05:05Yes, well, go ahead.
05:06Open it.
05:08What is it?
05:09This thing.
05:10Oh.
05:12Oh.
05:12Oh.
05:13Yeah, well, that's lovely.
05:14It's very nice.
05:15Yes, that's what I thought.
05:17I mean, the way England's been playing, they need some new batsmen.
05:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:21Well, I'd better be going.
05:22I've still got some work to do at the camp.
05:24Oh, by the way, have you chosen a name for the baby?
05:27Well, we have...
05:29Albert?
05:30Yeah.
05:31Like the square?
05:32Yeah.
05:33After my husband.
05:34Deceased, God bless his son.
05:36Oh.
05:37Oh, that's very nice.
05:40Very nice.
05:41I'll see you out, Tony.
05:42OK.
05:42OK, bye.
05:43Tell that, Tony.
05:44Tell that.
05:45Cricket bat.
05:47Never had cricket in our family.
05:50I'll tell you what, Mum.
05:51You sell a dozen lottery tickets for me, and you can use my season ticket.
05:56I thought that was why you were selling them in the first place.
05:59That's what I am.
06:00I meant you could use it for reserve games.
06:04Nine o'clock.
06:05Well, if that's the hell as you make it, yeah.
06:08Um, yeah, that's fine.
06:10Um, yeah, I'll bring some of the stuff with me then.
06:14Yeah, the linen.
06:15Yeah, right.
06:16Cheers, bye.
06:17Who was that?
06:19Sonny at the Britannia.
06:20What do you want?
06:21I rang him.
06:22What for?
06:22We'll see if he wanted any of that linen.
06:24And?
06:24He's very interested, so I said I'll get a few samples together and go over and show him
06:27the stuff tonight.
06:28Tonight?
06:29Well, yeah, I mean, it's all right, isn't it?
06:31I mean, you haven't given Lofty the night off or anything.
06:33No, no.
06:35Right.
06:36Give us that.
06:37It's, uh, time to open up.
06:42Oh, surely we can come up with something better than Lofty in a corner pub.
06:45Look, until we sell some jumpers, then we can expand, all right?
06:48Where to?
06:48The free all-shoes.
06:49Well, you got any better ideas?
06:51Nah, I don't suppose I have.
06:52Right, then.
06:53Well, it's just a shame it's got to be Lofty.
06:55Why?
06:56He's as keen as any of us to see this work.
06:58Oh, yeah, but I'd hardly give him Salesman of the Year award, would you?
07:00Look, he'll be all right.
07:01We'll drill him.
07:02I hope you're all right.
07:03Yeah, look, we'd better agree on the price.
07:05Yeah.
07:06And there's 20 quid grab you.
07:07What?
07:08The wool costs 30.
07:0930 quid for the wool?
07:10Yeah, Lofty worked it all out.
07:11And then there's the labour at £2 an hour for four hours.
07:14So that's 38 quid.
07:1638 quid?
07:17Yeah, plus the usual mark-up of 50%, so that's 38, 19, so that's 57, all told.
07:24Look, we could have a fortnight in Spain on that.
07:26I know.
07:26Look, we'd better lower it a bit.
07:29Yeah.
07:29How does 50 grab you?
07:31If you're at that price, I'd better cover it up.
07:34Oh, he's a dead ringer for you, Paulie.
07:36Do you think so?
07:37Might you.
07:38He has got half his nose and his eyes, and he's definitely got half his mouth.
07:44Did you decide you know her name yet?
07:45Well, sort of.
07:47You're going to have to make your mind up soon.
07:48That should look like Wally at the christened.
07:50What do you name this child?
07:51Sort of.
07:52You know what Mum's like.
07:54Yeah.
07:54She's so touchy about these things.
07:56I know.
07:57She lived with us, remember?
07:58Yeah.
07:59Just hope she doesn't find out about this bloke coming round for council, you know, about reality.
08:03Where's he coming?
08:03It's afternoon while she's at bingo.
08:06You've got to tell her sometime, no?
08:07Yeah.
08:08We thought it'd be easier to tell her afterwards.
08:09You know, just drop it in the conversation, casual, like.
08:12Oh, sure.
08:13Tell her we just happened to be passing.
08:14Her phone's with me answering her.
08:15Yeah.
08:17Hello, Doc.
08:18Hello.
08:19Where's your old rabbit school, is she?
08:20Not yet.
08:21Oh, I didn't see her through the window.
08:23Oh, that's because she's not here.
08:26Oh.
08:27She poorly, is she?
08:29No.
08:30No, actually, she wants to buy some clothes with this money she's been.
08:33She wouldn't have had time when she's back at school, so I said I'd do her shift for her.
08:36Oh, to get you back into it, mate.
08:38Yeah.
08:39I'd have done it for her if she'd ask me.
08:41Oh, it's no problem.
08:42Mind you, it's probably a good job she didn't.
08:45Oh, why?
08:46Well, when I woke up this morning, I had this terrible pain.
08:49It started in the fall of me foot.
08:51It travelled all the way up me left leg, across and down me right.
08:54I can't tell you the pain.
08:56You been to the doctors about it?
08:57Yeah, I went this morning.
08:59What does he say it was?
09:00No, he said it was worse.
09:02Really?
09:02What is it then?
09:03I don't know, he just said it was worse.
09:05I saw Arthur coming home when I was on my way to the surgery.
09:09Oh, did you?
09:10Yeah, like me new job, is he?
09:11Oh, he seems to.
09:13He is not a full-time one, really.
09:16Well, he is full-time.
09:17Yeah, well, not really, is it?
09:20Well, it's five days a week.
09:22Yeah, but it's not full-time, is it?
09:25Oh, he prefers it like this.
09:27It gives him more time for other things.
09:29What?
09:29You mean obvious?
09:30Yeah.
09:31Like building Tower Bridge at a magistrate?
09:33No, not exactly that, Doc.
09:35No, he wants to get an allotment.
09:37To grow things?
09:38That's the idea, yeah.
09:39Oh, have you got one yet?
09:41No, not yet.
09:41Well, I think I might be able to help you out there.
09:44Oh, wow.
09:45Well, there's this bloke you know in, Cat.
09:47Lives on your floor.
09:48Oh.
09:49Well, he's always going away.
09:50When he comes back, he knocks up his missus.
09:52I thought he was a sailor.
09:54I don't think he's a sailor.
09:55No, he's not a sailor.
09:57I thought he was.
09:58Well, he lays pipes or cables or something like that.
10:01Oh, you mean the one with the sun tank?
10:02Has him?
10:04Well, he's going to Saudi Arabia or somewhere else in China,
10:08and he's been there for a year.
10:10Oh, that would be nice for him.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Well, he's got this allotment.
10:13He wants somebody to look after it for him while he's away.
10:16Oh, I see.
10:17Yeah, well, I reckon you'd better get in quick, though,
10:19because I think he must be going away soon.
10:20Why don't you say that?
10:21Well, he's stopped mucking her about.
10:23Why don't you go this afternoon?
10:25Oh, I can't.
10:26We've got someone coming round us after.
10:28Oh, it would only take ten minutes.
10:30Be nice for Arthur.
10:31Give him something to do.
10:33I'd better go.
10:34All this leg stiffens up completely.
10:40See you.
10:40Bye-bye, top.
10:50Something tells me I'll blow it.
10:52Dead right.
10:53Do you know the time?
10:54How many guesses do I get?
10:55Oh, for goodness sake, Tony, it's no time for jokes.
10:56It's 20 past 11.
10:58We're supposed to be at the cottage in ten minutes.
10:59I'm sorry, I forgot.
11:00Well, it's not good enough.
11:01You can't afford to forget.
11:02Not when it concerns your son, our son's future.
11:05Well, look, if we get a move on, we won't be that late.
11:07Well, he can't go like that.
11:09Why not?
11:10Well, just look at him.
11:11What would they think?
11:12I'm a decorator.
11:13That's what they think.
11:14I mean, a man's got to earn his living, right?
11:15Yeah.
11:16Considering changing a habit of a lifetime, then?
11:18Don't start crying.
11:18Well, look, I'm going.
11:19You two can stay and argue if you want.
11:21Do you know, sometimes, Tony, you're too incredible for words.
11:26I know, sister.
11:27I know.
11:29I've already booked her off in this week.
11:32Your father?
11:32Yeah.
11:34But I'm not awful.
11:35I'm your mother.
11:37But it's all the same.
11:38How can it be?
11:39How can I be awful?
11:41Look, I don't mean that.
11:42I mean all the same lottery tickets.
11:45I know.
11:45But someone's got to win.
11:47It's the law.
11:47Well, I know that.
11:48I know.
11:49Well, why don't you buy one?
11:51Oh, I will.
11:54There.
11:55There's your 25 minutes.
11:56Oh.
11:59Well, I thought you were going to see if you want.
12:01Well, you might have struck a bitch.
12:03I'm your mother.
12:04I'm entitled to know.
12:08I'd like to know why you're selling these lottery tickets.
12:11Yeah.
12:12Is he paying you or something?
12:13Of course not.
12:15Can I do something for me to sound in your name then if I want to?
12:18You can if you want, I suppose.
12:20But you're never allowed before.
12:23There.
12:24Now, satisfied?
12:25Not a club.
12:27Do you want to buy another?
12:30Dick, the Churchill needs doing in the saloon if you wouldn't mind.
12:34Right.
12:34I'll have a look at it.
12:36You all right?
12:37Ben?
12:38Ben?
12:39Yeah?
12:39Do you want to buy a lottery ticket?
12:41I'm not you and all.
12:43Huh?
12:43Well, Arthur never lets out.
12:45Oh, yes.
12:46Of course.
12:47What?
12:47The owners.
12:49The owners.
12:49Oh, it's not the same as Arthur's in Walcott Town.
12:51Oh, yes.
12:52That's them.
12:54Eh?
12:54Well, you see, if the club goes fast, then the players won't get their money.
12:59Then they won't be able to pay their rent.
13:01Then they won't be able to pay their rent, would you?
13:05You win.
13:06Give us one.
13:11Here.
13:12Aren't you going to see if you've won?
13:13And I've changed the barrel.
13:15I'll wait.
13:18Oh, I'm going in.
13:20Uh, Sharon, you're not going out tonight, are you, babes?
13:22I haven't thought of it, no.
13:23Well, your dad's going out tonight, and I thought I might pop out later, so poor old Lofty's
13:28going to be behind the bar on his own.
13:29I see.
13:30Well, that is till Kathy comes in, so I thought you might collect a few glasses for me.
13:34If it's just going to be me and Lofty, I definitely won't be going out for now.
13:37No, no, no.
13:38But that, you know what I'm talking about.
13:41Anyway, if your dad finds out, I won't be able to go, will I?
13:43Why not?
13:44Because he doesn't mind leaving Lofty in charge.
13:48It's the vendor in the church, right?
13:49Yes, yes, he's doing it right now.
13:51I'm going to be giving you a hand tonight, Lofty.
13:54Sharon.
13:54What?
13:55Zip it.
13:56Lofty.
13:57Another stout?
13:58No, two things.
13:59What?
13:59First thing, remember our mark?
14:03Yeah, I do.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Well, you know what happened to him when he associated with a certain person?
14:09Do you understand?
14:11Oh, yeah.
14:12Good.
14:13Second thing, do you want to buy a lottery ticket?
14:15Oh, what, now?
14:16Yeah.
14:17Um, I've got to serve a customer, but I'll...
14:20I'll wait.
14:21All right, Art.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Hello.
14:24Half a bit of please, Ange.
14:25Coming up, Arthur.
14:27Arthur, do we look all right with the lottery tickets?
14:29I thought you were going to sell those down a bit.
14:31Oh, I am.
14:32I'm just testing them out to see the response.
14:35Well, I see.
14:35Well, you'd better get a move on, ain't you?
14:37I've got another ten minutes, yeah?
14:40Don't worry, Arthur.
14:41I'll get rid of all your lottery tickets.
14:42Not the tickets I'm worried about.
14:44Eh?
14:44Well, I mean, I don't want you to miss your bingo, do I?
14:4739, three, Arthur.
14:48I don't know.
14:48No, well, I've got to go and do my shopping first.
14:52Oh, good.
14:53And I'll just slip next door and see you later.
14:56Okay, well.
14:57Yeah, what was all that about?
14:59Oh, I promised her she could use my seats and take it for the reserve game
15:03before she sold me a dozen lozzets.
15:05What does she want to watch Walford Town Reserves for?
15:08As long as she's out of the house this afternoon,
15:10we've got a council housing committee coming up from through.
15:12Oh, right.
15:13I want her well out of the way for that.
15:15I can understand that.
15:16The captain said you're going to see about an allotment or something?
15:18Oh, yeah, that's at 2.30.
15:19That'll only take five minutes.
15:21There you are, here she comes.
15:22Oh, it's deadly, then.
15:24Boy, Arthur, you haven't bought one.
15:27I'm selling them.
15:28Oh, these are yours.
15:30You're selling them for me.
15:31Well, then, why won't you go?
15:33Well, because...
15:34Because of the...
15:35Oh, I wouldn't bother.
15:36Just trying.
15:38Yeah.
15:39That's your right.
15:44Go on, then.
15:45Open it up.
15:46Is this for me?
15:47Yep, it's for you.
15:49But it isn't not birthday.
15:50Doesn't matter.
15:51Go on.
16:12Got a problem, boys?
16:14What?
16:15You're deaf.
16:17Got a problem?
16:19No, no problem.
16:20Oh, only me and mate here thought you must have.
16:23Why's that?
16:25Oh, hanging around, not making a move?
16:26Oh, we was just talking.
16:28Oh, yeah?
16:29What about?
16:30All right.
16:31Which house to turn over?
16:33Which car for the joyride?
16:35Or are you into mugging?
16:36Come on, give us a break.
16:38With pleasure.
16:39Where do you want it?
16:40Arm?
16:40Leg?
16:41We're just talking, right?
16:43I call it loitering.
16:44Loitering?
16:45With intent.
16:46God, I don't believe this.
16:48Yeah, well, believe it or not, you stay around here 30 seconds longer, you'll be in that
16:51car so fast.
16:51What do you want to do?
16:52Go and crawl up the nearest orifice?
16:53I don't mind which one, so long as I can't see you.
16:57Come on, Lofty.
16:58Where are we going?
16:59To the laundrette.
17:01I need modern and automatic rinse to keep you clean, Cotton.
17:05What's an orifice?
17:06Ask her.
17:14Hello, Mum.
17:15Oh, what a nice surprise.
17:17Thought you'd drop it to see how you were.
17:19Bad legging, aren't we?
17:20I thought of.
17:22What are you doing there?
17:23Oh, well, I've been dead all afternoon, so I thought I'd read the paper.
17:27I like to keep myself busy, you know.
17:29Yeah.
17:29Do you like a cup of tea?
17:31Well, we won't go next to your stay, but I'll put the kettle on.
17:38What was this game?
17:39I've taken a notice.
17:41Revenge of the ninja.
17:43Quick is not an happy man.
17:44Breckons I got away with murder.
17:47Oh, thank God someone was here.
17:50I don't know.
17:51I couldn't have managed.
17:53Are you all right?
17:55Oh, what an afternoon.
17:56One thing after another.
17:57I missed the 112 bus because I was trying to sell them tickets for Arthur.
18:01The next one was cancelled.
18:03And the one after that was hijacked by people who always wanted to bring back trans.
18:07What a shame.
18:08So there's no point in going to be bingo.
18:11No, there wouldn't be.
18:12Oh, now I've got so much shopping, I don't know how I'm going to carry it.
18:17Oh, Nick, we laughed.
18:18He'll give you angry.
18:18Oh, that's very kind of you.
18:23Do you know, I don't know what I would have done.
18:26Ah, he's a good boy, Nicky.
18:29Oh, yes.
18:32I thought you might help me.
18:35I've got to re-sit the O-levels I fail and do French and technical drawing as well.
18:38Yes, but where?
18:39You said where.
18:41I want to go to college, but if I can't go there, I'm not going back to school.
18:44That's it, as far as I'm concerned.
18:46You can discuss it all you want.
18:47Kelvin!
18:48Look, if you and Dad want to make a big deal out of it like you do everything else,
18:52then go ahead.
18:52I'm just getting a bit fed up of being part of your case.
18:55Kelvin!
19:03Tony.
19:06What?
19:08I don't know.
19:12This is so stupid.
19:17Yeah.
19:18I know.
19:20I know.
19:21It's so negative.
19:24Oh.
19:25How can we make it...
19:28positive?
19:30Remember, you heard a brainy one.
19:33Hmm?
19:36Some people have all the love.
19:38Look at that thing.
19:39Well?
19:40Nah, nothing.
19:42Oh, what a shame.
19:44Somebody asked a window.
19:46It's the law.
19:47Yeah.
19:49That's who that is, will you, Nofty?
19:51What are you driving at?
19:52What's the matter with me?
19:54Having a lot of trouble, are you?
19:56How do you mean?
19:57With the police.
19:58You know, giving you a...
20:00What do they call it?
20:01Asshole?
20:01Yeah, you could say that.
20:03Yeah.
20:03You take my advice.
20:04Keep your nose clean.
20:06Don't zip off the line.
20:08They'll soon get fed up.
20:09Even if they've got fed up in the end.
20:11Yeah.
20:12And another thing.
20:14What?
20:16Don't you let our Lofty go down the crooked path,
20:20or you'll be wishing you were still inside.
20:24There's a geezer here.
20:25It says he's from the council or something.
20:27From where?
20:28Alan Grout, housing department.
20:30Mrs Fowler?
20:31No.
20:31That's my daughter.
20:33Oh, Mrs Bill.
20:36Oh, yes.
20:37Yes, that's right.
20:37Yes, you're the registered tenant, aren't you?
20:41Sorry, I was expecting to meet Mr and Mrs Fowler.
20:43Do you think I should come back later?
20:45No, I don't, Ian.
20:47Nick, turn that telly off.
20:49Well, yeah, I think I'd better do a bit of concentrating.
20:52Yes, right.
20:52Well, it's quite simple, really.
20:55Now, we've had an application for rehousing here,
20:57and when such an application is made,
20:59we have to review the present conditions
21:02to decide whether rehousing is warranted.
21:04Rehousing?
21:05Yes, that's right.
21:06Who's rehousing?
21:09Well, I don't know until I find out the facts.
21:11Facts?
21:12That's right, facts.
21:13Oh, I'll give you some facts.
21:14Good.
21:15First fact, no-one round here is going to be rehoused.
21:19But...
21:19Second fact, if you don't sling your rook
21:23before I've counted three,
21:25you'll find yourself rehoused in hospital.
21:27Yes, well, perhaps it would be better
21:29if I spoke to Mr and Mrs...
21:30Speak to who you like,
21:32but nobody's moving me from my home,
21:34so you might just as well tear up your bits of paper.
21:36Please, Mrs Beale, this is ridiculous.
21:39Mrs Beale, there are laws about me.
21:40Pleased to hear it.
21:41I mean, we are a Labour council.
21:43We're here to help.
21:44What's going on, Mum?
21:46I think you'd better answer that.
21:47Why aren't you a bingo?
21:49Because I'm fighting for me rights.
21:50And what's he doing here?
21:52I'd rather have him any day
21:54than that creepy council fella.
21:56Yes, well, if you'd like to ring the office,
22:00I'm sure we can make another appointment.
22:02You've got the number, haven't you?
22:03Mind the primers, you know, I...
22:12Oh, hi, Debs.
22:14Hello.
22:14Me, Stuart.
22:15Hello, Stuart.
22:16Hello.
22:17You're home, Ella, aren't you, love?
22:18No.
22:19Oh, really?
22:20Mm-hmm.
22:20Come on, Stuart.
22:21We'd better get back, eh?
22:23All right, up you come.
22:24Whee!
22:25Yep.
22:26All right, let's get your arms in here.
22:29One in there.
22:31And one in there.
22:33We'll be about an hour, love, all right?
22:34OK, fine.
22:35OK.
22:36See you all by then, Stuart.
22:38Bye.
22:39Goodbye, Stuart.
22:40You've got very pretty hair.
22:42Where's my mum made hair like that?
22:44Can I see you again?
22:46Well, yes, I suppose, sir.
22:49Come on, Stuart.
22:50We'll take each other with the girls, OK?
22:52See you, love.
22:57Yeah.
22:59Yeah.
23:01Right, do you want us to go through it again one more time?
23:04Yeah.
23:05Yeah, I think you'd better.
23:06Right, I'm you, and Kelvin's a punter, OK?
23:08Right.
23:10A pint of bitter, please, Lofty.
23:11Certainly.
23:13These summer evenings soon get chilly, don't they?
23:15Yeah.
23:16That's why I'll wear his sweater.
23:17Oh, that's very nice.
23:19Where did you get it?
23:20Had it specially made.
23:21I could get you one if you want.
23:22Oh, that would be kind.
23:24But how much did it cost?
23:25Only, oh, stress the only, all right, only 50 pounds.
23:28Oh, that's very reasonable.
23:30But a bit more than I can afford, I'm afraid.
23:32Oh, well, seeing as it's you, perhaps I could get you one a little cheaper.
23:36Say, 45 pounds.
23:38That's a deal.
23:40Look at that.
23:41Lofteli and Enterprises couldn't do their first deal.
23:43It's as simple as that.
23:46Go on, mate.
23:47Go now.
23:48Yep.
23:49I'm going to take your own position.
24:06416, street end of Turbian Road, Market Street.
24:09Mr. Jowling.
24:24416, street end of Turbian Road, Market Street.
24:27These summer evenings soon get chilly, don't they?
24:30No, I don't feel the cold myself.
24:33Here, you must have thin blood.
24:39Here we go, then.
24:40Anyway, I reckon they could be suing us, never mind re-housing that.
24:43So what's the next step, then?
24:45Well, there's only one last course of action open to us.
24:47What's that?
24:47Yeah, right through to Debbie and Andy's.
24:58These summer evenings soon get chilly, don't they, Tane?
25:01You think so?
25:02Yeah.
25:03It's far too warm for me as it is.
25:05Must be pouring off you in that sweater.
25:07Well.
25:08Look, I'd invest in a t-shirt if I were you.
25:11Yeah, yeah, right.
25:38Drive on, please.
25:40I admit it, love.
25:41You quite liked her, eh?
25:42He was cute.
25:43Well, that's a breakthrough, nothing else.
25:45You make me sound like the wicked witch of the West.
25:47Well, aren't you, love?
25:49He obviously didn't think so.
25:50I think you got upset to begin with
25:52because you thought that present was for you, didn't you?
25:54Oh, don't be ridiculous.
25:56Come on, I'll get you a drink to make up for it.
25:59Pint a lager, please, mate, then a dry white wine.
26:02That's a nice sweater you got there.
26:04Do you like it?
26:05Mmm, very nice.
26:07Yeah, these summer evenings soon get chilly, don't they?
26:10Yeah.
26:12They're coming cold very quickly.
26:15Yeah, yeah, that's why I wear this sweater.
26:16It's perfect for this kind of weather.
26:18How much was it?
26:20Um, only 50 quid.
26:21Oh, very reasonable, mate.
26:23Do you want me to get you one, then?
26:25I'd seen it two months ago, maybe,
26:28but autumn's coming.
26:29I'll need you to get something a bit warmer.
26:31Any chance of getting that drink, Harry?
26:32Uh, yeah, yeah.
26:37Can you put it back in that sweater, Lofty?
26:39What?
26:40A teddy bear.
26:42Really?
26:43A big cuddly teddy bear.
26:44Well, I've been called a lot of flint in my time,
26:46but never a teddy bear before.
26:48I take my teddy to bed with me.
26:50I always have done one.
26:51He's getting a bit old now, though.
26:53Perhaps I'll just swap him for a new one.
26:55Yeah.
27:02Green Vic?
27:03Oh, hello, Dad.
27:05No, she's not.
27:06She went out.
27:09Well, I don't know.
27:11Okay, I'll tell her.
27:13Right.
27:13See you in the morning, then.
27:14Bye.
27:15That was Dad on the phone.
27:16You just missed him.
27:17Oh, I did, did I?
27:18Yeah.
27:19Well, he's at the Britannia.
27:20He said he's got himself involved in the heavy poker game
27:22and he won't be back till late.
27:24Brilliant.
27:27Lofty, get me a large gin and tonic.
27:42And he said he wouldn't be seen with a tart, eh?
27:44Yes.