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00:03Music
00:04I don't know.
00:38Come on, I thought you were supposed to be the hit.
00:52No post, Dad, he didn't stop.
00:56A couple of days, the bank manager said.
00:58How long is a couple of days?
01:0048 hours.
01:01No problem with your GCs, then.
01:04Oh, I know I've failed.
01:06Well, wait and see.
01:07Oh, I know all that.
01:08Look, you don't know nothing yet.
01:12Right, keep busy, that's the answer.
01:14Keep busy, and the brain stops working.
01:18I'll start looking at the calf today.
01:20Get to finish in a couple of days if I get stuck in.
01:22The last thing I want is Sue Anani back from Cyprus,
01:25stand and fit on the calf still covered in sheets.
01:28I don't even want the postman to come.
01:30Sooner or later, the post comes.
01:31And if he does come second post, bring it across to me, yeah?
01:35Yeah, okay.
01:36What are you up to today?
01:38Ian and Lofty are coming over about four to work on the knitting.
01:40Well, till then, keep yourself out of trouble, yeah?
01:43I don't want any trouble.
01:45Nick caught me his back, and he'll be hanging around looking for mischief.
01:49So stay clear of him.
01:50Yeah, well, he frightens me.
01:52Now stay frightened.
01:54Here.
01:54They can give me a hand to lock some cans on the ladder across the calf.
01:59Hardly worth taking a van.
02:01Okay.
02:03The news is good news.
02:06Come on, come on.
02:08Come on.
02:09It's on the 8286th High Street.
02:12Hey.
02:13God.
02:14I go what wet shaving was like.
02:16Primitive scraping blood through my skin.
02:18Yeah.
02:19Oh.
02:20What have I done?
02:21You startled me, that's all.
02:23And that was only a hug, love.
02:24I know.
02:25I'm sorry.
02:25It's the burglary.
02:27I feel funny about the place.
02:29People been in.
02:30It's not the same anymore.
02:32Yeah.
02:33I know what you mean, love.
02:34I keep wanting to go and look in the cupboards.
02:36I'm frightened of what I might find.
02:38What hairy faces waiting to leap out, eh?
02:41Don't.
02:42I keep thinking that nothing's been taken.
02:45That everything's here all the time.
02:46The radio, the telly, your hair dryer, my shaver.
02:50Just that we can't see them for some reason.
02:53But if we look hard enough on the right place, we'll find them.
02:56God, I've put my hand out twice to switch on the radio, love.
02:59I can't stand the silence.
03:00I can hear myself think.
03:02Yeah.
03:02If only they left the hoover, we could switch that on.
03:05Or a pneumatic drill in the square.
03:07It's not funny.
03:08Sorry, love.
03:09Nothing will ever be the same again.
03:11Come on, Debs.
03:12It's over now.
03:13They've beaten.
03:14They've gone.
03:16You aren't safe where you live.
03:17Where can we be safe?
03:18We've still got each other, love.
03:20Yeah.
03:21That's something, isn't it?
03:22I suppose so.
03:23Well, thank you for the real growth of confidence.
03:26That's all I can manage, I'm afraid.
03:28Debs.
03:29I'm sorry.
03:30Hey, come here.
03:30Come on.
03:31Don't.
03:31Debbie.
03:33I'll be late for work.
03:39Hi.
03:41Yeah, watch out.
03:42How's Trix?
03:44Uh, great.
03:45Old job back here.
03:46Little business.
03:48Knitting sweaters with a couple of mates.
03:50Knitting?
03:51Yeah, knitting.
03:52Cool.
03:55First today, mate.
03:57What?
03:57A customer.
03:59Oh, uh, half a best.
04:01Yeah, right.
04:05How's it going?
04:07Testing the ground.
04:08Yeah, right.
04:10Treading on eggs.
04:11Opening the door here.
04:12Window there.
04:14See what gets slammed in my face.
04:17Otherwise, everything's okay?
04:18Oh, yeah.
04:19Been having a real good time.
04:21Yeah, I bet you have.
04:23Got the history in my head now, though.
04:25I can tell you that.
04:25What do you mean?
04:27Well, some get caught, some don't.
04:31Some are set free.
04:33Some have to live with their conscience.
04:35Hey.
04:36Think about it.
04:37I don't know what you're talking about, Nick.
04:40Don't you?
04:40No.
04:42You don't want to know what I'm talking about.
04:45No.
04:46I know what I'm talking about.
04:47Sometimes I wonder.
04:49Right.
04:50Out.
04:51No argument.
04:52No back chat.
04:53Your bar.
04:54Finish my drink, Dan.
04:55Out.
04:56Take your money and go.
04:59Right.
05:00Right.
05:03He was bad enough before.
05:05This is even worse now.
05:06Why don't he emigrate, you know, somewhere foreign, like Liverpool or something?
05:10Forget it, Lofty.
05:11Let's just concentrate on getting this place ship-shaped before Ange gets back,
05:14or she'll think we can't manage without her.
05:16And that would never do, would it?
05:28Hi.
05:28Hello.
05:30How's Trix?
05:31Fine.
05:33What's been happening?
05:34I think much.
05:35Yeah.
05:36No change.
05:37Everything the same?
05:39Well, I've got a new brother.
05:40Great.
05:41And I started a motorbike course.
05:44A motorbike course.
05:45That's what I want to do.
05:47How are you?
05:49Walking straight now.
05:50No bother anymore.
05:51Right?
05:52Right.
05:53I haven't seen Mark, have you?
05:55Mark's gone.
05:56Where?
05:57I don't know.
05:57He just took off.
05:58About time he did something sensible.
06:00Oi, oi.
06:01Watch it.
06:01It's the filth.
06:02I've got to go my way and call me.
06:09A colleague of mine, one Detective Sergeant Rich, sends his regards.
06:18I thought I might sew up what he left undone.
06:21Like a certain cockroach that was a step, don't they?
06:23I'll see you.
06:25Yeah.
06:29That's the sound of the moon, working on that chain again.
06:39Where'd you spring from?
06:40I've been watching you.
06:42That can't be good for you, can it?
06:44Excuse.
06:46Excuse.
06:47What do you want about, Lofty?
06:48There's plenty of room.
06:50Well, yeah, from where you're standing, maybe.
06:52From where I'm standing, you couldn't thread a needle.
06:54Excuse, eh?
06:57You've got beautiful eyes.
06:58How can you tell?
06:59My glasses are dirty.
07:01I can see.
07:03There they are.
07:04Behind little windows.
07:06Stop looking at me like that, Sharon.
07:08Like what?
07:09Well, I don't know like what.
07:10Stop it.
07:12You are funny.
07:13I think I'm funny now.
07:14You wait till your dad comes through.
07:16What are you on about?
07:17What are you on about?
07:23Look, I think I've got me asthma coming on.
07:25You can have it with pleasure, mate.
07:26Be right back.
07:31Sharon?
07:32I was looking for Roley, Dad.
07:34He's upstairs, isn't he?
07:35Right.
07:43That's a good idea.
07:44Take Roley for a walk, eh?
07:45Uncross his legs.
07:46In a minute.
07:48I like you, man.
07:49Do you?
07:50You've got lovely hands.
07:53Well, I'll chop one off for you, eh?
07:54Let me see.
07:55The fingernails are filthy.
07:59Lovely lines.
08:01Yeah, that's what Ethel said.
08:02Well, she's right.
08:04She's sick.
08:06Sick?
08:06Well, no, no, I'm not sick.
08:08Brightened.
08:08I've knit cotton.
08:09She's not the only one.
08:13Telling me fortune.
08:15What have I just told you?
08:16Sharon?
08:16Stop pestering Lofty and give Roley a run out.
08:19He's whining.
08:20Yeah, he's not the only one.
08:21See you both.
08:22What's that?
08:24What did you say?
08:25When?
08:26Now.
08:27Um, nice day.
08:30Started with a bang already.
08:32Get on with your work.
08:42Second post, Dad.
08:43Exam results.
08:44Anything for me?
08:46No.
08:47Oh, hell.
08:50Well, go on.
08:52Tell me.
08:53I'm not the...
08:54Go on, open it.
08:56Ah, give it me.
09:00Hey, hey, hey.
09:03Hey.
09:07You failed.
09:09You failed maths and you failed English.
09:13I knew it.
09:14I told you.
09:14Oh, get an A in chemistry.
09:17There's something good.
09:19Past geography and French.
09:22Not good enough, though.
09:23No maths, no English.
09:25I'm good at maths and English.
09:27They're my best subject.
09:28Not here, they're not.
09:30You just haven't been working, have you?
09:32Messing around with Michelle when you should have been working, right?
09:34No, Dad, no.
09:35Look, I was really scared in there.
09:36I couldn't answer questions.
09:37I knew I could.
09:38Oh, now am I supposed to do?
09:42It's all right, son.
09:43It's all right.
09:45Hey, come here.
09:48I'm sorry.
09:49I just teamed up above the bank loan.
09:52Of course, it's not your fault.
09:55Me and your mum, we're as much to blame as any.
09:58I mean, how could you work with all this going on around you?
10:03Come on, kid.
10:05Don't stick your head in the noose chest yet.
10:07We think of something.
10:08What?
10:10What?
10:10Well, you could take them again.
10:12Oh, no, Dad.
10:13Not at that school.
10:14They'd all have moved up.
10:14I couldn't face that.
10:17We'll talk to the careers officer.
10:18Get his advice on where to go and what to do.
10:20Mum's going to kill me.
10:22No, she won't.
10:23She'll understand.
10:24I'll call her later and tell her.
10:27Dad, what am I going to do?
10:28I tried to do well.
10:30I really did.
10:31You'll get another chance.
10:34It's all gone wrong.
10:35Everything.
10:37A case in a joint cotton.
10:39I thought it was open.
10:41Well, it says here as plain as you like.
10:44Closed on.
10:45There's somebody in there.
10:46Look.
10:50So there is.
10:53A big black man painting the place white.
10:57Well, he's no good to you, sir.
10:59Do us a favour.
11:00I'm looking for a job, right?
11:01I used to work with a geezer.
11:02Might use me again.
11:03Oh, my apologies, sir.
11:07You're lurking here with a legitimate inquiry on your mind, eh?
11:11I'll tell you what I'll do.
11:13I'll stand sentry out here, right?
11:14See you in office, too.
11:16Suit yourself, yeah?
11:23Watch your tone.
11:24Cuffs closed.
11:25Get out.
11:26That's not a nice tone.
11:28Not nice at all.
11:30Kevin, go home.
11:33I thought you might have a job.
11:34You know, same as usual.
11:35You're cashing out.
11:35No tax.
11:36I wouldn't give you the time of day.
11:39Is everything all right, sir?
11:41Okay, nothing to bother you about.
11:43Just touch me for some work, that's all.
11:45Nothing I can't handle.
11:47Oh, I see, sir.
11:49Oh, well, that's all right, then, sir.
11:51Bonafide who trades me like yourself, sir.
11:53Sorry to have bothered you, really.
11:56Goodbye, Mr. Cotton.
11:57I do hope to see you again soon, eh?
12:04Well, get lost.
12:06I don't want you hanging around here.
12:08No one wants you hanging around here.
12:10Now, get out.
12:19I was looking out me window this morning.
12:21You know, I see what was going on in the world.
12:24Whether it was worth getting me heart in gear for or not.
12:26I saw them two, you know, uh, Debs and Andy,
12:29coming back from there jogging.
12:32I thought she's a bit of all right.
12:33Well, mine's running along behind her for a mile or two.
12:36Well, a couple hundred yards, anyway.
12:38You're a right parasite, aren't you?
12:41Parasite?
12:41Yeah, living on other bloke's wives.
12:43I don't, anyway, she ain't married.
12:44Same difference.
12:45Belongs to someone living with a bloke.
12:47Yeah, yeah, right.
12:48As good as married.
12:49Well, it was only a thought, just a little thought.
12:51You only fancy married women, don't you?
12:54What are you talking about?
12:54You, your sort.
12:55You only turned on by other bloke's missuses.
12:57You having me on, then?
12:59Terrible things happen to wife seducers, Lofty.
13:01They're found in sacks,
13:02with various parts of their anatomy
13:03chopped off and stuffed in their ear holes.
13:05I only said I fancied her.
13:07I'm with this thinking of sex.
13:09Pornography of the mind, it ain't good for you.
13:12I don't know.
13:13Helps me breathing.
13:14See, you even admit it.
13:15No, no, I don't.
13:16I don't admit nothing.
13:17What's the matter, Den?
13:18Why are you having a go at me?
13:19I'm afraid of it.
13:19Anybody I think I was after you...
13:21Den.
13:21Oh, blimey.
13:22Den, I'll work with you if you don't mind.
13:25Oh, what does she want?
13:26Uh, one minute, my love.
13:29One last thing, Lofty.
13:31That Debs is a nice girl.
13:32Even if Shane's got a lot going on between her ears.
13:34Now, don't terrify with your mad, savage lust.
13:41Can I do it for you, Doc?
13:42Why are you barring my Nick from your rotten pub?
13:45Well, now, as landlord of the Queen Victoria...
13:47Don't talk to me like the captain of a ship up a lamppost.
13:50Nick's innocent.
13:51Or haven't you heard?
13:52There are different ways of looking at that.
13:54Are you setting yourself up above the law?
13:56No, I'm not.
13:57Well, it sounds like it.
13:58But judge and jury looked at the facts and declared him innocent.
14:02He was disturbed, that's all.
14:04Drugs brought on by unemployment and things like that.
14:07There were one or two other things on the list.
14:09The decision of the court is good enough for me.
14:11Just as Nick was once good enough for this pub.
14:14Yeah, and I've banned him before, remember?
14:15Yeah, and you let him back.
14:16Yes.
14:17Well, he still stays barred.
14:18You're denying injustice, ain't you?
14:21You've been fooled by all them that lied about him, the police.
14:24But the law weren't fooled.
14:26Justice were done.
14:27Without it, my Nick would be in jail right now, wrongfully in jail.
14:31And you, you're another of them, ain't you?
14:34I don't have a car at me, Doc.
14:35Law and order!
14:36You've got to believe in law and order.
14:38That's why we're free.
14:40And if the law says that my Nick's innocent,
14:42then order depends on believing it.
14:44Mrs Cotton, I will not have my customers upset like this.
14:46I must ask you to keep quiet.
14:48Oh, bar me and all then.
14:49Go on, bar me.
14:50Force me to drink me tomato juice somewhere else.
14:52Mrs Cotton.
14:53Persecute the entire family.
14:55This is entirely at my discretion who I serve in this public house.
14:58There's no argument.
14:59It's up to me.
15:00Your son stays barred.
15:02I see.
15:04A right pillar of democracy, you are.
15:07Well, you ain't heard the end of this.
15:09There's a law against discrimination.
15:11There'll be a tribunal somewhere, you see,
15:13and I'll have you up before it so fast your legs will burn.
15:16I'm sorry you feel like that, Mrs Cotton,
15:18but you're perfectly entitled to frequent this establishment
15:21and drink your occasional fruit juice.
15:22Don't try to split me from my son.
15:25If he's barred, then you've lost my trade as well.
15:28Nick's reform now.
15:30He's walking the straight and narrow,
15:32signed and sealed by judge and jury.
15:34But if that ain't good enough for you, Mr Watts,
15:37just remember that the first stone was thrown
15:40by him who is without sin.
15:49Well, look at your face.
15:53You must be very proud.
15:54It's really lovely, Mrs Fairley.
15:56Oh, yeah, well, here I am, pushing a pram again.
15:58I've forgotten all about it.
16:00I swear I'll blush when people stop and look.
16:03I suppose I'll get used to it.
16:06Well, are you all right?
16:07Yeah, yeah, I'm OK.
16:09I'm a little tired.
16:10I am just a bit.
16:12I've been in a lot of hours lately.
16:13Yeah, I couldn't imagine.
16:14Well, don't overdo it, because it's never worth it.
16:17Yeah, well, what's his name?
16:18Oh, that's the state secret.
16:20Well, to tell you the truth,
16:21we haven't made our minds up yet.
16:23Well, today's the day.
16:24Our name's very important, you know.
16:26It's got to be right.
16:27It affects how he grows up.
16:28Oh, it does, it does.
16:29I mean, look at Hitler.
16:32Oh, look at that, Nick Cotton.
16:36Yeah, he's back.
16:39It's creepy, isn't it?
16:41Makes you wonder.
16:42What have you got to do before they put you in jail?
16:44Gord alone knows.
16:47Well, maybe he'll keep out of trouble this time.
16:50Yeah, pigs might fly.
16:52No, I'm sorry for his mum.
16:54I mean, sons.
16:54You never know how they're going to turn out, do you?
16:57I mean, how this little beggar will turn out in 20 years' time.
16:59Gord alone knows.
17:02Anyway, I've got people to feed.
17:04I'll see you.
17:05See you.
17:13Oh, hello, love.
17:14Hello.
17:15Not stopping, just popped in to see how you are.
17:17Oh, right, it's rain.
17:19Well, I've got a bit of trouble with me feet,
17:20but mustn't grumble.
17:22Let's have a look at the little fella, then.
17:25Oh, he's sweet, ain't he?
17:28Not that I'd want another one myself.
17:31The big ones give you an abate.
17:33Must feel funny having a kid that age in the family now, I bet.
17:37Yeah, it is a bit.
17:38How's Michelle, doesn't it?
17:40All right, she doesn't say much.
17:41That brings out the mother in her, I suppose.
17:43Oh, I wouldn't say that.
17:45Oh, I'd be surprised if it don't.
17:47I mean, she's old enough, ain't she?
17:48Yeah, some of us are a bit too old.
17:51Babies.
17:52Brings back memories.
17:54I remember when Nick was in his pram.
17:56Beautiful kid he was.
17:58Now, look what's happened.
18:00There's no one talking to him.
18:01A band from the club.
18:03Why do people behave like that?
18:05Golly, that's the least of his worries, Doc.
18:07They've got a lot to be thankful for, hasn't they?
18:09Nick had nothing to do with that Reg Pops thing.
18:12The court said he was innocent of that.
18:13Yes, Doc, but they couldn't prove it.
18:15That's another thing.
18:17No, I spent that from other people, Pauline,
18:19but not from you.
18:20You're all the same.
18:21I'm off now, see ya.
18:22People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
18:28Please, your mum.
18:30Where?
18:30Oh, I'll catch up when I finish this later.
18:33Oh, it's all right.
18:33It's settled down now.
18:35Let's roll peanuts.
18:37Nick.
18:38Well?
18:39I wish you wouldn't hang about like that.
18:41I don't want you out on the street
18:42without no one to keep an eye on you.
18:44I want you at home where you can be safe.
18:46It's a free country.
18:47Only for some.
18:49Oh, look, son, just for a while,
18:51don't put yourself about so much.
18:53Let people forget.
18:55Well, you've done nothing more.
18:56No, I know that, son.
18:57I know you're innocent.
18:58I know it was all a big mistake,
19:00but people were stupid enough to believe it
19:02and they can't let go of it yet.
19:04Bleeding detective sergeant Quinn
19:05popping up all over the place.
19:07If he stands any closer,
19:08he'll be walking on my boots.
19:09He's really getting up my nose.
19:11Well, it's all the more reason to stay at home.
19:13Is everything all right, ma'am?
19:15I could hear voices raised
19:16from the other end of the street, you know?
19:17You did not.
19:18Still on a wind-up trail, eh?
19:21Cleanliness is next to godliness,
19:22they say, Cotton.
19:23So?
19:24So I'm surprised to see you in a laundrette.
19:27Don't you ever eat?
19:28Have a lunch break?
19:29Of course, yeah.
19:31That's Mrs Cotton, isn't it?
19:32Nick's mum.
19:33Why do you keep pounding him?
19:35You're driving him to do something stupid.
19:37Now, won't that be unusual, ma'am, eh?
19:39How can we trust the police when they behave like this?
19:43Like what, ma'am?
19:44Well, you know it's all lies about, Nick.
19:46You know he's carrying the blame for the fault of others.
19:49Like that poor goat in the Bible.
19:52I'm sure the lad is as pure as the driven snow, Mrs Cotton.
19:55I mean, one only has to look at him to know that.
19:58Look, just take a look at him yourself now, Mrs Cotton,
20:01and tell me if I'm not right, eh?
20:03Look, steady gaze, open features, mild manner.
20:09Something to be proud of, I'd say.
20:11Yes.
20:12Yeah.
20:13Right.
20:14You see, I'm right.
20:16So why are you trying to make out he's responsible for things?
20:19Oh, dear.
20:20You know, you seem to have got the idea, ma'am,
20:22that I'm going to push this little runt till he splits in two.
20:25I won't let him settle down and be all nice and comfortable,
20:28like as if the past never happened.
20:31Nothing could be farther from my mind, ma'am.
20:33Calm off it.
20:34You're trying to fit me up.
20:35I know the rules, Cotton, which is more than you do.
20:38Of course you're trying to fit me up.
20:40I don't think I'd have to make much of an effort,
20:42even if it was in my nature.
20:44I mean, a bloke like you, we've only got to wait.
20:46You come back to us of your own free will, eh?
20:48Get out.
20:49Eh?
20:49For all I know, you're responsible for everything.
20:52I mean, he's innocent, so someone have to do it.
20:55Are you accusing me of something, ma'am?
20:57If the cap fits, pull it well down over your ears.
21:01I presume you're safe enough with your son in.
21:06Though I wouldn't bet on it, ma'am.
21:12No, I think there's more to it than that with Michelle.
21:14She's been down ever since Mum came back,
21:16and she had to give up that room.
21:18And she's right.
21:19I mean, we're packed in here like sardines.
21:22We're Elphazard to the neighbourhood, never mind ourselves.
21:24All right, all right, I take your point, but what are we going to do?
21:27Well, time we've got a place of our own, a bit more room.
21:30New house?
21:31That won't be easy.
21:32Yeah, well, the council can't deny we don't need one, can they?
21:36And your mum won't be best pleased if we move, will she?
21:39No, she won't.
21:40She won't be pleased about being left on her own,
21:42but what can we do?
21:43Hey, perhaps Michelle would like to stay with her.
21:45I'm not having that.
21:46Wherever we move, it's going to be big enough for us all to live together
21:49and not cramped up like we are here.
21:51I'm not having the family split up.
21:53Hey, do you hear that, young fella?
21:55Things are happening.
21:56Hope, that's what it's called.
21:58All new things happening.
22:00A new job.
22:01A new house, maybe.
22:03A new allotment.
22:04And the football season's kicked off.
22:06Now, what more could a young fella want, eh?
22:08Yeah, well, not a word about this till anybody,
22:10till we've got it sorted, right?
22:12Oh, I'm starving.
22:13Hey, got a newcomer in this house now, very easily frightened.
22:17He doesn't know about elephants and such like barging through doors.
22:20Sorry, Uncle Arthur.
22:21You see Michelle?
22:22No.
22:23Can't get over it.
22:24I'm his uncle.
22:25You're not his uncle.
22:26You're his cousin.
22:27Cousin Ian.
22:28Listen, I saw Michelle talk to that Nick Cotton out on the square today.
22:31You stay well away from him, right?
22:33I don't want to talk to him.
22:34You steer clear of him and no messing.
22:36Let him call until his throat's raw,
22:38but as far as it's concerned, you're deaf.
22:40Now, that's not a piece of advice.
22:41That's an instruction.
22:43I should be telling Michelle the same thing.
22:45Don't worry, I will.
22:46Here, what are you going to call him?
22:47That's a good question.
22:48I wanted to call him by a nozzles, but his mum wouldn't hear of it.
22:51Come on, you come up with a name.
22:53What?
22:54No, do I.
22:55You've got to give him a name soon.
22:56He's got to be registered.
22:58Yeah.
23:00Look, I'm running the pub single-handed,
23:02so things are a little difficult right now, yeah?
23:07Yes, I do realise that you have a life of your own.
23:10And no, I don't expect you to sit in all day waiting for the phone to ring.
23:15I'm sorry.
23:20Look, we've made contact now.
23:21That's the main thing.
23:24How about tonight?
23:26I don't know, later, when Sharon's out of the way.
23:30Yeah, well, Angie's back tomorrow.
23:31Chance is going to be few and far between, aren't they?
23:34Oh, look, don't start again, please.
23:37Oh, er, I'll ring you back.
23:40Bye.
23:47And where has this beautiful creature sprung from?
23:51Oh, I missed you.
23:54And I missed you.
23:56And I even missed you.
23:58I didn't expect you.
24:00I couldn't wait any longer.
24:02Most of them was coming back today, and I thought they had the right idea.
24:05So here I am, dried out, sober, and determined to be a good little girl.
24:11How do I look?
24:12Smashing, Mum.
24:13Really smashing.
24:14Well, Romeo, how do I look?
24:16Great.
24:17Really well.
24:18Oh, I missed you, Mum.
24:19I'm glad to have you back.
24:19I missed you too, darling.
24:21You look lovely.
24:22It's just the sort of welcome I wanted.
24:24What's happening?
24:26Well, there was fat oozing into the gatters.
24:29If you'd had lit a match in the place, it would have been an inferno.
24:32You should have gone, Dennis.
24:34Why should I go?
24:35Well, it would melt your head.
24:36Eat your grumps.
24:38What grumps?
24:39Oh, what grumps.
24:41Den, I've been away.
24:42I'm back now.
24:43I'm fresh inside and out.
24:45And your face cracks when you smile.
24:48Pleased to see you.
24:49What else do you want me to say?
24:50You could try I love you.
24:52See how that goes down.
24:54Of course I do.
24:56Of course I do.
24:57Through a gritty tooth, are you?
24:58Look, I just wasn't expecting you.
25:00I thought I'd surprise you.
25:01Yeah, you did that all right.
25:02I can see that.
25:05Look, I told you I'd meet you from the station.
25:07Well, I thought I'd save you the effer.
25:09Blimey, Den, I've been gone a week.
25:10What do you want me to do?
25:11Go out and come in again?
25:12Oh, that's stupid.
25:15Perhaps I'm getting in the way of something, eh?
25:16What could you possibly get in the way of?
25:19You tell me.
25:21Nothing.
25:22I just wasn't expecting you.
25:24I mean, mine was elsewhere.
25:26Do you want some tea, Mum?
25:28No, thanks, darling.
25:28Just let me settle down for a minute, eh?
25:30Well, of course.
25:32I'll get it to see you.
25:33Oh, Den.
25:36Oh, Mr. I really did.
25:38I've got a week to wake up for, eh?
25:40Anyone famous there, Mum?
25:42Well, to be perfectly honest, my darling,
25:44I couldn't really tell.
25:45Oh, you see, they was all under my pants,
25:47stuck in sweatboxes,
25:48being beaten by my sirs like karate experts.
25:51I just went into a coma
25:53and prayed I'd live through it all.
25:54How's it been here?
25:55Nick Carton's back.
25:56Is he?
25:57Ed was sick, oh, is she?
25:58Oh, Debs and Andy got burgled.
26:00Square's going to pieces.
26:02Well, I might as well have stayed here, eh?
26:03I'd have dried out in the panic.
26:04Here, for sake.
26:07I mean, as we get better at it,
26:09we should be offering a better product, shouldn't we?
26:12Yeah.
26:12Keep it simple at first,
26:13but what are we aiming for?
26:14Snack.
26:15You're cheating.
26:16No, I'm not.
26:16Yes, you are.
26:17Just slow.
26:17I think we should try heads next.
26:20What sort of heads?
26:20Well, famous heads.
26:22Big heads.
26:23Politicians.
26:24Oh, politicians, yuck.
26:25Look, not even politicians would buy heads at politicians.
26:28All right, pop stars, then.
26:29But heads are hard.
26:30Yours is.
26:31Snack.
26:31Oh, I can't talk and play.
26:33Lack of brain path.
26:34Snack.
26:36Limitations to the brain.
26:36Snack.
26:37Oh, hell.
26:38Anyway, heads are too difficult.
26:40Well, not if we use simple heads.
26:41What, like yours?
26:42Snack.
26:43No, look.
26:43Something stylised that everybody will recognise.
26:46Like two eyes and a ribbon for Boy George or something.
26:50A pair of turnips for Chaka Khan.
26:52Elephant trunk for Barry Manilow.
26:53Snack.
26:54I'm serious.
26:54So are we.
26:56Snack.
26:56You're cheating.
26:57They were my ones.
26:58No, I'm not.
26:59Yes, you are.
26:59Maybe they are.
27:00But you haven't won.
27:01I have.
27:01You haven't won.
27:02You haven't won.
27:02Take off one.
27:03You're cheating again.
27:03Shut up, shut up.
27:04Hold up.
27:05Look.
27:07I knitted myself into the machine.
27:11Ange Speck.
27:13Yeah, out of the blue.
27:14Completely took me my surprise.
27:17So tonight's off, I'm afraid.
27:20Look, don't start, please.
27:21You know, it's always been like this.
27:23It always will be.
27:24And it always is like this.
27:25Just a second.
27:27Hang on, Ange.
27:29So, look.
27:30Um, when you get your hands on them, mate, uh, give us a ring and, uh, let me know the
27:36details, right?
27:37Yeah.
27:37Give you a ring tomorrow.
27:38Bye, sunshine.
27:42A nice little consignment of duvets and sheets are coming our way.
27:46If we could get our hands on them, we could wrap this neighbourhood up in linen.
27:48Come on.
27:49Go back.
27:53Go back.
28:03Go.
28:04Go.
28:05Go.
28:05Go back.
28:06Go.
28:06Go.
28:06For a giveaway.
28:06Listen to the booze.
28:06Go.
28:06Go.