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00:03this young man is what we call a homosexual some people in britain are heterosexual
00:07i myself am bisexual well at my time of life i can't afford to be too picky
00:13i think i'm gonna leave right now before i falls any deeper i think i'm gonna leave right now
00:20for i am feeling weaker and weaker you get me on with the shopping service oh i would do ma
00:26but i'm
00:27a little busy at the moment i'm just updating my william scrapbook all right he's been such an
00:32inspiration to me as the only gay in the village so brave the way he came out as gay just
00:37after he
00:37won pop idol yes did you remember my smarties there you go now me and your dad been talking
00:48i was thinking it was time maybe you got yourself a job oh i'd love to get myself a job
00:53but i can't
00:54why not i am a gay oh rubbish there's loads of jobs i'd love to do but can't because of
01:01my
01:01sexuality like what hairdresser airline steward children's tv presenter but they simply don't
01:08employ the gays of course they do and if you got yourself a job you could rent your own flat
01:16how can i rent a flat i'm a gay oh i can just see it now hello landlord i like
01:21men's bottoms
01:22how's that gonna go down well could you at least sign on they might have a bit of money
01:27coming in i can't go down the job center why because you're gay that's right i'm a homo
01:40i know oh sorry i didn't think i mentioned it well make yourself useful and help me put the
01:48shopping away mother i am at a critical moment with my bread stack david oh i can't lift it i'm
01:55gay
01:58giving you your big puff i'm a puff don't be so stupid i'm reporting you to child line
02:03what my own mother rejects me simply for the crime of wanting men's torches in my bonbon
02:09good day
02:10good day
02:10good day
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