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00:03Come on ladies, you can see some hustle.
00:07Uh, excuse me, is our little practice bothering you?
00:10Get out of here.
00:13All right, let's work.
00:14Let's scrim it, come on.
00:16You seem so distant these days, Brett.
00:19Is there something I did?
00:20Because if there is, I want you to tell me.
00:23Ashley, it's just...
00:24I'm ready to work through whatever it is that we need to work through.
00:28But we need to communicate.
00:30I need you to talk to me.
00:34Ashley, it's just that I love you so much, it scares me.
00:52Oh man, you want to hear something way messed up?
00:54You know that Molly Hatchett shirt I was wearing the other day?
00:58The one with the executioner guy holding that bloody axe under his foot's the severed head?
01:03Yeah.
01:05That's my shirt.
01:08Yeah, so...
01:09My mom, she makes us go to church every week.
01:11And we gotta dress up.
01:13And so I get there, and this stupid priest says I can't come in.
01:18You can't wear stuff like that at church, man.
01:20Why not, man?
01:21It's church.
01:23You're supposed to forgive people there.
01:25So you hate my shirt, forgive me, let me come in.
01:28Hey, I believe in God, man.
01:30I've seen him.
01:30I felt his power.
01:32He plays drums for Led Zeppelin, and his name is John Bottom, baby!
01:36Yeah!
01:37Yeah!
01:41No, no, no, no.
01:43Here we go.
01:44Here we go.
01:45Hey, Lisa.
01:46Here's those nookies you ordered.
01:48Here's your re-cinderella story.
01:51Here, for my green, keep it.
01:53Oh!
01:53You got all that one.
01:54It's in the hole!
01:55It's in the hole!
01:56Sam Weir.
02:00You really like Bill Murray, don't you?
02:03Yeah, he's great.
02:04Bill Murray sucks, man.
02:07No, he doesn't.
02:07He's cool.
02:08Oh, really?
02:09What is he?
02:09Your boyfriend?
02:11Sam Queer?
02:14It's fighting time, Weird.
02:16Leave me alone, Earl.
02:17I'm sorry.
02:18I don't speak geek.
02:20I always wanted to know what it'd be like to fight a girl.
02:23I'm a girl.
02:24Wanna see what it'd be like to fight me?
02:28A weird sister has to protect him?
02:31I'm not protecting him.
02:33Just trying to figure out why it is you need to pick fights with guys who weigh less than
02:37a hundred pounds.
02:38Watch out, Ellen.
02:39I think she's high on pot.
02:41Yeah, I might just go psycho on you.
02:45Wanna try me?
02:49You're dead, alright?
02:50As soon as your freak sister isn't around, I'm gonna cream you, man.
02:59You know, you really didn't need to do that.
03:01I could've handled it.
03:02Yeah, I know.
03:05And by the way, I weigh 103 pounds.
03:09Sorry.
03:13Man.
03:15I hate high school.
03:19I don't give a damn about my reputation.
03:24Living in the past, it's a new generation.
03:29You don't do what you want to do, and that's what I'm gonna do.
03:33And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation.
03:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:41Not me.
03:43Wah!
03:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:46Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
03:48I don't give a damn about my reputation.
03:53I've never been afraid of any deviation.
03:57And nobody can think I'm strange
04:00I ain't gonna change
04:01And I'm never gonna care for my bad reputation
04:06Got me!
04:13You know, I ran into Mrs. Patton today at Farmer Jack, and...
04:18She said she saw you smoking.
04:23Well, she's crazy.
04:24Mom, I can't believe you.
04:27Do you seriously think I would start smoking?
04:29Okay, all right.
04:31You know, I had a friend that used to smoke.
04:34You know what he's doing now?
04:36He's dead.
04:39Now you think smoking makes you look cool?
04:40Let's go dig him up now and see how cool he looks.
04:43Daddy, if I started smoking, I would tell you.
04:46Oh, good. Now I don't have to worry.
04:48Hey, Dad, guess what?
04:50They're showing Monty Python and the Holy Grail at Parkway Saturday night.
04:53Neil, Bill, and I are gonna watch it twice in a row.
04:56Great.
04:57Well, Sam, isn't the homecoming dance Saturday night?
05:00Yeah.
05:01Are you going?
05:03No. Why would I do that?
05:05Well, you sister's going.
05:06No, I'm not.
05:07All right, kids.
05:08High school is for learning, but it's also where you should be learning how to socialize.
05:14That's what high school dances are all about.
05:17No, they're not.
05:18There's a chance for the popular kids to experiment with sex in their cars.
05:21Lindsay!
05:21Hey!
05:22I mean, if that's what you want me to do, then I'd be happy to go.
05:26You know, there was a girl in our school.
05:30She had premarital sex.
05:33You know what she did on graduation day?
05:36Died of an overdose.
05:38Heroin.
05:39Dad, are any of your friends alive?
05:41Smart ones.
05:43I'm sure there are plenty of kids who are just dying for someone to ask them.
05:48Mom, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
05:51Honey, it's stupid until you consider how happy it'll make somebody who really wants to go.
05:56Nobody I know wants to go.
05:57Lindsay.
05:58Dad.
05:58Honey.
05:59Great.
06:00No, that works out perfect.
06:01You know, I'm having a Midnight Madness deer hunting sale at night, and you can come wait
06:06on all those nice hunters.
06:08The choice is yours.
06:17Thanks, Carla.
06:23Hey, Eli.
06:24I think Tom needs a hug.
06:27My buddy!
06:29My buddy!
06:30My buddy!
06:32Oh, okay.
06:34Okay.
06:36You're such a jerk, man.
06:38What?
06:38Eli, I like you.
06:39Congratulations.
06:46Hey, Mr. K.
06:47Mr. Schweber.
06:48Mr. Schweber.
06:55Oh, oh.
06:57Mr. Bones.
06:58Mr. Spock.
06:59May I join you here in the Enterprise mess hall?
07:03I'm so hungry I could eat a Tribble.
07:07I don't get it.
07:09Who's that?
07:10John Wayne.
07:12Oh, okay.
07:14Yeah.
07:15Why does my mom always put a note in my lunch?
07:17It's so embarrassing.
07:19At least your mom doesn't write the note on the bag.
07:26Are you guys going to the homecoming dance?
07:28No.
07:29I really don't see that happening.
07:33I'm sorry.
07:34Did I crush your Twinkies?
07:35Hey, what did you do that for?
07:37What are you going to do?
07:38Go crying to your sister?
07:40Sam Rear?
07:41No.
07:42No, I'm not.
07:43Mr. Kowchewski, I'll smash my Twinkies.
07:46Oh, my God, you're such a woman.
07:51Alan, you don't have anything better to do than to crush Mr. Rear's dessert?
07:54Oh, well, you know, I was just bending down to talk to him, and I accidentally leaned on it.
07:58I'm sorry.
08:00Why don't you go do the nice thing and buy him some new ones?
08:02Oh, yes, sir.
08:05Thank you, Mr. Kowchewski.
08:07Sam, you want some advice?
08:09Be a man.
08:13You shouldn't let Alan do that to you.
08:16I don't see you doing anything.
08:19My dad tells me to stay out of fights that don't affect me directly.
08:22You know, it would sure be nice if you guys backed me up once in a while.
08:25You know, my sister doesn't.
08:26She's a girl.
08:27Yeah, yeah, but if we back you up, then Alan's going to terrorize us, too.
08:32Listen, you guys have got to help me, Russ.
08:34He's never going to leave me alone.
08:38Oh.
08:47Hey, Daniel.
08:48Hey, Lindsay.
08:50What's up?
08:51Where you been?
08:52I've been...
08:53around.
08:56Come on, let's hit the patio.
09:00Oh, the smoking patio.
09:02Mm-hmm.
09:03Okay.
09:05It's all right.
09:06They don't bite.
09:08Okay.
09:13Ow.
09:15Don't touch me, you scuzz.
09:17I'm sorry.
09:18Your butt was calling to me.
09:23Hey, Nicholas, you get those M-80s?
09:25I don't know, man.
09:25You got the money.
09:32You guys know Lindsay?
09:34Hi.
09:35You were, uh, you were in my English class last year, right?
09:38You're that chick who got an A.
09:40Yeah, well, what are you going to do?
09:45I don't know.
09:46What are you going to do?
09:55So, are you guys going to the homecoming dance?
09:59I beg your pardon?
10:00That's funny.
10:01It's a joke, right?
10:03My dad's kind of making me go.
10:06Dad's making you go to the dance?
10:08Man, what's that all about?
10:10Who's your dad?
10:12Hitler?
10:14I just thought maybe, you know, you guys were going to go.
10:17To make fun of people.
10:19I mean, that could be kind of funny, right?
10:21I would go, but I have a prior engagement.
10:26My cousin just sent me a bunch of mushrooms, and I'm going to eat them.
10:30Look, I mean, you know they're going to play disco, right?
10:33Disco sucks.
10:34I hate disco.
10:38I'd rather make out Principal Farber.
10:41Again?
10:43Shut up, man.
10:50What, what?
10:51Oh, my God, man.
10:54Oh.
10:54I can't wait till you're not paying attention.
10:57Check it out.
10:58Here, here, here.
10:58Check it out.
10:59What do you want?
10:59Hey, man, wait up!
11:02Lindsay?
11:04Linz?
11:05Friend of yours?
11:07Linz?
11:09I'll be right back, okay?
11:12Okay.
11:12Okay.
11:15Millie, what are you doing out here?
11:18What are you doing out here?
11:19This place is for freaks.
11:22Millie, go away.
11:25Today's the deadline to enter the academic decathlon.
11:27Mr. Rosso said you didn't turn your application.
11:30What?
11:31Millie, I'm not entering.
11:34But you're our best mathlete.
11:37Could we not talk about this right now?
11:41Lindsay, what's wrong with you?
11:43There's nothing wrong with me.
11:44I just don't want to do decathlon this year.
11:47Well, aren't you at least going to help us sell our freshmen at the homecoming dance?
11:51We're trying to raise money to buy the school computer.
11:58Gentlemen, here's my advice.
12:01Listen, Anil.
12:03You should handle Alan the same way Han Solo dealt with Jabba the Hutt.
12:08Avoid him.
12:10Just avoid him forever.
12:12Just for four years.
12:14Sam, there's Sandy Sanders.
12:19Dream on, Sam.
12:21Oh, man.
12:22Uh-oh.
12:23Incoming.
12:25Hey, Sam, I've been looking all over for you.
12:27Is this your jacket?
12:30Yeah.
12:31Yeah, you left in science, so I didn't want it to get all dirty.
12:36Oh, thanks, Cindy.
12:38That was really nice of you.
12:40Yeah, well, I'll see you later.
12:45Sam.
12:47You are so in.
12:48What?
12:50She brought you your jacket.
12:52That means she saw it, she remembered it was yours, she picked it up and carried it through
12:58the halls.
12:59People probably saw her with it and everything.
13:03I wonder if she has a date for the dance.
13:06Cindy Sanders is in love with you, man.
13:21Really think Cindy likes me?
13:23Hello?
13:24The jacket?
13:25No way.
13:26We're not her species.
13:28Listen, just do me a favor.
13:29Ask around.
13:30See if she has a date for the dance.
13:32Who should I ask?
13:34Okay, the dance is tomorrow.
13:37She's a cheerleader.
13:39You've seen Star Wars 27 times.
13:41Do the math.
13:42I know, I know, but my dad always tells me that the prettiest girls usually don't get
13:46asked out because guys are too afraid to ask them.
13:49Really?
13:51Maybe I should ask out Farrah Fawcett Majors.
13:53Hey, maybe I should ask out Bill's mom.
13:57You better not.
13:58Listen, just ask around, okay?
14:00Don't even think about it.
14:03Get out of the way.
14:05Hey!
14:07Chemistry exam you ordered?
14:08All right, good job.
14:11Where are the answers?
14:14You just had to steal the test.
14:16Oh, good work, genius.
14:18Way to use your brain.
14:19What?
14:21I'm cutting.
14:22Who's got gum?
14:24Sorry.
14:28Oh, yeah, that's real great, you know?
14:31Why don't you blow your nose in some bread and make me a sandwich, too?
14:35Why is everyone calling out my butt today?
14:37You're a moron.
14:39Hey, Kim, I got some.
14:41What's she doing here?
14:43No, she's our friend.
14:45What, are you doing her so that she'll help you with your math homework?
14:48Hey, lay off.
14:50Um, Kim, I...
14:51I wasn't talking to you, brain.
14:53Don't you have a test to take or something?
14:55Hey, would you be cool, please?
14:59Did I do something to you?
15:01You're here.
15:03Kim.
15:05Well, I have as much right to be here as you do.
15:11Hey, brain.
15:13A shoplift in your daddy's store.
15:15You're just some rich kid who's trying to piss off her parents.
15:19You think you can hang with these guys?
15:21You think that's gonna make you cool?
15:26I don't know what to tell you.
15:30You know what?
15:32I'm sorry.
15:34Let's be friends.
15:36Hey.
15:38There.
15:39Now we're friends.
15:40See you at the mall.
15:41Where are you?
15:41On your period?
15:43Hey, if you want to hang around with your little poser friend here and pretend with her,
15:47then that's your waste of time.
15:48Just keep her the hell away from me.
15:55That is exactly why I don't carry a purse.
16:01I gotta, I gotta get to shop class if you don't want to pass.
16:06Here.
16:07I'm sorry.
16:12Don't you have to get to class two?
16:15Oh.
16:16Well, I'll survive.
16:23These shorts aren't very flattering, are they?
16:27No, no, no.
16:28You look good.
16:29Thanks.
16:32Hey, how come your sister is dressing so weird now?
16:35What do you mean?
16:36I don't know.
16:37I mean, she's been wearing your dad's army jacket.
16:40I don't know.
16:41Well, she's been acting weird never since her grandma died.
16:48You're dead, weird.
16:54Alan?
16:56What?
16:59What's the point of all this?
17:02Point?
17:06Point is, you're dead, too, little man.
17:19I kind of wish I didn't come to school today.
17:27Hi.
17:28Would you, um, would you go to homecoming dance with me?
17:32Um, I would, but, um, I already have a date, so I can't.
17:38Sorry.
17:39Will you go to homecoming dance with me?
17:44Eli, what?
17:45There's a bee on your book.
17:46Where?
17:46Oh, I'll get it.
17:49What's the matter with you?
17:51Sure.
17:52I'm sorry.
17:53Didn't mean to upset your husband.
17:57Oh, yeah?
17:58What if he was my husband?
17:59That'd be some kind of joke to you?
18:02It's no joke to me.
18:03I think you two make a good couple.
18:05Yeah?
18:07Maybe we do.
18:10Hey, Eli.
18:11Do you want to go to the homecoming dance with me?
18:14Yes.
18:15Yes, I do.
18:16We are pleased.
18:17Yeah.
18:17I will go.
18:19Good.
18:20Yeah.
18:22Come on, Eli.
18:25Come on, Eli.
18:32All right, fellas.
18:33I just want to let you know that in honor of the big homecoming game tomorrow, I'm going
18:38to give you guys the day off.
18:41Can we go home?
18:43Schweiber, don't be an idiot, all right?
18:46I mean, we're going to do something fun.
18:49I'm going to let you guys play dodgeball.
18:53Yeah!
18:55Wow.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:03All right, come on, guys.
19:04Let's go.
19:09Would somebody please tell me what's supposed to be fun about this?
19:13If we just let ourselves get hit, then we can shit out.
19:18But I just pretend to get hit.
19:20Nobody'd know.
19:21I don't think we can.
19:23Ladies, put down the mascara, get in there and play.
19:26Come on.
19:30Very nuts.
19:32I can't take it, man.
19:33I've got to get out of here.
19:35Hey, look.
19:35The man's making a run for it.
19:37Hey, only my mom's allowed to call me that.
19:47Ow.
19:50Ow.
19:51Okay, now it's time to smear weird.
19:56Sam, get away from me.
19:57We need to stick together.
19:58Are you crazy?
19:59Hey, kid, stop.
20:01Ow.
20:02Yeah.
20:04Oh, my God.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Hey, Steinleman.
20:08Hey, hey, hey.
20:09That's illegal.
20:10You're out of there.
20:11What?
20:12All right, Schweiber.
20:12Come on, walk it off.
20:15Sit out, you double head.
20:19There's nowhere to hide, weird.
20:22Kid, get away from us.
20:23That psycho's after you.
20:26Pick him up and throw.
20:30That's the way.
20:31Nice throw, puss.
20:32He caught my ball.
20:33I'm out.
20:35I'm out.
20:36Yeah.
20:40Go, Tim.
20:42Go.
20:43Go.
20:51Hey, let's go.
21:13Oh, my God!
21:16All right, White, take a seat.
21:18Come on, Weir, throw it back.
21:21Catch it. Come on.
21:34Dodgeball's kind of a stupid game, isn't it?
21:39You just signed your death warrant.
21:44Man, that chick takes you, I'm telling you.
21:46She likes me. Yes!
21:48That's really great.
21:50That's right.
21:52That's Eli. What?
21:53That Jimmy Carter, he's some president, right?
21:56Oh. Yeah, he's really doing a hell of a job.
21:57Oh, he's doing a hell of a job.
22:01Hey, I gotta say, I'm a little concerned about his handling of the economy.
22:05Oh, aren't you?
22:07I'm a little concerned.
22:08Maybe.
22:09Maybe I'm a little, I'm a little concerned.
22:13Come on, come on, Eli.
22:15Give him a break.
22:15I mean, look what he's done to the Middle East.
22:17To Middle East.
22:18To Middle East.
22:19Middle East.
22:21Middle East.
22:23Middle East.
22:23I bet you've been President Eli.
22:25President Eli?
22:26Okay.
22:27President Eli!
22:29President Eli!
22:30Hey, you guys, cut it out.
22:32Leave him alone.
22:32What?
22:34We're having a political discussion here.
22:36Yeah, we're political.
22:37Eli, you don't have to talk to them.
22:38They're just being mean.
22:40No, but you're my buddies.
22:41You're my buddies.
22:43We're buddies.
22:44Ain't that right, Mr. President?
22:46No, they're not, Eli.
22:48I'm making them laugh.
22:49Right?
22:50Yeah.
22:51Not this way.
22:52There's a good kind of laughing and a bad kind of laughing.
22:54This is bad.
22:56Eli, they're only laughing at you because you're retarded.
22:58I'm not retarded.
22:59I'm special.
23:02I'm special.
23:03Eli, you are special.
23:04I'm just special.
23:04Yeah, I know.
23:05I'm sorry.
23:05I know you're special.
23:07They're being mean to you.
23:08I'm not retarded.
23:10Okay.
23:11You're retarded!
23:12I'm sorry!
23:12No!
23:13No!
23:13I'm not retarded!
23:14I'm special!
23:16I don't wanna go and dance with you!
23:18No!
23:18I'm sorry!
23:22Oh, my God!
23:25You'll be okay.
23:27Go to the nursery.
23:28Oh!
23:30And I'm the mean one?
23:31How does that work?
23:33Don't move.
23:50So, what's going on here?
23:54I was trying to do something nice in this stupid school where nothing nice ever happens,
24:00but instead, Eli broke his arm and now I feel like the biggest idiot in the world.
24:06No.
24:07Why aren't you taking part in the academic decathlon?
24:11What?
24:12We need you.
24:13You're our best mathlete.
24:15Oh, God.
24:17Please don't say that word.
24:20You having some problems at home?
24:23No, I'm not.
24:25Is it a boy?
24:26No.
24:27Hey, you can tell me.
24:30I know it seems square to actually talk to your guidance counselor, but I was a kid once,
24:34too.
24:34And not that long ago.
24:36Mr. Rosso, there's nothing to tell.
24:39No.
24:39Trust me.
24:41Okay.
24:44I see the problem here.
24:46Let's just rap.
24:48As people.
24:49Okay?
24:50No pressure.
24:52From now on, I'm not Mr. Rosso, guidance counselor.
24:55You're not.
24:56No.
24:58I'm just Jeff, your friend who cares.
25:01Jeff.
25:03Exactly.
25:04And you're not Ms. Weir, high school student.
25:08You're Lindsay, a girl who seems like she needs a friend.
25:12So, come on, Linz.
25:15Talk to your buddy, Jeff.
25:19Jeff?
25:21I've never felt better in all my life.
25:25Well, then maybe someone should tell your face.
25:33Ah, yes.
25:34Interesting problem.
25:36Cressman bullies.
25:37He's obviously acting out his insecurities in a new environment.
25:40If you can disconnect emotionally, it's really quite sad.
25:43In his own way, he's reaching out for a friend.
25:46Not that you should feel sorry for him, though.
25:48His kind should be destroyed.
25:50So, what do we do?
25:52I would recommend the Cressman conundrum.
25:54What the hell is that?
25:56Tom Cressman, my freshman tormentor.
26:00The idea was, if you fight your bully, afterwards, whether you win or lose, they'll tend to leave you alone.
26:06Did it work?
26:08He broke my tailbone, but the results were effective.
26:10He got expelled.
26:11It's a good plan.
26:12It's a terrible plan.
26:14It's a terrible plan.
26:14Okay, I'm not fighting Alan.
26:16He's not my tormentor.
26:17I know every route he takes to each class, and I avoid those hauls.
26:21It's that simple.
26:22Start leaving out the janitor's door like I did.
26:27Are you looking for a fight, dork?
26:29No, sir.
26:31Well, you're gonna get one!
26:40Tell me about this stupid Cressman conundrum.
26:55Hey, are you... are you... are you okay?
26:59Is it just me, or is the whole world suck?
27:04Alright, after class, you and me are cutting out of here.
27:08Cutting?
27:10Yeah, yeah.
27:11I got something to show you.
27:13That... it's gonna make you feel better.
27:22I guess the first thing that we gotta do is get him on the ground.
27:26How are we supposed to do that? Cut his legs off?
27:29Did I wear a cup for this?
27:32That's between you and your God, Bill.
27:46Hey, Geek!
27:49You got a problem?
27:53Uh... no.
27:55I was... I was just looking at a friend of mine.
27:58Are you telling me that I look like a friend of yours?
28:03Hey, Kim, I think he likes you.
28:07Is that true?
28:08Do you like me?
28:11Do you... love me?
28:15I... I like you like a friend.
28:18I don't think so.
28:20I think you like me like me.
28:24I think you wanna kiss me.
28:27Do you wanna kiss me?
28:30I... I don't know.
28:32Come on.
28:34Just one little kiss.
28:37I'll be your girlfriend.
28:47In your dreams, Geek.
28:53Maybe we should get her to beat up Alan.
29:00Go.
29:02Go.
29:06Wait for me, man.
29:12Be prepared to have your mind blown.
29:20Check it out, man.
29:22That's, uh, 14 mounted toms.
29:26Eight floor toms.
29:27Four splashes, two gongs.
29:30Uh, ten cowbells, four rides, five snares, man.
29:33A rototom rack.
29:35And it's all mounted on my infamous quadruple kick drum system.
29:40Six more pieces.
29:40I got a bigger kit than Neil Peart from Rush.
29:43Yeah.
29:45That's great, Nick.
29:47Look, these teachers...
29:49These teachers want us to work.
29:50You know?
29:52And I say, fine.
29:53I'll work.
29:54But you gotta let me do the kind of work that I wanna do.
29:58And for me, Lindsey, it's...
30:00It's my drum kit, man.
30:02This is my passion, you know?
30:04This is...
30:05This is the essence of who I am now.
30:08But before I had this, I was lost too.
30:11You see what I'm saying?
30:13You need to find your reason for living.
30:18You gotta find your big, gigantic drum kit.
30:22You know?
30:27Hey, maybe I'll buy a clarinet.
30:32Yeah.
30:36If you're not going to the dance, I thought...
30:37I thought you could come over to my house.
30:39A bunch of guys who play guitar are gonna come over.
30:41We just, uh...
30:43I don't know, we were gonna try to play, like,
30:44Dark Side of the Moon or something.
30:45Just tell your dad you went.
30:48I can't lie to my dad.
30:51Really?
30:54Yeah.
30:56Okay.
30:57Why don't you tell your dad that you got a date?
31:00Now, listen.
31:01I'll put on a suit.
31:03Alright?
31:04I'll come pick you up.
31:06Talk nice to your dad.
31:07And then I'll take you to the school.
31:08And we can...
31:09Look, we can walk up to the door of the dance.
31:11And then we can...
31:12Take off.
31:13That way you can tell your dad you went.
31:14You wouldn't be lying.
31:17You'd really do that?
31:20Absolutely.
31:28Hello there.
31:30Hello, Jeff.
31:32Guess who's in trouble?
31:36Here's the deal.
31:38If you take part in the academic decathlon,
31:41I'll forget this ever happened.
31:45You're forcing me to be a mathlete?
31:48That is so not fair.
31:49The world is not black and white.
31:52It's gray.
31:53And I really think it'd be good for you.
31:56Jeff...
31:58I really can't do that.
32:03Fine, Miss Weir.
32:05Then maybe it's time for some tough love.
32:08How about I, uh, call your parents,
32:10and I let them know that their daughter's turning into a burnout who skips class.
32:14No.
32:15And you know what?
32:16I can't make you be a mathlete.
32:19But I can make you work the refreshment table at the homecoming dance.
32:25I'll see you Saturday at 7.
32:28You know who used to cut class?
32:30Jimi Hendrix.
32:32You know what happened to him?
32:34He died choking on his own vomit.
32:37Daddy, I skipped Latin.
32:40Oh, well, I can understand why you wouldn't want to learn about that.
32:43It's only the building block of our language.
32:46Well, I'm just glad your grandmother wasn't alive to hear about this.
32:52You can't cut corners in life.
32:55You know who cut corners?
32:57Kennedy.
32:57Kennedy cut corners when he was running the Bay of Pigs.
33:01A lot of good men lost their lives because of it.
33:04You know who else cut corners?
33:06Janis Joplin.
33:07Dad!
33:08What are you talking about?
33:11You don't make any sense.
33:13I just cut class and guess what?
33:14Everybody's still alive.
33:16Just leave me alone!
33:17Get out!
33:25You understand what I'm saying, don't you, Sam?
33:30Yeah.
33:31Good.
33:32Pass the rolls.
33:54You know what?
33:55Can I come in?
34:03Do you think that me, Neil and Bill could beat up Alan?
34:10Just Alan?
34:12Yeah.
34:14Alan and his buddies?
34:17Nota, maybe.
34:19Yeah, that's what I thought.
34:24Um, why are you throwing your life away?
34:29Did Dad tell you to ask me that?
34:33No.
34:34Millie did.
34:36Figures.
34:38Forget it.
34:39You know, tell her to mind her own business.
34:45You know, just because she asked me to ask you doesn't even know I was going to tell her what
34:49you said.
34:54Sam.
34:58Did Mom and Dad ever tell you that I was the only one with Grandma when she died?
35:03No.
35:06Yeah.
35:09They went down to the cafeteria to get some coffee.
35:14And all of a sudden Grandma looked so terrified.
35:17And I didn't know what to do.
35:21She grabbed my hand and told me she didn't want to go.
35:26She looked so scared, Sam.
35:29So I said, well, you know, can you see God or Heaven or a light or anything?
35:37What did she say?
35:40No.
35:42There's nothing.
35:47She was a good person all her life.
35:49That's what she got.
35:50And I think that's a bad.
36:01So...
36:02You do think that we could beat up that one?
36:13Yeah, he's a goner.
36:25Oh, Mama, I'm in fear for my life.
36:29I'm the long arm of the law.
36:36Lawmen is putting in to my running, and I'm so far from my home.
36:46Oh, Mama, I can hear you are crying, you're so scared of all of us.
36:51Oh, man, where's Sam?
36:53It's almost 3 o'clock.
36:55Alan's gonna be here soon.
36:56I'll bet he forgot his math part.
36:57I'm sure he's coming.
36:58All right.
37:00Colin!
37:01He came to help us?
37:02No way.
37:03I just came to watch.
37:04It should be exciting.
37:05Uh, because we're gonna win?
37:08Either way.
37:11Oh, man, where's Sam?
37:14Sam!
37:15Can't talk.
37:16Gotta fight out.
37:21Hi, Sam.
37:25Oh, hi, Cindy.
37:28Where's Sam?
37:28It's 3 o'clock.
37:30Oh, okay.
37:31So now, don't let Alan hit any of your pressure points, cause if he does, you're not gonna feel
37:36anything, but you'll drop dead in three days.
37:40Oh, man, my stomach hurts.
37:42Bill, you'll be fine.
37:44No, it really hurts.
37:45I think I should go home.
37:47This is how Houdini died.
37:49Oh, you should always guard your face, cause if the other guy hits him in the nose, it could
37:53drive the nose bone into your brain.
37:55Then you'll release your bowels and die.
37:57Shut up, would ya?
37:58No, he's right.
38:00There are a lot of ways to die in a fight.
38:03Maybe we should put this off.
38:04Hey, there's Sam.
38:07Sam!
38:08Sam!
38:10Sam!
38:11Stop it!
38:11Stop it, you Warren!
38:11It's not Sam, it's Alan!
38:13What?
38:15So, um, what are you doing?
38:17Just going home.
38:18How about you?
38:19I'm cheering at the game.
38:22Oh.
38:24Well, you're dressed for...
38:29What are you losers doing on my street?
38:32Nothing.
38:32We're kinda here to beat you up.
38:34Bill!
38:34Well, we are.
38:35Are you?
38:36He's...
38:37He's just...
38:38He's kidding.
38:38I'm not talking to you, dork.
38:41What are you laughing at, Pinhead?
38:42Oh, oh, I'm just here to watch.
38:44Oh, really?
38:45Well, watch this.
39:00You are so dead!
39:08Mom.
39:09I gotta get out there.
39:11I'll see ya.
39:12All right.
39:12See ya.
39:15Hey, Cindy?
39:16Yeah?
39:20I was wondering...
39:28Uh...
39:33You want a piece of me?
39:34I'll kill you!
39:35Bring it on!
39:41Uh...
39:45Do you want to go to the homecoming dance with me?
39:49Well, I'm already going with Dan Lewis.
39:51He asked me two weeks ago.
39:55Oh, okay.
39:56I mean, yeah.
39:58I just thought I would ask, just in case he didn't have anyone to go with.
40:04Well, um...
40:05I gotta get out there, so I'll see ya.
40:07Okay.
40:09If you're there, I'll save a dance for you.
40:12Okay.
40:14See ya.
40:18That could be good.
40:24Get off me, you psychos!
40:28Fuck!
40:30You ripped my shirt!
40:32You're gonna buy me a new shirt!
40:34You guys are all dead, man!
40:36Really dead!
40:41I got punched in the nose, but I'm still alive.
40:45I guess the nose one must have missed my brain.
40:48Yeah, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore.
40:51Mine does.
40:52Ugh.
40:54Did you see me?
40:55I was taunting him.
40:56He was terrified.
40:59Did you see me?
40:59I had his arms.
41:01Totally shut him down.
41:03I had his shoes.
41:07Wait a minute.
41:09You guys fought Alan.
41:12No.
41:12We got hit by a car.
41:14Listen, I'm so sorry.
41:16I was talking to Cindy.
41:19He really stood up for me.
41:21You should see how he looks.
41:23We tore his shirt.
41:25So what'd she say?
41:26She's got a date.
41:28She's saving a dance for me.
41:30So you're going.
41:32Yeah.
41:33You got a slow dance.
41:35Yeah.
41:36Definitely slow.
41:39Thanks.
41:40You know, I'll be there the next time.
41:42Oh, God.
41:43I hope that's not the next time.
42:08Look, uh, I know you're not happy about this, but, uh, don't make me the bad guy here.
42:15If the worst thing in your life is somebody makes you go to a dance, then I'd say you have
42:19a pretty good life.
42:20Good job.
42:22Good job.
42:22That's ahead of me.
42:26Good job.
42:28Good job.
42:31Good job.
42:31Good job.
42:49Homecoming Пуlden
42:50To carry on
43:12Hi, Cindy.
43:14Hey, Sam.
43:16I was wondering, um...
43:20You said you'd save a dance for me.
43:23So, can I have it now?
43:28I mean, if you're not busy.
43:32I'm not busy.
43:33My childhood friends and the dreams we had
43:39We lived happily forever
43:42So the story goes
43:47But somehow we missed out
43:51On the part of gold
43:54But we'll try the best that we can
44:02To carry on
44:10Of this
44:13Come on, Sam
44:19A gathering of angels
44:23Appearing above my head
44:26They sang to me this song of hope
44:30And this is what they said
44:33They said
44:34Come sail away
44:35Come sail away
44:37Come sail away with me
44:39Lads
44:40Come sail away
44:42Come sail away
44:43Come sail away with me
44:47Come sail away
44:48Come sail away
44:50Come sail away with me
44:51What are you thinking about, Lindsay?
44:54I think I'm gonna dance with Eli.
44:57I'll bring it back, Jeff.
44:59Uh, Lindsay.
45:00Maybe you should start calling me Mr. Rosso.
45:03Oh, I'll bring it back, Jeff.
45:37I thought that they were angels
45:40But you're my surprise
45:44We climbed aboard our starship
45:47We're headed for the skies
45:50Come sail away, come sail away
45:54Come sail away
45:55Now that's the perfect couple.
45:57I mean, they got some chemistry.
45:58Shut up.
46:00What can I do?
46:03Come sail away, come sail away
46:07Come sail away with me
46:09Come sail away, come sail away
46:13Come sail away with me
46:16Come sail away, come sail away
46:20Come sail away with me
46:22Come sail away, come sail away
46:26Come sail away with me
46:28Come sail away, come sail away
46:33Come sail away, please
46:58Come sail away, please
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