00:00Hey! Look! The Dungeons & Dragons ride!
00:08Wow! Neat!
00:10Give me a break!
00:11I don't like this!
00:13What's happening?
00:15Whoa!
00:17Where are we?
00:20Look out!
00:24Fear not, Ranger!
00:28Barbarian,
00:30Magician, Leaf,
00:33Cavalier,
00:34and Acrobat!
00:45Who was that?
00:47That was Venger, the force of evil!
00:50I am Dungeon Master,
00:52your guide in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
01:06It must be 120 degrees in the shade,
01:09and there isn't any shade!
01:11You can say that again!
01:12With four suns up there, what'd you guys expect?
01:19I faced the same situation on safari once.
01:22I was lost. The sun was baking my brains!
01:26So that's what happened to your brains!
01:29Then what'd you do, Eric?
01:30Simple! Call Dad on the walkie-talkie,
01:33and our gardener picked me up in the golf cart!
01:35In Africa?
01:36No! In my backyard!
01:38Listen! Dungeon Master told us to keep moving toward the setting suns!
01:42And that means this way!
01:45Dungeon Master?
01:46We haven't seen that bozo for two days!
01:49I say we go any way we want to!
01:51Okay, wise guy!
01:52Which way shall we go?
01:54Huh?
01:55I say we go!
01:58Yeah!
02:01Uh, look!
02:02Yeah!
02:03That's the biggest bug I've ever seen!
02:06You can say that again!
02:07There's no time! Run!
02:12Yeah!
02:15Come on! Hurry!
02:19Faster! That scorpion's catching up!
02:22A scorpion? A-catching up? Faster?
02:24Sounds like trouble!
02:26He can't!
02:36Phew! That was a close one!
02:42Quick! Get in here!
02:45That scorpion's too big to come in after us!
02:49WHER Ty to come in after us!
02:50Okay!
02:55Oh boy!
02:57Oh boy!
02:59Fuck!
03:05To be raped!
03:11you're my...
03:13You're my...
03:13Yeah, handheld!
03:15Wooahirts!
03:16Yeah, uh!
03:17No!
03:17Jelena!
03:17So what is it?!
03:22Phew! That was close!
03:26No!
03:29Oh! Hello!
03:31It's gone! The scorpion's gone!
03:34Look! There's a knight!
03:36He must have saved us!
03:37How can we ever thank you, sir?
03:40Thank me? For what?
03:43For driving away that giant scorpion.
03:45Oh, that!
03:47That was nothing all in a day's work for a knight, you know?
03:53Neat!
03:54Some work. Do they have a school for that?
03:57Yeah, dummy. Knight school. Get it?
04:00Well, I best be on my way.
04:02You be careful out here. No telling what you may run into.
04:05But who are you?
04:07They call me Sir John, official protector of the village of Pindrake,
04:11and battler of beasts, dragons, and demons!
04:14And scorpions!
04:17Did you hear what he said?
04:19No telling what we may run into.
04:22No telling?
04:23Ah! Dungeon Master!
04:25Do you always have to do that?
04:27No, not always.
04:29Huh?
04:29I have found a possible way for you to get home, but it is very dangerous.
04:35What isn't dangerous around here? Go on, Dungeon Master.
04:39Far to the east, there is a sad and desolate land. It is known as the Valley of the Beholder.
04:46Yuck! It looks horrible!
04:49It wasn't always so. It was once the most beautiful valley in the realm.
04:54Until the Beholder came...
04:56What is a Beholder, anyway?
04:58The Beholder is a foul and evil beast who came up from the underworld and destroyed all things of beauty
05:05in the valley.
05:06Oh, gross! I can't even see all of it, and I can tell it's gross.
05:11It is the Beholder who guards the passageway to your birth world.
05:15You mean we have to meet this ugly guy?
05:18Not just meet him. You must defeat him.
05:21And remember, sometimes by looking back, you can see a clearer path through what lies ahead.
05:28Oh, brother, here he goes again.
05:30But beware, for only beauty can defeat the eye of the beholder.
05:37Aw, give me a break.
05:39Whoa, he's gone!
05:46What you doing, Bobby?
05:47What Dungeon Master said, trying to look backwards to see forward.
05:54But all I see is the place where we met that night, Sir John.
05:57Yeah, well, sometimes Dungeon Master...
06:00Wait! That's it!
06:03Sir John is in our past, but he may be the key to our future.
06:07That's right! Anybody brave enough to take on that scorpion ought to have an easy time with the Beholder.
06:12Great! For once, somebody else can fight the creepy slime that inhabits this world.
06:17He went this way!
06:19Well, let's find him!
06:21And so, Sir John, it is the decision of this council that a cowardly knight such as you offers this
06:28village no protection.
06:31But, sir, I...
06:32And it is our intention to hire a new and braver knight to replace you as soon as one can
06:38be found.
06:40Oh, Father, not again.
06:42There are no villages left for us to go to.
06:45Mr. Mayor, sir, will you not reconsider?
06:48I mean, my boy and I, it's just that we...
06:51Well, I suppose if you were to perform an act of extreme bravery, finally, we might consider letting you stay.
06:59Oh, he will, Mr. Mayor, he will!
07:01Yes, I will!
07:03I, uh, be brave, that is!
07:04This is your last chance, Sir John!
07:07Your last chance!
07:11You can do it, Father!
07:12I know you can!
07:14Boy, I don't think I'll ever eat mushrooms again.
07:17I don't think you could eat these mushrooms, Eric.
07:20This place gives me goosebumps.
07:22Just stick together.
07:23Yeah, no telling what we might run into.
07:28What's that?
07:29I don't know, but it didn't sound friendly.
07:32For once, I agree with you, Uni.
07:34Presto!
07:35How about using your magic to throw the light on the subject?
07:39Light?
07:40No problem.
07:41Piece of cake.
07:43They're all the magical trees!
07:46Ew!
07:46Who are they?
07:47Not who!
07:48What are they?
07:50Well, whatever they are, the light hurts their eyes.
07:52No!
07:54It's a...
07:55Achoo!
07:56Oh, no!
07:58No!
07:59If it's light we need, it's light we'll get.
08:05It's working!
08:06I don't know how long we can hold them off.
08:09Hey, look out!
08:12Whoa!
08:13I can't believe this!
08:15Whoa!
08:15We're fighting snails!
08:16Yeah, and losing!
08:18Powers that come and go in the night!
08:20Vanish these snail things from my sight!
08:24Hey!
08:24Get this thing off me!
08:27Hey!
08:28Whoa!
08:29Maybe I can let some sunshine in!
08:31Look!
08:36Maybe I can!
08:37Whoa!
08:39Whoa!
08:40Uni, run!
08:40Come on!
08:41You gotta find Sir John!
08:42Quick!
08:43Oh!
08:45Whoa!
08:46Hey!
08:48Woo!
08:50Whoa!
08:55Whoa!
08:57What was fun?
08:59Whoa!
09:00Somebody help us!
09:01Hey!
09:02Somebody help us!
09:04Whoa!
09:05Whoa!
09:09Where do you think they're taking us?
09:11Any place they want to.
09:15Hey, all right, all right.
09:16We'll shut up.
09:18I've got to do something brave.
09:20I've got to do it for my boys.
09:21Something brave, but what?
09:25Gads, trouble.
09:26Not yet.
09:27I'm not ready.
09:30Whoa!
09:36Oh, a monster!
09:39Oh, he ate you.
09:42And where are your friends?
09:45Oh, it's me.
09:48What? Me?
09:49Go with you?
09:51Oh, that's impossible.
09:53You see, I have to perform a brave act.
09:59Hey, I say, come back with my torch.
10:03Don't leave me here alone.
10:05In the dark?
10:10Halt!
10:15Hey, Fred, I finally did.
10:31Good girl, Uni.
10:33Look, it's Sir John.
10:35He drove away those snail things.
10:41I knew you'd come to save us, Sir John.
10:44What?
10:45Oh, yes.
10:47Here.
10:48We don't have much, but please accept this flower as a sign of our thanks.
10:53But I...
10:54Well, thank you for bestowing such a great honor on an old knight, my lady.
11:00Actually, Sir John, you saved us the trouble of coming to find you.
11:04Find me?
11:05What for?
11:06Well, we...
11:07Ah, we want you to take us to the Beholder.
11:10The Beholder?
11:11That would require great bravery.
11:14That's why we want you, Sir John.
11:16Right.
11:16You're the bravest man we've met since we've been in this world.
11:20Oh?
11:22I am?
11:23Well, of course, but...
11:25Great, then you'll do it.
11:27What?
11:27Uh, well, uh, but first, I'll have to go back and, uh, get my shield.
11:33Wait!
11:33Presto can conjure you up a shield.
11:36Meow.
11:37Uh, powers of magic that come with the dawn.
11:40Uh, make up a shield for brave Sir John.
11:43Oh!
11:46Ah!
11:49Oh, brother.
11:51Sorry.
11:53Here you go, Sir John.
11:54Uh, your very own, uh, shield.
11:57Well, I couldn't, that is.
11:59I mean, I thank you, but now will you take us to the Beholder?
12:03Please, Sir John.
12:04It's our only chance to get back to our world.
12:06What do you mean?
12:08Never mind.
12:08It's a long story.
12:09We'll tell you on the way.
12:10Oh, very well.
12:12Uh, to the Beholder it is!
12:21Oh, Beholder, indeed.
12:23I must be crazy.
12:25Nice, Beholder.
12:26Here, boy.
12:28Sir John.
12:29What?
12:30Oh, I mean, what is it, my boy?
12:34Don't you think we should have a plan?
12:36Uh, a plan?
12:37Uh, well, yes.
12:38Yes, good idea.
12:39A plan.
12:40You think of one while, uh, I scout ahead.
12:43What?
12:44You're the knight?
12:45That's stupid.
12:46Uh, well, uh, a plan won't do us any good if, uh, if the Beholder surprises us, now will
12:51it?
12:51Uh, uh, you make a plan and, uh, I'll make sure that it works.
12:55Yes, that it works.
12:57I think this guy's nuttier than a fruitcake.
13:01I can't face the Beholder.
13:03Yet if I don't, my boy and I will be sent away.
13:06What am I going to do?
13:07You are going to do exactly as you're told.
13:11V-V-Venger!
13:12You will escort those children to the Beholder as they wish.
13:16And then you will leave them there.
13:19What?
13:19I am a coward with those children.
13:23With the Beholder?
13:24I can't.
13:25I won't.
13:26You will, Sir John.
13:28Coward.
13:33Help me!
13:35Help me, father!
13:36Yes!
13:37Yes!
13:39My son!
13:41When you have done as I've ordered, your son will be returned to you.
13:49Sir John, there is little time to waste.
13:53Yeah?
13:54I don't care what you guys say.
13:56I think Sir John is scared.
13:58All right.
14:00I hope your plan is ready.
14:01Because the Beholder awaits.
14:04Let's go!
14:06All right!
14:07He doesn't sound so scared to me, Mr. Know-It-All.
14:10Well, if you ask me...
14:11We didn't, Eric, we didn't, Eric, we didn't.
14:14Come on!
14:16This place is awful.
14:18No!
14:19I don't see how anything can live here.
14:21Nothing does.
14:22For long.
14:24The Beholder lies just beyond this passage.
14:27Well, if it's guarding the gateway home, we have to face it.
14:31Let's go!
14:32Best of luck!
14:33I must be on my way now.
14:36Hold it a minute, Sir Pal.
14:38You said you'd go with us to the Beholder.
14:40Yeah!
14:41And I have.
14:42I never said I'd fight him.
14:44The rest is up to you.
14:45But, Sir John, we thought...
14:47I thought you were a brave knight.
14:49Yeah!
14:50Yes, I know.
14:55Come on, gang.
14:57At least he got us here.
15:02Some fearless knight.
15:04What a chicken!
15:05If he was any more chicken, he'd sprout drumsticks.
15:09What's that?
15:10That must be the Beholder.
15:13Whoa!
15:15Whoa!
15:17Whoa!
15:28Now what do we do?
15:29Don't panic.
15:31Paul!
15:32I can't believe you said that.
15:36This is by far the lowest deed I've ever done.
15:39What kind of knight am I?
15:41You are a coward, Sir John.
15:43As you have always been.
15:45A weakling and a fool.
15:47Venger!
15:48Soon.
15:50The Beholder will defeat the young ones.
15:52And I will have their magical weapons.
15:55But my boy!
15:56What about my boy?
15:57Your son is here.
16:01Father!
16:04Timothy!
16:06He is a brave boy.
16:08Not at all like his father.
16:10Father!
16:13What did he mean, father?
16:15Nothing, son.
16:16Nothing at all.
16:17Help!
16:18Help!
16:18Somebody help us!
16:20Listen, father.
16:21Someone needs our help.
16:23Timothy!
16:24Wait!
16:24Come back!
16:26Help!
16:27Whoa!
16:29Whoa!
16:30I hate this world.
16:32First walking snails and now an electric octopus.
16:35Presto!
16:36Can't you do anything?
16:37I can't reach my hand.
16:39Father, look!
16:41It's Sir John.
16:42I thought I smelled chicken feathers.
16:44Don't worry.
16:45Father will help you.
16:46Poor kid.
16:47This is going to be a disappointing day for him.
16:49Timothy, step back.
16:51I've got work to do.
16:52Hiya!
16:54I don't believe it.
16:56Neither does the Beholder.
16:57Look!
16:58Come further.
16:59Look out.
17:00Come!
17:01Whoa!
17:03Whoa!
17:08Come on, Sir John!
17:11You must finish my first ring battle this quickly, Beholder!
17:15I don't get it.
17:16How did Dungeon Master think Beauty could defeat the Beholder?
17:20That's it.
17:21The flower.
17:22Sir John.
17:23The flower I gave you.
17:25Show the Beholder the flower.
17:27The flower?
17:27Where's the flower?
17:29I have it.
17:33You did it, Father.
17:34You did it.
17:35That's not all he did.
17:36Look.
17:39That's it.
17:40That's it.
17:41The doorway who?
17:43Go for it.
17:44Quickly.
17:45You haven't much time.
17:46You did it, Father.
17:47You beat the Beholder.
17:49Thank you, Sir John.
17:51Robbie, quick.
17:52The doorway's closing.
17:53What about you?
17:55What about you?
17:57She doesn't belong in our world.
17:59She'll have to stay with Sir John.
18:01Hurry.
18:03But I don't want to leave her here with anybody.
18:05Not even him.
18:07Hank!
18:08Hank!
18:09Look!
18:09Venger!
18:10Venger!
18:11You have disobeyed me for the first and the last time, Sir John.
18:17Stay close to me, Timothy.
18:19He's using my dopey shield to fight Venger.
18:22Aww.
18:23Hank!
18:23Hank!
18:24What can we do?
18:25Boy, I can almost taste those hamburgers.
18:27Huh?
18:28Hey!
18:29What are you guys waiting for?
18:30Come on!
18:33And now, to be rid of you, Sir John.
18:36Oh!
18:37Enough!
18:38Woohoo!
18:39What's up for all?
18:47I'm afraid that won't be so easy after all, Venger.
18:50Yeah!
18:52What's this?
18:55This is called a rescue, Venger.
19:00A rescue?
19:01I don't believe what I'm seeing.
19:08I don't believe what I'm doing.
19:17Nice work, pal.
19:18Thanks.
19:19But now what?
19:24Wow, that was great.
19:26But how did you...
19:27I didn't.
19:28But then who did?
19:29What happened?
19:30How can we ever think?
19:32Why don't we just call it even, Sir John?
19:45Wow!
19:48Sir John, you're a hero!
19:50You beat the beholder!
19:51Some of us thought you were scared, Sir John.
19:54All right, all right.
19:56So I was wrong.
19:57Come on, Eric.
19:58Admit it.
19:59Even you were scared.
20:00Me?
20:00Nothing doing.
20:02It takes a lot more than the beholder to scare me.
20:07You can say that again, Cavalier!
20:10You can say that again, Cavalier!
20:13Indeed!
20:14And that's it.
20:14Ugh!
20:18What the fuck?
20:25Oh, can you hear?!
20:40Oh, she says...
