00:01Hey, look! The Dungeons & Dragons ride!
00:09Wow! Neat!
00:11Give me a break!
00:12I don't like this!
00:14Whoa! What's happening?
00:17Whoa!
00:19Where are we?
00:21Look out!
00:25Fear not, Ranger!
00:30Barbarian, Magician, Thief!
00:35Cavalier and Acrobat!
00:48Who was that?
00:50That was Venger, the force of evil!
00:53I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
01:00In the realm of Dungeons & Dragons, and that is the secret of the
01:07marbles in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons.
01:15It hasn't been a real event in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons.
01:25Dad? Dad? Help! Let me go! Let me go! Dad, help!
01:34Jimmy! Jimmy, open the door!
01:39Home! Run!
01:43Dad!
01:44Jimmy? Son?
01:49Jimmy? Jimmy, where are you?
01:51Jimmy!
01:56Okay, so I made a wrong turn. Trust me, I figured it out. We just head that way and...
02:02Water. W-water.
02:05Aw, give me a break. I know exactly where we are.
02:10Yeah, a hundred miles from nowhere and fifty miles from any place.
02:13I'm telling you, I know what I'm doing. We just head that way. Aw, just the guy I want to
02:20see.
02:20Dungeon Master.
02:22Boy, are we glad to see you. Dungeon Master, we're lost again.
02:26Patience, young ones. You will find both safety and danger ahead.
02:33We have to find both?
02:35I am sorry, but yes, you must find the city at the edge of midnight.
02:41Midnight? Aw, terrific. Now we're the night shift.
02:44Where is this city, Dungeon Master?
02:47You will find your way, or rather, your way will find you. And time is on your side.
02:55But heed this warning. There are others who are more lost than you shall ever be.
03:01Children from this world and yours. It is up to you to save them.
03:08Children? But Dungeon Master, he's gone again.
03:13How are we supposed to find other children if we don't even know where we are?
03:17Ask Eric. He got us into this.
03:20Oh, no. Not me. No way. I quit.
03:23Aw, come on, Eric. I was only...
03:26Forget it. You can find yourselves another fall guard.
03:32What is this?
03:33It's an oasis.
03:35Where did it come from?
03:36Nowhere, dummy. Can't you tell a mirage when you see one?
03:40Yahoo!
03:42All right, please!
03:44Will somebody tell these dummies it's just a mirage?
04:05Who are those guys?
04:07What are those guys?
04:09I'll tell you what they are. They're surrounding us.
04:14Get back!
04:27What in the world?
04:30You dare to enter this beautiful oasis?
04:34You dare to frighten these poor, defenseless, miserable, furry little creatures?
04:48Well...
04:49Well...
04:49Well, what?
04:52Well, my friends, shall we not, how do you say, knock the monster's socks off?
04:59All right!
05:01Huh?
05:02Yeah!
05:05Will somebody tell me what's going on?
05:11Splendid, my son.
05:18Wait a minute, who is that guy?
05:30Wonderful!
05:32Hey, you think that's, um...
05:34Watch this, Ellie!
05:37Oops!
05:37Not you guys.
05:46Oh, my children.
05:49You are, how do you say, hot stuff?
05:52Hold it right there!
05:54Nobody moves until somebody tells me who...
05:58Who that, uh...
05:59That guy...
06:00That guy...
06:03Uh, may I?
06:05Be our guest!
06:09Stop!
06:30No!
06:30All right!
06:31All right!
06:32All right!
06:34Hey, you did it!
06:36No.
06:37No, my children.
06:38We did it.
06:39What do you mean we?
06:41We means us.
06:42Me and them.
06:43I know who they are.
06:44They know who I am.
06:45But who are you?
06:47My daughter always scolded me for my ill manners.
06:50Forgive me.
06:51I am Ramud, caravan merchant from Kaddish.
06:54So you are the brave one.
06:56The first to enter the forbidden oasis of no return?
07:00Yeah, you might say I was the first.
07:02Did you say no return?
07:04Indeed.
07:06This accursed oasis appears once a year.
07:09A trap for unworryed travelers.
07:11Those creatures were once human like you and me.
07:15But they made the mistake of spending the night here.
07:18And were changed into monsters.
07:21Wow.
07:22Gee, what an interesting story.
07:26But do not worry.
07:28It is an hour before the setting of the sun's karushk.
07:32And by then, we will be a league or more away from here.
07:37That is, if you will honor me by joining my caravan.
07:41Wow, thanks.
07:43Hey, sure.
07:44Beats hanging around here.
07:47Then may I, as you say,
07:51Alley-oops!
07:52Give me peace!
07:52Bye.
