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Love Island - Season 13 Episode 6
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Wrapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:14Ciao.
01:15Christie's.
01:26MUSIC
01:33Six days earlier.
01:35Six days earlier.
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is the new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:33Oh my gosh, help me
02:38Oh my god
02:45Oh my god
02:49OMG
02:51No, what the hell
02:59Yeah
02:59Yeah
03:01Oh my god
03:03Help, help
03:04Thank you
03:05Thank you, thank you
03:08Whoo
03:11Oh my
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15What are you saying? You alright?
03:17Did we get out?
03:18Oh, okay, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to we
03:28Here's to us
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa
03:35Our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38And those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello? Hello? Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:53Where have they gone?
03:56Get me Meow-a-jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:05Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio, where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:39Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06Again
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh
05:19Oh my gosh
05:23And that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:34How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely, gorgeous, perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going?
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational
05:44Look at the view
05:45Love
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51No, like
05:53Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut that
05:58Oh my god
06:00Oh, it's a hat
06:01Guys, I'm a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:35I haven't had a mirror
06:36So I don't know what I bloody look like
06:43It's like
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well, that's my saying
07:12I've changed it
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth
07:14Period
07:16Like I actually just don't
07:18And if you know someone like me
07:20Please call the number here
07:21But I don't think you do
07:22I genuinely think
07:23I'm not even shat
07:25I'm not even waffling
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah
07:28I genuinely think
07:30I could beat a shark
07:31In a fight
07:33As in if
07:34If I'm in the sea
07:35And the shark's at me one on one
07:38I'm coming out on top
07:40There isn't
07:41I'm like
07:41Ask any of my friends
07:42Call them at home
07:43I promise you
07:44I've been saying this for years
07:46All you've got to do
07:47Is come and
07:47Bang!
07:48It's gone
07:49You didn't even see that coming
07:52Thank you
07:58Having spent all their time
08:00Brainstorming the reboot
08:01Of the Islanders' big entrance
08:02The producers completely forgot
08:03About the coupling up
08:05This time
08:06There are no games
08:08It's all down to you lot
08:09To sort it out
08:10Amongst yourselves
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out
08:14So the rest of us
08:15Can clock off
08:16And go to bed
08:18So yes
08:19LaBound is doing things
08:20A little differently this year
08:22But one thing that will never change
08:24Are the
08:24Get to know you chats
08:26They're as awkward as ever
08:29Right
08:30Do you need help?
08:31Are you
08:32Yeah
08:33I think
08:35Elegant
08:36Look at that
08:37Professional
08:37Wow
08:38Shit
08:38Yeah
08:38You have to be careful
08:40Okay
08:40Oh my god
08:42This is how you get the ick though
08:43What?
08:44On something like this
08:44No
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um
08:48Yes please
08:48I'll let me get you some
08:50Yes please
08:50Bear with
08:51Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:55Where could
08:56Wait
08:56What are you eating?
08:58I saw all these bro
08:59Help yourself
09:00Oh this is cool
09:01Ha ha
09:03I wanted water
09:04But fuck that
09:05Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No
09:08What is
09:09That is
09:10Who have you dated like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it
09:13Because I'm like
09:14I can't cope with that
09:15I feel like
09:16People judge me
09:17Yeah
09:17Just on based on how I look
09:18Like I'm a fuckboy
09:20Yeah
09:21I do think
09:22You do give that
09:23I wouldn't say I am
09:24You do give
09:25Yeah
09:25Oh you're not gonna lie
09:29Do you want
09:30Eyes lolly instead?
09:31No thank you
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's I then?
09:40Is that just like
09:41Yeah
09:41Yeah
09:42Aye
09:42Aye
09:42What else is there?
09:43I'm trying to think
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like see that
09:47Bit where the sink is
09:49See there
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Like that
09:53Oh what the bit in the middle
09:55It's an island
09:55No
09:56Like
09:57What?
09:58It's just a full hang
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop
10:01It's a kitchen
10:02I don't know
10:03It's a
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Like
10:06I don't know
10:07I'll go put that on the
10:08Counter
10:09Counter
10:09Yeah
10:10Counter
10:10That's a bunker
10:11That's a bunker
10:12A bunker
10:13Aye
10:14Aye
10:15Aye
10:15Aye
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes for you
10:18Yes for you
10:18Yes for you
10:19Go with
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah
10:27For what?
10:28Yeah
10:30Oh this is fresh
10:32Is it?
10:33Wash it out
10:34No I'm just rinsing it
10:35They're used to
10:36They used to filter in the fridge
10:37Angelista did eventually
10:39Get her chat with Opie
10:40About 30 seconds
10:41Before the sun came up
10:51As we saw in the main show
10:52It wasn't long before
10:53Jasmine learned that Lorenzo
10:55Really has a way with words
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous
10:58You could be like
10:59No not in a bad
11:02No I mean like
11:03You are very sexy
11:05You're very sexy
11:06Promiscuous
11:07No maybe I used that word wrong
11:08I'm so far off of that
11:10You have no idea
11:11That's not promiscuous
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong
11:13Nelly Furtado song
11:15It should have been
11:16Maneater
11:16Yeah
11:17Yeah not promiscuous
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue
11:22After the first obnoxious outburst
11:24But au contraire
11:25Turns out
11:26He was just getting started
11:28A tart is a good thing
11:29It's like a
11:29Is it a fuck?
11:31No
11:32I would say
11:34Aidan's a top tart
11:36Are we calling
11:36Are we calling
11:37Each other tarts?
11:39Yeah
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that bro
11:43This is lost on me
11:45I'm just not going to speak
11:46You know he said
11:47I look promiscuous
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious
11:53No
11:54That's what I thought
11:55No
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No
11:57You're like a hoe
11:58No
11:59Like you're like a hoe
12:00Yes that's what it means
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe
12:03Is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous
12:06Bit close enough Jasmine
12:14In this next unseen clip
12:16Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant
12:21Yes
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know
12:24That's her
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right
12:27Can I have a look?
12:29Yes
12:29So
12:31I'm thinking
12:34Wait what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant
12:36Like the Mitchell brothers
12:42I've never heard of them
12:43The Extenders
12:45Oh Phil and Grant
12:46Okay
12:46Okay
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant
12:51I don't think you can beat it
12:52It's an absolute belter
12:54Now everyone
12:55She doesn't actually say that though
12:57Like when you come downstairs
12:58She put it on her Instagram
12:59No
13:01She put it on her Instagram story
13:02When I had
13:02It was the one year
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant
13:05Hey look
13:07Magnificent
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island
13:24Well Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You
13:32Moose
13:33Moose
13:34Moose
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah
13:37Okay I'm down
13:39It's not down
13:40It's out
13:40Round the M25
13:42Yeah
13:43What's your junction?
13:49What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one
13:5322
13:53How do you not know you come off on the junction?
13:56I know the motorway
13:56We've probably quite close junctions
13:59Yeah I think we are
14:00Yeah I feel like I'm seven and like you're I'm like five and you're like seven
14:04I don't know how they how do they like work out where the junction my way don't end
14:07Where does it restart and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't
14:10If you've got London in the middle right Hertfordshire is northeast
14:14Right this is where I get a little bit lost so just slowly
14:16I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets
14:19What are you finding lost? I just said London's in the middle
14:23Okay carry on
14:24Right London's there
14:24This is London
14:26Where is it like just north of London?
14:28North west northeast
14:30Yes
14:30Essex is literally
14:31Ah
14:32Essex is near
14:32Right okay just simple simple wording
14:35North of London
14:36You've got Hertfordshire
14:37Then you've got Essex
14:38Yeah and then you've got Kent
14:39No?
14:40So you go round the M25
14:42And now he's talking
14:43You go wrap it around
14:45Yes you go round the M25
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it good?
14:50No no no I know my maps
14:51Okay
14:52I'm good with my maps
14:53Yeah
14:54Do you drive to
14:54We're like that?
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe
14:58Alright
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way
15:04Do ya?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive like normal?
15:09No
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England
15:11Same as England right?
15:13Oh my god
15:13You never know
15:14It's a different fucking land
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye
15:19We do
15:19Dragons
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know
15:23No one knows their junction
15:24No one knows their junction
15:25I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest
15:28I've never been asked
15:29I've never been asked
15:29But I'll write it
15:30There's something different
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie
15:40What are you like?
15:42People always think I'm always gonna be uns uns all the time but I'm actually like
15:46Ah, ran out of time
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:50What
15:51Opie
15:52Like
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17Here we go
16:18One
16:19Two
16:19Three
16:20I believe in cheese
16:22Can you stop please
16:24No
16:25My G
16:27Cause I'm rapping about cheese
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the ends pose, come back and then I'll go
16:32If you say so
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41We've got hard hitting clips
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:46And full body flips
16:48Fantastic
16:49Just say it like it is
16:51Like a duffelmoza
16:53Duck to water
16:54It's the same thing
16:58This year's Islanders really are the GOAT
17:00What?
17:02Oh
17:04Oh
17:04I'm not even trying that long
17:06Oh
17:07What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject Opie
17:15But
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all we are going to be uns uns all the time but I'm actually like
17:23uns uns
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like again Opie is different Opie
17:28Opie is a
17:28I'm like an onion
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion
17:31Opie is an onion
17:33Caption that
17:34Opie's onions
17:34Is that going to be there?
17:36Opie's onions
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea Opie
17:43But you do you
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport
17:56But not inside the villa
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah
18:01Yeah
18:01It's just a wild comment to just whack out with
18:04That's a good point actually I didn't think of that
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Are you calling her Shrek?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek?
18:09Well done Opie
18:11Fiona
18:15What are you calling her Shrek?
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what is like what you can be Fiona and then he can be a little Farquaad?
18:22Don't fuck off.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily, she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit
18:58and thought to myself, there's no way it could get any more blue.
19:05But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series.
19:08Phone roulettes.
19:10One by one, our owners had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare
19:17to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:25Oh!
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:40Let's do it.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh, no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:54Oh, no, I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down there and then put this leg over like this.
20:03Oh, my...
20:05I like this.
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one too.
20:10I do like that.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special.
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Oh!
20:24Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:48Ooh!
20:50Because she likes George.
20:52Fuckin' hell!
20:54Are you sure?
20:56I like Robin, so...
21:01Ellie!
21:02Yay!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13Oh!
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:17This is your time to shine.
21:18Can we kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Right.
21:22I'm so sorry.
21:25I'm so sorry.
21:25I'm so sorry.
21:26Ha ha ha ha!
21:33Yay!
21:34Yay!
21:35I don't know.
21:35You won!
21:35You can just do it.
21:36Oh, do it.
21:37Hey, look.
21:37Oh, that's alright, dude.
21:40Yay!
21:42Go, Finn, save!
21:43Tom!
21:49It's all love, brother.
21:50It's all love, man.
21:52How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No.
22:14No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:18Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:19Oh!
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than me thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:30I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33With Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not as nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Well, not after that performance, though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:55Yeah.
22:55Oh, maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:05Right.
23:06Are you freaked out by feet?
23:07What did you say?
23:09Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:21Like I said, I'm more about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:32Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa,
23:47and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's me.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the carpet.
24:08Four, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:17It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:23What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What do I sit up?
24:26Just try that.
24:27Try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:29Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:40Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:44Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be countering it on you.
24:48Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Making someone a coffee in the morning, I think, is quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Edyn, I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka, defrocka, frapper, knacka, De Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flirting with me?
25:32No.
25:34Well, if you were to take it that way, granted.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:38Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it will feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So, we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:17You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits!
26:19So, let's get this party started!
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25OK, ready?
26:25Just say that.
26:32That's me on the deck, sweet!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazingatches that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bow here?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, well, go blow your nose!
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52these new islanders are always ready for a close-up oh you fucker they certainly know how to strike a
27:01pose what's that called that's it that's a downward dog look you've dusted your head are you all right
27:07babe where's where's the down it's love island unseen meds before the break sean was about to
27:18important other fun facts right any other fun facts do you have any for me so go on then sean
27:24what's the fun fact about me right a platypus what the fuck oh my god a period of platypus
27:33finis and ferb finis and ferb yeah so you do know so platypus does it sweat uh water blood
27:42or milk water milk no it sweats out milk isn't it how the fuck do you know that like platypus
27:50no
27:50I don't know I can't remember I think I heard at a table quiz I don't teach the kids that
27:56today
27:57with platypuses the girls are wasting no time it may only be week one but they're already discussing
28:05their type on paper but I read like chick flicks you know when they're like nothing they're not
28:09like you're reading like psychological books like that's so different to me I'm just like
28:13I'm a colleen hoover type of girl do you like that we're literally book club guys yeah you're
28:20art out bbc4 we could also do highbrow I love um claire douglash does like murder miss
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl no I don't know who Bridget I'm a self-help kind of book I
28:38find
28:39myself help because I'm like I low-key know half of this already yeah this is kind of basic knowledge
28:43like you should know this shit like who doesn't know this hard on there living their life not
28:46knowing this stuff you just continue your big chats I'm gonna go no but we were saying like hey
28:51everyone yeah they were talking about books and I'm not gonna lie don't then you came over here
29:02you're like nah I don't read that shit what's your favorite novel of the 20th century we're talking
29:06about books as well we're actually talking about foreign literature yeah the Swedish yeah the Swedish
29:14literature is really interesting we're thinking about taking a trip to the library just to see the
29:19museums and the culture yeah all the culture so much coach taken I don't mind not reading I read
29:25a book during the lockdown I've came over here to avoid the book conversation Ellie is thinking that
29:36this is not the under the covers actions she signed up for Robin may be a proud scouser but that
29:47doesn't
29:47mean she knows where abouts in the UK and Liverpool actually is you could have to teach me some slanky
29:52now I'm serious because when we got out and I come down and me and all we have to go
29:56out and I'm going to have to go to
29:58Scotland's up the way.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up, babe.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down...
30:13Up! Yep!
30:17When I come off, when I come off, when I...
30:21You're fine, it's away, sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared
30:32by something!
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No-one's...
30:42No-one's actually pulled me...
30:45But...
30:47Oh, my God.
30:48Do you know what? They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52Yeah.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55a man.
30:57A man?
31:00If I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God, sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who've got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen!
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me, I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you, like, I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that.
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why did you...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one!
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03It just fell!
32:04Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is that?
32:07It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's...
32:09Islanders take a pic with something!
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him, come on.
32:15And then I'm gonna take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:30You're just telling me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, never mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous!
32:38Oh, my God!
32:39Oh, my God!
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56A liar.
33:06It's a pill?
33:08Oh, my God.
33:08Heh!
33:10Heh!
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Fair enough?
33:40You can, you can just take in some.
33:42I love you, you're leaving me already.
33:44Yay!
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking money.
34:32Disgusting!
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She puts Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got a second of shit?
34:45No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall I'd by Shall I'd.
35:01No, I need to sing it like front on.
35:04Are you gonna sing?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So what, what a character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:14Right, you ready?
35:15I'm gonna sing, I'm gonna sing shit.
35:25All right, I'm going to sing
35:34This is like year 11 drama
35:37Right, so you're singing
35:38Oh no, you saw it, you saw it
35:40Right, go, go, go
35:41Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, what does that mean?
35:48What does that mean?
35:49Well, that's fucking one of yours
35:51Disgustant
35:55Sorry
35:56Oh, good brother
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No
36:03I don't
36:03Ready?
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much
36:09I think it's a bit over the top now
36:11I think they're kind of funny
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny
36:15If you ask me, it's disgusting
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37:57Everyone say cheese
37:58Or better still everyone say
37:59Love Island Unseen Bits
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons
38:33You can make lemonade
38:35Fuck off
38:36At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying
38:49That Aidan, what a melt
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54That looks good
38:55Boyd Ramsey
38:56Is this mine but it's yours?
38:59You right?
39:00You right?
39:02Are you joking me?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09It's just been robbed?
39:11It's just been robbed, mate
39:12I know
39:13It's all right, I'll make another one
39:14Round two
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that
39:16It's a bit soggy
39:19It's got a soggy bottom
39:20Don't moan, babe
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy
39:24Bring it back here then
39:26Sorry Aidan, it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:31I want to give the girls a
39:32Oh my god
39:32Is it a sense age?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh my god
39:36That is the best thing I've ever done you should
39:43That's so good
39:45I've got full-on shivers
39:49Do you want to have that?
39:50I would
39:51She would?
39:51Yes, she would
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:53Wow
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world
40:07Incredible from him
40:11He's an amazing mum
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa
40:26The truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday
40:33They have been keeping a secret
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Jasmine
40:40It was funny
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing
40:48As Sam Raginelli were sent packing
40:52Alien Sam Raginelli
40:54It's not over yet
40:55A second chance is coming
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Sam Raginelli
41:01I told you this was funny
41:02The games have begun
41:04I'm ready
41:06Also ready were two brand new bombshells
41:08So Alien Sam Raginelli went from dumped
41:11To double dates
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:18Really?
41:18Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan
41:21Cavan, you have a K
41:22It's different, isn't it?
41:23Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah
41:24I sound horrible saying that
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got a bit of an accent?
41:28Have a guess
41:30Welsh
41:31No
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah
41:33Fifty fifty, wasn't it?
41:34Fifty fifty
41:35I was going to say close enough, but I've nailed that
41:38I'm modern, darling
41:39I'm used to the cameras
41:40Make sure you get my good side, okay?
41:43Cheers
41:43To us
41:44Cheers
41:45Indeed
41:50Yeah, I need to put this in
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing
41:53I should have got that bowtose down
41:54I'm splitting that out, aren't I?
41:56It's okay, there's a fly
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that anything
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on, let's go, let's go
42:03Oh
42:04It's fine
42:04It's fine
42:09It's in my head
42:16It's back
42:17It's time for
42:19Meetup Bonanza
42:22I asked our Islanders to show me their party tricks
42:25Party tricks?
42:27I don't know
42:28I can do the moonwalk
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks
42:40Which I'm going to show you guys
42:41Because the world needs to see it
42:52Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one
43:01Two legs up
43:02And a little like this
43:03Make it rain
43:05So this one bed's a lot worse than this one
43:08But this one's pure minging
43:14Tense my abs
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so
43:20I don't know
43:24Huh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know
43:33Oops
43:33It looks like this
43:50I've got really bendy wendy hands
43:52So I can do this weird thing
43:54I can do the magic mic one
43:56Where I jump in the air
43:58And I grind on the floor
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay
44:07I'm sorry
44:08Is it alright?
44:10Is that alright?
44:11Should I do it again?
44:12Maybe not
44:15Come back next week for some more
44:18Beach up in the ground
44:25Unseen Bits
44:25Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29But we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM
44:34Let's have one last look
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am back home
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits
44:42Me and you!
44:44It's that time we go
44:46They find us a dog in random
44:48100% they're going to use that shit
44:49Of course we are ingesting time
44:53It was a princess pop, it wasn't anything else
44:56It was a fart
44:57We'll take a princess pop Yasmin thanks
45:00See you next time
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:11Bye!
45:32Bye!
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