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00:00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:00:30Yeah, if I'm gonna talk about, cool
00:00:32He always treats Sophie differently
00:00:46Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:48There's no one here, you can call me Uncle Jesse
00:00:50There's no way I'm calling you that
00:00:54Listen, kid, it's your last day
00:00:56Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so
00:01:00You showed up
00:01:00God, he's so hot
00:01:02Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:04He smells so good
00:01:06This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in
00:01:08And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus
00:01:11Yep, there's a 20-year age gap between us
00:01:13He still treats me like a kid
00:01:16But this kiddo is now a grown-ass woman
00:01:20Hey
00:01:22You keep staring at me and blanking off
00:01:23You've been doing that since you were a teenager
00:01:28Hey, you really need to quit smoking
00:01:31Also, don't call me a kiddo
00:01:32I'm 21
00:01:34You'll always be a kid to me
00:01:37Let's stop smoking
00:01:39It's my bad habit, not yours
00:01:43Isn't it silly that I've held on to my virginity all this time
00:01:47Just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:50I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better
00:01:53So we need to step it up
00:01:54Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:57Hey, bestie
00:01:57How's it going with that smoking hot dilf?
00:02:00Tell me, you've already hit that
00:02:02As if it's that easy
00:02:03But he's right here with me now
00:02:05I'm floating
00:02:15OMG, that is so you two
00:02:18I'm literally screaming
00:02:22Hey
00:02:24Come here
00:02:25Yes, sir
00:02:30Everybody else's meeting's over
00:02:35Close the door
00:02:44Sorry, you all threw no teasing me off that
00:02:48What are you going to get me in here for?
00:02:53Take your shirt off
00:02:55I don't think
00:02:56Don't think
00:02:57Dude, you told me
00:03:11Don't make a sound
00:03:12Your co-workers are right outside that door
00:03:16You want them to hear you, Mom?
00:03:25Oh my God
00:03:27I guess we're going to have to gag you
00:03:31I don't know you, sir
00:03:50What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:52I told her this meeting's important
00:03:53Daydreaming again
00:03:55Hey
00:03:57Come here
00:03:57Me?
00:03:59Yeah
00:04:00Project the demo for me
00:04:01Sophie
00:04:02Snap out of it
00:04:03This is work
00:04:04You need to focus
00:04:08Oh my God
00:04:10I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend
00:04:13I can't stop thinking about him
00:04:15I want his perfect mouth on mine
00:04:21Wait
00:04:22Your dad's best friend
00:04:24Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:28Sophie
00:04:29That's literally disgusting
00:04:32That's enough
00:04:34Sophie, stay here
00:04:35Everybody else get out
00:04:35Meeting's over
00:04:36Boss
00:04:36What she did was completely inappropriate
00:04:40We should put her in line
00:04:42Get out
00:04:43All of you
00:04:44Let's go
00:04:51Sophie
00:04:51This is an important meeting
00:04:53I told you to be focused
00:04:54Aren't you even going to ask me
00:04:55Who I'm talking about?
00:04:57My dad's best friend
00:04:58Who do you think that is?
00:05:03He's not even going to ask?
00:05:05Does he not care at all?
00:05:07Well, since you already saw it
00:05:08I might as well tell you how I feel
00:05:09No, Sophie
00:05:11Some things you can't take him back
00:05:13Once you say him
00:05:16Jessie
00:05:17I'm in love with you
00:05:23No, Sophie
00:05:25You're like a daughter to me
00:05:26Don't say that
00:05:27It's not like that
00:05:28I love you how a woman loves a man
00:05:30I've been dreaming about
00:05:31Us getting married
00:05:33And having a white picket fence
00:05:34And a dog
00:05:34And children run around
00:05:36At the backyard
00:05:37That kind of love
00:05:38Don't you understand?
00:05:39No
00:05:40No, you're just young
00:05:41And you're confused
00:05:42And you're going to outgrow these feelings
00:05:44Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:46I've had a crush on you for forever
00:05:47I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:50They're not going anywhere
00:05:51Well, until they do
00:05:52We shouldn't see each other again
00:05:58You can't just give us one chance
00:06:01Just to try
00:06:01No
00:06:02You're my best friend's daughter
00:06:03I'm not going to do George like that
00:06:04If he finds out
00:06:06He will come to this office with a shotgun
00:06:07He will shoot me
00:06:09Jesse
00:06:10Jesse, you literally sell guns for a living
00:06:13Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun
00:06:16Sophie, I'm serious
00:06:19Wait
00:06:20Does that mean
00:06:23You like me too?
00:06:25It's just because of my dad?
00:06:27No
00:06:27No, it's one of the small reasons
00:06:29It's the bigger reason
00:06:30Is that I'm not right for you
00:06:31I'm old
00:06:33I'm divorced
00:06:35You're young
00:06:35You haven't even had a boyfriend yet
00:06:37You need to be with somebody your own age
00:06:39You can't tell me what I want
00:06:41Okay?
00:06:41I know what I want
00:06:42And it's you
00:06:44Well, I don't want you
00:06:48I see
00:06:51I'll stop bothering you then
00:06:57Sophie
00:06:58As a man
00:06:59I'm deeply dronsy
00:07:01But as your father's best friend
00:07:02I can never cross that line
00:07:05Dammit
00:07:12Percy didn't follow me
00:07:13Why would
00:07:17Neither ride
00:07:18It's running pretty hard
00:07:19No thanks
00:07:25No, stop
00:07:31Listen
00:07:31I'm meeting up with my boyfriend
00:07:33Okay?
00:07:34He's gonna know
00:07:34When I don't show up
00:07:35Please, he's a really powerful man
00:07:37You wouldn't want to piss him off
00:07:39We know a bluffer
00:07:40When we hear on Sweet Cheeks
00:07:42Nobody's coming for you
00:07:46Do you want money?
00:07:47I have money
00:07:48We don't want money?
00:07:51She's so fucking hot
00:07:52I get to go first
00:07:55What are you doing?
00:07:55Please
00:07:56Please let me go
00:07:58Let me go
00:07:59Shut up
00:08:01Sophie
00:08:02Is that Jesse?
00:08:13Get your fucking hands off her
00:08:17Are you okay?
00:08:21Yo, Grandpa
00:08:30You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man
00:08:42Take another step up, throw your fucking brains out
00:08:48Get on the ground
00:08:51Get on the fucking ground
00:08:54Don't kill us
00:08:56Please don't kill us
00:08:57We'll never happen again
00:08:58We swear
00:08:59I didn't know we have a side to him
00:09:01911, what's your emergency?
00:09:03Oh, I have an attempted rape
00:09:05Two white males
00:09:06Two white males mid-twenties
00:09:07The corner at 46 and 30
00:09:11Listen, bro
00:09:11Just
00:09:14Now you guys are gonna sit here and wait for the cops
00:09:16And if I see you come around here again
00:09:18I'm gonna fucking kill you
00:09:22You alright?
00:09:24You alright?
00:09:24Oh my god
00:09:42Sophie
00:09:44Stop staring at me
00:09:45I wasn't staring
00:09:46I just
00:09:49Wait, you're hurt
00:09:55It's nothing
00:09:58I'm gonna get you some dry clothes
00:09:59He still came looking for me
00:10:01Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:10:06Here, you can change it to this
00:10:19What the hell are you doing?
00:10:20You told me to get changed
00:10:22In the bathroom?
00:10:23I thought you saw me as a kid
00:10:25So, what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:30See yourself
00:10:42Liar
00:10:52Okay
00:10:52Let me get this wound
00:10:53Hold up for you
00:10:56I sound fine
00:10:57You gotta give me some sleep
00:10:58You know what a spare bedroom is
00:11:02Get some rest
00:11:02I'll drop you off of your house
00:11:03First in the morning
00:11:07If you don't have feelings for me
00:11:09Then why are you running away?
00:11:10I'm not running away, Sophie
00:11:12I'm tired
00:11:14I've had a long day, obviously
00:11:21And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:32How are you hard?
00:11:38Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:44Snap out of me, Jessie
00:11:45This is your friend's daughter
00:11:47Yeah, I know what I'm doing
00:11:49You're hard, that means you want me
00:11:51It means I'm a healthy man
00:11:53You're standing here looking like a tease
00:11:55Any man would be
00:11:56But don't get it twisted
00:11:58This isn't love
00:11:59This isn't affection
00:12:01It's biology
00:12:09Fine
00:12:10If you want to be a scaredy cat
00:12:11And hide your feelings
00:12:13I'll force you out of your cave
00:12:17It's my dad's wedding today
00:12:19I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night
00:12:21You may now kiss the bride
00:12:29Jessie should be here by now
00:12:32Where is he?
00:12:39There he is!
00:12:41Be cool, Sophie
00:12:53Late?
00:12:54To your best friend's wedding?
00:12:56I guess your relationship with my dad
00:12:58Isn't as close as I thought
00:13:03So, you gotta take it easy on the booze
00:13:05You're barely 21
00:13:19Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:21To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here
00:13:25Your father still wants you to wish him well
00:13:26Trust me, I've wished him plenty
00:13:29Doesn't seem to help
00:13:30That's my fifth stepmom
00:13:32She's 30
00:13:34Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around
00:13:36And make me call her mom
00:13:37Your father loves you
00:13:39You know that
00:13:40I know he does
00:13:41He's my dad
00:13:43But the real question is
00:13:46Do you?
00:13:53Selfie, you're drunk
00:13:56Oh, there you guys are
00:14:00Hey, Donnie
00:14:04Welcome to your family
00:14:05Congratulations
00:14:06Thank you
00:14:07Yeah
00:14:12She's drunk
00:14:14I'm gonna take her down the lake
00:14:15Maybe she sovers up a little bit
00:14:16Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would ya?
00:14:19I'm one of these bastards thinking that she's easy praying
00:14:21Because she's tipsy
00:14:23You're the only one I trust around here
00:14:35Do you get a suit to every girl?
00:14:37You're not every girl
00:14:38I'm a best friend's daughter
00:14:41Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:48I'm tipsy, okay?
00:14:49Just let me rest
00:14:50C'est parti.
00:15:21Sophie !
00:15:33Sophie ?
00:15:34Sophie !
00:15:36Wake up !
00:15:36Hey !
00:16:05So, that was my first kiss.
00:16:10So, that was my first kiss.
00:16:13Her first kiss ?
00:16:14Which means, Sophie's still a virgin.
00:16:18That wasn't a kiss, that was CPR.
00:16:21What the fuck are you thinking ?
00:16:22You scared the shit out of me, it's not funny.
00:16:26If you don't care about me, then why would you so worried ?
00:16:32Next time I'm gonna let you grow up.
00:16:38I love you.
00:16:44This is crazy.
00:16:46Mergers and acquisitions, god.
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:48Weapons, things like that.
00:16:54Nothing can happen between you and Sophie.
00:16:56You have to stop thinking about it.
00:16:58All right, all right.
00:17:00It is late.
00:17:01It is my wedding night.
00:17:03Mm-hmm.
00:17:04And we...
00:17:08Going back to our tent.
00:17:09All right.
00:17:10You all have fun.
00:17:12And we will see you tomorrow.
00:17:15Come on, baby.
00:17:23Ow.
00:17:24I'm pretty tired, too.
00:17:26So, tired of my tent.
00:17:27I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:17:28I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:17:30See you later.
00:17:30I'll see you later.
00:17:33I'll see you later.
00:17:33Bye bye.
00:17:33Bye bye, everybody.
00:17:34We're all back.
00:17:34Bye bye.
00:17:41Bye bye.
00:17:41Bye bye bye.
00:17:42I'm back.
00:17:52Bye bye.
00:17:55Bye bye.
00:17:57Bye bye.
01:09:45I'ma chop your dick off and slice it into fucking pieces
01:09:51That won't be necessary
01:09:52I think the world is hard
01:09:53All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy
01:09:58Alright
01:10:02Well that's the deal then
01:10:04Don't break it
01:10:09Oh my god, Jesse
01:10:11Dad
01:10:12As my daughter, you have my blessing
01:10:16As for you, he's a man he understands
01:10:19That's alright
01:10:20I probably deserve that
01:10:22Send me a bill for the wedding
01:10:24Till then, don't talk to you
01:10:33Selfie
01:10:35I love you
01:10:36I love you more
01:10:42Finally, after a decade of waiting, I landed the man of my dreams
01:10:47We got married right after I graduated college
01:10:49I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey
01:10:51As for my dad
01:10:52I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother
01:10:55Jeez, Dad, you're like almost 50
01:10:57Well ladies, moral of the story is
01:11:00You shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:11:02Not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:11:04But the kind that stays with you
01:11:06Quietly, even through the years
01:11:08Because when it's real, it has a way of finding its way back to you
01:11:11Love like that, rising to disappear
01:11:14It just waits
01:11:14For the right time
01:11:19You're not getting away from me, Jesse
01:11:21Then I can raise you to some dumb, blind little bitch
01:11:26Just you wait
01:11:29This is the beginning of the end
01:11:31This is the beginning of the end
01:11:31This is the beginning of the end
01:11:32This is the beginning of the end
01:11:32This is the beginning of the end
01:11:32This is the beginning of the end
01:11:32This is the beginning of the end
01:11:32This is the beginning of the end
01:11:32This is the beginning of the end
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