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00:01:13Ellie and me and Dimly were pretty brave and fearless and everything, but we did have a tiny bit of
00:01:18help from the Snow Queen's trolls.
00:01:21Not much, but a bit.
00:01:22And from Frieda, of course.
00:01:24She runs the Reindeer Flying School where Dimly's supposed to be learning to fly, and she does bits of magic
00:01:30and stuff.
00:01:30And she put a spell on the Snow Queen.
00:02:22Come along, Dimly, come along.
00:02:26Where on earth has he got to?
00:02:27That spell won't last forever, I shouldn't think.
00:02:42I was beginning to think you'd got lost, Dimly.
00:02:45Well, um, as a matter of fact...
00:02:51Come along, we have no time to waste.
00:02:53A flying school doesn't run itself, you know, so let's get...
00:03:06Can't you be more careful, Wardrobe?
00:03:08That could come in very useful later.
00:03:10For something?
00:03:11I'll bring it with us, then.
00:03:13Shall I, Eric?
00:03:14Please don't touch it, Wardrobe.
00:03:16The Snow Queen staff has considerable power, and you should keep well away from it.
00:03:25Oh, all right, then.
00:03:27Now!
00:03:28Oh, dear.
00:03:29I hope you're not expecting poor old Dimly to carry all this lot.
00:03:33He'll never get off the ground.
00:03:34But this is all our necessities, all our personal accoutrements.
00:03:38My latch can't be expected to...
00:03:39Well, I'm sorry.
00:03:40You'll have to thin them out a bit or something.
00:03:42I told you, Eric.
00:03:44I said it'd be too much.
00:03:45Right, then.
00:03:46One of us will have to leave all this stuff behind.
00:03:49You're the biggest Wardrobe, so you...
00:03:51It might be more sensible for you to take just one bag each.
00:03:55And while you're deciding, Dimly can take me home.
00:03:58It's the last day of term, and I really should be there.
00:04:01Bye, all!
00:04:03Bye!
00:04:03Bye!
00:04:09Excuse me.
00:04:10Frida!
00:04:11Excuse me!
00:04:12You dropped...
00:04:14Something.
00:04:15And you!
00:04:16Goodbye!
00:04:17Right, let's get this lot sorted out.
00:04:20But what about this thing, Eric?
00:04:22She dropped this thing.
00:04:24Well, I don't know.
00:04:25Put it away and give it to the reindeer later.
00:04:28Could I have a look at it, please, Wardrobe?
00:04:30Certainly, Baggy.
00:04:31I should think it's most probably...
00:04:32I said later!
00:04:34Now, can we please stop talking and have a little co-operation around here?
00:04:39Co-operation?
00:04:44When it looks like trouble's winning.
00:04:46When your head just won't stop spinning.
00:04:48When that good old-fashioned know-how don't know-how.
00:04:52You can make your dream work.
00:04:54If you use some teamwork.
00:04:56And there's no better time than now.
00:04:59Try a little harmony.
00:05:01One for all and all for free.
00:05:04I believe your cup's half empty, not half full.
00:05:07It's a well-known fact that when you form a pact.
00:05:11Instead of being pushed around, you've got some pull.
00:05:15Co-operation!
00:05:17Co-operation!
00:05:18Co-operation!
00:05:20It's the topper to the proper operation!
00:05:23Co-operation!
00:05:25Co-operation!
00:05:27Co-operation!
00:05:29Co-operation!
00:05:29Co-operation!
00:05:30Co-operation!
00:05:30Co-operation!
00:05:30Every one of my relations!
00:05:32I have a terrible thought.
00:05:33All confirm what history has shown.
00:05:36When you're together, when you're together, you are never on your own.
00:05:42Co-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
00:05:47-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
00:05:49-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
00:05:49-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
00:05:54-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
00:05:56-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
00:06:04All can learn what history has shown
00:06:07When you're together, you are never on your own
00:06:14For your information, just a small collaboration
00:06:18Can display cooperation and it's best
00:06:26Cooperation!
00:06:34Cooperation!
00:07:20Morning, Allie! Isn't it a fantastic day?
00:07:23Shhh! What?
00:07:25We're trying not to wake Tom
00:07:27Grandma's made him stay in bed after his adventure
00:07:29And given him one of her secret herbal folk remedies
00:07:32Poor old Tom
00:07:33She says he'll sleep all day
00:07:35Then he'll either get better or his head'll fall off
00:07:38Really?
00:07:39No, the snow seems to be melting
00:07:41So I thought I'd go and see if there are any snowdrops to pit to put beside his bed
00:07:45Come in
00:07:46Well, actually, I've got some pretty important things to do, really
00:07:50Got a bit behind what with helping you at the North Pole and everything
00:07:53But, well, I suppose I could put them off till later
00:07:56Good, come on then
00:08:00No, Peggy, no
00:08:01Completely and absolutely definitely not
00:08:04You are not bringing them things with us on that reindeer
00:08:08What are they, anyway?
00:08:09It's my Super Troll construction kit
00:08:12You can make ever so many things with it
00:08:14Oh, that'll be handy, won't it, Eric?
00:08:16No, it will not and you're not bringing it
00:08:19Aww
00:08:19And stop fiddling with that fiend wardrobe
00:08:22You're becoming very irritating
00:08:23Sorry, Eric
00:08:25Where is it we're exactly going, Eric?
00:08:27On this reindeer?
00:08:28Dimly
00:08:29On dimly, Eric
00:08:30Anywhere
00:08:31We can go anywhere we like, lads
00:08:33The world is our bowl of cherries
00:08:35Oh, gosh
00:08:37Trouble is
00:08:38We don't know anybody, do we?
00:08:40I mean, we can't go and stay with anyone or anything, can we?
00:08:44Because we don't know them
00:08:46But where are we going to live?
00:08:47We've got to have somewhere to live
00:08:49Oh, dear, oh, dear
00:08:51Trolls is supposed to be brave and fearless
00:08:53Where's your sense of adventure?
00:08:56Adventure?
00:08:57We're not going to have an adventure, are we?
00:08:59Adventure
00:09:00Excitement
00:09:01A leap into the great unknown
00:09:03We shall be trolls of fortune
00:09:05Wandering the world willy-nilly
00:09:07Staring opportunity in the face
00:09:09Oh, I don't think we'd like that, Eric
00:09:22Well, there, is that the lot, then?
00:09:23Yes, sir, Eric
00:09:27Well, thank you very much
00:09:35In about time, too
00:09:37I'm ever so sorry
00:09:38I'm not very good at landing
00:09:40I do hope I haven't damaged anything
00:09:42And I'm sorry to keep you waiting so long
00:09:45Only, I'm afraid I got a bit, uh, lost
00:09:47Personally, I'd have thought that a palace with 2,000 rooms was a bit difficult to miss
00:09:52But there we are
00:09:54Watch out, Peggy
00:09:55Get loading this reindeer
00:10:05And how many more times do I have to tell you to put that thing away, Wardlow?
00:10:09I shall take it off you in a minute
00:10:11Sorry, Eric
00:10:12Go to her
00:11:09You all right?
00:11:10Well, it is getting a tiny little bit heavy.
00:11:13One more, then we'll be off.
00:11:33What are you doing?
00:11:35Oh, your majesty, how lovely, how completely wonderful to see you.
00:11:42I repeat, what are you doing?
00:11:45Ah, yes.
00:11:47Well, we was, in point of fact, just capturing the reindeer for your majesty, your majesty.
00:11:53Yes, we kept him talking and then we threw all these cases and boxes and everything on it to him
00:11:59to trap him, your majesty.
00:12:01Where's the girl?
00:12:03What girl?
00:12:04Oh, the girl!
00:12:05She unfortunately escaped, your majesty, with a brother.
00:12:09Hmm, so this reindeer may be useful.
00:12:13An amusing little revenge, perhaps?
00:12:18Yes, this girl has interfered with my plans and seriously inconvenienced me.
00:12:25She will pay.
00:12:27She will pay with her life.
00:12:29What an excellent idea, your majesty.
00:12:32Shall we...
00:12:34The spring fall is starting.
00:12:36We must leave for my palace at the South Pole immediately.
00:12:38Oh, yes, indeed, your majesty.
00:12:41How time flies!
00:12:47Are you all right?
00:12:49I'm not squashing you, am I?
00:12:51No, we're fine, thanks.
00:12:53Only, I know I'm a bit heavy and we are quite sort of crunched up, aren't we?
00:12:57I heard about somebody once, who could crunch himself up so small, he could fit into a jam jar.
00:13:04Really?
00:13:05Yeah.
00:13:05I never actually saw it myself, but I bet you it was true.
00:13:17Rejoice, fools.
00:13:19Spring is coming.
00:13:21Enjoy the blossoming hedgerows, the green grass, the pretty flowers.
00:13:28See how the sun shines and the sky is blue, but not for long.
00:13:36Not for long.
00:13:46Soon they'll see the power in me.
00:13:50Their fate will be my say.
00:13:54Wrapped in ice, a paradise.
00:13:58A pretty price they'll pay.
00:14:02I'll dress the world up in crystal.
00:14:05What a world to behold.
00:14:10I cannot be defeated.
00:14:14I'm the queen of cold.
00:14:17What a sight, all painted white.
00:14:21Sealed up tight and mine.
00:14:25I'll come to call and snow will fall like shivers down your spine.
00:14:32This time I won't be silenced.
00:14:37I've got a tale to be told.
00:14:41Just in case you've forgotten,
00:14:45I'm the queen of cold.
00:14:49I'm the queen of cold.
00:14:49I'm the queen of cold.
00:14:52I'm the queen of cold.
00:14:54I'm the queen of cold.
00:14:55I'm the queen of cold.
00:15:11Give me that.
00:15:12Hey.
00:15:13That was really mean, that was, Eric.
00:15:30What's this, then?
00:15:35Mummy?
00:15:41Ah, there you are.
00:15:46I have a little surprise for you, my pretty child.
00:16:11The Snow Queen!
00:16:13We meet again, my dear.
00:16:16And I have something that may interest you.
00:16:20Oh.
00:16:24Peeps! Peeps, come quickly!
00:16:27What's the matter?
00:16:32That's Dimly!
00:16:33I haven't quite decided what to do with him yet, but you may rest assured that it will be something
00:16:40creative.
00:16:45This is outrageous! Absolutely outrageous! How dare she do that to poor old Dimly!
00:16:54Frida's spell didn't last all that long, did it?
00:16:55What can we do?
00:16:57Do? How do you mean?
00:16:58Well, we've got to help him somehow, haven't we? We can't just leave him there, can we?
00:17:03Well, no, I suppose not. But what were you thinking of doing, then?
00:17:07We'll just have to go to the North Pole and rescue him, that's all.
00:17:10Oh, not again! You're surely not going to go to the North Pole again. I mean, anyway, he won't be
00:17:16there. She'll have taken him with her.
00:17:17Where to?
00:17:18Well, the North Pole gets too warm in the spring and she goes off somewhere and I don't know where,
00:17:23so I'm afraid we shan't be able to go and rescue poor old Dimly, unfortunately.
00:17:28Peeps, if you don't think of someone who'll know where she's gone within five minutes, I'll never speak to you
00:17:34again!
00:17:56All I'm saying is she'll not notice, you'll get no thanks, no appreciation, that's all I'm saying.
00:18:03Oh, I'm sure she notices. She doesn't say much I grant you, but I'm sure she notices.
00:18:12You're a fool to yourself, Elsbeth, really you are. You'll do yourself a damage the way you carry on with
00:18:17that mop. Then for what?
00:18:19Well, I think it's a great honour serving royalty, I really do. And I'm sure she appreciates all our efforts,
00:18:26even if she doesn't show it.
00:18:27Ha! Well, this is the last year I'm doing this, I tell you. If her ever-so-wonderful Majesty wants
00:18:34to spend the summer at the South, oh, next year she can clean her own palace.
00:18:39Oh, Po! What a lovely life we lead, what more could a penguin need? It's a fact I love my
00:18:48work, I do.
00:18:51I believe you're serious. Poor girl, you're delirious. For in fact our work is never through.
00:19:00Oh, isn't it a shame? I go without pain. Every day's the same. Each day's a new day. What's a
00:19:06girl to do?
00:19:06So much to do here. You haven't got a clue. It's all so clear. Oh, yes. Oh, no. Can't wait.
00:19:12Can't go. Can't count on sleep. Try counting sheep.
00:19:15We're penguins of the palace, mate of honour. It would be a travesty if we missed her majesty. Always be
00:19:26alert, that's my advice.
00:19:30Must we bring the Queen up? It only means more clean-up. How much more could you shine a floor
00:19:37of ice?
00:19:39Ah, work is all we need to do. That's loyalty. Oh, loyalty to who? To royalty. Ask me if I
00:19:45care. I relish all. Life is so unfair. That's protocol. I'm hooked. Resist.
00:19:51We missed. My dreams come true. My nightmare too. We're penguins of the palace, mate of honour.
00:20:33Take my reindeer and that animal and put them down in the stables. Yes, your majesty. Yes, your majesty. At
00:20:41once, your majesty. At once, your majesty. Yes.
00:20:50It's not very nice in here, is it? Don't worry, lads. You get used to it. Just don't go near
00:20:57them things. Vicious they are. Vicious. Eat anything. Have your leg off as soon as looking.
00:21:02I don't think this is a very kind thing to do to a friend, Eric. Do you? I mean, it's,
00:21:07well, not very kind, is it?
00:21:09Not very kind at all. Not to a friend. Well, well, well. I had no idea you boys were so
00:21:16sensitive. First off, you've only known him five minutes, so he hardly qualifies as a friend. And second off, perhaps
00:21:22you'd like to go and explain to her majesty that you don't think she's being very kind to a person
00:21:27that is, after all, only a reindeer.
00:21:30Oh, Eric. How can you say such a thing? Morally reprehensible. That's what that is. Well, I'm very sorry, but
00:21:38it's not like he was a troll or anything. In any way, it's your majesty's orders, so there's not a
00:21:43lot we can do about it, is it?
00:21:47Oh, dear. Now, before the main task, where is that child?
00:21:59You'll really like her. She's a wally bird. A what? A wally bird. And she's amazing. She knows everything. Absolutely
00:22:07everything. Any subject. History, geography, potholing. People come to her all the time to ask things.
00:22:13Well, as long as she knows where the snow cream goes in the summer, I'm not all that bothered about
00:22:17anything else.
00:22:18No. No, all right. I'm just saying that if you did want to know anything else, you've only got to
00:22:22ask her and she'll tell you. Just like that. Amazing.
00:22:29What's that noise?
00:22:30That's her. That's Brenda.
00:22:41When she was still inside the shell, she had a tale to tell, and she could tell it well. The
00:22:50more she grew, the more she knew.
00:22:53And judging by her size, you can see why she's so wise. If you need some information, she's a source
00:23:00of inspiration. And the thought of her not knowing is absurd. So it's only fair to warn you, she'll enlighten
00:23:09and inform you in a word. She's your bird.
00:23:19Just as sure as the sun sets in the east, I know the most to say the least. I can
00:23:25smooth the savage beast. My rhyming shows when I rise throes. And I know the sum in fact of any
00:23:33quotient I subtract.
00:23:34She can lecture on the history of every nationality in languages you've probably never heard. And when it comes to
00:23:44their location, she'll point out your destination in a word.
00:23:49She's your bird. She's the princess of pontification.
00:23:54Good man, the word's obliteration.
00:23:56I stand corrected.
00:23:58When it comes to all the scholars in the world, she's preferred. In a word, she's your bird. In a
00:24:08word, I'm your bird. In a word, she's your bird. In a word, she's your bird. In a word, in
00:24:17a word, I'm your bird. She's your bird.
00:24:23Heaps, my dear. How are you? I can't tell you how busy I've been this morning. Run off my feet.
00:24:30Queues of people. Queues. Where's this and what's that?
00:24:34I sometimes wonder how I cope with all these questions. But I suppose they have to have someone they can
00:24:40ask. Someone to solve life's little problems for them.
00:24:46Now, who's this nice young lady? A friend of yours?
00:24:50This is Ellie. Ellie, Brenda.
00:24:53How do you do?
00:24:54Just visiting, are you, dear? Or did you come to ask me a question?
00:24:58To ask you a question, actually. If you don't mind.
00:25:00Of course not, my dear. Of course not. That's what I'm here for. Nothing too difficult, mind. I've had a
00:25:08busy morning.
00:25:09So anything more complicated than two and two make five may have to wait.
00:25:14Two and two make...
00:25:15Yes, dear. Five.
00:25:17Oh, yes. Well, it was just... I wondered whether you knew where the Snow Queen goes in the spring. Peep
00:25:23says she leaves the North Pole because it's too warm there.
00:25:25Well, that's an easy one. She goes to the South Pole. She's got another palace down there on the edge
00:25:33of a volcano. It's quite picturesque, actually.
00:25:36And what would be the best way to get to it?
00:25:38Oh, no.
00:25:39You don't have to come if you don't want to. I can easily go on my own. But somebody's got
00:25:44to rescue poor old Dimly.
00:25:46Oh, dear. Got hold of a friend of yours, has she? That could be nasty. Very nasty.
00:25:53You see? I'll have to go.
00:25:56All right. All right. Please yourself. If you want to die a horrible and lingering death in a very cold
00:26:02place, well, I suppose that's your affair.
00:26:04But how am I going to get there?
00:26:06Well, you could go due south, turn left at the mountain, follow the river along until you get to the
00:26:11desert, then go south-east all the way until you see the sea.
00:26:14Over that and there you are.
00:26:17Oh, I could fly you there, if you like. It'll do me good to have an outing.
00:26:22Would you? Would you really?
00:26:30Comfortable?
00:26:31Yes, thanks, Brenda.
00:26:33Now, are you sure you're not coming?
00:26:35Oh, all right, then.
00:26:59That was a bit nerve-wracking.
00:27:01You see, she can't take off from the ground, so she has to run over the cliff.
00:27:04Must be very inconvenient.
00:27:09Look, are you sure this is a good idea?
00:27:32Beautiful, beautiful.
00:27:36You shall be my greatest creation.
00:27:41What you doing, Eric?
00:27:42How do I know?
00:27:43I hope she's not making another mirror.
00:27:46We had a lot of trouble with that last one, remember?
00:27:50We brought it.
00:27:51We did.
00:27:52Well, I've no doubt that Her Majesty will be equating you with the entire fat vis-a-vis-a-whatever
00:27:57-it-is-that-she's making in the fullness of time.
00:28:00Do you think so?
00:28:01Well, we'll have to operate it for a start, won't we?
00:28:04And clean it.
00:28:09Oh, dear, oh, dear.
00:28:11I wish someone would come.
00:28:17It makes such a nice change for me to be able to get out, you know.
00:28:22It can be such a strain being an oracle.
00:28:25An oracle?
00:28:26Someone who knows everything.
00:28:27Yes, I know.
00:28:28I meant...
00:28:28Some of the things they ask me.
00:28:30Well, you'd hardly credit it.
00:28:32The wind.
00:28:33Where does the wind come from, they ask me?
00:28:36They don't notice all the trees waving around, do they?
00:28:40I mean, a really big thing like a tree whooshing about is bound to cause wind.
00:28:46See?
00:28:47She's brilliant.
00:28:49Brilliant.
00:28:49Actually, I don't...
00:28:50Where do the stars come from, they say?
00:28:53Peel.
00:28:54What?
00:28:54Are you sure we're going the right way?
00:28:56I mean, Brenda's terribly kind and helpful and everything, but...
00:29:01Well, she did say two and two make five, didn't she?
00:29:04And, well, I just wonder if she's right about where the snow queen is.
00:29:07Course she's right.
00:29:09Course she is.
00:29:09She's always right.
00:29:11Except perhaps with adding up.
00:29:13Anyway, it's all a matter of opinion.
00:29:14Two and two making four peets is not a matter of opinion.
00:29:18Oh, well, I suppose you're right.
00:29:19But she's jolly clever otherwise.
00:29:21Who could they do?
00:29:22I'm hungry.
00:29:23Anyone brought anything to eat?
00:29:25No, dear.
00:29:26No, sorry.
00:29:28Why don't we look out for some houses or something?
00:29:30Then we can land and ask them to sell us some food.
00:29:33Well, it'll have to be somewhere on the edge of a cliff,
00:29:35or we'll never get off the ground again.
00:29:37Look!
00:29:38Down there!
00:29:54Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:29:57You're supposed to be having ideas, making intelligent suggestions.
00:30:02How can I become the most famous and successful chef in the world
00:30:06if all he serves is egg and chips?
00:30:10I'm a artist, a visionary, I'm sensitive!
00:30:16All I need is one tiny suggestion to spark off my creative genius.
00:30:22One of you must have an idea.
00:30:25Oh, you're useless, useless!
00:30:28Of all the half-witted bean-brained morons, I don't pay you to...
00:30:34You don't pay us, actually.
00:30:36Not that I remember, anyway.
00:30:38Well, if I did, it wouldn't be to stand around here all day looking vacant.
00:30:41So think!
00:30:43Think!
00:30:45Look, Peeps, look!
00:30:46It's a restaurant!
00:30:48Isn't that amazing?
00:30:59Right.
00:31:01Let's see what sort of food they've got.
00:31:03Not for me, dear.
00:31:05I had far too much millet for breakfast.
00:31:07I think I'd just go and have a little nap under that tree.
00:31:11Hey, wake me up when you want to leave.
00:31:14Come on, I'm starving!
00:31:15We'll see you later, then.
00:31:19Quick!
00:31:20Customers!
00:31:21What?
00:31:23A wally bird!
00:31:25A wally bird!
00:31:26A coals!
00:31:27Uh, no.
00:31:28I think it's a little girl.
00:31:30Under the tree, you owe.
00:31:32A wally bird.
00:31:33A rare and exotic culinary delicacy.
00:31:37An interesting sauce or two, a soup song, a je ne sais quoi, and they come for miles.
00:31:44My reputation would soar.
00:31:46They'd be beating down the doors of my restaurant.
00:31:49I'd be a star overnight.
00:31:51Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, go and get it.
00:31:57Hello?
00:31:58Oh, good morning, madam, and, uh...
00:32:01Hello?
00:32:02Sir, please come in.
00:32:06We were wondering if we could have something to eat.
00:32:08Of course, madam, of course.
00:32:10It'd be my pleasure.
00:32:11Do take a seat.
00:32:13I believe they're just writing out the menus.
00:32:16Now, we have something rather special today.
00:32:20I bet they don't have birdseed.
00:32:22They might.
00:32:23I bet they don't.
00:32:24These posh sort of places never do.
00:32:25When have you ever been in a posh restaurant?
00:32:28Well, well, I haven't, but, I mean, you hear these things, don't you?
00:32:31It'll be, oh, there you are, sir.
00:32:33You'll have to make do with a dollop of caviar and a couple of oysters.
00:32:37Blech!
00:32:38Don't worry.
00:32:39I'm sure she'll find you something suitable.
00:32:41She seems very pleasant, doesn't she?
00:33:02Here we are, madam.
00:33:04I think this will impress you.
00:33:06It includes braised wally bird.
00:33:10Ah!
00:33:10I said you'd be impressed.
00:33:13A great rarity, as I'm sure you know.
00:33:16Served with catnip and quattro sauce on a bed of pureed oil.
00:33:23I'll leave you to make your choice.
00:33:26It looks just like Brenda.
00:33:32She's gone.
00:33:33Yes, so why don't we go too?
00:33:35I don't suppose the food's all that good and...
00:33:37We can't go.
00:33:38They're going to cook her.
00:33:40Look, don't you think you could fight down this urge to rescue people all the time?
00:33:44I mean, I should think that waitress person would get pretty nasty if she...
00:33:48Come on!
00:33:55There you are.
00:33:56See?
00:33:57Oh, this is horrible.
00:33:59Horrible.
00:33:59I can't bear to look.
00:34:00I've got an idea.
00:34:05Waiters!
00:34:06Minions!
00:34:08This shall be my finest moment.
00:34:10Bring me a cleaver and a spatula.
00:34:12I will now cook to culinary creation to stir the imagination with lip-smacking salivation.
00:34:22I can see it all so clear.
00:34:26The pinnacle of my career.
00:34:30The accolades will never cease when I cook my masterpiece.
00:34:38I'll begin with a foul fondue while I baste the bird in a seasoned goo.
00:34:48Then I'll fry the fat in a vat of grease when I cook my masterpiece.
00:34:57Cuddled and coated with tender riser.
00:35:02Chewy soft and juicy and none the wiser.
00:35:06Something exciting and new
00:35:10That will make your mouth water
00:35:13Long after you're free.
00:35:18No need to worry.
00:35:20No need to think twice.
00:35:22You'll sleep permanently
00:35:23On a warm bed of rice.
00:35:26I will be well on my way
00:35:30To be in worldly renowned
00:35:33As the grunting gourmet
00:35:42It's showtime
00:35:45Let's begin
00:35:47I'll make you lose
00:35:49Because look
00:35:50I win
00:35:51Like my reputation
00:35:54My size will increase
00:35:56When I cook
00:35:57My masterpiece
00:36:00When I cook
00:36:02And I march
00:36:04To peace
00:36:07Let's cook
00:36:29Let's cook
00:36:32If you don't
00:36:32You'll have to explain to everybody
00:36:34That it's your fault that Brenda got eaten
00:36:36And they won't have anybody to give them advice anymore
00:36:38Oh yes
00:36:39Right
00:36:39That's a point
00:36:42Go
00:36:42Go
00:36:44Hey
00:36:46Stop that
00:36:47Stop that
00:36:48You
00:36:48You
00:36:50Horrible
00:36:51Restaurant people
00:36:52I'll call the police
00:36:53I will
00:36:54I'll call the police
00:36:55This is illegal
00:36:56You know
00:36:57I'll
00:36:57Have you arrested
00:36:59And
00:37:00What else
00:37:01And put it in prison
00:37:02Get him
00:37:03Get him
00:37:05Get him
00:37:23Well get after him
00:37:25Get after him
00:37:26Don't you sit here like a crate of wet lettuceies
00:37:31Here we go
00:37:34Oh no
00:37:35We're going to die
00:37:36We're going to die
00:37:37We're going to die
00:37:39We are going to die
00:37:39We are now going to die
00:38:00We are going to die
00:38:06No
00:38:11Yes
00:38:15We are going to die
00:38:21We're going to die
00:38:22A thank you
00:38:24I'm qualities
00:38:25I did. That was just so wonderful. You saved my life, and you were so brave and clever.
00:38:33Oh, don't mention it. Ellie and me are used to rescuing people. We do it quite often, actually.
00:38:38He's on her way.
00:38:42But I have more important things to attend to.
00:38:52He's looking very peaky, you know.
00:38:55Very peaky. It's a bit worrying. I think he's pining.
00:39:00You're right, Baggy. He's pining.
00:39:03Perhaps we should go to the Snow Queen and tell her, and ask her to let him out.
00:39:06You do no such thing.
00:39:08Why not?
00:39:08Because, Wardrobe, she would not listen, and she would also probably do you a severe violence into the bargain.
00:39:15Oh.
00:39:15Well, I think we should try, and I'm going to ask her.
00:39:18No, no! Come back!
00:39:29She seems a bit busy.
00:39:31Still making that thing.
00:39:33Will you two come out of here?
00:39:35At once!
00:39:36Silence!
00:39:39Silence!
00:39:48My mother had the gift, too, you know.
00:39:51Most of my female relations have it, actually.
00:39:54And sisters, all of them.
00:39:56And do we talk when we get together?
00:39:59Not me so much, of course. I always prefer to listen.
00:40:02You can learn a lot by listening to others, and naturally, being in the oracle business, the more you know
00:40:08the better, really.
00:40:09My mother always used to say to me that if you have the gift, if, it is your duty to
00:40:15use it as gifts.
00:40:21Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
00:40:40Well, don't just stand there, Rowena. Give me a hand.
00:40:44You do realise, Clive, that this will be two more mouths to feed?
00:40:47I shouldn't think they eat very much. They're not very big.
00:40:51There we go, miss. Are you all right?
00:40:54A bit soggy, that's all.
00:40:56Put this on.
00:40:57Thanks.
00:40:58Jolly lucky we came long, eh?
00:41:00Now, what can we offer you? Some...
00:41:03They'll have their supper, I expect, Clive.
00:41:05Well, as a matter of fact...
00:41:07Jolly good.
00:41:08You don't happen to have any birdseed lying about, I suppose?
00:41:11Afraid not. Sorry.
00:41:14This is a very...
00:41:16Unusual sort of boat.
00:41:18This, young lady, is the SS Quagmire.
00:41:23We're the crew of the SS Quagmire.
00:41:28We're in search of the riches of the sea.
00:41:33But all we ever find is rubbish left behind as we sail the seas in search of something free.
00:41:45We're the crew of the SS Quagmire.
00:41:49We can spare a cup of tea, but not much more.
00:41:54For if memory serves us right, our payload's rather light.
00:41:59And we don't know what the future holds in store.
00:42:05I see. What an interesting life.
00:42:07And you two.
00:42:08How did you come to be floating about in the briny?
00:42:12Well, it's a bit complicated to explain.
00:42:15But we were on our way to the Snow Cream's Palace at the South Pole.
00:42:18She's captured a friend of ours, and we're going to rescue him.
00:42:21It'll be the second one we've rescued today, as a matter of fact.
00:42:23Now, why would she capture your friend?
00:42:26Just naturally mean and evil, I expect.
00:42:28Have you, perhaps, annoyed her?
00:42:31Uh, well, yes, I suppose we...
00:42:33So, she could be trying to entice you to her palace for some reason.
00:42:41Crikey! That's it!
00:42:43Of course she is!
00:42:44She's trying to get revenge on us!
00:42:46She's luring us into her vile clutches so she can...
00:42:49She can...
00:42:50Do something to us!
00:42:52Well, if she is, we'll just have to be specially on our guard.
00:42:55You certainly will!
00:42:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, why don't you go into the cabin,
00:43:01and we'll fetch you a nice cup of tea?
00:43:11Shh!
00:43:14Now that we know that they're wanted by royalty,
00:43:16they're bound to see a big change in our loyalty.
00:43:19Being the captain, I have the authority to make delivery a major priority.
00:43:25A change of career we were destined to see,
00:43:28so bounty hunters are we!
00:43:39We're the crew of the S.S. Quagmire!
00:43:44As king and queen, we'll wear the Quagmire crown!
00:43:49So I'd say it's safe to bet
00:43:51We'll take the most that we can get
00:43:53We'll always have a hand up for a hand-me-down!
00:44:00S.S. Quagmire!
00:44:18S.S. Quagmire!
00:44:30S.S. Quagmire!
00:44:33S.S. Quagmire!
00:44:50be a bit dodgy. I see. Suddenly you're not interested in money anymore. Of course I'm
00:44:56interested in money. I just like to live long enough to enjoy it. It's just amazing how
00:45:02nobody has ever got any bird seed. Poor old peeps. Are you really hungry? Yes, and I think
00:45:08I might even start to feel faint in a minute. Oh dear. Here we are. Tea up. Oh lovely. Thank
00:45:15you. What's all that noise? What noise? Oh, yes, that's just general ship's noise. All
00:45:27ships make noises, you know. The creak of the mast, the crashing of the engine, the noise
00:45:39of the cargo. We sailors get used it, of course. Hardly notice it after a while. It's stopped.
00:45:47Ah, then why don't I give you a little tour of the boat? I'm sure you'd be interested.
00:45:51You can finish your tea later. Yes, come along. After you. That way. Thank you.
00:46:11Gotcha. What do you think you're doing? Let us out. Tea. Let us out. Let us out, please.
00:46:18Oh, please let us out, please. Pretty nifty bit of footwork, that, if I do say so myself.
00:46:24Help. Help. Let us out. Let us out, please. Is that cage the best you could do? It seems perfectly
00:46:32adequate to me. Of course, if you'd said I could have added a couple of rugs and a pot plant.
00:46:36Well, it doesn't look very strong. Help. Let us out. Help. Let us out, please. It's perfectly
00:46:42strong enough for those two. Help. Right. We'll go and change course for the South Pole. Please. Help.
00:46:55Well, well. Such adventures you're having, my dear. Such adventures. I look forward to
00:47:02seeing you very, very soon. And now, the finishing touches.
00:47:14Okay.
00:47:22Okay.
00:47:51still busy then obviously a major project that's a nice source it's in one of wardrobe's books
00:47:59junior troll's book of one thousand interesting facts and i think you'll find it when that's
00:48:05finished that will be able to freeze things with its eyes that will will it yeah big things
00:48:10whole rivers and towns and that oh morning boys morning elspeth good morning good morning
00:48:20why she has to bring them trolls with her i can't think they're all right they're quite nice really
00:48:27they're not they're messy and untidy and inconsiderate and you smiling at them all the time is not going
00:48:34to improve matters oh oh i don't smile at them all the time i just like to be pleasant that's
00:48:42all
00:48:49oh yeah can you reindeer excuse me please could you help me it speaks uh yes sorry well there's a
00:49:00thing
00:49:01they don't usually speak do they pearl elspeth hobnobbing with the livestock will not get the kettle
00:49:08boiled i'm coming i'm coming i was only saying they don't usually speak do they not usually
00:49:15could you please
00:49:16could you please
00:49:17sorry dear tea break
00:49:38now i won't be able to land here because it's all flat apart from the volcano of course
00:49:44so i'll i'll sort of swoop low and you can jump off all right all right
00:50:00surely she must have noticed that we've fallen off by now oh bound to by now
00:50:05yes she's probably on her way back to rescue us right this minute
00:50:07i shouldn't wonder probably there she is i told you brenda
00:50:14yoohoo we're here
00:50:16peeps be quiet we don't want to attract attention from down there do we
00:50:21oh sorry
00:50:31hey what's going on
00:50:34oh they've escaped get them don't be stupid how am i supposed to get them i can't fly it's all
00:50:41your
00:50:41fault you're useless useless if you've repaired the mast properly it would my fault and whose crackpot
00:50:49idea was it to sell them to the snow queen in the first place we could have made a fortune
00:50:53a fortune and now thanks to your fumbling ineptitude and total incompetence we've lost them
00:51:00you're completely futile oh well that's a bit rich coming from someone with the brains of a carrot
00:51:07don't you speak to me like that mommy was right about you she could see you were hopeless and she
00:51:14tried to warn me but of course i wouldn't listen i wouldn't listen oh the folly of it the folly
00:51:19i could have had anything i could have made a lot of money
00:51:31now hang on i'm going to try and land
00:51:44well here we are
00:51:50it's no good i can't do it i'll have to go into the snow queen's palace and see if i
00:51:55can find
00:51:56something won't that be a bit you know dangerous well if we don't get you out of there you're going
00:52:01to freeze to death aren't you
00:52:03so i'd best be going they must have kitchens or workshops or something all i need is a pair of
00:52:08pliers
00:52:09good luck
00:52:10good luck
00:52:21good luck
00:52:23good luck
00:52:26good luck
00:52:29good luck
00:52:31bad luck
00:52:31bad luck
00:52:53Oh, Brenda.
00:53:14We're going to die.
00:53:16This is the end.
00:53:18We shall never see our friends and relations again.
00:53:22Our lifeless bodies will lie in the vast frozen wastes forever.
00:53:29I said our lifeless bodies will lie...
00:53:32I know, I heard you.
00:53:34Well, aren't you going to say something encouraging?
00:53:35Have a good idea, that sort of thing?
00:53:37No, sorry, not this time.
00:53:46My word, what an exciting day you're having, my dear.
00:53:50Eric!
00:53:51Yes, Your Majesty.
00:53:56Here, Your Majesty.
00:53:57Take a sledge, go down to the foot of the volcano,
00:54:00where you will find a cage with two occupants.
00:54:03Bring it to me, now!
00:54:05I'm sorry I dragged you into this, Peeps.
00:54:08Oh, that's all right.
00:54:10Don't mention it.
00:54:11I've got us into this trouble, and now I can't get us out.
00:54:14Oh, if only Freda was here.
00:54:16Yes, she'd be bound to know what to do.
00:54:20What's that?
00:54:21What?
00:54:22Your hat is glowing.
00:54:23Oh, it's a thing I found in a puddle.
00:54:25It sort of fell out of the sky.
00:54:27Freda!
00:54:28It's Freda!
00:54:29Look, Peeps!
00:54:30Oh.
00:54:32She's gone.
00:54:33Well, that wasn't much use, was it?
00:54:34I thought at least she was going to rescue us.
00:54:37I think she is going to rescue us.
00:54:51Now, Brenda.
00:54:54I wonder how it works.
00:54:58A pepper pot?
00:54:59What good's that?
00:55:01I bet it probably only works once, or else it's gone wrong, or...
00:55:17By word.
00:55:18Oh, that's better.
00:55:20Thank you, dear.
00:55:21Right.
00:55:22Home time.
00:55:23Off we go.
00:55:23Oh, no, we don't.
00:55:25We have to find Dimly.
00:55:31I suppose you realise that Dimly almost probably have escaped by now, and us going up there
00:55:36and throwing ourselves into deadly danger will all be a complete waste of time.
00:55:40And how are we going to...
00:55:41Peeps?
00:55:42What?
00:55:42Please be quiet.
00:55:43This has been the most exciting experience of my life.
00:55:47It really has.
00:55:48I knew it would be a good idea to get out and about.
00:55:51And all this new information's been stored away in the brain box, you know.
00:55:55Oh, yes.
00:55:56Now, I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave you here, because I'll have to climb up the crater
00:56:02to find a handy place to take off from.
00:56:05When we've rescued Dimly, we'll fly out on his back and meet you in the air.
00:56:09Righty-ho.
00:56:10See you later.
00:56:14And another thing.
00:56:16There'll be guards.
00:56:17There'll be...
00:56:17There'll be...
00:56:18There'll be huge ice monsters, most probably, with...
00:56:21With poisonous teeth and staring eyes and great...
00:56:24Yes?
00:56:26We...
00:56:27We've come to expect the stables.
00:56:30Certainly not go away.
00:56:31Wave Frieda's thing at her.
00:56:33Go on.
00:56:34We're not allowed to let strangers in.
00:56:36I'm ever so sorry.
00:56:37Perhaps if you were to write and ask her majesty...
00:56:40Go on!
00:56:41I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid I must insist.
00:57:13I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid I'm afraid I may not be afraid I may not be afraid.
00:57:20This way!
00:58:10Hooray! We've escaped! We've done it!
00:58:13There you are.
00:58:20Three cheers for us! Hip hip!
00:58:23Help!
00:58:26What's the matter? Dimly, what's the matter?
00:58:29I'm sorry. It's just that I feel so weak.
00:58:32I knew it! I knew it!
00:58:34Didn't I say this for-
00:58:36Be quiet, peeps. Oh, you must try, Dimly. Please try.
00:58:41I... I can't. I can't.
00:58:56Come on, Dimly, you can do it!
00:59:07It's... it's that thing!
00:59:12...
00:59:18...
00:59:20...
00:59:21Oh, my God.
01:00:18Oh, my God.
01:00:33Oh, my God.
01:00:46Oh, my God.
01:00:48Oh, my God.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:28Oh, my God.
01:01:31Oh, my God.
01:01:45Oh, my God.
01:01:46It's Dimly.
01:01:47It looks as if he might have escaped, doesn't it, Eric?
01:01:51It strikes me, lads, that a quick re-assertainment of our future employment prospectuses might be in order.
01:02:13There's going to be a mess, there's going to be a mess, there's going to be a mess to clear
01:02:15up, Pearl.
01:02:16Well, don't look at me, my terms of employment, no ironing and no heavy work.
01:02:36Of course, I knew it would be, of course, I knew it would be, of course, I knew it would
01:02:37be all right in the end, what with Brenda and Frieda.
01:02:42I mean, it was bound to be, I mean, it was bound to be, wasn't it?
01:03:09So, I mean, it was bound to be, of course.
01:03:13languages you've probably never heard. And when it comes to the foundation, she'll point
01:03:19out your destination. In a word, she's your birth. She's the princess of pontification.
01:03:28Good man, the word's obliteration. I stand corrected. When it comes to all the scholars
01:03:34in the world, she's preferred. In a word, she's your birth. In a word.
01:03:45In a word, she's your birth. In a word. She's your birth. In a word.
01:03:50In a word. She's your birth.
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