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00:28The End
00:36I haven't eaten since we last met.
00:39Really?
00:40You still have all my silverware.
00:42Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:44It's all right. Needed to lose the Christmas weight?
00:46I've just been so busy since New Year's Eve.
00:49Oh, good. I'm glad you deserve to be.
00:52Catering at the Berlingham Pheasant Shoe next Saturday.
00:55You'll be there?
00:56Sadly not.
00:57I haven't had an invitation to the falconry
00:59since I introduced Paul Stratton to Monica's buffet table.
01:03A real shame on this occasion,
01:04as I hear the food will be excellent.
01:06And there's me thinking the weight of a man's heart
01:08is in his trousers.
01:10Am I interrupting?
01:12No, Daddy. We borrowed his cutlery for the party.
01:14Well, then we should return it.
01:25Did I ever tell you how much I enjoy your show?
01:28Thrilling stuff.
01:30Once you get your teeth into someone,
01:31you don't let go, do you?
01:32If you're such a fan, why don't you come on?
01:34You'd make a great guest.
01:37I promise to be gentle.
01:44Unfortunately, the only evening I've got free
01:46in the near future is Valentine's Day,
01:48and I doubt it'll stay that way for long.
01:52Sorry to disappoint him, chap.
01:55Here we are, Rupert.
01:58Rupert.
01:59Huh?
02:01Thanks, Ty.
02:15Cunt.
02:20That's all we've got time for tonight.
02:21I'm sure our audience misses seeing you
02:23each week at Night Rider.
02:25Still.
02:26At least you're not playing second fit
02:27into a talking car anymore.
02:39Time to wrap it up, Declan.
02:40He's got ten seconds left.
02:44Before we go,
02:45I would also like to mention
02:46that a special edition of our show
02:48will now be going out on Valentine's Day
02:50with former Olympic show jumper
02:51Mr. Rupert Campbell Black MP.
02:53I know that news will come as a surprise
02:56and a delight to many.
02:58Until next time,
03:00good night.
03:12What the fuck was that?
03:13I thought I told you
03:14not to pull this shit anymore.
03:16Jesus, relax, will you?
03:17Relax.
03:18Declan, all his office has to do
03:20is release a statement tomorrow morning
03:22saying they don't know
03:22what we're talking about
03:23and we look like a bunch of amateurs.
03:25Cameron, be nice to poor Declan.
03:27He's an asshole.
03:28No, he's a genius.
03:30I guess Rupert can't refuse a challenge,
03:32I know.
03:33You're both assholes.
03:35All we have to do is wait.
03:37Declan?
03:37Yeah?
03:38Mr. Campbell Black is on line one.
03:50Well, isn't the genius going to talk to him?
03:53You can speak to my producer.
03:56Same as anybody else.
04:04This is Cameron Cook.
04:06Mrs. T thinks I should accept the invitation
04:08to take the opportunity
04:09to show you media pinkos who's boss.
04:11I'm inclined to agree with her,
04:13but I voted for Reagan.
04:14Really?
04:15Good girl.
04:17So, Minister,
04:18are you game?
04:19We don't know each other well,
04:20Miss Cook,
04:21but I do hope
04:22that over the course
04:23of our acquaintance
04:24I might have the opportunity
04:25to show you
04:26how very game
04:28I am.
04:32Well.
04:35He's in.
04:57He's in.
05:16He's in.
05:39Don't think you're touching my tits later
05:41just like that.
05:42No.
05:43Sure.
05:45Ignore my sister.
05:46She's the right bellend.
05:50Before the syphilis reached his brain,
05:51my father used to host
05:52seven shoots a year,
05:53and we never started the first drive
05:55later than half past nine.
05:56Shush, darling,
05:56they're waiting for their electrician friend.
05:58Oh, yes, the electrician.
06:00Not an electrician.
06:01Freddie Jones is an electronics mogul.
06:04Today's a celebration of him joining my board.
06:06He's the guest of honour, Henry.
06:07You and your wife are here
06:08to make sure he has a jolly nice time,
06:10all right?
06:12Oh, he's here.
06:13Oh, fine, then.
06:17Look at that little number.
06:19Yeah, well,
06:19as long as he can shoot straight,
06:21I couldn't give a fuck.
06:22That's the spirit.
06:25You made it!
06:29Bloody hell, town.
06:30Should I chuck a bucket of mud over me motor?
06:32I'm feeling very conspicuous all of a sudden.
06:34Freddie,
06:35perfect as you are.
06:36My sweets.
06:40Oh, dear God.
06:41It's Sherlock Ideal Holmes.
06:43Tony,
06:44thank you so much for receiving us.
06:46Need to investigate crimes against him.
06:48Come on.
06:48Hello, Mary.
06:49Good to see you.
06:50Pleasure.
06:51Lady Hermione.
06:52So honored to make your acquaintance.
06:55Mrs Jones,
06:56I've heard so much about you.
07:00Now, let's get a gun in your hand.
07:02No need.
07:03No need.
07:07I brought me home.
07:09Oh.
07:11Marvellous.
07:29Don't you know
07:31about the bird,
07:32when everybody knows
07:33that the bird is a bird
07:34when the bird is a bird?
07:35You are sure he can shoot,
07:37aren't you?
07:40Heh.
07:41I want everybody's hearing
07:43about the bird.
07:44Bird, bird, bird.
07:46The bird's a willow
07:46when the bird's a bird.
07:48The bird's a willow
07:49when the don't shoot now
07:50when the bird is a bird.
07:51When everybody's talking
07:52about the bird.
07:53When the bird's a bird.
07:55The bird's a bird.
07:57Said for me.
07:58The bird's a bear.
08:00Ah ah!
08:00Bah, bah, bah, bah-bah, bah, bah, bah, bah...
08:04ganz mal mal
08:29guys
08:29players
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:34So, how long do you spend on a cock?
08:37Er, well, generally speaking, I can finish one off in 15 minutes or less,
08:41but my hands aren't as quick as they used to be.
08:43No, sure.
08:47Any of you ladies first, you having a go?
08:50Traditionally speaking, Fred, Fred, it's the men that shoot.
08:52We ladies are here merely to marvel at your prowess.
08:56I will.
08:57Oh, she's doing it. She's off.
08:59Oh, right, good for you, girl.
09:01So, there it is.
09:04Where-where-handed are you?
09:05Right-handed.
09:06You're right-handed.
09:06Okay, so, just take it.
09:07Take your triggers there.
09:08Safety yourself now.
09:11You've got to keep it hard into your shoulder.
09:13Otherwise, you're going to do yourself a mischief.
09:15Okay.
09:15Right, okay.
09:16Go on.
09:17End your own time.
09:21Whoa!
09:22Oh, never mind.
09:24Go on, have another go.
09:24Oh, no, no, no, it's fine.
09:27God, look at the state of your hands.
09:29Oh, God.
09:30I hope nobody would notice.
09:32Um, I was fighting with a typewriter ribbon first thing.
09:35Needless to say, the ribbon won.
09:42Oh, well.
09:51No one to wear quiet.
10:09Lord Lieutenant. Hello. Mr. Hampshire. You must visit Greenlawn soon. We would so love to receive you. Do say you'll
10:18come.
10:19Certainly, yes. What a splendid idea. Mrs. Stratton. Hello. You must come and visit me at my boutique. I'm all
10:26searching for the right kind of clientele and well. Natural elegance can be so hard to find. Yes. No, I
10:31have been meaning to. You could pick something out for your cranium screen test, couldn't you, darling? Great idea. A
10:36screen test. How exciting. Any idea what he has in mind for you? Oh, he hasn't said, actually. Well, choose
10:42your outfit wisely, Sarah. The camera can be very unforgiving. Even for the most perfect of specimens.
10:48Sure.
10:55Freddie. I thought you hadn't shot before. Turns out you were a natural. Yeah, I was top marksman at Bisley
11:01for two years doing me in National Service. Oh, I know. Why wouldn't I do that? I want to introduce
11:05you to my son. Um, just bear with me a minute.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:36Oh, my God.
11:37Oh, my God.
11:45Oh, fuck.
11:53It's blipping away and could sort you right out, mate.
11:56Just a thought.
11:58There are far too many loaded guns around here today
12:00for you to be making comments like that.
12:02Now fuck off before I do something you'll regret.
12:17Oh, Toad!
12:19Look who's here.
12:21Surprise.
12:22Maybe you don't mind us dropping in.
12:24Course not.
12:26I shot two dozen pheasant of Jane a woodcock this morning.
12:28Why shouldn't I add a couple of cuckoos to that tally?
12:32Well, for a start, it wouldn't be able to appear on your chat show.
12:35Ooh!
12:37Why shoot you now when I can wait
12:39and have you savaged by an Irish wolfhound?
12:42Oh, yes.
12:47Ginger!
12:48Please show our guests to their pegs for the next drive.
12:51Right.
12:52Come along, Lizzie.
12:54I can't believe you turned up uninvited.
12:57You don't always have to be invited, Taggy.
13:01Good things seldom come to those who wait.
13:12Charles!
13:13Oh, hello.
13:14I didn't expect to see anybody.
13:16Researching Campbell Black and needed something for my office.
13:19I never thought I'd see the day
13:20when Tony Baddingham had Declan O'Hara doing his dirty work.
13:23I have my own reasons for wanting to take that bastard down.
13:26You know, in different circumstances, you and Rupert could have been friends.
13:29Both complicated, both stubborn.
13:32Misunderstood.
13:33Bollocks.
13:33What are you doing in a Saturday?
13:36Moving offices ahead of my grand return.
13:40Apparently, my recent coronary episode makes me a medical liability.
13:45Which is why Cameron Cook is now a controller of programmes and I'm...
13:49Head of Religious Broadcasting.
13:51I can't begrudge her too much.
13:54I mean, the Greasy Pearl requires its own set of skills.
13:57Hmm.
13:58Especially when the Greasy Pearl in question lives in Tony Baddingham's trousers.
14:05How's the heart?
14:08Oh, you know...
14:11Broken?
14:14Don't show Tony any weakness, Declan, or...
14:17This is what you get.
14:25Oh.
14:44What?
14:47What?
14:59Uh...
15:19what do you think of your first shoot how can people murder helpless animals all day for fun
15:23says the girl who baked two dozen pork pies for the occasion or do you suppose the poor piggies
15:29were hugged to death don't be horrid I needed the job don't be a hypocrite stand up for what you
15:34believe in maybe I shouldn't be saying this but I don't think you should go on daddy's show I'm
15:42worried he's gonna do something awful you're fine promise oh smashing spread Agatha I'm hosting at
15:53the bow for next month and I wondered if you might do the food oh that's very kind to be
16:03honest I find
16:04the whole idea of hunts and shoots utterly objectionable and I won't be doing them anymore
16:11oh right careful Agatha you're in danger of developing a backbone now I've got a girl
16:19supper Monday week I'm gonna give you a tinkle
16:30come on Ruth we've got a hot date it's a dog and trumpet bye Angel
17:00I have had the most delightful day
17:04it's so nice to have finally found our kind of people sorry Todd go get to the office trouble
17:10with a shipment out of Japan well you're a true titan of industry for idea let's talk again soon
17:15try and set a date for you to come in and discuss your ideas I'll give you a ring on
17:18Monday
17:25thanks well done they're just through there I'll fetch the brandy glasses
17:39oh mr. hampshire I would so love to receive you oh well fortunately for you mrs. joe
17:49hounds aren't the only thing I ride to I'm sure a ride with you would be delightful
17:56what can I say the likeness is uncanny oh what about me mr. hampshire do I bear a semblance
18:01oh I'm sure he wishes you did he'd be bounding down a green lawn to admire one's topiary ball
18:16sorry Massey left the room oh no yeah sure system trying them on for size yeah I really must get
18:24down to Massey's boutique soon well look thanks again for a great time let's talk on Monday
18:29absolutely let me see no no you're right I know why now who'd like a cigar
19:09oh how was the shoot well they killed loads of birds but they like my food Rupert stopped by
19:15oh Jesus Christ is there no place free of that man
19:39I'm cheating
19:42I think...
19:48...core red-handed.
19:53What...
19:59Why are you in here?
20:01What are you planning on doing to Rupert?
20:04He said he was sorry.
20:05I raised you to be smarter than that.
20:08A story is a story.
20:10It looks like it's all been said before.
20:11No, it hasn't.
20:14He doesn't deserve whatever you have planned for him.
20:16It's called journalism, Ike.
20:18You can call it what you want.
20:21I call it revenge.
20:30So what's this big scoop you've got on Rupert?
20:32The whole office is talking about it.
20:34The magician never reveals his secrets.
20:40The butcher of Carinium, that's a new one.
20:44It's not true, is it?
20:46I mean, I know the show can get a bit confrontational,
20:49but it never rips someone apart for the sake of it.
20:52You're making great television.
20:53And, more importantly, keeping Lord B happy.
21:15Slag.
21:17Lord Battingham's office.
21:19Of course, putting you through.
21:23Freddie Jones for you.
21:29Freddie, how are you?
21:30I can't join your ball, Tony.
21:33Freddie.
21:34I heard everything.
21:36You, Sarah, all of them.
21:39I don't mind people making fun of me.
21:42It's just that nobody makes fun of Ma Valerie.
21:48We all love Ma, see?
21:50I hate snobs, Tony.
21:52And you're the worst kind there is,
21:54the kind who's forgotten where he came from.
22:10Fred, Fred, I am in such turmoil.
22:13Some young ladies from Carinium were in the boutique earlier today
22:15saying the most ghastly things about Tony Baddingham
22:18and that plug woman.
22:20I just don't know what I'm going to say to poor Monica.
22:22Then don't say anything.
22:23Oh, I must.
22:23It's too awful.
22:24Mousy, please.
22:25It's got nothing to do with us.
22:29What?
22:35We need it, Freddie!
22:40It was Rupert.
22:42He crashed the chute, ruined the moon.
22:44Don't be such a baby.
22:46You fucked up.
22:51Beg your pardon?
22:52You heard me.
23:00Forget Freddie Jones.
23:03You've got me.
23:04And Declan.
23:05And we've got the highest ratings in the country.
23:14You know, Declan's got a scoop on Rupert.
23:18Apparently it's top secret.
23:20Valentine's Day can't come quickly enough.
23:28Mon Mon.
23:31I promise we aren't always shooting things here, Valerie.
23:35But roosting on my hornbeams is a capital offence.
23:42Oh, yes.
23:50Oh, yes.
23:51Oh, yes.
23:58Oh, yes.
24:03I'm sorry.
24:04And perhaps your husband's head was, well, turned.
24:08Oh, that's very interesting, Valerie.
24:13I mean, actually, I've no idea whether it's...
24:15Be substantiated.
24:21No.
24:22You don't.
24:29It can leave one feeling quite alone.
24:33So if ever you wanted to confide in someone...
24:37I'm sure that won't be necessary.
24:39Thank you so much for stopping by.
24:40I'm sure.
24:54Good morning, Rutscher.
24:56And a happy Valentine's Day to all our listeners.
24:59Stay tuned for back-to-back love songs to get you in the romantic mood.
25:03And on television tonight, Declan O'Hara will be interviewing local Casanova, Rupert Campbell Black.
25:08Let's see if Declan gets him to kiss and tell all.
25:16Delivery?
25:17Oh, gosh.
25:19For...
25:19Mr. Barracker?
25:22Oh.
25:27Thanks.
25:27Bye, darling. Mustache.
25:29Feel free to pop all this in the pile for me.
25:39Darling.
25:40We can go for dinner any time.
25:43Tonight, I want to watch the Valentine's Day massacre of Rupert Campbell Black.
25:48Hmm.
25:49Well, I'll have finished my screen test for Cotswold Roundup by mid-afternoon, so...
25:53You have until then to change your mind.
25:55Okay.
25:58Or what?
25:58You'll hang an open-for-business sign on your dressing room door.
26:06Don't tempt me.
26:12Huh.
26:13I can't.
26:19I can't.
26:20I can't.
26:24I can't.
26:28Oh no.
26:30I can't.
26:30Why?
26:31Oh no.
26:31Oh no.
26:31Oh no.
26:32What I can't do.
26:32I can't.
26:33What have you been now?
26:34Just getting some exercise.
26:36nice Archie dear your father says he found you on the morning of the shoot receiving
26:43manual stimulation from an estate worker well darling look whilst boarding school is undoubtedly
26:53a lonely place where certain extracurricular activities are tolerated well at least they
26:58were in my day I do feel that one should exercise restraint when closer to home
27:06after all fraternizing with the staff can only ever lead to pain and humiliation for all concerned
27:19there are lines one does not cross understood yeah good
27:33you see I told you I'd deal with it I don't know what I'd do without you
27:37you might bear that in mind
27:49Cameron cook I met a lady in the means full beautiful a fairy's child her hair was long
27:54her foot was light and her eyes were wild I set her on my pacing steed and nothing else
27:59sought all day long for sidelong would she bend and sing a fairy song you know it's customary
28:05to some flowers cheapskate oh hey there's nothing cheap about John Keats go try your
28:09luck with some dough out undergrads I'm busy
28:11I'm busy
28:12I'm busy
28:38I believe I asked for coffee sometime this century would be fantastic you'd think the
28:44promotion would make her happy but she's angrier than ever I'll get the coffee you get the
28:49phone James Roker's phone oh hello Deidre can you tell James I'd like him home for lunch today
28:55I'm sorry who's this his wife oh yes right you are
29:02oh
29:04oh
29:04oh
29:05oh
29:09oh
29:10oh
29:11oh
29:12oh
29:15oh
29:20oh
29:21oh
29:21oh
29:27this is for you it's from Rupert
29:37well Vare's how are you dreadful so Freddie jones lent me this fabulous new sing-along machine freshly
29:46shipped from Japan I was supposed to be hosting and if music be the food of love
29:50of curry-okey and curry-night, only now my chef's off sick.
29:56Well, I could cook a curry for you.
29:58Oh, that's exactly what I hoped you'd say.
30:00Did I just hear I'm getting abandoned on Valentine's night?
30:04You said you were going to watch Daddy's interview with me, Taggy.
30:07Well, come to the bar. You can watch the interview and I can watch you.
30:13And thank you, my darling, honestly. You're really helping me out of a tight spot.
30:17Well, I have a tight spot, too, if you fancy lending a hand.
30:20Come to Bar Sinister tonight, and I'll lend you two.
30:25Ooh.
30:34Who was that?
30:35Oh, uh, it was Baz. He wants Taggy to do some cooking for him.
30:40Good luck tonight.
30:41Thanks, love.
30:43Give him hell.
30:44Oh, I will.
30:47Daddy, please don't do this to Rupert.
30:49Oh, for fuck's sake, Tag. This is happening whether you like it or not. Now, go up.
31:12Sorry, you were brilliant. I said it before. The camera loves you.
31:15I was so nervous this morning, and having you there just really put me at ease, you know.
31:18You should see Sarah's screen test camera. She's really something.
31:23I'd rather watch frogs fucking.
31:26Hey, you can take the girl out of New York.
31:28Well, here he is, man of the moment.
31:31What's this, more dirt on Rupert?
31:32You'll have to find out tonight, I'm afraid.
31:34Scorpion are holding their front page for us tomorrow, so whatever you have, O'Hara, better be good.
31:38What is it?
31:39Drugs? Underage girls?
31:40God, I'd love to see that smug bastard in Africa.
31:43It's not criminal, but I promise you won't be disappointed.
31:47It'll blindside even him.
31:49God.
31:49He's a shark.
31:50Go walk.
31:52Go walk.
32:11Ah!
32:21two sugars the shock thank you I only come round to give you this oh gosh it's what is it
32:34it's a word processor sort of like a fancy electric typewriter so you don't have to worry about any
32:40more ink-based accidents oh gosh Freddie that's that's so you have a talent is a it should be
32:52encouraged for what it's worth and I didn't see much
33:10but for what it's worth I thought you'd look lovely
33:27sorry darling couldn't get away oh that's all right doesn't matter now listen the whole station
33:34staying to watch the Campbell black bloodbath in person so don't wait up all right oh righto
33:50thought you might like to meet your new co-host co-host what do you mean co-host
34:03oh I see well I can feel my ratings soaring already
34:14are you here about the pony Tabitha's in the stables this way I'm here to speak to you about your
34:19ex-husband
34:21um my father's Declan O'Hara I've already told his office I want nothing to do I've got a really
34:25bad
34:25feeling about the interview tonight it's got nothing to do with me talk to Rupert ask him to
34:30back out please I think you should leave I mean you must have left him once are you sleeping with
34:37him no no Rupert is bad news I believe that people can change I was just like you I told
34:46myself nobody
34:47understands him like me he'll change I looked at him and I saw all this potential and he looked at
34:53me
34:53and saw something he'd enjoy breaking Rupert is a cancer my advice cut him out before it's too late now
35:04please leave
35:31you're aware you're aware you are because you're good you know that don't you come on snap out of it
35:39we've history to make Elvis is about to enter the building
35:59remember this isn't wogan he won't be gentle if you don't like the question change the subject
36:05thanks for the words of wisdom sensei but I do feel in situations like this it's often better just to
36:10be
36:10by oneself we're telling that to ted heath
36:45just to be quiet
36:50I'm ready for a good show tonight
36:54Anyway you are me to know how to display you television live
36:57I'll look at you Maury every week she's here every week
37:02Jame fondue's got workout video now
37:04I won't be doing it, I won't be Jane Fondue.
37:07Bit of red, bit of cheese, you know.
37:09I keep coming, I'll just keep going, you know.
37:19Hi. Sandra's just gonna touch you up, okay?
37:21I'd love her to, but I'm about to appear on national television.
37:24Mr. Campbell Black!
37:25Ah! Great to have you on the show.
37:27Ready when you are.
37:34All right, Cory!
37:35Look at those graphics lights on.
38:04Hello.
38:05Paul!
38:06Darling, I am so sorry, I'm such a pig.
38:09Can you forgive me? I've bought champagne.
38:12Paul, you shouldn't have.
38:14Oh, come here.
38:17Phew. Right, direct me to the Volavons.
38:25And we're live in five...
38:31...four...
38:36...three...
38:40...two...
38:41Good luck, Declan.
38:44...one.
38:52My guest tonight needs no introduction.
38:55He has been described as the world's greatest show jumper
38:58and one of the most eligible bachelors in England.
39:00He is, of course, Minister for Sport and MP for Children and Bisley,
39:03Mr. Rupert Campbell Black.
39:09Now, Mr. Campbell Black, you've had a varied career, haven't you?
39:12What first attracted you to politics?
39:15Athletes make good politicians.
39:16Show jumping taught me how to think on my feet
39:18and remain unfazed under scrutiny.
39:21Do you get on with the Prime Minister?
39:24I hold her in enormously high esteem.
39:27Michael Thatcher is the daughter of a greengrocer.
39:29She went to a grammar school, as did Norman Tebbitt, Cecil Parkinson.
39:33The Conservative Party has changed.
39:35And it's Mrs. Thatcher who has changed it.
39:38So why do you think she keeps you around?
39:41I hope she thinks I'm good at my job.
39:45Do aristocrats make good politicians?
39:48Plenty of them have.
39:49My family has a strong sense of moral duty.
39:51I inherited that with the house.
39:54Ah.
39:56Noblesse oblige.
39:57If you like.
39:58My Latin's not what it used to be.
40:01But with your privileged background,
40:03how can you understand the difficulties faced by the man on the street?
40:08I can't help the circumstances of my birth.
40:10It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.
40:17Now, your tenure as Minister for Sport has been controversial.
40:22If you're talking about football, then the hooligans are a tiny minority.
40:26You have taken a notoriously light touch approach to policing the game.
40:30The poor swords are out of work.
40:32Their fathers are out of work, often their grandfathers too.
40:35Out of the sheer frustration at not winning, they resort to violence.
40:39I think we should try to understand the vandals.
40:41Sounds almost socialist.
40:42Although some people might call you a vandal.
40:45Of women.
40:47Horses, marriages.
40:50Still, adultery must prepare you well for life within the Conservative Party.
40:56I'm sorry.
40:57You know, sneaking around, lying, betrayal, sexual degeneracy.
41:02I'm no longer married.
41:03Yeah, but you were for six years,
41:05and yet throughout your marriage your affairs were common knowledge.
41:08I mean, one glass of shape here has described you as
41:10rather a nasty virus that everyone's wife caught sooner or later.
41:14Well, if you'd seen his wife, it's definitely later.
41:21Christ, he really has an arsehole, isn't he?
41:24And that's the break in five, four...
41:27And that's time for a break!
41:44Three...
41:45Ooh!
41:45I told my sister that he's in a minor strike.
41:47He, uh, cut the kids off school.
41:54Teggy, what are you doing here?
41:55You need to go.
41:56Just walk out.
41:58Your father's not the first old socialist you've tried to catch me out.
42:01Whatever you're worried about, it's already out there.
42:03No.
42:04I know him.
42:05He's saving the worst for later.
42:07When he wants something, he's ruthless.
42:10He'll do anything.
42:11I mean, he's...
42:11He's just like you.
42:13Exactly.
42:15Minister, we need you back on set.
42:16The break's almost over.
42:17Just walk out the building with me.
42:19Minister!
42:21Please.
42:32Five seconds and we're back.
42:33Why the fuck is he?
42:36Five.
42:37Jaxon, you're gonna have to ad-lib.
42:40Three.
42:43Two.
42:45Two.
42:47One.
42:48One.
42:50Two.
42:51One.
42:51One.
42:51One.
42:54One.
42:56Don't tell me wrong.
42:58Welcome back.
42:59You know what this reminds me of?
43:01Being back on the circuit.
43:03Having an opponent.
43:05Knowing that I can make a tiny mistake and it might all be over.
43:08It's exhilarating.
43:08This is an interview.
43:09There's no winner.
43:11That's not true though, is it?
43:14He wants to beat me.
43:18He's trying to distract him.
43:20Now's the time, Declan.
43:27What's she doing here?
43:29Something's wrong.
43:45Isn't that what we do?
43:49We?
43:50Men, like us.
43:52I am nothing like you.
43:54Really?
43:55You're cold.
43:57You have had the best education money can buy, yet you remain a philistine.
44:02You barely see your children.
44:04You pick up women just because you can, but you're still fundamentally alone.
44:08And when they can't fill that emptiness inside you, you discard them.
44:13Despite your gold medals and your money, you are a lonely man,
44:17rattling around a huge empty manor, and that's who you'd likely end your days.
44:21You behave like a man with no secrets and no shame.
44:27Well, there is one thing I'd like to discuss with you.
44:30You're right.
44:30I'm a rake.
44:37A liar.
44:39A cheat.
44:41If there was something I wanted, I pursued it.
44:43I didn't care about anybody else.
44:44My horses, my teammates, my wife.
44:47But we're still alike.
44:49I very much doubt that.
44:50You're the best in the world at what you do.
44:52Flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Cumberbatch.
44:54I don't know what that was like, being the best, and what I was willing to do to stay there.
44:59What are you willing to do?
45:07A family.
45:10To yourself.
45:21I'm bored of you tickling each other's balls that can get the fucking cat out of the bag.
45:30You're right.
45:34I'm a workaholic.
45:40And when I'm consumed by something, I can be, um, I can be a...
45:49A monster.
45:52Yeah.
45:57You're probably a better husband than I was.
46:01After all, you're still married.
46:04I don't know.
46:06I think I'm a pretty bad husband.
46:13Do you think you've ever been in love?
46:26No.
46:30That's my fault.
46:32My ambition hasn't left room for much else.
46:35Do you think that'll ever change?
46:42The fucker isn't gonna do it.
46:44Well, even if he doesn't destroy Rupert, this could still be a good show.
46:47Tell me about, um, tell me about your childhood.
46:51Pull the transmission.
46:51Let's just see where this goes.
46:53Do you value your job?
46:54Pull the fucking transmission!
46:56No, because this is my show.
46:58Cut the transmission.
46:59No.
47:00Do that to me.
47:00No.
47:01Give me that.
47:02Cameron!
47:03Cameron!
47:04Cameron, for fuck's sake!
47:05Trust me.
47:08Listen, you arrogant little Irish prick.
47:10Either you destroy the fuck or I'm gonna come down there and pull you off the floor myself.
47:14There's no point, Tony.
47:15He's already taken his earpiece out.
47:16He can't hear you.
47:17If it's any constellation, we've made some really great television.
47:21This would have worked if you'd just done the fucking job!
47:25Come!
47:27Who do you trust?
47:31Who do you count on?
47:41Dogs.
47:43I, um, I much prefer dogs to people.
47:50I'd give anything to see my old Labrador or Badger again.
47:56He was a good dog.
48:09So, which of your many sporting achievements was the hardest one?
48:15Which was the hardest?
48:17The King's Cup, the Olympic gold, the World Championship?
48:20Well, none of them.
48:24The hardest thing?
48:26The, uh, the thing that nearly killed me?
48:29Yeah.
48:34It's giving it all.
48:46Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Rupert Campbell Black.
48:58Thank you, sir.
48:59Thanks, sir.
49:00Yay!
49:00There they are!
49:01Give it to me!
49:12Congratulations, darling.
49:13It was great TV, as always.
49:27Did you like the show?
49:31Thank you, sir.
49:33Thank you, sir.
49:41Sorry, Lord B.
49:43Didn't expect to see you there.
49:45Thought you'd be down bar sinister by now, celebrating with Declan and Rupert.
49:55Great show tonight, by the way.
49:56Best yet.
50:07I'm sorry, boys.
50:09What are you doing?
50:16I'm so worried about this.
50:20It is better.
50:22I'm so worried about this.
50:24I'm so worried about this.
50:25I'm so worried about this.
50:25I'm so worried about this.
50:27If you're all worried about this wish,
50:28I want you to stay away from Taggy.
50:32She's young enough to be your daughter.
50:39Yeah, of course.
50:42Good.
50:50Drink?
50:51No, no. I'm taking Maude home.
50:57What was it that you had on me?
51:00Ruth?
51:02It was just Bluffin'.
51:08This is Kelly O'Keefe, ladies and gentlemen.
51:12The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valleys of night.
51:18There's a man in the shadows of a gun in his eye and a blade shining all so bright.
51:24There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky and a killer's on the bloodshot streets.
51:31Going down in the tunnels where the dead are rising.
51:34It's never so young, boy.
51:36See, I told you it was all gonna be okay.
51:40You gonna dance?
51:41I haven't.
51:43Oh, baby, you're the only thing in this whole world that's pure...
51:47I'd love to, but...
51:49I have to go.
51:52It's already.
51:53Before there's gonna be some light.
51:55I gotta get ahead, I gotta break it out now.
51:58Before the final crack of dawn.
52:02We gotta make the most of our one night together.
52:05When it's over, you know, we'll both be so alone.
52:11Come on, man.
52:13Like a bad at the hell, I'll be gone, and the morning comes.
52:19When it's over, like a bad at the hell, when it's gone, gone, gone.
52:25Like a bad at the hell, I'll be gone, when it's gone.
52:52I didn't pay.
52:58I'm all a silver black fan on by.
53:01Oh, and the middle is hot, and the injured is home.
53:04And I'm hoping to see the light.
53:07Nothing is a rose in this rock in your hole,
53:10and everything is stunning and lost.
53:14And nothing really rocks, and nothing really rolls,
53:17and nothing's ever worth the cost.
53:21Oh, damn, if I never get up,
53:24I can bring them down if I do.
53:26I can tell you, I've got the light in my heart.
53:30I can bring them down if I do.
53:35PHONE RINGS
53:39PHONE RINGS
53:42PHONE RINGS
53:44PHONE RINGS
53:45PHONE RINGS
53:46PHONE RINGS
53:48The falconry?
53:50Oh, hello.
53:53Right, yes, of course.
53:55Tell whoever it is to fuck off.
53:57I would, darling.
54:01Muddy's Margaret Thatcher.
54:15Promise not.
54:40She wants to visit the station and do an interview of her own.
54:43How wonderful.
54:45A real coup.
54:46That's great news.
54:50And all thanks to Rupert, I suppose.
55:18A real규 tymor,
55:20And now.
55:21I'm a fool.
55:21I'm a fool.
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