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Rivals Season 1 Episode 4 Engsub
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00:28The End
00:36I haven't eaten since we last met.
00:39Really?
00:40You still have all my silverware.
00:42Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:44It's all right. Needed to lose the Christmas weight?
00:46I've just been so busy since New Year's Eve.
00:49Oh, good. I'm glad you deserve to be.
00:52Catering at the Berlingham Pheasant Shoe next Saturday.
00:55You'll be there?
00:56Sadly not.
00:57I haven't had an invitation to the falconry
00:59since I introduced Paul Stratton to Monica's buffet table.
01:03A real shame on this occasion,
01:04as I hear the food will be excellent.
01:06And there's me thinking the weight of a man's heart
01:08is in his trousers.
01:10Am I interrupting?
01:12No, Daddy. We borrowed his cutlery for the party.
01:14Well, then we should return it.
01:25Did I ever tell you how much I enjoy your show?
01:28Thrilling stuff.
01:30Once you get your teeth into someone,
01:31you don't let go, do you?
01:32If you're such a fan, why don't you come on?
01:34You'd make a great guest.
01:37I promise to be gentle.
01:44Unfortunately, the only evening I've got free
01:46in the near future is Valentine's Day,
01:48and I doubt it'll stay that way for long.
01:52Sorry to disappoint him, chap.
01:55Here we are, Rupert.
01:58Rupert.
01:59Huh?
02:01Thanks, Ty.
02:15Cunt.
02:20That's all we've got time for tonight.
02:21I'm sure our audience misses seeing you
02:23each week at Night Rider.
02:25Still.
02:26At least you're not playing second fit
02:27into a talking car anymore.
02:39Time to wrap it up, Declan.
02:40He's got ten seconds left.
02:44Before we go,
02:45I would also like to mention
02:46that a special edition of our show
02:48will now be going out on Valentine's Day
02:50with former Olympic show jumper
02:51Mr. Rupert Campbell Black MP.
02:53I know that news will come as a surprise
02:56and a delight to many.
02:58Until next time,
03:00good night.
03:12What the fuck was that?
03:13I thought I told you
03:14not to pull this shit anymore.
03:16Jesus, relax, will you?
03:17Relax.
03:18Declan, all his office has to do
03:20is release a statement tomorrow morning
03:22saying they don't know
03:22what we're talking about
03:23and we look like a bunch of amateurs.
03:25Cameron, be nice to poor Declan.
03:27He's an asshole.
03:28No, he's a genius.
03:30I guess Rupert can't refuse a challenge,
03:32I know.
03:33You're both assholes.
03:35All we have to do is wait.
03:37Declan?
03:37Yeah?
03:38Mr. Campbell Black is on line one.
03:50Well, isn't the genius going to talk to him?
03:53You can speak to my producer.
03:56Same as anybody else.
04:04This is Cameron Cook.
04:06Mrs. T thinks I should accept the invitation
04:08to take the opportunity
04:09to show you media pinkos who's boss.
04:11I'm inclined to agree with her,
04:13but I voted for Reagan.
04:14Really?
04:15Good girl.
04:17So, Minister,
04:18are you game?
04:19We don't know each other well,
04:20Miss Cook,
04:21but I do hope
04:22that over the course
04:23of our acquaintance
04:24I might have the opportunity
04:25to show you
04:26how very game
04:28I am.
04:32Well.
04:35He's in.
04:57He's in.
05:16He's in.
05:39Don't think you're touching my tits later
05:41just like that.
05:42No.
05:43Sure.
05:45Ignore my sister.
05:46She's the right bellend.
05:50Before the syphilis reached his brain,
05:51my father used to host
05:52seven shoots a year,
05:53and we never started the first drive
05:55later than half past nine.
05:56Shush, darling,
05:56they're waiting for their electrician friend.
05:58Oh, yes, the electrician.
06:00Not an electrician.
06:01Freddie Jones is an electronics mogul.
06:04Today's a celebration of him joining my board.
06:06He's the guest of honour, Henry.
06:07You and your wife are here
06:08to make sure he has a jolly nice time,
06:10all right?
06:12Oh, he's here.
06:13Oh, fine, then.
06:17Look at that little number.
06:19Yeah, well,
06:19as long as he can shoot straight,
06:21I couldn't give a fuck.
06:22That's the spirit.
06:25You made it!
06:29Bloody hell, town.
06:30Should I chuck a bucket of mud over me motor?
06:32I'm feeling very conspicuous all of a sudden.
06:34Freddie,
06:35perfect as you are.
06:36My sweets.
06:40Oh, dear God.
06:41It's Sherlock Ideal Holmes.
06:43Tony,
06:44thank you so much for receiving us.
06:46Need to investigate crimes against him.
06:48Come on.
06:48Hello, Mary.
06:49Good to see you.
06:50Pleasure.
06:51Lady Hermione.
06:52So honored to make your acquaintance.
06:55Mrs Jones,
06:56I've heard so much about you.
07:00Now, let's get a gun in your hand.
07:02No need.
07:03No need.
07:07I brought me home.
07:09Oh.
07:11Marvellous.
07:29Don't you know
07:31about the bird,
07:32when everybody knows
07:33that the bird is a bird
07:34when the bird is a bird?
07:35You are sure he can shoot,
07:37aren't you?
07:40Heh.
07:41I want everybody's hearing
07:43about the bird.
07:44Bird, bird, bird.
07:46The bird's a willow
07:46when the bird's a bird.
07:48The bird's a willow
07:49when the don't shoot now
07:50when the bird is a bird.
07:51When everybody's talking
07:52about the bird.
07:53When the bird's a bird.
07:55The bird's a bird.
07:57Said for me.
07:58Oh, my God.
08:02cómo
08:03man
08:03man
08:04man
08:08man
08:09man
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08:29MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA
08:29MA MA MA
08:30Yeah.
08:34So, how long do you spend on a cock?
08:37Er, well, generally speaking, I can finish one off in 15 minutes or less,
08:41but my hands aren't as quick as they used to be.
08:43No, sure.
08:47Any of you ladies first, you having a go?
08:50Traditionally speaking, Fred, it's the men that shoot.
08:52We ladies are here merely to marvel at your prowess.
08:56I will.
08:57Oh, she's doing it. She's off. Wow.
08:59Oh, right. Good for you, girl.
09:01So.
09:03There it is. What-what-handed are you?
09:05Right-handed.
09:05Right-handed.
09:06Okay, so just take it. Take out your triggers there.
09:08Save for yourself now.
09:11You've got to keep it hard into your shoulder.
09:13Otherwise, you're going to do yourself a mischief.
09:15Okay.
09:15Right, okay. Go on. End your own time.
09:21Whoa!
09:22Oh, never mind.
09:24Go on, have another go.
09:24Oh, no, no, no, it's fine. Thank you.
09:27God, look at the state of your hands.
09:29Oh, God.
09:30I hope nobody would notice.
09:32Um, I was fighting with a typewriter ribbon first thing.
09:35Needless to say, the ribbon won.
09:42Oh, gosh.
09:51Needless to go anywhere quiet.
10:09Lord, Lieutenant. Hello. Mr. Hampshire.
10:13You must visit Greenlawn soon. We would so love to receive you. Do say you'll come.
10:19Certainly, yes. What a splendid idea.
10:22Mrs. Stratton. Hello. You must come and visit me at my boutique.
10:26I'm all searching for the right kind of clientele and well.
10:29Natural elegance can be so hard to find.
10:31Yes. No, I have been meaning to.
10:32You could pick something out for your cranium screen test, couldn't you, darling?
10:35Great idea. Screen test. How exciting.
10:37Any idea what he has in mind for you? Oh, he hasn't said, actually.
10:41Well, choose your outfit wisely, Sarah. The camera can be very unforgiving.
10:45Even for the most perfect of specimens.
10:48Sure.
10:55Freddie.
10:57Thought you hadn't shot before. Turns out you were a natural.
10:59Yeah, I was top marksman at Bisley for two years doing me in national service.
11:03Oh, I know. Why wouldn't I do that? I want to introduce you to my son.
11:05Um, just bear with me, man.
11:09Yeah.
11:45Oh, fuck.
11:53It's blippin' a wank. I thought you right out, mate. Just a thought.
11:58There were too many loaded guns around here today for you to be making comments like that.
12:02Now, fuck off before I do something you'll regret.
12:17Oh, Tones!
12:19Look who's here.
12:21Surprise.
12:22I hope you don't mind us dropping in.
12:24Course not.
12:26I've shot two dozen pheasant of Jane a woodcock this morning.
12:28Why shouldn't I add a couple of cuckoos to that tally?
12:32Well, for a start, it wouldn't be able to appear on your chat show.
12:37Why shoot you now when I can wait and have you savaged by an Irish wolfhound?
12:42Oh, yes.
12:47Ginger!
12:48Please show our guests to their pegs for the next drive.
12:51Right.
12:54I can't believe you turned up uninvited.
12:57You don't always have to be invited, Taggy.
13:01Good things seldom come to those who wait.
13:12Charles!
13:13Oh, hello.
13:14I didn't expect to see anybody.
13:16I was researching Campbell Black and needed something for my office.
13:19I never thought I'd see the day when Tony Baddingham had Declan O'Hara doing his dirty work.
13:23I have my own reasons for wanting to take that bastard down.
13:26You know, in different circumstances, you and Rupert could have been friends.
13:29Both complicated.
13:30Both stubborn.
13:32Misunderstood.
13:33Bollocks.
13:34What are you doing in a Saturday?
13:36Moving offices ahead of my grand return.
13:40Apparently, my recent coronary episode makes me a medical liability.
13:45Which is why Cameron Cook is now controller of programmes and I'm...
13:49Head of religious broadcasting.
13:51I can't begrudge her too much.
13:54I mean, the greasy pearl requires its own set of skills.
13:57Especially when the greasy pearl of question lives in Tony Baddingham's trousers.
14:05How's the heart?
14:08Oh, you know...
14:11Broken.
14:12Broken.
14:14Don't show Tony any weakness, Declan, or...
14:17This is what you get.
14:18I can't.
14:19I can't.
14:28I can't.
14:30I can't.
14:36I can't.
14:45I can't.
14:47Let's go.
15:19What do you think of your first shoot?
15:21How can people murder helpless animals all day for fun?
15:24Says the girl who baked two dozen pork pies for the occasion.
15:27Or do you suppose the poor piggies were hugged to death?
15:29Don't be horrid. I needed the job.
15:31Don't be a hypocrite. Stand up for what you believe in.
15:38Maybe I shouldn't be saying this, but I don't think you should go on Daddy's show.
15:42I'm worried he's going to do something awful.
15:46You'll be fine. Promise.
15:48Oh, smashing spread, Agatha.
15:51I'm hosting at the Beaufort next month, and I wondered if you might do the food.
15:57Oh, that's very kind.
16:02To be honest, I find the whole idea of hunts and shoots utterly objectionable, and I won't be doing them
16:11anymore.
16:12Oh.
16:13Right.
16:14Careful, Agatha. You're in danger of developing a backbone.
16:18Now, I've got a girl's supper Monday week. I'm going to give you a tinkle.
16:31Come on, Rube. We've got a hot date. It's a dog and trumpet.
16:34Bye, Angel.
17:00I have had the most delightful day.
17:04It's so nice to have finally found our kind of people.
17:08Sorry, Todd. I've got to get to the office. Trouble with a shipment out of Japan.
17:11Well, you're a true titan of industry, Freddie. Let's talk again soon.
17:15Try and set a date for you to come in and discuss your ideas.
17:17I'll give you a ring on Monday.
17:19Thanks.
17:20Thanks.
17:21Bye.
17:25Well done.
17:28Now, they're just through there. I'll fetch the brandy glasses.
17:39Oh, Mr. Hampshire. I would so love to receive you.
17:44Oh, well. Fortunately for you, Mrs. Jones.
17:49Hounds aren't the only thing I ride to.
17:53Oh, I'm sure a ride with you would be delightful.
17:56But what can I say? The likeness is uncanny.
17:58Oh, what about me, Mr. Hampshire? Do I bear resemblance?
18:01Oh, I'm sure he wishes you did.
18:03He'd be bounding down to Greenland to admire one's topiary ball.
18:17Sorry, Mousy left her, um...
18:19Oh, no, yeah, sure. I was just, um, trying them on for size.
18:23You know, I really must get down to Mousy's boutique soon.
18:26Well, look, thanks again for a great time. Let's talk on Monday.
18:29Absolutely. Let me see...
18:30No, no, no, you're all right. I know you're all right.
18:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
18:44no, no, I...
18:44Now, who'd like a cigar?
18:50No, it's worthy.
18:51Free unfortunate.
18:55MUSIC PLAYS
19:09Ah, how was the shoot?
19:11Well, they killed loads of birds, but they like my food.
19:13Rupert stopped by.
19:15Oh, Jesus Christ.
19:18Is there no place free of that man?
19:27Oh, Jesus Christ.
19:59Why are you in here?
20:30So what's this big scoop you've got on Rupert?
20:32The whole office is talking about it.
20:34Magician never reveals his secrets, sir.
20:40The Butcher of Carinium, that's a new one.
20:44It's not true, is it?
20:46I mean, I know the show can get a bit confrontational, but I never rip someone apart for the sake
20:51of it.
20:52You're making great television.
20:54And, more importantly, keeping Lord B happy.
21:14Slag.
21:17Lord Battingham's office.
21:19Of course, putting you through.
21:23Freddie Jones for you.
21:29Freddie, how are you?
21:30Can't join your ball, Tony.
21:33Freddie.
21:34I heard everything.
21:36You, Sarah, all of them.
21:39I don't mind people making fun of me.
21:42It's just that nobody makes fun of my Valerie.
21:48We all love Mousy.
21:50I hate snobs, Tony.
21:52And you're the worst kind there is.
21:54The kind who's forgotten where he came from.
22:10Fred, Fred.
22:11I am in such turmoil.
22:13Some young ladies from Carinium were in the boutique earlier today
22:15saying the most ghastly things about Tony Battingham and that plug woman.
22:20I just don't know what I'm going to say to poor Monica.
22:22Then don't say anything.
22:23I must.
22:23It's too awful.
22:24Mousy, please.
22:25It's got nothing to do with us.
22:35We need it, Freddie!
22:40It was Rupert.
22:42He crashed the chute, ruined the moon.
22:44Don't be such a baby.
22:46You fucked up.
22:51Beg your pardon?
22:52You heard me.
23:00Forget Freddie Jones.
23:03You've got me and Declan,
23:05and we've got the highest ratings in the country.
23:15Declan's got a scoop on Rupert.
23:18Apparently, it's top secret.
23:20Valentine's Day can't come quickly enough.
23:28Mon Mon.
23:30Oh.
23:32I promise we aren't always shooting things here, Valerie.
23:35But roosting on my hornbeams is a capital offense.
23:42Dearest Mon Mon, I'm afraid I must relay some rather difficult information to you regarding Cameron Cork.
23:50Oh, yes?
23:51You see, as the owner of a very popular boutique, one learns about all sorts of goings-on, and, well,
23:57the suggestion is that she might have come by her recent promotion through certain immodest means, and that perhaps your
24:05husband's head was, well, turned.
24:09Well, that's very interesting, Valerie.
24:13I mean, actually, I've no idea whether...
24:15Be substantiated.
24:21No.
24:22You don't.
24:29It can leave one feeling quite alone.
24:33So if ever you wanted to confide in someone...
24:37I'm sure that won't be necessary.
24:39Thank you so much for stopping by.
24:54Good morning, Raksha.
24:56And a happy Valentine's Day to all our listeners.
24:59Stay tuned for back-to-back love songs to get you in the romantic mood.
25:03And on television tonight, Declan O'Hara will be interviewing local Casanova, Rupert Campbell Black.
25:09Let's see if Declan gets him to kiss and tell all.
25:16Delivery?
25:16Oh, gosh.
25:19For Mr. Verica?
25:21Oh.
25:27Thanks.
25:27Bye, darling.
25:28Mustache.
25:29Feel free to pop all this in the pile for me.
25:39Darling.
25:40We can go for dinner any time.
25:43Tonight, I want to watch the Valentine's Day Massacre.
25:47Of Rupert Campbell Black.
25:48Hmm.
25:49Well, I'll have finished my screen test for Cotswold Roundup by mid-afternoon, so you have until then to change
25:54your mind.
25:55Okay.
25:58Or what?
25:58You'll hang an open-for-business sign on your dressing room door.
26:06Don't tempt me.
26:08Don't tempt me.
26:11Don't tempt me.
26:33Where have you been?
26:33just getting some exercise. Archie, dear, your father says he found you on the
26:41morning of the shoot receiving manual stimulation from an estate worker.
26:48Well, darling, look, whilst boarding school is undoubtedly a lonely place where
26:54certain extracurricular activities are tolerated, well at least they were in my
26:58day. Fuck. I do feel that one should exercise restraint when closer to home.
27:06After all, fraternising with the staff can only ever lead to pain and humiliation for
27:13all concerned.
27:19There are lines one does not cross.
27:22Understood?
27:24Yeah.
27:26Good.
27:33Well, see, I told you I'd deal with it.
27:35I don't know what I'd do without you.
27:37You might bear that in mind.
27:49Cameron Cook.
27:50I met a lady in the Meads, full beautiful, a fairy's child. Her hair was long, her foot
27:55was light, and her eyes were wild.
27:56I set her on my pacing steed, and nothing else saw all day long, for sidelong would she
28:01bend and sing a fairy song.
28:04You know, it's customary to some flowers, cheapskate.
28:07Oh, hey, there's nothing cheap about John Keats.
28:09Go try your luck with some dough-out undergrads.
28:11I'm busy.
28:11I'm busy.
28:21I'm busy.
28:25I'm busy.
28:38I'm busy.
28:40sometime this century would be fantastic you'd think the promotion would make her happy but
28:45she's angrier than ever i'll get the coffee you get the phone james roger's phone oh hello deirdre
28:53can you tell james i'd like him home for lunch today i'm sorry who's this his wife oh yes right
29:27you are
29:28this is for you it's from rupa
29:37how are you dreadful so freddie jones lent me this fabulous new sing-along machine freshly
29:46shipped from japan i was supposed to be hosting and if music be the food of love
29:51karaoke and curry night only now my chef's off sick well i could cook a curry for you oh
29:59that's exactly what i hoped you'd say but why do you say i'm getting abandoned on valentine's night
30:04you said you were going to watch daddy's interview with me taggy well come to the bar
30:09you can watch the interview and i can watch you
30:13and thank you my darling honestly you're really helping me out of a tight spot
30:16well i have a tight spot too if you fancy lending a hand come to bar sinister tonight
30:23and i'll lend you two oh
30:34who was that oh uh uh it was baz he wants taggy to do some cooking for him
30:39good luck tonight thanks love
30:43give him hell oh i will daddy please don't do this to rupa oh for fuck's sake tag this is
30:51happening
30:52whether you like it or not now go up
31:12so you were brilliant said before the camera loves you i was so nervous this morning and having
31:16you there just really put me at ease you know you should see sarah's screen test camera she's really
31:21something i'd rather watch frogs fucking
31:26you can take the girl out of new york well here he is man of the moment
31:30what's this more dirt on rupa you'll have to find out tonight i'm afraid
31:34scorpion are holding their front page for us tomorrow so whatever you have oh hard better be good
31:37what is it drugs underage girls oh god i'd love to see that smug bastard now
31:42it's not criminal but i promise you won't be disappointed
31:45it'll blindside even him oh god he's a shark
31:51go on
31:52go on
31:52go on
31:53go on
31:53go on
31:53go on
31:55go on
32:21two sugars the shock thank you I only come around to give you this oh gosh it's what is it
32:33it's a
32:35word processor sort of like a fancy electric typewriter so you don't have to worry about
32:40any more ink-based accidents oh gosh Freddie that's that's so you have a talent Izzy this should be
32:52encouraged for what it's worth and I didn't see much
33:10but for what it's worth I thought you'd look lovely
33:27sorry darling couldn't get away oh that's all right doesn't matter now listen the whole station
33:34stay to watch the Campbell black bloodbath in person so don't wait up all right oh right-o
33:50thought you might like to meet your new co-host co-host what do you mean co-host
34:03oh I see well I can feel my ratings soaring already
34:14are you here about the pony Tabitha's in the stables this way I'm here to speak to you about
34:19your ex-husband my father's Declan O'Hara I've already told his office I want nothing to do
34:24with it I've got a really bad feeling about the interview tonight it's got nothing to do with
34:27me talk to Rupert ask him to back out please I think you should leave I mean you must have
34:34left
34:35him once are you sleeping with him no no Rupert is bad news I believe that people can change
34:43I was just like you I told myself nobody understands him like me he'll change I looked at him and
34:50I saw
34:51all this potential and he looked at me and saw something he'd enjoy breaking Rupert is a cancer
34:59my advice cut him out before it's too late now please leave
35:31you're aware you are because you're good you know that don't you come on snap out of it
35:39we've history to make Elvis is about to enter the building
35:59remember this isn't Wogan he won't be gentle if you don't like the question change the subject
36:05thanks for the words of wisdom sensei but I do feel in situations like this it's often better
36:10just to be oneself try telling that to Ted Heath
36:21oh
36:29Oh
37:02Oh
37:18Hi
37:19Sandra's just gonna touch up. I'd love it
37:22But I'm about to appear on national television. Mr. Campbell black ah great to have you on the show ready
37:28when you are
37:58Oh
38:04Hello
38:06Darling, I am so sorry. I'm such a pig. Can you forgive me? I've bought champagne
38:13Paul you shouldn't have
38:14Um
38:17Few all right direct me to the volavons
38:25And we're live in five
38:30Four
38:34Three
38:38Two
38:41Good luck Declan
38:43One
38:53My guest tonight needs no introduction
38:55He's been described as the world's greatest showjumper and one of the most eligible bachelors in England
39:00He is of course minister for sport and MP for children and Bisley mr. Rupert Campbell black
39:10You've had a varied career haven't you what first attracted you to politics?
39:15Athletes make good politicians showjumping taught me how to think on my feet and remain unfazed under scrutiny
39:21Do you get on with the prime minister? I hold her in enormously high esteem?
39:27I'm gonna touch her is the daughter of a greengrocer
39:28She went to a grammar school as did Norman Tebbitt Cecil Parkinson the conservative party has changed and it's mrs.
39:35Thatcher who has changed it
39:38So why do you think she keeps you around?
39:41I hope she thinks I'm good at my job
39:45Do aristocrats make good politicians plenty of them have
39:49My family has a strong sense of moral duty. I inherited that with the house
39:56Noblesse oblige if you like my latin is not what it used to be
40:01But with your privileged background how can you understand the difficulties faced by the man on the street?
40:08I can't help the circumstances of my birth. It's not what you've got. It's what you do with it
40:16Now your tenure as minister for sport has been controversial
40:22If you're talking about football, then the hooligans are a tiny minority
40:26You have taken a notoriously light-touch approach to policing the game. The poor swords are out of work
40:32Their fathers are out of work often their grandfathers too it out of the sheer frustration and not winning their
40:37resort to violence
40:38I think we should try to understand the vandals sounds almost socialist
40:42Although some people might call you a vandal
40:45of women
40:47Horses marriages
40:50Still adultery must prepare you well for life within the conservative party
40:56I'm sorry, you know sneaking around lying betrayal
41:00Sexual degeneracy. I'm no longer married. Yeah, but you were for six years and yet throughout your marriage your affairs
41:07were common knowledge
41:07I mean one glass of shape here has described you as rather a nasty virus that everyone's wife caught sooner
41:14or later
41:14If you'd seen his wife, it's definitely later
41:21Christ he really has an arsehole isn't he and that's the break in five
41:26And that's time for a break three one. You want to get up there, Clint?
41:29He knows when Mr. Camerblatt might choose to show that this will be part of your work
41:37Clear and we're back on in three minutes
41:42Ripper, there's somebody here to see you
41:45Ooh
41:53I'll tell you what are you doing here. You need to go. Just walk out
41:58Your father's not the first old socialist who's tried to catch me out whatever you're worried about. It's already out
42:03there
42:03No, I know him. He's saving the worst for later
42:07When he wants something he's ruthless. He'll do anything. I mean he's he's just like you
42:13Exactly
42:15Minister we need you back on set the breaks almost over just walk out the building with me minister
42:20Please
42:32Five seconds and we're back. Why the fuck is he?
42:36Five. Jackson, you're gonna have to ad lib
42:40Three
42:45Two
42:56Don't tell me wrong
42:58Welcome back
42:58You know, this reminds me of being back on the circuit having an opponent
43:05Knowing that I can make a tiny mistake and it might all be over. It's exhilarating. This is an interview.
43:09There's no winner
43:11That's not true though, is it? He wants to beat me
43:18He's trying to distract him
43:20Now's the time Declan
43:23Most celebrities are scared
43:26That I'll
43:27Find out something exposing about you. What's she doing? Something's wrong
43:30The more awful things you do, the more the public seem to love you
43:33Well, who am I to argue with public opinion?
43:35So you don't deny it
43:37What's that?
43:39That you've done awful things
43:40I have
43:42You're right
43:44Isn't that what we do?
43:51Isn't that what we do?
44:13Despite your gold medals and your money, you are a lonely man rattling around a huge empty manor and that's
44:20who you likely end your days
44:21You behave like a man with no secrets and no shame
44:25Well
44:27There is one thing I'd like to discuss with you
44:30You're right, I'm a rake
44:37A liar
44:39A cheat
44:41If there's something I wanted, I pursued it. I didn't care about anybody else. My horses, my teammates, my wife
44:47But we're still alike
44:48I very much doubt that
44:50You're the best in the world at what you do
44:52Flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Cabin Black
44:54I remember what that was like, being the best
44:55And what I was willing to do to stay there
44:59What are you
45:02Willing to do?
45:07A family
45:10To yourself
45:21I'm bored of you tickling each other's balls tickling and get the fucking cat out the bag
45:30You're right
45:34I'm a workaholic
45:40And when I'm consumed by something
45:44I can be, um
45:48I can be a
45:49I can be a
45:49A monster
45:53Yeah
45:57You're probably a better husband than I was
46:01After all, you're still married
46:04I don't know
46:06I think I'm a pretty bad husband
46:13Do you think you've ever been in love?
46:26No
46:30That's my fault
46:32My ambition hasn't left room for much else
46:35Do you think that'll ever change?
46:42The fucker isn't gonna do it
46:44Well, even if he doesn't destroy Rupert, this could still be a good show
46:46Tell me about, um
46:48Tell me about your childhood
46:51Pull the transmission
46:52Let's just see where this goes
46:53You value your job
46:54Pull the fucking transmission
46:56No, because this is my show
46:57Cut the transmission
46:58No
46:59Do that to me
47:00No
47:01Give me that
47:01Cameron
47:03Cameron, for fuck's sake
47:04No, trust me
47:06You've fractured my upbringing
47:07Listen, you arrogant little Irish prick
47:10Either you destroy the fucker
47:11Or I'm gonna come down there and pull you off the floor myself
47:14There's no point, Tony
47:15He's already taken his earpiece out
47:16He can't hear you
47:17If it's any constellation, we've made some really great television
47:21This would've worked if you'd just done the fucking job
47:27Who do you trust?
47:31Who do you count on?
47:32Who do you think?
47:40No
47:43I, um
47:44I, um
47:45I much prefer dogs to people
47:50I'd give anything to see my old lebar or badger again
47:56He was a good dog
48:08so which of your many sporting achievements was the hardest one
48:14ah which was the hardest the king's cup the the olympic gold the world championship well
48:21none of them the hardest thing the thing that nearly killed me yeah
48:34it's giving it all
48:45ladies and gentlemen mr. Rupert Campbell black
49:12congratulations darling it was great TV as always
49:27did you like the show
49:41sorry lord b didn't expect to see you there thought you'd be down bar sinister by now
49:47celebrating with Declan and Rupert
49:55great show tonight by the way
49:56that's yet
50:07yeah
50:08yeah
50:08yeah
50:10yeah
50:10yeah
50:28i want you to stay away from taggy
50:31yeah
50:32she's young enough to be her daughter
50:39yeah of course
50:42good
50:49drink
50:51no no i'm taking mod home
50:57what was it that you had on me
51:00what
51:01it was just bluffing
51:08this is coming out quick ladies and gentlemen
51:10oh my name
51:12i'm sorry
51:13i'm just screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valleys of night
51:18there's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye and a blade shining all so bright
51:24there's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky and the killers on the bloodshot streets
51:36see i told you it was all gonna be okay
51:39you gonna dance
51:43i haven't
51:47i'd love to but
51:51i have to go
51:52sorry
51:53i thought there's gonna be some light
51:55i gotta get ahead i gotta get out now
51:58before the final crack of dawn
52:02we gotta make the most of our one night together when it's over you know
52:06we'll both be so alone
52:10come on then
52:13like a battle of hell i'll be gone when the morning comes
52:29when the day is down and the sun goes down and the moonlight's shining through
52:38like a sinner before the gates of heaven
52:52i didn't pay
52:55i didn't pay
52:56i'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram or a silver black man on by
53:01oh and the middle is hot and the injured is home
53:04and i'm a hope to see the light
53:07nothing is frozen is rotten your heart
53:10and everything is stunning in the house
53:13and nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost
53:21oh
53:22damn if i never get up
53:24i'm really damn if i do
53:26i'm telling you i got the light in my heart
53:30you know i'd rather get up
53:48the falconry
53:50oh hello
53:53right yes of course
53:55tell whoever it is to fuck off
53:57i would darling
54:00muddy's margaret thatcher
54:15promise that
54:40who wants to visit the station and do an interview of her own
54:43how wonderful
54:44how wonderful
54:45a real coup
54:46that's great news
54:50and all thanks to rupert i suppose
55:18i've told you
55:21shes
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