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00:04Where's the ball?
00:05No!
00:06No!
00:08No!
00:08No!
00:13I'm totally going.
00:16Damn!
00:23Here's your good boy.
00:24You're going to be like this today.
00:38Hello, one and all, and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:41If this is your first time watching our show, let me tell you what it's all about.
00:46Tonight, five of the brightest, most physically gifted comedians in Australia,
00:50all of whom have perfect hand-eye coordination,
00:53will compete to win a prize worth a lot of money,
00:56deepen their friendships with each other,
00:58and supercharge their careers.
01:00How do they go about it?
01:01They do it by impressing me, a big idiot.
01:05By the way, this episode is going to air on Opposite Day.
01:12OK, let's drop the Opposite Day bit.
01:14Let's meet the losers competing this season.
01:17We have...
01:18..and Nisa Nandala.
01:20Brett Blake.
01:23Celia Pequala.
01:25Joel Creasy.
01:27And Perth's very own, Rose McManus.
01:33And by my side, the guy who knows more decimal places of pie than he has mates.
01:39It's Tom Cashman.
01:45How are you going, Lesser Tom?
01:463.1.
01:52Is that it?
01:53Oh, in terms of how I am?
01:54Yeah.
01:54Oh, I'm pretty good.
01:55I've actually invented a new sexuality.
01:57Oh.
01:57You know how some people are ethically non-monogamous?
02:00I've been doing something different.
02:01I'm non-ethically monogamous.
02:04I'm extremely committed to my partner,
02:07but she owns shares in mining companies.
02:13Do you have to pretend to have a partner for that bit?
02:15Yeah.
02:18Alright, I'm ready for the prize task, Lesser Tom.
02:21Please.
02:23Our first task, of course, is a prize task.
02:25Each of our contestants have brought in a prize,
02:27and the winner of tonight's episode will take home all five prizes.
02:30Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in
02:32what they consider to be the scruffiest thing.
02:35Rove, what scruffy thing have you brought in?
02:37This is a kid's toy that I got my daughter,
02:41and it's called a Scruff-A-Love.
02:44So it's a really scruffy dog toy,
02:47but when you take it out of the box,
02:50this is what it actually looks like.
02:56Take me home!
02:59Again!
03:00Guess what do you do again?
03:06Okay, that's pretty good.
03:07Anissa, what have you brought in?
03:08I decided to bring in hair from one of my body parts.
03:14I'll let you guys guess which one.
03:17And I think it's scruffy because I'm so hairy,
03:19sometimes I sit on the couch and my cat pets me.
03:25You're looking at me like you don't believe me.
03:27I can show you.
03:29But...
03:30Is that just a jar of pubes?
03:32Is that what's going on?
03:33You need to mind your business.
03:36Britt, what have you got?
03:38The scruffiest object I know is my best friend Nick Capper.
03:45So we went to a music festival together,
03:47and Nick dressed up as Snake Blitzkin from Escape from LA.
03:51He got so drunk he had a fake eye patch on,
03:54which was from an oil canister that he didn't clean,
03:56so the oil infected his eye.
03:59Then halfway through the festival he goes,
04:01I haven't had a shower in five days.
04:04And I said, brother, it's a three-day music festival!
04:08I know Nick Capper, so I know it's true.
04:11He's actually a very good comedian.
04:12Alright, Celia, what did you bring in?
04:13I heard about this thing where some people make figurines
04:17of their dogs using dog hair.
04:22And because I don't have a dog, that's my hair.
04:28Joel.
04:29Well, I loved this prize task,
04:32because you have my community, everybody,
04:35to thank for the dating apps.
04:37You know, we really expedited dating with Grindr,
04:39and then there's Tinder,
04:41and the lesbians have the Bunnings Store Locator app.
04:45But for a certain section of my community,
04:48there is a dating app called Scruff,
04:51and that is for the bear community.
04:53If you're wondering what a bear looks like...
04:56Exhibit A.
04:57So, I've jumped on Scruff,
05:00and I've brought along an actual bear I found on Scruff,
05:03the dating app.
05:09And Scruff's a real thing.
05:10Scruff is a real app.
05:12Yeah, it's some hairy men who enjoy the company of hairy men.
05:16So, you're out.
05:19From here up, there's not much hair,
05:21but from there down...
05:22Woo!
05:23Download Scruff's then.
05:24OK.
05:25All right, I guess I should give out some points.
05:28Yes, please.
05:28Oh, gee, it's a bit tricky.
05:29I'm going to give Anissa one.
05:30OK.
05:31And that means I have to give Celia two,
05:33because they're very close.
05:34Yep.
05:34So now I've spoken about my crotch on TV for one point.
05:39Yeah, your crotch is worth one point.
05:43I'm going to give three points to Joel,
05:44because I want to look at that app later.
05:47I'm curious.
05:49And then I'm going to give four points to Brett,
05:51because, I mean, I know Nick Capper,
05:52he's definitely a very scruffy unit.
05:54But it's scruff on scruff action when you get to Rove,
05:56because the toy itself was even scruffier
05:58than what was on the box.
05:59So five points to Rove.
06:00Double scruff.
06:00Double scruff.
06:04All right, no more scruffy prizes, Lesser Tom.
06:07Hit me with the first proper task.
06:09We're heading back to the racetrack.
06:10And just as a warning for any young viewers,
06:12or sensitive viewers, or any viewers,
06:14this task contains footage of me dancing.
06:35No, Tom.
06:37Oh.
06:38Tom!
06:39Is that Tom down there?
06:41Does he need to wee?
06:42What are you doing?
06:45Microphone.
06:47What up, dickhead?
06:51Hell yeah.
06:54Direct Tom to his seat on the cushion.
06:57He will only respond to the directions left, right.
07:01Turn around.
07:02Dance.
07:03Or sit.
07:04He only responds to the first direction given
07:06after the music plays.
07:08Also, sometimes Tom gets his directions mixed up.
07:11Can you not for this?
07:13You must remain at the plinth.
07:15Fastest wins.
07:16Your time starts now.
07:19What music?
07:22What were the directions again?
07:28Is it fair to say it's like a giant Pac-Man scenario
07:31where you're like Pac-Man?
07:33Yeah.
07:33They get to direct me by saying left, right,
07:35turn around, dance or sit.
07:36However, sometimes I don't do what I'm told.
07:38As you know.
07:40Oh.
07:41You always do exactly what you're told.
07:43Yeah, I know.
07:45All right, lesser Tom, who's up first?
07:47The first two stand-ups trying to make me sit down
07:49are Rove and Joel.
07:50Your time starts now.
07:52Where is he?
07:54Right.
07:59Keep going.
08:00No notes.
08:01Yes, honey.
08:02Sissy that wall.
08:05Left.
08:11Left.
08:17Dance.
08:24Right.
08:28Doesn't make sense.
08:29I mean, if you ever needed proof of just how white Tom Cashman is.
08:33Left.
08:34Left.
08:35Yes.
08:36Oh, no, no, no.
08:37Left.
08:41Oh, no.
08:42I need the music.
08:43Getting very close to where I need you to be.
08:48Right.
08:53Right.
08:56Right.
08:57Ah!
08:59What if you turn right now?
09:01Just turn right.
09:01No, okay.
09:02There's a pattern here, but I don't know what it is.
09:06So that sounds like a positive one.
09:08Turn around.
09:09Yeah, okay.
09:10Seems like there's good music and bad music.
09:12But also, what is not helpful is the music never times when you're in the row where your chair is.
09:16Left, please.
09:18Yeah, good boy.
09:21See, that sounds like bad music.
09:23Right.
09:27Left.
09:27Left.
09:32Dance.
09:34Oh.
09:39Left.
09:41The other thing I have taken far too long to work out is when the music plays, I don't need
09:47to say something straight away.
09:49I can wait to say left.
09:52That music goes up at the end.
09:56Right.
09:57Okay.
09:58That music means correct.
10:02Turn around.
10:06Left.
10:09Sit.
10:10Let's do that!
10:15Thanks, Tom.
10:18Leave you with all your mates.
10:26Even when you're the main character, you look like an NPC.
10:31So, what was the trick here?
10:33What was going on?
10:34So, the music.
10:35One tune meant I did what I was told.
10:40This next one, I did the opposite of what I was told.
10:43For this one, I did something random.
10:47And for this one, no matter what I was told, it was time to dance.
10:52LAUGHTER
10:59So, Joel, when did the penny drop for you?
11:01Um, five seconds ago.
11:04LAUGHTER
11:04So, you had no idea the whole time.
11:06You just happened to have him doing the right thing when he was near the cushion.
11:10Do you want a smarter answer?
11:12LAUGHTER
11:13But, Rove, when did the penny drop for you? I feel like you did know.
11:16No, at first, I thought it was maybe a sequence he was doing,
11:21but it took me far too long to realise, oh, I can time it.
11:25Also, just being a dick on that one point where he sat right next to the cushion.
11:30OK, well, I feel like we need some timings.
11:33Yeah, so, Rove finished in 31 minutes and 16 seconds.
11:37Aw!
11:37But Joel was faster, 27 minutes and 2 seconds.
11:40APPLAUSE
11:40Wow, good job.
11:42All right, it's time for some ads.
11:45See if you can navigate your way back to your own cushion
11:47by the time the show's back on.
11:49See you soon.
11:50APPLAUSE
12:00Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians are trying their hardest
12:04to win Joel Creasy's Big Leathery Man.
12:07What's happening, Tom Cashman?
12:09Our contestants have been tasked with navigating me around a stadium
12:12towards the red cushion.
12:13Next up, getting me from A to B, it's our very own A and B.
12:16It's Anissa and Brett.
12:20Right.
12:22What the f***?
12:25Dance.
12:26For some reason, that's making me even more angry.
12:29Dance.
12:31Why are you f***ing dancing?
12:36Turn around!
12:39Walk faster, please.
12:41Move like you're trying to get away from a charity fundraiser.
12:43Put some pace behind it.
12:47Left.
12:49Sit down.
12:51I feel like you're not listening to me because I'm a woman, Tom.
12:54Turn around.
12:59How long can you do this for?
13:01As long as it takes.
13:02Really?
13:03That's interesting.
13:12It says I must remain at the plinth, but it doesn't say I have to remain at the microphone.
13:16So I'm going to remain at this plinth.
13:25Turn around.
13:32Hi, Anissa.
13:33Hey, buddy.
13:34Can you sit here, please?
13:36You want me to sit?
13:37Sit.
13:37On this.
13:40This looks worse up close.
13:46Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
13:50Oh, sorry.
13:51Sit.
14:01This is the cushion.
14:04That hurt my head.
14:06Thanks, Anissa.
14:07Thanks, love.
14:14So, Brett, your solution was just to go and assault Lesser Tom.
14:18Yeah, pretty much.
14:19But I thought I'd have a home ground advantage.
14:22You know, the race track is my people's spiritual home ground.
14:24So, Anissa, you tried to guilt trip Lesser Tom with feminism there for a while.
14:28I did everything, race baiting, feminism, and you just kept dancing.
14:34I know.
14:35Well, it doesn't work on him because he hates women.
14:39Black women.
14:42It's opposite day, remember?
14:45So you hate white women?
14:48Yeah.
14:49Hey!
14:51What? Tom!
14:53Okay, so you stayed with the plinth.
14:55Is that an acceptable hack?
14:57Anissa is correct.
14:58The only relevant rule was that she had to remain at the plinth.
15:01And she remained at the plinth.
15:04Okay.
15:05But Brett, he left the plinth.
15:07Yeah.
15:07So he forfeited.
15:08That's right.
15:09Pretty much.
15:09I don't give a shit.
15:11I hated that one.
15:12Trust me, it's very clear to the viewer.
15:17I'd still like to know what time he got though.
15:19Brett gave up after 15 minutes.
15:21Brett?
15:24What?
15:24And what about Anissa?
15:26Anissa beat even the cheater Brett 13 minutes and 42 seconds.
15:33Okay.
15:34I believe we have one more lesser Tom.
15:36Up last, will she be sitting pretty or pretty shitty?
15:39It's Celia Pakola.
15:44Dance.
15:49Well, this is just...
15:50I'm just doing this.
15:51I need your place.
15:53Right.
15:55Tom, this really sucks for you because I really have no problem doing this.
16:00Left.
16:01No!
16:03Dance.
16:04Left.
16:04Left.
16:05Turn around.
16:07Turn around.
16:09Right.
16:09Left.
16:09Sit.
16:10Left.
16:10Right.
16:11Left.
16:11Turn around.
16:12Sit.
16:12You're waiting for some lightbulb moment that I don't think is going to come.
16:15Left.
16:15Right.
16:16Sit.
16:16Right.
16:16Right.
16:17Are you getting tired from the dancing?
16:19I hope you're enjoying this game because it's going to go on for some time.
16:24Dance.
16:25Dance.
16:25Right.
16:26Turn around.
16:27Right.
16:27Right.
16:28Sit.
16:29Right.
16:29Right.
16:30Left.
16:30Left.
16:31Dance.
16:31Left.
16:33Brutal.
16:36Sit.
16:37Sit.
16:37Left.
16:38Left.
16:38Turn around.
16:39Sit.
16:44I know how to keep you dancing.
16:49Oh, guess what?
16:50It's sit again.
16:53Do it.
16:56Oh, well, I think I'd like to have a sit.
17:01Right.
17:02Right.
17:02Turn around.
17:03Now go down there and sit on that red thing.
17:05Put your goddamn bum on that red thing, Thomas.
17:08Thomas, I swear to God, I will climb over this thing and I will put your bum on that red
17:11seat.
17:12Left.
17:12Turn around.
17:13Sit.
17:13Right.
17:14Right.
17:14Right.
17:14Left.
17:15Turn around.
17:15Tom, you can tell me no one's listening, just what's happening.
17:17I can end this.
17:18I can set you free from all of this.
17:20Left.
17:21Right.
17:21Dance.
17:22Right.
17:23Left.
17:23Right.
17:23Just give me a clue.
17:25The cameras can't see your face.
17:27I can't.
17:30Sit.
17:30Sit down.
17:31There you go.
17:33Oh, no.
17:35Sorry, you know what that means.
17:36Sit.
17:40Right.
17:41Right.
17:41Turn around.
17:44Sit.
17:46Well, that's gotta be it.
17:47That's close enough.
17:48If you look here, you're on it.
17:51Tom.
17:53Come on.
17:55How?
18:03Left.
18:04Turn around.
18:05Dance.
18:05Right.
18:06Turn around.
18:06Good.
18:07I feel like I need to sew this to your face.
18:08I'm out of ideas, Tom.
18:10Unfortunately.
18:10You can do it.
18:12What?
18:12Turn around.
18:13Dance!
18:25Turn around.
18:31Sit.
18:36You okay?
18:37I'm okay.
18:38You did an amazing job.
18:39You okay?
18:40All right.
18:40Catch you later.
18:41Oh, God, these stairs are hard on me.
18:43Oh, my God.
18:44Please.
18:53Celia, you might be the nicest person we've ever had on the show.
18:55I mean, let's if Tom just put you through hell there, and then at the end you told him he
18:59did an amazing job.
19:00Put me through hell, I was standing still, I felt so bad for him, I was not torturing you on
19:05purpose.
19:06You felt bad? You made me dance deliberately 33 times.
19:12You see the sweat mark on your back, it was insane.
19:15Who doesn't like to dance? I thought you liked it.
19:18The fact that it went on long enough that Celia learnt your dance moves.
19:24Did you actually work out the rules?
19:25I figured out the yes-no, but not the how to stop them at the right time,
19:29so I had him around that area.
19:31Yeah, you never realised that you didn't have to give me an instruction immediately.
19:35Yeah, how long was it? Oh my gosh.
19:37Celia took one hour and ten seconds.
19:44Oh my god.
19:46Brett gets zeroed because he is disqualified.
19:48Celia gets two points, obviously. Rove gets three.
19:51Joel gets four, but Anissa wins the task with a half of five points.
19:56Okay, what does that do to the episode score?
19:58We have Brett and Celia in last place, tied.
20:01But Rove's in the lead with eight points.
20:04Alright, time for an ad break while you're away.
20:07I'm going to tell industry secrets to our audience that I can't say on air.
20:11Back soon.
20:12So anyway, Josh Thomas is a bit of a c**t.
20:24Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
20:27So far we've been watching Tom Cashman walk left and right and sit down.
20:32It doesn't get more riveting than that.
20:34Or can it?
20:34What do you have for us next, Lisa Tom?
20:36This next task is all about the Zoom.
20:38It's time to take a closer look.
20:53Tom!
20:55Ah, this looks fun.
20:59Hi Tom.
21:00Don't worry I'll wait.
21:04Can I go get it?
21:05No.
21:05Do you want help?
21:06No.
21:06You can do it.
21:07I believe in you.
21:09I reckon that arm gets a lot of use.
21:11This is boring.
21:16Great.
21:17Done?
21:20Film the most powerful slow zoom.
21:22Most powerful slow zoom wins.
21:26You have 25 minutes.
21:27Your time starts now.
21:29What's a slow zoom?
21:30What do you think it is?
21:31It's a zoom that's slow.
21:33You've nailed it.
21:34So what gets more interesting the closer you get to it?
21:37People have said the opposite about me.
21:38You get more interesting the further away you get.
21:42Oh, yeah.
21:42You look like someone I'd like to hang out with.
21:45Oh, that's nice.
21:45You know what?
21:46Are you doing anything later?
21:47Is a slow zoom like, you know, like a...
21:52Oh, I'm going to be a real housewife.
21:54Oh, okay.
21:54They always do that on Real Housewives.
21:56I think I might use the caravan.
21:57I might be a real housewife of Dubbo.
22:00You know when they use really cool powerful zooms is in like Jackie Chan martial arts type movies.
22:07Yeah.
22:08We need to go to the car.
22:09I need a smoke machine and protein powder.
22:12Protein powder?
22:13Yeah.
22:13Well, it's powerful.
22:18All right, so we're just looking for the most powerful slow zoom.
22:21That's it.
22:22All right.
22:22Well, who are we zooming into first?
22:24Our first zoomer is actually a millennial.
22:26She's a real housewife of Dubbo.
22:27It's Joel Creasy.
22:32Down come and knockin' when my trailers are rockin'.
23:02Don't blow your damn whistle at me.
23:05All right.
23:06Thanks, Tom.
23:10So Joel, it was really powerful opening and then after that I was just waiting for literally
23:16anything else to happen.
23:18Watching it back, so was I.
23:21I don't think I understood that task.
23:24But I think I looked hot.
23:27Yeah.
23:27Doing it.
23:28But usually a zoom, it sort of, often it might reveal something.
23:31But you said you were going to be in a caravan, so we started with a shot of you in
23:35a caravan
23:36and we just slowly realised that you were still in that caravan.
23:40I'm just saying.
23:44All right.
23:44Well, who do we have next?
23:46Next, she looks at her own face when she's on a zoom.
23:48Now we all get to do the same thing.
23:50It's Elia Pakuala.
23:50Oh.
23:51Oh.
24:24Celia, I bloody loved it.
24:26Oh, did you?
24:27You know why?
24:27Because it revealed something.
24:30It's not like it just started on nothing and then zoomed out to nothing.
24:34This show has revealed I'm a dumbass.
24:36Isn't that not enough?
24:38It was absolutely amazing.
24:40I loved it.
24:40And not just that.
24:41It was really neat handwriting.
24:42That was, wait for it.
24:44I'm glad you're sitting down.
24:45Freehand.
24:50All right, Tom.
24:52There was someone on the balcony telling you.
24:54Shut up.
24:56All right.
24:57Who zoom have we got next, Lisa Tom?
24:59In the van with the protein powder.
25:01It's the jock version of Cluedo.
25:02It's Brett Blake.
25:03I think she was...
25:05Oh!
25:07Oh, oh, oh!
25:10Oh, we're going to smash!
25:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
25:19I'm so, oh, oh, oh!
25:32I thought that saved that in the edit, but that did not happen.
25:36My first question is, was that directed by Joel Creasy?
25:40Because, again, it didn't reveal anything.
25:42It's like you guys feeling powerful in a van, zooming in on you.
25:45No, it was the most powerful zoom.
25:47So what is the most powerful thing in the world?
25:50Hulk.
25:50So it was two hulks scissoring in a van while also eating protein powder and working out.
26:01All right.
26:02So that's what you think of when you think of power.
26:05Yeah.
26:06Because, like, when I think of power, I think of, like, the prime minister,
26:09maybe CEOs of major companies, and you think,
26:13Once again, Tom, TAFE, university, we're different.
26:17Go!
26:19OK, I'm ready for another zoom, Lessa Tom.
26:21She's the only zoomer, zoomer, but can she start tight with might?
26:24It's Anissa Nandola.
26:26Woo!
26:28I can't believe I had to let you go.
26:32I never thought that this day would come.
26:35You helped me get that promotion at work.
26:38My boyfriend loved you.
26:41But I know you're in a better place.
26:44Gone but not forgotten.
26:47Rest in peace, slutty clothes.
26:54That was good.
26:55You know why?
26:55Because it revealed something.
26:58So what happened back in 2023?
27:00I was wearing slutty outfits.
27:02Yeah.
27:02Because I was too.
27:03I can't remember why we stopped.
27:06Why did we stop?
27:07Just living with my mum and wearing revealing clothing gets too much.
27:12Because it's like commentary as soon as you leave the house.
27:14You're a slut.
27:16It doesn't set you up for the day.
27:18So I was like, try to dress a bit more modestly.
27:21And you stopped dressing slutty because you got kicked off scruff.
27:26And that's real slutty.
27:27That's hard.
27:28Hard to do.
27:29There's only so much scruff they could take.
27:33Bloody hell, this show is Zooming along.
27:35We're well over halfway.
27:36We'll be back for at least one more Zoom right after this.
27:50Welcome back to Taskmaster,
27:52where our cinematography has dramatically declined
27:55because we're letting comedians tell the camera person what to do.
27:59That's right.
28:00Our contestants are trying to attempt the most powerful slow zoom.
28:03Okay.
28:04By my calculations, we've got one more.
28:06Your calculations are correct.
28:07He's about to zoom, zoom, zoom.
28:08And I'm not talking about cars.
28:09I'm talking about karate.
28:11It's Rove McManus.
28:13APPLAUSE
28:40Rove McManus.
29:00I'm sorry I'm sorry that was really irresponsible we should have that should have come with a warning
29:07I'm so sorry it could be kids watching that was too powerful I mean I feel like we could see
29:10your
29:11thoughts I felt like we were slowly zooming in on your regrets it was very powerful but once again
29:17Roe maybe not the best idea but the commitment was amazing thank you because when you commit
29:22you're bloody commit okay all right well I better give out some scores here please no surprises one
29:28point to Joel but do you get it do you actually get it Housewives fans attack even they're watching
29:36going this is shit and that's saying a lot because they watch Real Housewives so one point to Joel two
29:44points to Brett because again I don't think the zoom actually revealed anything three points to Rove we
29:48did get something out of the zoom even though we regret watching it four points to Anissa because
29:54again there's a bit of a reveal but I mean five points to Celia because we're perfection it was a
30:00roller coaster of emotions I absolutely loved it all right I reckon I could handle one more task Tom
30:07what do you got for me Jovi Scott ever forget about those bonds it's time to say bon voyage
30:26oh my god another one of these long walks feels like exercise hello hi Joel hi permission to come
30:35aboard sir oh permission granted it's a tiny boat are we going sailing oh no make the sturdiest boat
30:45sturdy I know what that means your boat must have a name you must launch a boat in the lake
30:50in 15 minutes
30:52your time starts now do I have to get in the boat because I know for a fact that that
30:57lake is toxic
30:58okay guess what you're in the boat oh yeah what could I use as a boat what could I use
31:05as a boat
31:07you wink this floats so that's half the battle has anyone used the bathtub okay this is not too bad
31:18you carry that oh good because I don't know about your upper body strength all right let's talk names
31:23then what would the taskmaster like the the dirty boy I think here's a good launching spot this says
31:30launch to me that looks awful I feel real bad for you but I don't care as well so when
31:36I came to
31:36Australia it was because of my Australian stepdad he got us into this country so the boat is Mike and
31:43my family's at three little piggies what did we say what was the name was was it Genevieve it's my
31:47auntie's name is it let's actually go with Genevieve that's beautiful is this part of the boat no I'm
31:52going to be Kate Winslet in Titanic okay and you're going to be Jack oh yeah I can't remember what
31:56the task
31:57said I think it said build the most beautiful boat you're ready to launch yeah I'm ready to launch
32:01oh yeah that's bad that's not good in there that's cold here we go why have I done this oh
32:12this is
32:13the launch it's great just like the Melbourne Cup what was the name Genevieve yeah pronounce you
32:18Genevieve it's a boy I christen thee this sticky gator look at that it doesn't look much
32:31bigger than the Mauritania what that's the line in the film all right take us to Australia let's go
32:46hey I bloody did it I bloody did it off you go Genevieve
32:58that's kind of a launch that was good no don't make me get in it Tom now the real fun
33:10begins
33:10sweet sweet Jesus sink your boat you may not enter the lake well I'm not in the lake fastest to
33:20sink
33:21their boat wins it's the classic switcheroo so making it work in the first bit makes it not work
33:34for the second bit all right so how do you feel about your really sturdy boat now Celia and why
33:41did you think I'd like it being called dirty boy I don't know because it was a bath and I
33:47just
33:47thought you'd find that funny yeah well you know what you're actually right I love it I thought that
33:51was a username on Scruff now Anissa you made your boat a beautiful metaphor for immigration which
34:02makes it really hard for me to tell you your boat was shit house and then he made me sink
34:08it oh John
34:09Howard over here yeah okay well I feel like I want to find out whose boat sinks first will they
34:20sink or
34:20swim or sink by making me swim it's Joel Anissa and Brad so now I need to sink it how
34:25long do I have the
34:25beers fastest wins hey Tom you're in the lake that's the boat okay just do exactly what you did before
34:33okay get on the boat you want me on it this is very evil that's me my mum and my
34:39brother and I have to sink
34:40us hang on you need the hat yeah just sit on it yeah go go and say don't let go
34:54Jack don't let go Jack
34:55no no yeah don't let go never let go don't let go Jack never let go yeah it's got to
35:00be fully
35:00submerged I reckon for 10 seconds keep going no that's not down there we go one two nuts out sink
35:07you got to get it all under but Jack was Jack wasn't on taskmaster was he different oh this is
35:11so
35:12mean it's sunk not the whole boat you want me to drown me and my family that is what I'm
35:19asking yes
35:19that's messed up and now say I feel like I'm flying Jack I feel like I'm flying Jack perfect
35:29you're so gonna get malaria three it's not down I need to win this task Tom
35:44Tom you did it congratulations I might not blow my whistle because of the e coli in the lake if
35:50that's okay no no no there's rules that need to be followed so you don't mind blowing the whistle
35:56that'd be great we're done was it sunk do you think I wasn't paying attention I was paying yeah I
36:10think I'm in retrospect making a nice a sink her own representation of a family was a bit
36:15messed up John Howard would you like to say sorry in true John Howard fashion I refuse so Brett once
36:29again you're using Tom Cashman for your personal amusement but the thing that I like was you made
36:34it take longer yeah requirement 10 seconds I don't know why I was just having so much fun tormenting you
36:41and the the best part was like dude if he blows into the whistle at the end he's definitely gonna
36:45have diarrhea all day yeah you know what was very interesting to me is your interest in the rules
36:50skyrocketed when it involved me getting shit in my mouth hey all the information you needs in the tasks Tom
37:02also Joel did you just forget to sink the boat no I misread the first task yeah I thought it
37:08was make the
37:09most beautiful boat oh but then the second task you've had that in front of you and that said sink
37:14the boat yeah and I was painting you as you sunk I'm not having a great episode I'll admit um
37:21so I'm
37:21really oh this episode we've all seen the others mate you were distracted by the painting maybe we can look
37:36at
37:36the painting I think we've got it here beautiful it is very beautiful he's gonna have to get zero
37:45because he didn't sink the boat yep but maybe you can get a bonus point for that beautiful painting
37:50what times do you have there well Joel took five minutes and 17 seconds before he was satisfied with
37:55his painting and walked away Anissa's family tragedy took two minutes flat and Brett even though I suspect he
38:02could have gone quicker and just like watching me in the lake he managed one minute and 42 seconds
38:09all right that's the end of part four we'll see you after this
38:22welcome back to taskmaster what the heck is happening our contestants are trying to sink their sturdy boats
38:29time for the last two efforts sinking sticky gator and dirty boy two of my nicknames in high school
38:34it's Celia and Rove well I can easily sink it if I can just hook it back in I'm gonna
38:40need the flagpole
38:46whoa whoa does that say oh here we go this feels fun all right it's long enough oh mate it's
39:01pretty sunk
39:02anyway come on sticky gator I'm gonna push further out I think it's not deep enough
39:13I reckon that's a pretty sunk it's not completely sunk
39:17I'm going down sticky boy who's the sticky boy now I'm just gonna try and throw stuff at it
39:29oh look at that that's that's gone is it sunk that's the attitude for taking
39:41come on oh no way off
39:49it hasn't it didn't sink no I think it's gonna sink on its own am I imagining that or does
39:54that look like it's sinking
39:55okay go dirty boy yes
40:01it is definitely getting lower oh
40:04oh
40:04oh
40:06goodbye dirty boy
40:09surely
40:10not quite
40:11the thing doesn't count
40:12the tip counts
40:13that float the tip counts
40:23thanks Rove thanks Tom
40:31Rove when you grabbed that umpire's chair that was so satisfying until we saw the result
40:37as I was flipping it up I saw it pivot in midair and I was like you cannot script this
40:42if you try
40:42you're a real big animal lover is that why you just didn't knife that pretend gator you know
40:46what it is it is you couldn't bring yourself to get an eye was just wanted I wanted to humanely
40:51put it down
40:52alright now Celia getting that flag
40:55yeah I know
40:56everyone else feel great like there's a drill
40:58yeah how come Celia got powertons and I didn't
41:01I'm so annoyed right now
41:03what do you think the answer to that question is Brett
41:06and so really you kind of lucked upon it sinking
41:08when you say lucked out just waited it out
41:11I am honestly terrified to find out how long this one was
41:14if the other one was an hour and I thought it was 15 minutes I reckon this was a week
41:18and a half
41:18yeah
41:20Rove took 31 minutes and 19 seconds to sink Sticky Gator
41:24Celia took one hour and seven seconds
41:28that's one hour
41:30okay so what were the scores overall for that task
41:33so Joel gets one point for his artwork somehow
41:35Celia gets two Rove gets three Anissa gets four but Brett wins the task with five points
41:39yes
41:42and how about the episode scores
41:44we've got Joel in last place obviously on nine points
41:48Brett and Celia are both on 11 but we've got a tie at the top as well
41:52Anissa and Rove both on 14 points
41:56okay that's it for the proper task I'm going to stay here where it's comfortable
42:00but you lot can head up to the stage for the final task
42:07all right young Thomas who's reading the task
42:10tonight it will be Anissa
42:13sketch a self portrait on your volleyball
42:17you may only sketch after successfully shooting a hoop
42:22you must shoot again after 20 seconds
42:27if you fail to shoot a hoop within 20 seconds your attempt is over
42:33all shooting and sketching must be done on your spot
42:39most accurate self portrait wins
42:42you have a hundred and sixty seconds
42:48your time starts on Tom's whistle
42:52three, two
42:53BEEP
42:55BEEP
42:55BEEP
42:56YELLS
42:57BEEP
42:57YELLS
42:58BEEP
42:59BEEP
43:03YELLS
43:08BEEP
43:11STOP DOING
43:12STOP DOING
43:13Come on, Joel.
43:14What?
43:15Oh.
43:20No!
43:20I'm done.
43:27Rove is out.
43:31Oh!
43:33Careful, Joel, please.
43:40What?
43:43How many, how many?
43:56Where's Joel?
43:58Joel?
43:58Do you want to get four?
43:59Are you there, Joel?
44:06How many?
44:07How many?
44:07How many?
44:08How many?
44:09How many?
44:09How many?
44:09You alright, Joel?
44:10Go, Joel.
44:10Quick, Joel.
44:11Quick, Joel.
44:1120 seconds
44:13Joel you're out
44:18Five four three two one
44:28Okay on the back, okay, I'm gonna judge these self-portraits just after this see you soon
44:44Hello and welcome back to taskmaster. We've just finished a particularly frenzied task haven't we Cashman?
44:50That's right our contestants were trying to draw the most accurate self-portrait on a volleyball while shooting hoops
44:55Let's take a look at their efforts. Maybe anises we should look at first
45:01All right looks pretty good is that the only face on your ball? No, I've got another face in case
45:06you don't like that one oh
45:08Okay, so your accurate representation of yourself was that you have two faces
45:14It's that I'm a people-please-us if you don't like this one, please like this one
45:19All right, let's have a look at Brett's I got me there
45:24It's the same as my portrait I have in the house
45:26I got me plus the bull and I've written Brett slash tafe and then you'll notice that my tafe arm
45:34is extra strong
45:35All right Celia, what about yours?
45:38There I am
45:41Very authentic very true-to-life all right very accurate Joel I didn't have a whole heap of time to
45:47work on my
45:52I don't know if anyone's ever fallen off the front of the stage before I fell off the back of
45:57the stage
45:58Yeah, I know and you had to hang out with some crew
46:01Boom
46:03But you also like probably spent as long
46:06Drawing on your ball as Rove did like Rove you just straightaway shut up shop after one shot tools down.
46:14Yeah, well, let's have a look at Rove's
46:16Oh
46:25Confusing for me seeing that because I'm used to your confidence being misplaced
46:31This time I think it was justified
46:35All right, so I have to allocate some points one point Brett, okay, okay two to Joel because there was
46:41barely any face on there
46:42Then I'm gonna give Anissa three I'm giving Celia four and five points to Rove because you did a great
46:48job
46:52Was justified okay now before we announce tonight's winner I want to update on the overall scores for the series
46:59we don't need to do that
47:00I don't think
47:02Yes, well, it's very close four of them are within four points of each other and Joel's there too and
47:08But currently in the lead by just one point Brett is leading the series with 76
47:15Okay, so who came out on top tonight? Well, we also got Joel in last place
47:21On 11 points, but Rove's won the episode with 19.40s on the board
47:27Congratulations Rove, please head up and get your beautiful scruffy prize haul
47:35Well, there we go we learned that Joel was standing outside a caravan it only took 30 seconds to find
47:42out
47:43Celia learned the depths to which a dirty boy is willing to sink and annoyingly cashman learned my scruff username
47:50So I'm going to have to block him on that platform, too
47:55One last big hand for our big winner
48:15You've coalesced into one giant idiot
48:22I don't mean to bang my drum, but I think I'm a clever little bitch her vagina nearly fell out
48:29He's tried to rip us apart, but we have become a community
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