00:00...and counting, third and five, and there's the sack at the 45-yard line, and there it's Myles Garrett.
00:08KSC Masterpiece right here on 105 Through the Fan, the top five defenses in the NFL after the Myles Garrett
00:15trade.
00:15Will any of these players be on the move next? But we'll start with, is this money laundering?
00:22Dude, listen, first off, we've often said there's a fast food fish chain.
00:27We're pretty convinced that it's a money laundering scam at this point.
00:33There's also, what's that? And there's also some other places that we've considered that.
00:39But I've been watching Tulsa King, Kevin, and Sly Stallone. I don't know if you've ever heard of him.
00:44He's an actor on the show. Everything that he sees, he's like, I'm going to turn that into a money
00:49laundering scheme.
00:50And I'm like, how do you do this? How do you launder the money?
00:54I also watched Ozark, and I don't want to get involved in it.
00:57I love trading cards. A lot.
01:01There are times when I understand people's concerns about money laundering in the trading card business.
01:09Wasn't NFTs like that? That was the idea?
01:11I think that was the only reason that NFTs really thrived for a while.
01:15Somebody just put down $200,000 on Polymarket for the Browns to not win the Super Bowl.
01:28Okay.
01:29That pays out $201,761, which includes the bet that you made.
01:41So somebody put down $200,000 to win $1,761.
01:48Now, do I think this is a lock-solid bet to win?
01:51Yes, I do.
01:52But if you have $200,000, and that payoff is not going to come until February,
02:00you couldn't figure out a way to make $1,700 and change on your $200,000 in eight months?
02:08How did you get that money, one wonders?
02:11Yeah, what is...
02:14Like what?
02:16Here's what I think.
02:16Now I kind of hope the Browns do win the Super Bowl.
02:18They got a windfall of money.
02:20All right?
02:21Somebody passed away.
02:22Okay.
02:23And their dying wish was,
02:25I want you to take this $400,000.
02:28You get to keep two.
02:30Okay.
02:30But you have to place a $200,000 bet on the Browns to not win the Super Bowl.
02:37Okay.
02:38If Miles Garrett gets traded.
02:40Like, that was their dying wish.
02:41So they didn't make this through savvy financial moves over the years.
02:45It was just...
02:46Yeah, they were just...
02:47This was given to them by somebody else that passed away.
02:52Okay.
02:52You see this all the time.
02:54Like, this sounds very much like Brewster's Millions.
02:57Have you ever seen that movie?
02:58I love that movie, dude.
02:59I love it.
02:59Alex, do you have any idea what that movie is?
03:02Nope.
03:02All right.
03:02So I'm going to, like, approximate the numbers.
03:05But, like, somebody really close to Richard Pryor dies and is like,
03:10I will give you $3 million.
03:12You have a month to spend it all with nothing left.
03:15You can have no tangible assets or money or anything like that.
03:19And if you succeed, I'll give you the rest of my fortune,
03:22which is, like, $30 million or maybe $300 million.
03:26It's something like that.
03:27It's pretty entertaining.
03:29Alec, first off, I did not say a name of any specific fast food fish restaurant.
03:35And yet people knew.
03:36So I never said the name.
03:38Alec, you should spend, what, the next month going through as much Richard Pryor content as you can.
03:45Just put that into your life and soul.
03:47Right.
03:48Except for the toy.
03:49Yeah, maybe not that one.
03:51You could skip that one.
03:51You could go ahead and skip that one.
03:52Everything else, though, you'll be better off having seen it and listened to it, for sure.
03:58Huh.
03:58Yeah.
03:59So, yeah.
04:00So $200,000 to win $1,761.
04:04That's impressive, man.
04:05I would say good luck, but I want that person to lose.
04:07Do you think they're going to win, though?
04:10Almost certainly.
04:11Because somebody would be like, that's a free $1,700.
04:15But I'm like, yeah, but you have to wait eight months for it.
04:18Surely you could put it even in the lowest yield money market account or savings account, probably.
04:24I didn't even crunch those numbers.
04:26How furious would you be if that's the bet you made?
04:29You're like, dude, come on.
04:31It's the Browns.
04:32Sure.
04:33And Derek Holland's like, we're going to win.
04:34What are you talking about?
04:35But how furious would you be if that's the one year they're like, we got this?
04:40Ah.
04:41I mean, look, I hope it happens.
04:42I am actively rooting against this person.
04:44Then you take that other $200,000 you got from your dead relative and you put that on them winning.
04:49Yeah.
04:49And that'll pay out even more.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Then you better root for it because you're going to win, I don't know, $6 million or something.
04:55All right.
04:56So people helping me out.
04:58He started with $30 million to get $300 million, not three.
05:02So you had to spend $30 million.
05:04Dang.
05:05And this was in the 80s.
05:07All right.
05:07The best five defenses.
05:10That was an unheralded amount of money.
05:13Exactly.
05:14I mean, I imagine you could just have a big giant cocaine party, but that wouldn't have
05:18been as much fun of as a movie.
05:20All right.
05:21I don't know.
05:22Fair.
05:22Never mind.
05:23Comment withdrawn.
05:24Have you ever seen the places John Wick walks into?
05:27Aren't those just big giant cocaine parties?
05:29True.
05:30And then John Wick does his thing.
05:31Man.
05:33Why did they piss him off?
05:34All right.
05:35Top five defenses in the NFL.
05:37I think I know this.
05:39Post-Miles Garrett trade.
05:42All right.
05:42I still think that the Denver Broncos are one of the top defenses in the NFL.
05:47So, okay.
05:51That is correct.
05:54They are number four.
05:56They are number four on the list.
05:58Now we go to Alec.
06:00Does he have the boldness to pick the Cowboys as one of the top five defenses post-Miles Garrett
06:06trade?
06:07Scared?
06:08I'm never scared.
06:09The depth.
06:10No.
06:10I was like, if you could have traded Miles Garrett to the Cowboys, I wouldn't have put
06:13them in the top five.
06:14No.
06:15Give me the reigning world champions.
06:18The Seattle Seahawks.
06:19The Seattle Seahawks are number two on the list.
06:22So, you've got two.
06:23You've got four.
06:26I don't need six, eight, or who do you appreciate?
06:28Just tell me the next one.
06:29I still think the Houston Texans are in that list.
06:32The Houston Texans are number one on the list.
06:37So, it goes Houston one, Seattle two, mystery team at three, Denver at four, and mystery
06:43team at five.
06:44Alec Medford, it is up to you to continue the streak.
06:50Hmm.
06:52And then somebody said, screw you, Kevin.
06:54The toy is great.
06:55Oh, wow.
06:56That's intense.
06:57For one person, huh?
06:59Um.
06:59Jeez.
07:00They're furious.
07:01How about the Philadelphia Eagles?
07:03The Philadelphia Eagles.
07:04Eagles, number five on the list.
07:09So, you guys, I just want to reset post-Miles-Garrett trade.
07:19You have listed the top four of the top five defenses after Miles-Garrett got traded to
07:25the Rams.
07:26And you're only missing one team after Miles-Garrett was traded to the Rams yesterday.
07:31I don't know if you'll be able to figure out who this last team is after Miles-Garrett got
07:36traded to the Rams, but let's see.
07:38I think I got this.
07:40Alec, he started this segment off saying that a guy put $30 million down to win $300 million.
07:47No, that, that, you're confusing it with Brewster's millions.
07:50On the Cleveland Browns.
07:51I think he's saying that it's the Cleveland Browns because he keeps talking about the
07:59Miles-Garrett trade.
08:00He's being so emphatic about the Miles-Garrett trade and them getting Jared Burst.
08:05They were already a great defense last year.
08:07And now that Miles-Garrett's gone and they got Jared Burst, they could be that much.
08:12I think that's where he's kind of signaling us to go.
08:15So, but I'm not going to, I'm not going to accept that because I told you I knew the
08:18answers, Kevin.
08:21Even though you're trying to tell us it's the Cleveland Browns.
08:24I am not.
08:25I think it's clearly the Los Angeles Rams.
08:29Oh my God.
08:30That's going to be so mad.
08:32I was going to be unreasonably mad.
08:35Correct.
08:36All right.
08:36So Fox Sports post-trade have the Texans still at one, Seahawks at two, the Rams at
08:46three, the Broncos at four, and the Philadelphia Eagles at five.
08:52Now I know that was a specific list that we went down and you guys did a really good job
08:56of guessing it, but does that feel about right to you in terms of the top five defenses in
09:03the NFL?
09:03For sure.
09:04I mean, I think there's some, there's still some other ones that are kind of hanging around
09:08in those categories.
09:10The Patriots, they played phenomenal defense last year.
09:13That's one of the reasons they were in the Super Bowl.
09:16Agreed.
09:17Because while Drake May was good, their defense was the reason that they did what they did.
09:22I mean, especially against the Texans.
09:24They made, they made the Texans offense look inept.
09:27So yeah, I think that, I think that's a very, I'm fascinated that the Texans are a bit
09:32ahead of the Seahawks, but there were.
09:35Did you put the Seahawks one?
09:39I'm interested to see how they respond losing Kobe Bryant and Tariq Wollin.
09:46Like, I know Wollin had some moments last year in the playoffs where you're like, what
09:50are you doing out there?
09:51But he was still an effective cornerback for them.
09:53I love what the Texans defense does.
09:57They just have to cover a lot of ground for their offense sometimes.
10:00So no, I would have the Texans one still.
10:02Okay.
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