00:00This one is called Scanziety.
00:02Whoa.
00:04Call me old-fashioned when I make this observation,
00:07but this is truly causing me a lot of frustration.
00:12When I sit down at a restaurant, I only have one need.
00:16I want a printed menu in my hands for me to read.
00:21Yes.
00:22Yes.
00:23Enough with these QR codes and how I have to use my phone.
00:28I'm not sure if others agree or if I am completely alone.
00:32I'm trying to have a nice dinner, so I put the device away.
00:36If not, I'll be on Instagram instead of choosing my entree.
00:43My battery's already low before I even take my seat.
00:47Now it's dropping even faster while I'm choosing what to eat.
00:50When I said let's browse the apps, this is not what I meant.
00:54I want to order mozzarella sticks, not TikTok content.
01:01I need comically large menus that barely fit on the table,
01:07not the fear of hoping that the Wi-Fi is stable.
01:11Bring back the paper that doesn't need internet to load.
01:15I'll take a stained menu any day over any QR code.
01:22Shit Slam!
01:24Wow!
01:25That was fire.
01:26So good!
01:27Shit Slam!
01:28The Wi-Fi stable is so true.
01:30If I can't even connect to it...
01:31Shit Slam!
01:32Shit Slam!
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