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Euphoria Season 3 Episode 1 Engsub
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00:00:06A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school.
00:00:11Honestly, nothing good.
00:00:35Thank you, my friend.
00:00:36Yes!
00:01:01And I've got such a long way to go, to make it to the border of Mexico, so I ride
00:01:10like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the wind.
00:01:30SHUT UP
00:01:42Oh my god.
00:01:45I'm sorry.
00:01:46I'm sorry.
00:01:49Where are we?
00:01:51Where are we?
00:01:52Where are we?
00:01:53Where are we?
00:01:54Where are we?
00:01:57Where are we?
00:02:11Where are we?
00:02:16Where are we?
00:02:18Where are we?
00:02:19Fuck.
00:02:22OK.
00:02:24Shhh...
00:02:29I can't. Go back.
00:02:39Come on.
00:03:01Come on.
00:03:11Fuck!
00:03:18Oh, my...
00:03:26Come on.
00:03:31Oh, shit.
00:04:14Oh, shit!
00:04:16Oh, shit!
00:04:19Oh!
00:04:20Oh!
00:04:21Oh!
00:04:36Here we go.
00:04:45Okay.
00:04:47Oh, shit!
00:04:52Oh, shit!
00:05:00Oh, shit!
00:05:03Oh, shit!
00:05:12Okay!
00:06:15You want a cup of milk?
00:06:25Oh, sure.
00:06:55We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving
00:07:00us our trespasses.
00:07:03And Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose the
00:07:08the pure evil that's borne across our border
00:07:11and poisoning our great nation,
00:07:13the United States of America.
00:07:15Amen.
00:07:19Amen.
00:07:20Amen.
00:07:21Let's eat.
00:07:23All right, pass the eggs.
00:07:27This is our address.
00:07:30Will you be sure to send you an article
00:07:31when it's in the paper?
00:07:32Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:36You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:40Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:41Good luck with everything.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Bye, guys.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:46Bye.
00:07:46Bye.
00:07:47Wish you well.
00:07:50Safe travels.
00:07:52God bless.
00:07:53Bye.
00:08:01I just got my permit.
00:08:03I did it.
00:08:05I did it.
00:08:17God bless, Ruby.
00:08:20I've never been on the internet.
00:08:23You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:28But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:32All the people out there
00:08:34living big, exciting lives.
00:08:41I tried spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:45Bye.
00:08:49Bye.
00:08:49Bye.
00:08:51Bye.
00:08:55Bye.
00:09:12You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
00:09:17I just might.
00:09:30Oh, shit! Hey, Casa!
00:09:33Hey, USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
00:09:46USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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00:11:28Where's my car?
00:11:30I had to leave behind.
00:11:31I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:35A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:39Could I just get a raw cone, please?
00:11:41Yeah, for sure.
00:11:45You keep the change, actually.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Okay.
00:12:00Lori, hey.
00:12:02How are you?
00:12:03You owe me money.
00:12:04I know, yeah.
00:12:05I was going to pay you back.
00:12:06You were?
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:11I don't really have like 10 grand right now.
00:12:14You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
00:12:16I don't?
00:12:17No, you did 46 months ago.
00:12:21And now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months means that you actually owe me
00:12:30$43,887,000.
00:12:41I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:49And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:09Oh, there you go.
00:13:10Oh, there you go.
00:13:36I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:41Claro que sÃ.
00:13:43Disfruta.
00:13:59The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:23After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:53The danger of body packing is if a balloon breaks, you die.
00:15:28Hey, put your ass in the car.
00:15:30Okay, we've got to cost like three.
00:15:57Yo.
00:15:59Sorry.
00:16:01Don't, man.
00:16:01I can only clench for so long.
00:16:04Yeah, I know, but you've got to keep that shit up there, all right?
00:16:06Breathe through it.
00:16:10Damn.
00:16:11Sorry.
00:16:11Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:14I'm good, thank you.
00:16:15No gracias.
00:16:22Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:26Passports.
00:16:33What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:34Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:44Ruby Bennett?
00:16:45That's me.
00:16:47Faye Valentine?
00:16:50Have fun?
00:16:51No.
00:16:53No.
00:16:56No.
00:17:03No.
00:17:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:17:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:17:40Welcome to America.
00:17:41Thank you, sir.
00:17:52Laurie, Harlan.
00:17:54She's about ready to blow.
00:17:55Get this strainer.
00:17:56It's in the dishwasher.
00:17:58My man.
00:17:59Come on, bro.
00:18:03Hang in there.
00:18:04Hang in there.
00:18:04OK.
00:18:05OK.
00:18:06I got you.
00:18:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:08Just breathe.
00:18:08I had an accident.
00:18:10You better get the mucking.
00:18:13Right on the baby.
00:18:16And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how fentanyl is smuggled into the United States.
00:18:32After Fesco's house got raided, Laurie left East Highland and went into business with
00:18:37her cousin Harley and his son Wayne.
00:18:41I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.
00:18:46Lucky.
00:18:47Looks good, mate.
00:18:48Here's the rule.
00:18:50You haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:52He, he, he, he.
00:18:54Praise the Lord.
00:18:57I'd done a dozen runs over the course of two years, and somehow ended up their number one
00:19:03mule.
00:19:13You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:17Mmm, I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:23You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:27Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:32He's been saving up.
00:19:33That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:38What safe?
00:19:41The big one in his basement.
00:19:42He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:57What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:59Uh, I don't know.
00:20:01Important stuff.
00:20:03Where's the key?
00:20:04On his belt.
00:20:07What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
00:20:15I think I could figure that out.
00:20:18In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:28I left the old farm down in Texas, and bombed all around for a time.
00:20:36Then one day I found myself staring at a sign that red sun set in fine.
00:20:45The big cars and the views.
00:20:47The city is crumbling.
00:20:49Crime is out of control.
00:20:51Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:53Yeah, totally.
00:20:57Ooh, up here on the right.
00:20:58Oh, okay.
00:21:01All right.
00:21:03Let's go.
00:21:03You still have trouble.
00:21:05Yeah, will do, Batman.
00:21:08I wonder.
00:21:10Hey, babe.
00:21:11How are you?
00:21:12How are you?
00:21:14How are you?
00:21:16How are you?
00:21:19How are you?
00:21:20How are you?
00:21:27How are you?
00:21:30What is it?
00:21:33She's doing good.
00:21:34She's like the top of her class.
00:21:36So is I.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39Sometimes Lexi would be able to crash on her couch.
00:21:43There always came with a lecture.
00:21:46What are your long-term goals?
00:21:48Since I couldn't be honest about what I'd
00:21:49been up to.
00:21:51That'd be fake.
00:21:52Right now it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:55You have to plan for the future because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
00:22:00It's all going to be automated, like AI, they're not going to need people like you.
00:22:05Right.
00:22:10You know I met these uh, these Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:16Christians in Texas?
00:22:17It was a drop off, but yeah, the Miller family, I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:23There's like six kids and they lived on a farm with like a bunch of animals and no technology,
00:22:31no nothing.
00:22:32And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people I've ever met in my life.
00:22:37Cause they're in a cult.
00:22:39Oh well maybe that's the answer.
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:43I just feel like if I grew up religious maybe my life would be better.
00:22:47Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:52Cause they're judgmental.
00:23:01You know, you really should call Fez.
00:23:05Yeah, I know.
00:23:07I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't, I haven't had any time.
00:23:11I've been really busy.
00:23:12Yeah, well you're free today.
00:23:14This is rare.
00:23:15Like I work like seven days a week.
00:23:18Yeah, well he misses you.
00:23:20Did he say that?
00:23:22Multiple times.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26My hours and his hours don't really line up, so it's hard.
00:23:31I'll just like pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:34It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:36He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:40Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
00:23:47Her boss Patti Lance was an industry legend.
00:23:51Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
00:23:54People underestimate the power of entertainment.
00:23:59What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
00:24:06The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly, what we do at the ballot box.
00:24:15Okay?
00:24:16That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together.
00:24:22Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:24She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
00:24:28This election is giving me so much anxiety.
00:24:32Unlike her sister, who was living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
00:24:42How much is that doggy in the window?
00:24:47The one with the waggly tail.
00:24:53She spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous.
00:24:57How much is that doggy in the window?
00:24:59I do hope that doggy is for sale.
00:25:14The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:19The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:21The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:23The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:24The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:25The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:26The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:27The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:27The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:27The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:28The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:28The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:29The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:32The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:33and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
00:25:36I'm just creating content.
00:25:39There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
00:25:41There are flies buzzing around.
00:25:43I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
00:25:45Do not apologize, Juana.
00:25:47You work for the two of us.
00:25:48She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
00:25:50Well, she's good at both.
00:25:52I pay her to do one.
00:25:54Get to work.
00:25:55Yes, Mr. Nate.
00:26:01How many times do we have to talk about this?
00:26:04I am in the real world making deals.
00:26:07If an investor comes across a video like this online,
00:26:10I'm a joke.
00:26:11People make money doing this.
00:26:12Think about what you're saying.
00:26:14What you're actually saying.
00:26:16How much is that doggie in the window?
00:26:18Who's the doggie?
00:26:20I'm the doggie.
00:26:21All right, so you're for sale.
00:26:22No.
00:26:23No, but what you're saying is you can buy me.
00:26:26It's just a funny video.
00:26:28Except you're not a doggie.
00:26:29You're a grown woman.
00:26:30So that makes you a what?
00:26:36A prostitute.
00:26:39No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:41Then stop acting like you are.
00:26:43You are blowing this way out of proportion.
00:26:45I am growing my following.
00:26:47This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:48It's called monetization.
00:26:49Mm-hmm.
00:26:56Come.
00:26:59Just...
00:27:04Just...
00:27:08Sit.
00:27:15You don't need to worry about money.
00:27:17I've got money.
00:27:19Why haven't we remodeled the living room?
00:27:22Or the kitchen or the master en suite?
00:27:25Maybe we will.
00:27:27But right now I'm investing in myself.
00:27:29In the business.
00:27:32It takes money to make money.
00:27:34Then let me chip in.
00:27:44You've been a bad, bad dog.
00:27:52Woof, woof.
00:27:55Nate had taken over his dad's business.
00:27:59How about this?
00:28:00Just turn him on and pretend.
00:28:02Pretend to do what?
00:28:04Work.
00:28:06We've got to put on a shower.
00:28:09All right, boss.
00:28:11But what he didn't realize is how fucking hard it is to build in Southern California.
00:28:17Their wedding was around the corner.
00:28:21And Cassie was dreaming big.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:41Well, how's it going, man?
00:28:42I can't get the parking.
00:28:58Do you know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:10No.
00:29:116,000.
00:29:12Jesus.
00:29:13Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:15You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:19There's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.
00:29:24Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
00:29:29We're gonna offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
00:29:33You don't have to sell me.
00:29:35I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
00:29:39Smoothly?
00:29:40Yeah.
00:29:41Take a look at what we got going on here.
00:29:44These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
00:29:48Trust me, Kurt.
00:29:49We're gonna make a killing.
00:29:50If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media, I'd castrate
00:29:55him.
00:29:56Who just doesn't get the online world?
00:29:58I mean, people make so much money using it.
00:30:01I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or
00:30:05ice luges.
00:30:06I don't think you can make money that fast.
00:30:08I mean, you can on OnlyFans.
00:30:10Isn't that porn?
00:30:12See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.
00:30:18I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate.
00:30:21I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:22Wait.
00:30:23Are you really considering this?
00:30:24I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:26Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
00:30:28So what would you be posting?
00:30:31I don't know.
00:30:32Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
00:30:36So why would people pay for it?
00:30:38To form a deeper connection with me.
00:30:41Like imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
00:30:47They could get a personalized pic and text from me saying, good morning, handsome.
00:30:52Thinking about you today.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:56You know what?
00:30:57People just want to feel special.
00:31:04Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:08Don't underestimate me.
00:31:27Hey, Joey.
00:31:28Sweet, thank you.
00:31:37Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:39No.
00:31:40No.
00:31:43You?
00:31:44Nah.
00:31:47You hear about Jules?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
00:31:57A sugar baby?
00:31:59A hooker.
00:32:00But there's a difference, right?
00:32:02Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:03That's like hiring a chef who doesn't cook.
00:32:06You ready?
00:32:06Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors, including Dylan Reed.
00:32:19The heartthrob of L.A. Knight.
00:32:25And action!
00:32:40You're drunk.
00:32:41I just had to build up the courage.
00:32:49Cut.
00:32:50Cut it!
00:32:51Gorgeous.
00:32:54What if he kisses her and then says the line?
00:32:57The kiss is the button.
00:33:00Let's try it.
00:33:04Spinner, kiss her, then the line.
00:33:06Okay.
00:33:08And action!
00:33:13You're drunk.
00:33:17I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:23Good note.
00:33:25And cut!
00:33:26That's a cut!
00:33:26Where's my iced tea?
00:33:27That was the day.
00:33:29Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:32Hey, Lisa.
00:33:5390's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:33:56Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:0190's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:34:03Spencer's office.
00:34:04This is Maddie speaking.
00:34:06Hi.
00:34:07Yeah, please hold.
00:34:09I have Annie on line, too.
00:34:12I'll pay you good.
00:34:15Darling, how are you?
00:34:17How's Guatemala?
00:34:18I was just about to call you.
00:34:26She had good relationships with the town.
00:34:28How long have to stay at this thing?
00:34:29Stop pouting.
00:34:30You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
00:34:33Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
00:34:34Give me a fucking break.
00:34:38A manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:44Five grand for the night.
00:34:50Good money.
00:34:52If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:56Thank you, Ms. Marsh.
00:34:58The first step I get, right?
00:35:00Like, I'm powerless over my addiction.
00:35:01My life's manageable.
00:35:03Fine.
00:35:04Step two.
00:35:05Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:07Fine.
00:35:08I get it.
00:35:09But step three,
00:35:11I just...
00:35:14That's hard.
00:35:15Why?
00:35:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:20Easy.
00:35:21You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:23That something is God.
00:35:24God is good.
00:35:25That is that.
00:35:26You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing.
00:35:29You know?
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:30But I did meet this family and, um, they were super religious and just, like, so happy.
00:35:37And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:40Oh, religious people are happier. That's a fact.
00:35:42Okay, so what do I do? Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:45That'd be a start.
00:35:46Okay, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:48Like what?
00:35:49Ali, I like girls.
00:35:51What's that have to do with anything?
00:35:52Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
00:35:56That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:35:57What, so 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:36:00Okay, look, you're talking about the Israelites.
00:36:02They were on the run.
00:36:03That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:04It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
00:36:06So being gay is a distraction?
00:36:07If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction.
00:36:09Ain't no time for sex.
00:36:11Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:14They didn't want men fucking men.
00:36:16All right?
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:17They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:20But, hold on, it kind of makes sense, though.
00:36:22Because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:24The survival of the people was at stake.
00:36:26Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
00:36:29Oh, my God.
00:36:30What are you writing?
00:36:30A romance novel?
00:36:31It says men who lay with men.
00:36:33You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:36Yo.
00:36:37I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:41Stop.
00:36:43Dude.
00:36:44Okay.
00:36:44This is before the invention of soap.
00:36:46Germ theory.
00:36:47Antibiotic.
00:36:48Yay, okay.
00:36:49I get it.
00:36:50You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
00:36:51I get it.
00:36:52Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:36:56What about this?
00:36:57What about that?
00:36:58All kinds of mistranslations.
00:36:59You know, just taking everything out of context.
00:37:02You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:04Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:10Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:11I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm gonna read the Bible, okay?
00:37:16And when I do, I'm gonna read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:20Goddamn, you ain't gotta be so extreme about it.
00:37:22No, no, no.
00:37:23Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:24Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:26So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:32The miracles have begun.
00:37:33Amen.
00:37:36Hallelujah.
00:37:40All right.
00:37:49The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:37:56In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:38:02The earth was without form and void.
00:38:06And darkness was on the face of the deep.
00:38:09And the spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:15Then God said,
00:38:17Let there be light.
00:38:24And there was light.
00:38:30Hello?
00:38:31You're a retard.
00:38:32Lori needs you.
00:38:34Uh, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:41Hey.
00:38:43Hey.
00:38:44Let's go.
00:39:23Yo, hey, I'm going to need you to drop off a package to a real piece of shit.
00:39:28Wait, me? Really?
00:39:30Yeah, you.
00:39:31Are you sure?
00:39:31Mm-hmm.
00:39:33Hey.
00:39:33Yeah, and he's a big virus, so don't fuck it up.
00:39:38I'm making a chicken dinner.
00:39:40You know, for fast.
00:39:42You know, I'm just the two of us.
00:39:44Right.
00:39:44It's really sweet.
00:39:48Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:58Ta-da!
00:40:02Yeah.
00:40:06Let's move out.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08Oh, my God.
00:41:48Hey man, uh, Alamo?
00:42:05Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:09Inside, upstairs, take a right, then a left.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:16And don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:20Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:42:49I'm gonna fuck you better than you.
00:42:50I'm gonna fuck you.
00:42:51I'm gonna fuck you.
00:43:09I'm gonna fuck you.
00:43:10The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
00:43:18I got lucky, man.
00:43:21Is that what you call it?
00:43:29Yo, uh, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:33Yeah, it's up the stairs to the right.
00:43:35Actually...
00:43:38Do it?
00:43:39Is he talking?
00:43:39No.
00:43:40No.
00:43:40No.
00:43:41No.
00:44:01No.
00:44:03No.
00:44:10Oh, shit, sorry.
00:44:13Actually, could you help me?
00:44:16Of course I can.
00:44:17Yeah, no problem.
00:44:18Thank you so much.
00:44:20Yeah.
00:44:30I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
00:44:33Oh, yeah?
00:44:33It's a little bit difficult.
00:44:37Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
00:44:44You think so?
00:44:45Hell yeah.
00:44:46All right, there you go.
00:44:48No problem.
00:44:50So, how do you know Elmo?
00:44:54More goes.
00:44:55More go.
00:44:56More go.
00:44:59More go.
00:45:00More go.
00:45:01More go.
00:45:02Oh, look.
00:45:04Oh, look.
00:45:05More go.
00:45:14Come on.
00:45:15Come on!
00:45:15I'm taking care of you, moving down the line, I come apart, but that's okay, trouble me, don't
00:45:30I'm taking care of you, moving down the line, I come apart, but that's okay, trouble me, don't
00:45:56I'll be right back, she works for Lori, you walk up into my house, dance with my girls, and
00:46:22you don't even introduce yourself, I'm so sorry, that's mighty disrespectful, little lady, got
00:46:33that new bash, man, this will hit the spot,
00:46:52I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason,
00:46:57it's my little slice of heaven, yeah, well, some of these girls, demons,
00:47:04ask as I hand select them, oh yeah, what business are you in, what is it, girl, FBI,
00:47:12no, I'm just curious,
00:47:18I collect the most sought after resource on God's green earth, more valuable than gold,
00:47:26oil, uranium, combined, I'm in the business of pussy, no shit, my men, hell yeah,
00:47:42see, I done peeped it from a young age now, I seen it, pussy, that thing between your legs,
00:47:52gotta miss the power, so I figured, I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register,
00:48:00ka-ching, ka-ching,
00:48:05a motherfucking chair, yeah,
00:48:09oh man, well I came to right fucking house then,
00:48:12that's right, I'm the motherfucking king of pussy,
00:48:16I own and operate five of the dirtiest, most delectable strip clubs in the state of California,
00:48:22fully nude, and I always lewd, ain't that right, B?
00:48:30yes, okay, I'm just gonna like lay my cards out on the table here,
00:48:35that's like my dream job, Owen, what?
00:48:39you wanna be a hoe, no man, no, no, no, I mean like,
00:48:43helping out in a club, you know, like, troubleshooting,
00:48:50troubleshooting?
00:48:54I mean, a little bit of both.
00:48:55I see you, you a gay one, huh?
00:49:04I bet you run them bitches like a nigger, don't you?
00:49:08What?
00:49:09You see me, we got a freak up in here.
00:49:13I'm begging you, hire me, come on man, please.
00:49:19Don't you worry for that crack of lorry?
00:49:20Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world.
00:49:22Mm-hmm.
00:49:26Well, little lady, that's the beauty of this country we call America.
00:49:33Anyone can reinvent themselves.
00:49:38That's right, babies.
00:49:39That's right.
00:49:40That's right.
00:49:41That's right.
00:49:42That's right.
00:49:42Your daddy.
00:49:44Yeah.
00:49:44Is she always like this?
00:49:45Look away.
00:49:46Oh.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:49You're here.
00:50:02Oh.
00:50:09How are you?
00:50:10That's right.
00:50:14You took that button.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:16I know, I know.
00:50:19You took the first thing about living and being the place around.
00:50:19I know.
00:50:19You took the first thing.
00:50:26How's the food?
00:50:29It's good.
00:50:31Great.
00:50:37Are you happy?
00:50:39Yeah.
00:50:41Good.
00:50:46So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:52What part?
00:50:55Florals?
00:50:56Jesus Christ.
00:50:59So I have an idea.
00:51:00I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
00:51:04Will you just listen?
00:51:05$2,000. I understand.
00:51:07$5,000, fine.
00:51:08About $50,000 on something that's gonna die in a couple of days?
00:51:14That's insane.
00:51:16Well...
00:51:18I might have a solution.
00:51:22Is it less flowers?
00:51:24No.
00:51:25Is it less money?
00:51:28No.
00:51:29And there's no discussion?
00:51:35What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:41You don't have any money.
00:51:44I can make it.
00:51:48Doing what?
00:51:49No.
00:51:51So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
00:51:54Oh.
00:51:55And there is a way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:52:04How?
00:52:08Only fans.
00:52:16The porn website.
00:52:18See?
00:52:18No, that's a common misconception about the platform.
00:52:21You actually just...
00:52:22You want to do porn?
00:52:25Well, if you would just let me finish.
00:52:27It's really fascinating.
00:52:28You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
00:52:34I will if I have to.
00:52:41Absolutely not.
00:52:43No.
00:52:46Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:51Because...
00:52:51I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:55So...
00:52:58So what are you trying to say?
00:53:01That...
00:53:01Maybe we...
00:53:03Shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
00:53:12I'm treading water right now.
00:53:15I can't move forward with Sun Settlers till I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:19I got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commissions trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:25And Kurt...
00:53:26Oh, Kurt's not sure if now's the right time to invest.
00:53:30Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
00:53:34Baby.
00:53:35Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
00:53:38It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:39I...
00:53:42I just need to get to the starting line.
00:53:45The starting line? What about the finish line?
00:53:47It's in view.
00:53:48It is in view.
00:53:49We are so close.
00:53:50We're so close.
00:53:54This is gonna be our moment.
00:53:55My moment is walking down that aisle.
00:53:59Surrounded by my friends.
00:54:02Family.
00:54:02Family.
00:54:04Had $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:28What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:30Pretty ones.
00:54:33Pretty ones?
00:54:51You promised me.
00:54:53You're not gonna show those and your pretty face at the same time.
00:55:02Tish?
00:55:05Tish?
00:55:17Tish?
00:55:25Tish?
00:55:32Tish?
00:55:32She send you?
00:55:35Sabotage my shit?
00:55:36Is that what she did?
00:55:37She put your ass up to this?
00:55:38I swear to God, I just...
00:55:39I gave you what they gave me.
00:55:41I didn't pack it.
00:55:42I didn't open it.
00:55:42I...
00:55:43I had no idea.
00:55:46I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I say here?
00:55:49You tell me.
00:55:52It's gonna sound fucking stupid now, but...
00:55:55I just, when we were talking...
00:55:58I thought that, um...
00:56:01I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
00:56:06God?
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:07I mean, I don't wanna be working for Lori.
00:56:10She's gotta be swallowing balloons the size of golf balls
00:56:13and, like, pathing my intestines and going across the border.
00:56:16It's fucking hell on earth.
00:56:17It's over some shit I did in high school.
00:56:19Wait, wait.
00:56:20Did she just say fucking high school?
00:56:22Nigga, she talking about high school.
00:56:24Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school
00:56:26and then, like, my mom found it
00:56:28and she flushed it down the toilet.
00:56:30I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously,
00:56:32because I should've hid it better,
00:56:33but the point is, Lori came back
00:56:34and she said that I owed her $100,000
00:56:36and I have been paying for that single fucking mistake ever since.
00:56:42So...
00:56:44You know, when you started talking about how in America
00:56:47you can reinvent yourself,
00:56:48I thought,
00:56:50I don't know, maybe this is God.
00:56:54Maybe this is the hand of God at work.
00:56:58You know, giving me something to look forward to
00:57:00or, like, some kind of hope
00:57:03that...
00:57:06one day...
00:57:06I-I could...
00:57:10You know, I could also have my own little size of heaven.
00:57:17So you believe in God?
00:57:22Yes, sir.
00:57:28Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:57:44Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:57:46a little...
00:58:01You know it.
00:58:01One...
00:58:01Okay.
00:58:01I guess we can see...
00:58:01You know what?
00:58:01Two, who are you?
00:58:11You know what?
00:58:12Very good.
00:58:12I'm good.
00:58:20If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:58:44Shhh...
00:58:47Ooooooh...
00:58:51Ooooooh...
00:59:08Ooooooh...
00:59:13Ooooooh...
00:59:14Ooooooh...
00:59:15Ooooooh...
00:59:34Ooooooh...
00:59:36Stripe Twiggy.
00:59:37And if that's not loving me
00:59:44Then all I gotta say
00:59:52God didn't make the little green apples
00:59:55It don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime
01:00:04There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, Disneyland
01:00:08Mother Goose and Old Nursery Ranch
01:00:13God didn't make the little green apples
01:00:16And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime
01:00:24And when myself is feeling low
01:00:27I look across the face of glow
01:00:30To ease my mind
01:00:58Oh, sometimes I call her up at home
01:01:02Knowing she's busy
01:01:09And ask if she could get away
01:01:13Meet me and grab a bite to eat
01:01:20And she drops what she's doing
01:01:24And hurries down to meet me
01:01:27And I'm always late
01:01:32But she sits waiting patiently
01:01:35Smiles when she first sees me
01:01:38Cause she's made that way
01:01:42And if that's not loving me
01:01:46Bye her
01:01:50Bye
01:01:51Bye
01:01:51Bye
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