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The Artful Dodger Season 1 Episode 1 Engsub
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01:19So I'm here.
01:29Do you even earn that in a year?
01:41There's always sweet and sour, so we are not going home.
01:48You're cheating!
01:51He's a miserable shitty chick!
01:53But wait, wait!
01:55I'm good for it.
01:58I can get you the money.
02:27Show up.
02:29Jealous?
02:41Gentlemen!
02:43The Royal Hospital somewhat proudly presents Dr. Rainsford Sneed.
02:49And the much-celebrated Dr. Jack Dawkins.
02:53Now we have a fine one for you today, gents.
02:56Leg shattered, falling down a mineshaft, was it?
03:01The question, though, is who cuts?
03:05Heads.
03:13Me.
03:14I bet you can't do under 43.
03:18A pound says 29.
03:19When have you ever had a pound?
03:21As soon as you lose.
03:23Gentlemen!
03:25Dr. Sneed here seems to think that I can't amputate this leg
03:28in less than his record of 43 seconds.
03:33I beg to differ!
03:36Mr. Chamflou, this will be the worst 30 seconds of your life,
03:40but I promise I will make it as quick as I can.
03:42Your favourite memory.
03:44Take your mind there now.
04:02Time me.
04:03You won't be a doctor.
04:11No です me!
04:15Come on, I bet you want to be về!
04:19Thanks, thank yaund.
04:22Time!
04:2328 seconds, gentlemen.
04:2528 seconds!
04:2928 seconds!
04:31Come on, Chance, let's go.
04:32Let's get an attack.
04:33Come on, roll down to Dr. Dawson.
04:35Let's go.
04:36Come on.
04:38No, man.
05:01Come on.
05:31What?
05:31Whatever that is!
05:33You stormed in on me.
05:35What's that ungovernable stench?
05:37Your perfume.
05:38No, it's ether.
05:40The New Lancet reports the most extraordinary thing.
05:43You can give the patient ether and they don't feel a thing.
05:46You can perform surgery without pain.
05:49Can't you understand?
05:50This changes everything.
05:51Oh, my God, that's so interesting.
05:54Come, the Honourable Mortimer Smales is soon to arrive
05:57and there is so much to do.
05:59Remind me.
06:00The Honourable Mortimer Smales.
06:02He just sailed four months from England.
06:04Do you know how much effort it takes to get potential suitors out to Australia?
06:08Oh.
06:09No, I'm far too busy to meet anybody called Mortimer.
06:12Can you please just hurry up and marry someone so then I can...
06:15change in what the wedding service so delicately calls sexual union?
06:19God, you're so vulgar.
06:21Oh, this is the sixth suit he you've sent away.
06:24What was wrong with the last one?
06:26Sir Jeremy Glasscock.
06:27His teeth.
06:29You know perfectly well I can't marry till you do.
06:32See, that just makes no sense.
06:33You should marry whoever you like, whenever you like.
06:36Go and marry the Honourable Snail.
06:38Society doesn't work that way.
06:40Fine.
06:40Tell Mildred, or whatever his name is, that I will marry him.
06:44Right.
06:44Just can't meet him for a little while.
06:47Really?
06:48No.
06:50Get out.
07:08How's that sporker, Mrs. Wellings?
07:10Still noisy.
07:12Good.
07:12Good.
07:12Healthy lungs.
07:13You're doing well.
07:14Go to check.
07:15Isn't that good, Mr. Hooten?
07:16Uh, actually, it's been sore again.
07:19I've been up all night.
07:20See, when I try and find it, it's agony.
07:22I mean, you see, I think...
07:23I'll tell you what, why don't you come see me at the hospital?
07:25Yeah.
07:33It's okay.
07:34It's just me.
07:35Excuse me.
07:41Charlie?
07:42Jack?
07:44Okay.
07:52What did he do?
07:56Escaped convict.
08:16I really don't feel comfortable doing this, Dr. Jack, but I've got responsibilities.
08:27This isn't London, Jack. There's nowhere to hide. I know where you work. 26 pounds by next Monday, Friday. Tuesday.
08:44And I'll be merciful. I'll let you choose which hand.
09:01Was it really necessary to come outside so early, Fanny? He's had over so long a journey. We must be
09:06here to greet him.
09:09What do you think he'll be wearing? Clothes, one hopes. Could you at least try and be excited? Better.
09:18Oh, well, I'm so thrilled I might pop.
09:40Mr. Smales, it is my pleasure to introduce you to Lady...
09:48Ladybear.
09:56Sweet lady, with eyes so bright that fill my heart with such delight.
10:09No, thank you.
10:11Say something to him.
10:15Did you know, Mr. Smales, the human bowel is 15 feet long?
10:19If you stretched out, it would be you. Plus me. Plus a bit of Fanny.
10:32You convicts over here.
10:34Nearly any labour left in them after these sea voyages.
10:37Just seesaws and scurvy.
10:41Chain gang.
10:45Chain gang.
10:45Also chain gang.
10:51Chain gang for this one, too.
10:57Cheer up, Dawkins. You look like you've swallowed a lemon.
11:03Name?
11:04Millie Wint.
11:06Your crime?
11:07I, uh, I stole clothes for me baby.
11:10But he died on the way over.
11:15What was his name?
11:17Benji.
11:20She can help the school, ma'am.
11:22But I can't read.
11:24It's all right, they'll teach you.
11:28All right, next.
11:41Hello, Dutch.
11:43You in a time?
12:07Don't go to your town.
12:09You're dead.
12:12They hanged you 15 years ago in Newgate.
12:15Surprise.
12:17Surprise.
12:21What are you?
12:22Why are they all salooning you like a royalty?
12:25I was a Navy surgeon, an officer.
12:28Oh.
12:29You've done well for yourself, boy.
12:30I'm proud of you.
12:32What the hell are you doing there, Fagin?
12:33Well, Her Majesty and I thought that, uh,
12:36I could benefit from a bit of quiet time in the colony.
12:38Now, listen to me.
12:40I can decide your fate with a stroke of my pencil.
12:43One word gets out about our past.
12:45I would never do that.
12:46Never.
12:47Never.
12:47To even think it hurts.
12:50Look, I'm here for you,
12:53just as I hope you're here for me.
12:55Because sometimes a covey gets pushed into a corner like a rat,
12:58and the only way out is to bite.
13:00So don't make me bite you, Dutch.
13:03What do you want?
13:06Well, a little bird flapped in and whispered to me
13:09that you'd escaped from prison in London.
13:12Do they hang escaped convicts here?
13:17Well, I'll take that as a yes.
13:20Don't fret, I'll never give you up.
13:21Just keep me off that chain gang.
13:24Dawkins!
13:27Everything all right?
13:28Yes.
13:29I thought he might have something contagious,
13:31but it was just his stench.
13:32Where's he going?
13:34I need another on the chain gang.
13:36Doesn't matter if he doesn't last that long.
13:40No, I was thinking of making him my convict seven.
13:44Really?
13:47That's unconventional.
13:48I see untapped potential.
13:49Very untapped, I'd say.
13:51Yes, well, I have a nose for this kind of thing.
13:53Yes, well, you want to plug it.
13:55The man smells like a Yorkshire pig house.
14:00I like him.
14:01Come on.
14:08What is this?
14:10It's hurting me lungs.
14:11Can't put me finger on it.
14:13It's fresh air.
14:14Pick up my bag.
14:16What?
14:19Pick up my bag?
14:22Why?
14:24Because you are my servant now,
14:25and if you do not do what I say,
14:26then I will have you flogged.
14:27Pick it up.
14:28Dodge.
14:30Hey, Dodge!
14:31Has it come to this?
14:34You'll need to look less syphilitic scarecrow
14:36if you want to be my servant.
14:38Oh, very nice.
14:39Why are you so scratchy?
14:41Why am I so scratchy?
14:42Because you left me in a cell
14:43as a boy alone in the cold.
14:45You abandoned me.
14:47The minute Oliver got me pinched,
14:48you just walked away and you never came back.
14:49They did try to help you
14:51as soon as the coast was clear.
14:52They said you'd escaped in a snowstorm.
14:54No shoes, middle of winter.
14:56No one survives that.
14:57I thought you was dead.
14:59And you went on your merry way?
15:02Look, don't you think I grieved?
15:04Don't you think I suffered?
15:07I fell apart when you left.
15:09It was agony, Dodge.
15:10I couldn't sleep.
15:11I cried every night.
15:13I woke up with my mouth all dry
15:14because there was no more tears.
15:15I wanted them to hang me just to get it over.
15:19Because the worst I'd done,
15:21worse than all me bad deeds,
15:22is I left me beautiful boy.
15:24And I could never forgive myself.
15:26I prayed.
15:27I did.
15:28I asked God to snap me neck
15:29and I did not protest on the way to the gallows.
15:32I yearned for them
15:33because I deserved the rope.
15:35And then that shitting do-gooder,
15:38Oliver Twist,
15:38saved me at the last second with a reprieve.
15:44Well, all's forgiven, then.
15:46Look, I know you don't believe me,
15:48but ever since I rescued you
15:50from outside that pub as a baby...
15:52You told me you rescued me from inside the pub.
15:54Inside, outside, it's all one,
15:55but ever since then,
15:56I have loved you in my own odd way,
15:59with my own odd heart.
16:03Awful lot of wealthy people
16:04in this town, aren't they?
16:06I will give you a roof and a job,
16:07but only because I am a doctor
16:09and you look like you've been spat out of a bilge hole.
16:11Well, in a manner of speaking, I have.
16:14Once you're healthy, you're out.
16:23Jiminy-o, look at this.
16:25Do not touch anything.
16:28You shall sleep here.
16:29Understood?
16:32That's the floor.
16:34Yes.
16:35Well done.
16:37Wear these.
16:38I'm sure Mr. Grundy won't mind.
16:40Why not?
16:42Because he is dead.
16:43Gangrene last Thursday.
16:46Bit whiffy.
16:49Right, yeah, nice.
16:50Nice.
16:52How did you get here?
16:56A good man gave me a future.
16:58Well, yes.
16:59I always tried for you.
17:01Not you.
17:02Captain Grimm.
17:04The man I pinched the watch from.
17:05He was a Navy officer.
17:07He liked my quick fingers.
17:10He saw the mess you'd left me in
17:11and decided to help me escape.
17:13Well, there you go.
17:14There you go.
17:15Your good fortune's all down to me.
17:19And how do you work that out?
17:21Pick-pocketing.
17:22How do you think you've got those quick fingers, Doctor?
17:25And if I'd have let you get licked,
17:27you'd never be a surgeon, would you?
17:30Well, thank you very much, Fagin.
17:32No need.
17:34What a father does.
17:38Look at these.
17:41Ah, now I can see you, Kelly.
17:44Let's have a little look.
17:46Oh, dear.
17:48Oh, dear.
17:52What's up, you old cranny?
17:54Not the happy Dodge I knew?
18:01I have a £26 debt on my head.
18:06And if I don't pay it,
18:09I get my hand chopped off.
18:12Which one?
18:13My choice.
18:15Well, there's something.
18:17Then I come at a fortuitous time.
18:22Yeah.
18:23And if by that you mean pilfering,
18:25I'm afraid those days are not gone.
18:28I am an officer.
18:29Former.
18:30A gentleman.
18:31Sort of.
18:31And a surgeon.
18:32Not without both your hands.
18:34Doctor, we need you in the surgery now.
18:37The professor's drunk
18:38and he wants to operate on Mr. Hilton's.
18:40You do not need this room.
18:43He's been out the gins.
18:53I told you I was sore, Doc.
18:56Don't worry.
18:57I'm going to save you.
18:58All right?
19:00Gentlemen.
19:01Today, we perform Hunter's procedure
19:03for a popliteal aneurysm.
19:05We open up the thigh,
19:06legate the artery,
19:07and if it bursts,
19:08he dies.
19:09But he's not going to die today.
19:12Scalpel.
19:17Go on still.
19:21Oh, no, I'm taking over.
19:24This needs a steady hand.
19:26Now we have it, professor.
19:27I very much doubt that.
19:30Scalpel.
19:36Not that one, sir.
19:42It's fire, sir.
19:51You distracted me
19:52during that fight on procedure.
19:55I have the wrong artery.
19:56Sneed, give me a hand.
19:58It's all okay.
19:59It's all okay, now.
20:00Sneed.
20:01Quickly.
20:04Quickly.
20:05Three, two, one.
20:07One, exsanguinate.
20:12Shouldn't have interfered, Dawkins.
20:15That'll go on your lost alley now.
20:22He's just not up to the task.
20:24Sad, but true.
20:26The idea of having a man of his low standing
20:29was always going to be fraught.
20:31Well, worth a go.
20:33Surely there must be somebody more competent.
20:35Not in Port Pictory.
20:37Next option's four months off in London.
20:40What happened to the last fellow you recommended, Prof?
20:43Dr. Hopmore.
20:44Killed the patient and observer and himself in one surgery.
20:48From memory, he's the only surgeon in history
20:50with a 300% mortality rate.
20:52Hmm.
20:54So he's not an option, then?
20:56Pity.
20:57Well, we'll find someone.
20:58But Dawkins just isn't up to scratch.
21:01That's a shame.
21:02And surprising, he had the most extraordinary recommendation
21:05from the First Lord of the Admiralty.
21:07Yes, but wartime's different.
21:09What was it he said?
21:10The most brilliant young surgeon in the Royal Navy.
21:13Yes.
21:14Yes, something along those lines.
21:17Hmm.
21:18Oh, you doubt his surgical skill, Rainsfield?
21:21Well, not that.
21:24He's insolent.
21:25Yes.
21:26He's a liberal and a radical.
21:28He takes too many risks, and he doesn't follow the rules.
21:31Well, if you think so, Prof.
21:33Well, you'll have to write to the First Lord of the Admiralty, darling,
21:36and explain how terribly wrong he was.
21:39Hmm.
21:43Well, I think we might continue this little experiment for a while longer.
21:48But if he puts another foot wrong, out on his ear.
21:53Worth a read.
21:57Nicely played.
21:58I rather thought so.
22:00Now, I want you to spend some time with Mr. Smales, darling.
22:04Don't just dismiss him out of hand, like all the others.
22:07Captain Gaines.
22:09I need the governor to sign these.
22:10Hmm.
22:11And what are they?
22:11A government business.
22:13What kind?
22:16Uh, well...
22:17Uh, death warrants.
22:20Ridding the colony of some of its more...
22:22noxious elements.
22:24Yes, this one stole a chicken.
22:26I can see why she poses such a threat to good order.
22:30I'll see my husband gets them.
22:31or even, unless they've had a good事.
23:00Whatever...
23:00It is a hairstylist or fanfare.
23:03You bastard.
23:08You smart.
23:11How did you stop?
23:19You cocky little shit.
23:22You think you're my fighting's gonna get you out?
23:26You were here for fifteen years.
23:35You see? She's done. She's done.
23:39Fagan, I knew you wouldn't leave me.
23:41I'd never do that, don't you?
23:43The thing is, my dear,
23:45right now I've been blamed for a murder
23:47that I definitely didn't do,
23:49but me and the boys are gonna keep our head down for the moment,
23:51so I can't get you out immediately.
23:53I've gotta look after number one.
23:55No. Fagan, you can't leave me here.
23:59Please, please don't leave me here.
24:01Who's really in prison, eh?
24:04I mean, you've got a roof over your head,
24:06you've got a meal once in a while,
24:07whereas me and the boys are still chained to the vicissitudes
24:10of having to make a living.
24:12And you'll be a king when you get out of here.
24:14Legged for fifteen years at thirteen.
24:16I'm proud of your boy.
24:17You've established a glorious reputation.
24:20The gang won't be the same without you.
24:23See you, Dodge.
24:24Bye, Dodger.
24:25No. Fagan, please don't leave me.
24:28Dodge, if it helps, I do feel bad about this.
24:46Would you like to play the harp for me, Lady Bell?
24:49No.
24:49Oh.
24:51I was rather hoping you'd say yes.
24:55Er...
24:55Did I tell you I had a book of poetry published?
24:57Several times.
24:58Well, self-published.
25:00That's how Wordsworth started out.
25:02No, it's not.
25:03Shall I read you some?
25:05It's called Upon the Dewlit Morn.
25:08My soul took flight and flew.
25:11Upon the Dewlit Morn.
25:15Where are you going?
25:16You're an insufferable boy.
25:17Yes, but a rich one and from good stock.
25:19Turn around.
25:20At least show him the town before you refuse him.
25:23Marriage, Bonnie.
25:25Something you dogs don't have to be tormented by.
25:29Mm-mm.
25:30And more's the pretty for them.
25:32We have nothing in common.
25:33Talk to him about hospitals.
25:35Why?
25:36Because his family founded one.
25:39Didn't they, Mr. Smales?
25:40Well, uh, hospitals, uh, other side of the family, of course.
25:46Birmingham, Manchester somewhere north.
25:48India, one of them.
25:50Fanny, why didn't you say something?
25:53Come.
25:53We're going to see the hospital.
25:55I've never been, and I've always wanted to.
25:57Hospital?
25:57No.
25:58What about Miasma?
25:59She'll catch some dreadful...
26:00I would hate to disappoint Mr. Smith.
26:01Well, actually, I'm not really...
26:03Tell me, have you ever heard of Ether?
26:04Ether?
26:05No.
26:05Was he a friend of Buckley's?
26:07No.
26:11How are you feeling, Mr. Shamflower?
26:14The footage is like one of Rossi's dolly mobs, but it isn't there.
26:18Well, that phantom limb will soon fade.
26:20I mean, the phantom hand a bloody scratch it with.
26:23I made this from a nice little bit of a diamond.
26:26You might call it figwood, eh?
26:28Put a soft cushion in there for your stump, too.
26:32Thanks, Tim.
26:33Oh, my.
26:34You'll be walking in no time.
26:47Are you breaking out?
26:48Yep.
26:49I've got to sniff the place out, get a feel for it.
26:52You know we're on the second floor?
26:54Yes, I realise that now.
26:55That's why I'm trying to get back in.
26:59Go on, then.
27:01I think my back's seized up.
27:04My hip.
27:05Maybe my knee.
27:07Yes, all right.
27:09You try being in irons for four months, and let's see how limber you are.
27:14Yeah.
27:17Right, come on.
27:19No, come on.
27:20Oh!
27:26Over!
27:40Who do I say I am?
27:42Nobody.
27:44You don't say anything.
27:49Pretend you're mute, and then stay like that.
27:52You can be my mute servant.
27:55Put that back.
27:56Why?
27:56I like it.
27:57Because this is not the east end of London.
28:04Mrs. Gaines, Dr. Dawkins.
28:06And Herr Dr. Gunterstaffer from Prussia brings you greetings.
28:12Two doctors.
28:13The Lord provides.
28:20What a lovely house you have.
28:24So full of the precious objects.
28:26The only precious things here are the words of Jesus.
28:30Don't you agree, Doctor?
28:32Dr. Gunterstaffer here was the greatest physician of his generation until he was tragically kicked repeatedly in the head by
28:39an angry mule, and subsequently had half his brain surgically removed.
28:43Thus I take great pity on him as my former teacher.
28:47Oh.
28:49Have you tried beating him?
28:51Because I hear a beating can be quite nourishing for the imbecile.
28:56That is a very good thought, Mrs. Gaines.
28:58Now tell me, how can I help?
29:01Well...
29:03It's my thigh.
29:05Again?
29:06Yes.
29:07The pain seems to be...
29:10creeping upwards.
29:12Right.
29:14Yes, I thought it might.
29:25This is perfect.
29:27You distract the women, I flog the jewels.
29:29Pagan, can we just not talk for a bit?
29:32Lot of scratching there, Dodge.
29:34That woman in there...
29:36is Captain Gaines's wife.
29:38What, the coal fish from the hospital?
29:40Yes, that's the one.
29:41His hobby is hanging people twice.
29:44Just to make sure.
29:46Well, at least he's got interests.
30:00No more voices.
30:02Right?
30:02This isn't London.
30:03There's no way to hide here.
30:04How long do you reckon it'd take before we got rumbled?
30:06Not long, I shall think.
30:08Well, then why are you doing it?
30:09Because he's going to have to explain their way out of it.
30:12The convict servant or the escaped convict master.
30:17No more voices.
30:21Bonjour, madame. I am Doctor Le Goff from Paris.
30:27Doctor, it's been happening since Monday,
30:29this constant tickle in my throat.
30:33We could own this town.
30:34Shut up.
30:34And then I coughed up the most disgusting sputum.
30:38I can't go to the ball tonight like this.
30:40What would the governor think?
30:42Not much of anything, I suppose.
30:46Tell me, Doctor, what do you think of this?
30:50You see, when it comes to sputum, the French medics,
30:52they like to smell and then taste it.
31:11He doesn't speak much English, I'm afraid.
31:14Oh, forgive me, Doctor. It's so rude.
31:16.
31:34He's from Provence.
31:52Madame, you are, as I say, very healthy for the bowl.
31:57Your sputum, c'est magnifique.
32:06Lovely rubies, very shiny.
32:08Stop it, Fagin.
32:09What?
32:10That's an observation.
32:24Do you like dancing?
32:25No.
32:27Croquet?
32:27Or fox hunting?
32:29Very much no.
32:30Oh, why?
32:31It's mindless, barbaric and cruel.
32:34What about you?
32:36Chemistry?
32:38Geology?
32:39Oh, yes, with the maps.
32:40Oh, the rocks.
32:41Close.
32:47Anatomy.
32:49Poetry.
32:50Yes, yes.
32:51Anyone other than yourself and Wordsworth?
32:53Such as?
32:54Humicide!
32:59So, really, just Wordsworth and fox hunting.
33:02That's about the size of it.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:14Here, Dodger.
33:15You go into this Governor's Ball.
33:18Oh, yes.
33:18I've got my invitation on me.
33:20In fact, it's for both of us.
33:21Really?
33:22No.
33:23I'm not going to get invited to the Governor's Ball, Fagin.
33:26Let alone someone who looks like they've walked out of a children's nightmare.
33:29Doc!
33:29Lad's gone under a carriage.
33:32Can you talk, Dad?
33:33Okay.
33:34Um, you're okay.
33:36You'll be all right.
33:37You're doing great.
33:39Help!
33:39Coming through!
33:40Coming through!
33:41Oh, thank God.
33:43Thank God.
33:45Look, I put a tonic on.
33:46No, it's not tight enough.
33:47I need something to tighten it with.
33:50Um...
33:51It's all right, Charlie.
33:52I'm going to sort you right out.
33:53Can you fix it?
33:55I'll need to amputate.
33:56Excuse me, sir.
33:57Can I borrow that?
33:57What about Birch's procedure to save the legs?
33:59Miss, please.
34:00My lady.
34:01To do Birch's, I would need to drill into his leg bones and insert pegs to knit them back
34:05together again.
34:06He would die of shock and pain.
34:07Not if you take the pain with ether.
34:09The Yankee Dodge.
34:10Yes.
34:11That is unproven.
34:11Except for Morton in Boston and Liston in London.
34:14Don't even read the Lancet.
34:15Not while I have strength.
34:16No.
34:17Anyway, that Trump Governor has banned ether, so Prof won't let it anywhere near the hospital.
34:22That's just idiotic.
34:23Look, I've got...
34:23Look, my lady.
34:26One of us is a qualified surgeon, and the other one is carrying a bloody parasol.
34:29So thank you.
34:30But would you mind awfully sonic off?
34:38Fagan, need a carriage?
34:40Well, like this one.
34:43Would you like a lift?
34:56Excuse me!
35:03Hey, it's not too bad, Charlie boy.
35:05I've seen much worse at sea.
35:08Plus, you're going to have a terrific scar.
35:09Stumped? What?
35:10So instead of using ether, you're going to butcher the boy
35:13and then condemn him to beggary?
35:16Wonderful bedside man that you've got.
35:17You've got a real bloody knack for it.
35:18Yeah, well, someone's got to stick up for him.
35:20If only you'd listen.
35:21You've not been as taken, are you, Doc?
35:22Promise I am going to save your life.
35:25Now, you listen to me, you upstart.
35:27I would give anything to draw that surgery.
35:29Anything.
35:29Surgery, without pain, would revolutionise medicine.
35:31But I'm not going to.
35:32You've got to, Doc.
35:33Please.
35:34You know why?
35:34Because the biggest risk to any surgeon
35:38is the addiction to feeling like God.
35:40You are gambling against death
35:42with only your wit for ante,
35:44and that is bloody exhilarating.
35:45But the risk is not yours.
35:47There is a person beneath your hands.
35:50And the moment the cutter forgets that
35:52and gives in to his ego,
35:53then the patient is lost.
35:55The surgeon is lost.
35:59Might I suggest you find your spine?
36:03It's usually around the back.
36:10The hospital's that way.
36:11I'm not going to the hospital.
36:12What?
36:13Why?
36:14He doesn't have much time.
36:24What are we doing here, you ridiculous woman?
36:27This is the governor's residence.
36:32Oh, God.
36:34You're the governor's daughter.
36:35Yes.
36:36I am the chump governor's daughter.
36:39I'm Lady Chump Belle.
36:41And you must be the Dr Jack Dawkins
36:44everyone speaks so fondly of.
36:58Oh, fantastic.
36:59This is working out superbly.
37:08I can't perform an operation here.
37:10I need surgical equipment.
37:11I've got it.
37:12Why?
37:13Just wait.
37:14I'll get to place.
37:18Have we just been kidnapped by a lady?
37:22I could get used to this.
37:32Starting the tour soon to gather up the...
37:34Ladies and gentlemen,
37:35if you'd like to join us, please,
37:37in just a few minutes,
37:38we'll start our tour of the paintings.
37:41Oh, Sherbert.
37:42I spilled my fizz.
37:43Yeah, do join us.
38:12It's not long now, Charlie.
38:17Good, this.
38:19Good.
38:21What part of this is good?
38:22I've got a dying child in there and I've got no surgical equipment to save him.
38:26Yesterday I was in chains and today I'm at the governor's ball.
38:31There's a lot more to come now, we're back together.
38:33We are not back together.
38:34Come on, it's perfect.
38:36Cucumber sandwich or ten, bit of surgery.
38:39Snatch the rubies, happy days.
38:43You remember how they glistened, don't you?
38:47Like sun through summer wine makes you almost want to taste them.
38:53I'm not a crook anymore.
38:57Do you know, the last time I stole something was 15 years ago, the same day you left me
39:02in prison.
39:02Well, what a horrifying waste of potential, you were the best I ever trained.
39:06I'm so sorry to disappoint you.
39:08Well, you do.
39:11You do, you're not being true to yourself.
39:13This is who I am.
39:16Look, what do you plan to do for work without your hand?
39:23You've got to think bold and big.
39:26It's the only way out.
39:33One last time.
39:36Just to pay off this debt and then I'm clean for good.
39:38I wish you all my dear.
39:40Come on.
39:41Take him down to the basement.
39:43Right.
39:45Come on, Charlie boy.
39:46Time to go.
39:48Fagan, come on, grab his leg.
39:50Carefully.
39:55Careful, Fagan.
39:57Okay, no, there's no time.
39:58We're going to have to do it here.
39:59Set him down.
39:59It's not exactly ideal.
40:01Fagan, clear that table.
40:07Okay.
40:08You're all right.
40:12It's all right.
40:18You can save the leg with ether.
40:20You know you can.
40:23It's quite an extraordinary place that I...
40:25Ladies and gentlemen.
40:27The entertainment.
40:30For our main event, I have a very special treat for you.
40:34Dr. Dawkins will perform an operation never been done before.
40:38Where an inferior, cowardly surgeon might just simply remove the leg.
40:44Dr. Dawkins will make a thousand years of history by trialing surgery with no pain.
40:50The Yankee Dodge!
40:55Dodge.
41:01I might just go and watch you from up there.
41:04Yeah.
41:05Yeah.
41:05I know if I can do it.
41:06Get them.
41:08Uh, Belle.
41:09Yeah?
41:10Something for the bone peg.
41:14You're okay?
41:15You're okay.
41:19Good.
41:22Now, if I get hanged for this, I'll haunt you every waking moment.
41:27I'll be that face you see in your nightmares.
41:29Trust me, you'll be having nothing but nightmares.
41:31Do shut up and eat for the patient.
41:39Watch closely, ladies and gentlemen.
41:41As Dr. Dawkins anaesthetizes the boy,
41:45takes his pain...
41:46You'll be fine.
41:47...and then operates with no sensation.
41:49Now, just breathe.
41:51There we go.
41:53That's it.
41:55Good lad.
42:10Good lad.
42:14Good lad, hmm?
42:17Ughh.
42:19Uhghh.
42:19Uhghh.
42:20Uhghh.
42:23We've got to be open.
42:25Oohhh.
42:25Whee frick, Randy.
42:30Orghh.
42:30Uhhhh.
42:30Oh well good.
43:31Can we rouse him from living death?
43:37Charlie.
43:40Come on, Charlie.
43:44Charlie.
43:47Come on, Charlie.
43:48Come on.
43:50Charlie.
43:54Charlie.
43:57Come on, Charlie, boy.
43:59Don't cut me, Charlie.
44:01I need my leg.
44:03Oh, thank God.
44:04The Yankee Dodge.
44:07Wow.
44:20That was wonderful, Dutch.
44:25Yes, I rather thought he was more competent than you were suggesting, darling.
44:30My rubies.
44:31I've been robbed.
44:33They've been stolen.
44:34My rubies have been stolen.
44:36Search everyone.
44:37No one leaves.
44:39Hans.
44:41Excuse me.
44:42Excuse me.
44:43Are you all right?
44:44Are you okay?
44:45Yes.
44:46Just the ease of use.
44:47Um, take me upstairs.
44:50Uh.
44:51Oh, I got you.
44:52All right.
44:53I'm sure you won't mind if I search you.
45:01Captain Gaines, move aside.
45:04I'm not well.
45:06Move aside.
45:08Oh, good.
45:10Oh, good.
45:40Are you well?
45:42Who's your doctor?
45:46And has he ever examined you?
45:47I guess I'm scared of getting it wrong.
45:50Take off your dress.
45:53I need to listen to your back.
45:55Take off your dress.
46:06There.
46:10Oh.
46:10Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:15Hurt like a bird on the wine.
46:18You got cursed.
46:19You got burned.
46:20Something that no one deserves.
46:40Now, just breathe steady.
46:45Just breathe with me.
46:47In and out.
46:51Good.
46:52Good.
46:53Ian?
46:55I'm in.
46:58Okay.
46:59Come on the front.
47:03Once again, Ian?
47:05Just breathe.
47:07I'm out.
47:08I'm out.
47:14I'm out.
47:19I'm out.
47:23You're a common thief.
47:35Shall I call Captain Gaines now or later?
47:37No.
47:38Wait.
47:39Wait.
47:39Wait.
47:43Darius cheated me at cards.
47:45He's gonna take one of my hands if I don't pay him any ludicrous debt.
47:47To pay him with your own money.
47:49With what money?
47:50I get paid in pennies and symbols.
47:56You've got two options.
47:58I yield guards and you get hanged.
47:59Not ideal.
48:01Will you make me the first female surgeon and I keep your secret?
48:04That or the noose?
48:05Well.
48:13I'm thinking.
48:15Good.
48:17Good.
48:30Good.
48:31Good.
48:43Good.
48:45Good.
48:46Good.
48:48Good.
48:49Good.
48:50Good.
48:52Good.
48:52Good.
48:53Good.
48:54Good.
48:55Good.
48:57Good.
48:58Good.
48:58Good.
48:59Good.
49:00Good.
49:00Good.
49:00Good.
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