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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:07Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:10But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I can take that back.
00:00:44Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambientic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:50Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough!
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:55You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:01I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:14I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:59Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But-
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:28Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:51And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:07:59I-
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:36See? I told you so.
00:08:38Wait. Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No. I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:41Gabriel.
00:09:43Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:09:48Gabriel.
00:09:54Get my clubs.
00:10:07This qualifying match next week, I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot. With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf
00:10:19Club who's boss. They've been trying to buy us out for years now. If it wasn't for their new
00:10:24Grand Slam champ Kane, I would have. Jake is young and talented. Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lyon retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lyon again? Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:43What? Shut up. Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak. Ball's going to fade. Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude. You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in. Why don't you quit playing
00:11:06coach and get back to your real job? I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay? Jake's always been a straight shooter. He set that marker 10 out of 10 times
00:11:15easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this? I guess that makes sense. This game takes years of practice
00:11:23to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me. What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact. And he needs to finish his rotation. If he doesn't, he could get
00:11:41injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer. He just got his PGA Tour card this year. What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something? You're sneaking up the
00:11:51place with your bullshit.
00:11:52Oh, my God.
00:12:192.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing. What's up with you guys? I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This... Oh, my God.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:43Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:12:46Oh, man, let go. You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch. I was right. He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you. Please get your wrist checked. It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right? This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07What? He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills. I bet he's here to throw Jake off right
00:13:11before
00:13:12calls. No, no. I believe him. And he makes a good point. He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously? He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah. And he's a guy pretty full of himself. A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter. Younger brother of Kane Carter. You know, most recent world champion. And he's
00:13:52paired up with Jake next week. It's all on the wrist, baby. Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit. Yeah. Got it.
00:14:11Oh, good job, baby. Oh, my gosh. Look who it is. Your little shitty golf club's about to go
00:14:22bankrupt. Why don't you turn it into a strip club? Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here. Leave.
00:14:32Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother? Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth. How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur? God. It's time
00:14:47to wake up, sweetie. Look, we both know you're not going to win. It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline. You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy. All you got to do is sign the deal. It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never. August Golf Club is my mother's life's work. My brother and I will never let it fall into your
00:15:17hands.
00:15:17Okay. Option two. You put this on. You show me a good time tonight. I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:26Fuck you, man. Fuck you. You and me. Let's go at it. Sudden death match. Lose your backside of the
00:15:33quals tomorrow.
00:15:37So the puppy's not a wimp. He's an idiot. Fine. But you better not be all bark. You better have
00:15:46some bites, you boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:58Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit. You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now. And you haven't fixed your swing yet. You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up! You are a useless groundskeeper. You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:20Woo!
00:16:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:16:27You see that?
00:16:28Woo!
00:16:293.02 yards.
00:16:30Mid fairway.
00:16:32Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance. It's too low. That ball's going off course.
00:16:44What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping? You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or
00:16:51something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay? Don't backseat it.
00:17:05Hopeless. What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:102.13 in the rough? Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:32If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:41You better not mess with Jake. This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys. Whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:02Holy shit.
00:18:04Ha ha! Let's go!
00:18:06That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence. A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:17Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:18Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:31Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect lie, we might just win this thing.
00:18:35Come on, Jake.
00:18:37Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not.
00:18:51Here I come!
00:18:52Oh!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Jake!
00:18:56Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:58Oh my goodness.
00:19:00He was standing right here.
00:19:01You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:03It's against the rules.
00:19:05I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing this casual.
00:19:08There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:14Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No.
00:19:34I can keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:38Jake.
00:19:40August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:48It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this bitch.
00:20:01Wow.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:18He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:37That's enough.
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:49This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:54Jake, that's enough.
00:20:55Step down.
00:20:56If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:04You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08Why?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:15I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get to your head.
00:21:25This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:44Just look at yourself.
00:21:46Covered in filth.
00:21:47Carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:54Excuse me, sir.
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:04And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:29You should have brought her with you.
00:22:30I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:38The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you
00:22:47beg for mercy in front of her grave.
00:22:48I'm begging.
00:22:49The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:52Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:58And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:03Deal.
00:23:05You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:24Who's groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August?
00:23:28You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:32Humidity, 60%.
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:46Forget about the hole.
00:23:48You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:09Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:11It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:20What the water?
00:24:21I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:23But how?
00:24:24It's a miracle.
00:24:25Am I dreaming?
00:24:26Did we actually beat the gold hills, bastards?
00:24:29This is impossible.
00:24:31There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:34Impossible.
00:24:35That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:38No.
00:24:38Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:41Even Cain.
00:24:42Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:51Is he?
00:24:52A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:55Who are you?
00:25:00Who are you?
00:25:01Me?
00:25:02I'm a nobody.
00:25:03I'm a gardener.
00:25:04I just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:06I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:10Yes.
00:25:10Of course.
00:25:11You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:13We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:14Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:18Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:19Why?
00:25:20He doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:22I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:22We should reconsider.
00:25:23Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:26I mean...
00:25:26How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:28If he was really that talented,
00:25:30why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:32All things he could be doing.
00:25:33Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier,
00:25:36we'd be left out.
00:25:37Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:40I believe in Bobby.
00:25:42And he's our only hope now.
00:25:44Hey, Bobby.
00:25:45I got cash.
00:25:46Hot babes.
00:25:48You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:25:50we got anything you could ever want.
00:25:53I can't pay you cash or an advancement,
00:25:56but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club,
00:26:00if you'll still have us.
00:26:02I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:05Every check you get is going to bounce.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:15Tuition, 70K a year.
00:26:25I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:27I don't need much in life.
00:26:33I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:36My heart's racing.
00:26:38What's going on?
00:26:40You old bastard.
00:26:42You're going to regret this.
00:26:44Hey!
00:26:45Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:47What are you talking about?
00:26:48Our bet.
00:26:49You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:51My brother, Kane Carter,
00:26:53he's the grand champ.
00:26:55Your little amateur ass,
00:26:56are you sure you want this?
00:26:57It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:00A bet's a bet.
00:27:05Baby!
00:27:06You bastard!
00:27:08You're going to regret this.
00:27:10Men honor their words.
00:27:12Dogs run with their tails stuck between their legs.
00:27:15What are you, little boy?
00:27:16You motherfucker!
00:27:18Mark my words!
00:27:19You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:21Come on, girls.
00:27:32You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:35A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:38It was a fluke.
00:27:40If you just give me another chance,
00:27:41I'll do it.
00:27:42I'll do it.
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:43Useless.
00:27:44The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:47You better not film me again in a qualification match.
00:28:00I don't know, golf's always been in my family, but it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took
00:28:06notice.
00:28:08I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:11You still think about him?
00:28:17I don't know.
00:28:19Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:21I don't know.
00:28:42You're drunk.
00:28:45I'm taking you home.
00:28:48Party pooper. Such a gentleman.
00:28:55I'm so thirsty.
00:28:57I'll get you some water.
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk. Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm.
00:30:23I had a little fun last night.
00:30:29I had fun too. A lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon. My name is Joanna Wilson, Vice President of the USGA. On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like
00:30:47to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference.
00:30:5550 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round. But this year, we'd
00:31:03like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:08This AI-powered golfer can scan your swing ID and match to your rank. Now, who's up first?
00:31:19Matches to our all-time high rank, right? I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills? Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:35Yeah, we're all pros here. You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:40We'll let you write down, but this is a measure of level 8.
00:31:54Yeah.
00:31:59Nice, man. Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:01Absolutely we are.
00:32:02It's done. Enough wasting my time. By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody
00:32:09here is aware of how under-ranked you are.
00:32:17This is a press conference, not a dumpster. What are you doing here? You're an amateur, buddy. You're gonna embarrass
00:32:23yourself over here.
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that. Okay. Okay. Sit back. You'll see my rank.
00:32:33Hey, get this. I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:09He's 15. Every member of Golden Hills is a total beast. Pretty much. I don't cry, though. It's okay. You
00:33:16may lose me, but all of you are better than him. You know, it's sad, Mia. The best you ever
00:33:24did.
00:33:24The best you got is dead last. You know what, Tyler? Shut up. August is not gonna be dead last.
00:33:28Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy. He's ranked 15th. He's a nobody.
00:33:36Wow. That's something coming from the Gardner. Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the
00:33:42U.S.?
00:33:43Gardner? The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:33:46What the hell? Yeah, she sure did. I think you should be disqualified. All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent. Everyone deserves a shot. The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:01That's cute. August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:34:05Yeah, she did. Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:16Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:26Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm gonna knock you off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid. You're not gonna want to miss this.
00:34:47This is my rating.
00:35:07Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:09Banished without a trace.
00:35:12Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers.
00:35:19Right come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:33The all-time number one.
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback, I'm gonna return all your trophies to you.
00:35:47Take these, let's go.
00:35:49The champ!
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:55According to the Govers Association rules, only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:01That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:05No, that can't be right.
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:10I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all barred.
00:36:15And no vibes.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference.
00:36:21And bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned!
00:36:31Wait!
00:36:33There's an explanation for this.
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer.
00:36:36So he's probably not even registered.
00:36:38Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top ten player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:48Getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:51You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead, unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're gonna regret that.
00:37:10Get ready, folks. This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top ten, he's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's gotta be a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47Nowhere.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:56This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:11Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:21You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:26I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:33An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:46You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:00Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:39:02You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:10I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone. I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:27Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it. Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam trophies, and there's multiple?
00:39:46Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association.
00:39:57Not Golden Hills.
00:39:59Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:03I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:19Oh!
00:40:21Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:28Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system!
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings! He's a nobody!
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:35So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible.
00:40:46Time and time again.
00:40:49All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer!
00:41:01The legendary golfer!
00:41:03Sir!
00:41:05I need to talk to you.
00:41:07In private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look.
00:41:15I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young.
00:41:21And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:41:33I promise.
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:45I understand. I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:12go into the final qualifier.
00:42:16Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:27We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:33I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the US Open.
00:42:38I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody.
00:42:45Enough.
00:42:47You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out of this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:43:00You can't do this.
00:43:01As for you,
00:43:04the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lap dog.
00:43:11You're fired.
00:43:12You can't fire me!
00:43:13I am the vice president!
00:43:16You can't fucking fire me you bastard!
00:43:21I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:53All right.
00:43:55You can open your eyes.
00:43:57All right.
00:44:00You can open your eyes.
00:44:03So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know.
00:44:08But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:20It's just like a drawing.
00:44:21Yep.
00:44:22It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:27Oh.
00:44:28I can't forget this.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:01Mirror, mirror on the wall.
00:45:03Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:11Wait, Daddy!
00:45:12I've got you a present.
00:45:14This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:17I made it at school.
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:27And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:33But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:36Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:40I promise, I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the
00:46:00final round.
00:46:01So, good luck.
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this!
00:46:25Whoa!
00:46:26Out there!
00:46:26Whoa!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:50You won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've got to celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:58Come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:00We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:02No!
00:47:02Disgusting!
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08Ugh.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:10Yeah, I know.
00:47:10And I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:23Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years, I've torn through the competition, but those old timers still insist that it is because
00:47:37you paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single trophy, like a
00:47:45thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:46But I'll perute myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth, that I am the greatest golfer
00:47:59in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help Mia eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:19It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street, you dare show your face here?
00:48:28Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:30This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club?
00:48:52Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:49:00Golf is in their blood.
00:49:02Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know about my father?
00:49:19Nothing.
00:49:20He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:27Mia, are you serious?
00:49:30You brought the help home?
00:49:33So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah.
00:49:36What is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:42Mia has good taste.
00:49:44I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:48His father runs a US Open.
00:49:50With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:54Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:56Our food's getting cold.
00:49:57Let's go eat.
00:50:02Here, please.
00:50:03Allow me.
00:50:12Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:14You have to try one of these.
00:50:16I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good Arbanos.
00:50:20Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:33Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:36I got a meal.
00:50:38Yeah, real mature.
00:50:42You should really try this meal.
00:50:44Or shall we especially?
00:50:56I'm sorry, man.
00:50:57I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:58Okay, that's enough.
00:51:00Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:23Ew.
00:51:24What is this?
00:51:26Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:28I bet it's all junk.
00:51:32Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:36Yes, yes.
00:51:36Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:38Mm-hmm.
00:51:41Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:48I got you this.
00:51:49This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:51It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:55That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:02But it's far too valuable.
00:52:04I can't...
00:52:04I can't accept it.
00:52:08This is incredibly rare.
00:52:11What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:13Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it, loser.
00:52:18You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:27Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:29All right, I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash and all.
00:52:43Hm.
00:52:49What a coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:58But not just one.
00:53:03Ten.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible.
00:53:09You're just a washed up loser.
00:53:11Like, how is that possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:16Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez.
00:53:18Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:20I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:25He's got 10 points.
00:53:28Wait!
00:53:30Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked to my father.
00:53:34Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire and then the little lion's
00:53:42head will pop up.
00:53:43And let's be honest.
00:53:45These are certain points.
00:53:47And now, guess what?
00:53:50My dad's on his way.
00:53:51And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:54You pissed off the president.
00:53:56You are so screwed.
00:54:00How dare you bring fakes into my house.
00:54:03So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:09Well, I believe Bobby.
00:54:10I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:13Well, why talk about it?
00:54:15Let's put it to the test.
00:54:16Wait, no. You can't destroy those.
00:54:19That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:21That's a disrespect to golf itself.
00:54:27Wait, no. You can't destroy those.
00:54:30That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:31It'd be an insult to golf itself.
00:54:33Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:34Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:39I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:56Ew.
00:54:58You lying con artist.
00:55:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:02Get on your knees.
00:55:03Admit these are fake.
00:55:04Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:10Dad!
00:55:11This is who I was telling you about.
00:55:13This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow!
00:55:18You idiot!
00:55:19What do you think you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:24We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:33These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:43These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile?
00:55:49Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51Ow!
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:57He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again, and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his
00:56:10lesson.
00:56:10What?
00:56:11Let's go.
00:56:11Your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow!
00:56:13Ow!
00:56:13Ow!
00:56:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to.
00:56:22It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:26Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:32That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry you had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:54Hm.
00:56:58Is that your wife?
00:57:08Yes.
00:57:09She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:14I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:20I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just want to be by your side.
00:57:35No.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:52Hey, baby.
00:57:54No!
00:57:55No!
00:57:56Bobby, watch out!
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:14Bobby!
00:58:17I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:58:22Those are cute.
00:58:25Those are my daughters!
00:58:28See that?
00:58:29It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:35It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:41Fuck!
00:58:42Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:45Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:48Okay?
00:58:50Not yet.
00:58:52I think it's frozen.
00:58:54Gotta get to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move!
00:59:10Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch.
00:59:15Down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:31That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:37That's so good.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:48Daddy!
00:59:50Hey!
00:59:51Oh!
00:59:52I'm sorry.
00:59:53Hey, Doc.
00:59:55What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:05Six weeks?
01:00:07What about the US Open?
01:00:09You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:18What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the US Open.
01:00:25I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you gonna do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary Lion of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:46Welcome to the US Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:01The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:06It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What?
01:01:18What?
01:01:19Wait, Bobby!
01:01:21Bobby!
01:01:21Bobby, our groundskeeper!
01:01:22This legendary Lion!
01:01:24He's a Grand Slam champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:31Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:34But his right hand.
01:01:35Is it really going to be okay?
01:02:00Is it really going to be okay?
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:02:10you up.
01:02:11That's fucking gross.
01:02:12Enough. This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While Lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them, once and for all, who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:11Incredible! The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision!
01:03:18They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:27Man, oh man.
01:03:29This AI, it's incredible. It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been, he can't beat us. He's done for.
01:03:43Can he do it?
01:03:53This is your grandson here? He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:57Don't push yourself. You can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it.
01:04:03I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:04:11All right, well, you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:33All right, well, you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44There you go. Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:51Oh, thank God. We made it to the finals.
01:04:53I'm still way behind. To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:00Game's just begun.
01:05:01And then, I'll take care of the world.
01:05:19We're good.
01:05:19We're good.
01:05:21Yeah, we'll be too bold.
01:05:25Oh, thank you for inviting us to be here.
01:05:27How can we get here?
01:05:27What's going on there?
01:05:27What's going on there?
01:05:27What's going on there?
01:05:29Yeah, we'll be right back.
01:05:31Hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it, please?
01:05:36The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:41Where does it hurt?
01:05:45Right here.
01:06:01The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:02I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:04Tonight.
01:06:06You're mine.
01:06:28I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for daddy.
01:06:40Now you're going to win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:01Four hours.
01:07:03I need to finish before noon.
01:07:21What's going on?
01:07:22Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:28It's...
01:07:32Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:36What are they trying to do?
01:07:39That's the game plan.
01:07:41The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:44He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:52We're completely dug in.
01:07:54What are we going to do?
01:07:58Just give it up, old man.
01:08:00According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:05The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:07There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:10They must be playing dirty.
01:08:15You planted microchips in your arm?
01:08:18So what if we did?
01:08:19All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:31You want a hint?
01:08:32The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:38You lose.
01:08:39AI's never wrong.
01:08:41You're so screwed.
01:08:45Dude, just accept it.
01:08:47You're a washed up retiree.
01:08:49You can't be cold hard facts.
01:08:51Don't you understand that?
01:08:52It's in the bag for God's sakes.
01:08:57Leave it to me.
01:09:17How the hell?
01:09:19No.
01:09:20That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:23It's impossible.
01:09:30See, he landed back in the bunker.
01:09:33He still needs two strokes.
01:09:36That fossil doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:09:40Yeah.
01:09:42Bobby has one stroke to lay at the ball in the hole, just to tie with Kane.
01:09:45Shit, Mia.
01:09:47We're done for.
01:09:48Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:52The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him, it's your biggest mistake.
01:09:55Making it in the hole from the bunker, nobody can do that.
01:09:59Oh, God.
01:10:01Wait.
01:10:02On the green?
01:10:03Something's moving.
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:09That's my ball.
01:10:12Did he just?
01:10:14Ooh, so close.
01:10:17But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:20It's okay, guys.
01:10:22Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:26Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:34When?
01:10:35In your dreams.
01:10:37Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:39And guess what?
01:10:40It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:50What's this?
01:10:52I can't believe my eyes!
01:10:54The ball's still moving!
01:10:56Look alive, boys.
01:10:58I'm still in play.
01:11:05It sucks!
01:11:08A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:12It's impossible.
01:11:13Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:26Oh, my God, let's go!
01:11:34I knew you could do it.
01:11:38Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:41How did you?
01:11:42Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:44It's got to be a bug or something, right?
01:11:46I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:50It's not a bug.
01:11:52He took the path that AI considered to be impossible,
01:11:55and he did it in one stroke.
01:11:58He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:02A free lesson for you.
01:12:04All the cold, hard data in the world
01:12:06can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:11It's going to be a long time before you beat me.
01:12:14So all your little microchips won't win.
01:12:19Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:12:22Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:24You know what this means.
01:12:26A sudden death rap.
01:12:27Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:32Let's go, boys.
01:12:39What's wrong?
01:12:43The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:45Don't worry.
01:12:46I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:13:13You've held out long enough, old man.
01:13:15It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:13:16I'll put him in his place soon enough, man.
01:13:23Damn it.
01:13:24Painkiller's worn off.
01:13:36Nice.
01:13:37Let's go.
01:13:38Next is hole 10.
01:13:40535 yards at par 4.
01:13:42Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:51Just give up.
01:13:52The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:13:55Not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:57You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:11What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:13The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:15Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:14:18Disappear?
01:14:18There's not a cloud in sight.
01:14:20You really are crazy.
01:14:22My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:35You're so rude.
01:14:38Even the great lion can't come back from this.
01:14:41Chin up, old man.
01:14:43You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:14:45For good.
01:14:46Daddy!
01:14:47A lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:49I know you can do it.
01:14:51You got this.
01:14:55Soon.
01:14:57Soon?
01:14:58Soon what?
01:14:59Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:00I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:15:02Because it's gonna take an act of God for you to win this.
01:15:05Anything less than that trophy is mine.
01:15:08A miracle?
01:15:09Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:15:23The sun.
01:15:24It actually disappeared.
01:15:37Fine.
01:15:38At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:48Yes!
01:15:50Nice shot, bud.
01:15:51Bummer.
01:15:52Nerd.
01:15:53Yes.
01:15:54Kane slipped up.
01:15:56Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:15:59Then he's tied with Kane.
01:16:01It's for another round.
01:16:02Got this, Daddy.
01:16:04God.
01:16:06At his time, it's gonna be the total eclipse.
01:16:08How's he gonna swing in total darkness?
01:16:10This is beyond Lion's top records.
01:16:12Even at his peak.
01:16:13Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:16:15You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:16:18Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:16:20He's looking rough.
01:16:21We believe in you, Bobby.
01:16:23You got this.
01:16:29Wait.
01:16:30Bobby's not aiming for the sage.
01:16:32He's aiming for the flag.
01:16:33He's swinging for the whip.
01:16:35I'll tell you what.
01:16:36I'll sweeten it.
01:16:38You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:16:42And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:48August.
01:16:49August doesn't want your club.
01:16:50Your reputation is trash.
01:16:55And you...
01:16:57I'll go beyond.
01:16:59I'll beat the old me.
01:17:00After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:17:06Now watch this drive.
01:17:07I don't know.
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:05How did he do this?
01:18:14Oh my god, Vio.
01:18:17No!
01:18:19I lost.
01:18:20Look, he crushed me.
01:18:23How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest.
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand.
01:18:38He's back, folks.
01:18:40The Goofs, the Lion, Bobby Woods.
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods.
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:05For August Golf Club.
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping.
01:19:22No, the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it.
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:47And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:56You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:17This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on, punch you motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago, I said I was going to retire, but I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please, stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:01Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now, and I can afford to bring you to any art school you
01:21:07want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:28Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:41And I'm going to be a big boy.
01:21:42I'm not going to be a good boy.
01:21:57I'm a little baby.
01:21:57I'm a big boy.
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