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Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:07It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:43Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:20Big Rock
00:01:27Part 12
00:01:27Ballreible
00:01:27Ballreel
00:01:27Ballreel
00:01:35Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:29Honey!
00:02:47Immortal Master! Immortal Master! Something's wrong!
00:02:51Immortal Master! Tang Zanzang and his disciples are almost at Mountain of Lion and Camel!
00:02:58You must not go there!
00:03:10Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days and he barely says a word. Could it be he's still pining
00:03:16for the Queen of Ji Liang?
00:03:19Second Brother! Watch your mouth!
00:03:23Holy Monkbound for the West! Please stop right here! Don't take another step forward!
00:03:29Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know! There's a band of demons up ahead! They've eaten hundreds of thousands! You mustn't go any farther!
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master! I'm here!
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there? Demons are causing trouble ahead. We must ask what's going on
00:03:54so I can set my mind at ease.
00:03:56Let me go! Maybe I can beg for some alms too!
00:04:01Baji! Look at you! You'll scare them off! Let Wukong go instead!
00:04:06Him! He's uglier than I am!
00:04:09Baji finally volunteered!
00:04:13Let him change into something handsome then!
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine, go and come back quick!
00:04:26Alright!
00:04:32Sir, please wait!
00:04:36You are?
00:04:37Sir, we're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire, headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras. I heard you
00:04:45say there are demons ahead. What's really going on?
00:04:50Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel. They stretch for 800 lye. West of there lies a human
00:04:57kingdom, called Lion-Camel Kingdom. The rains came in season, and the people lived in peace. It was once a
00:05:05land of harmony.
00:05:09But 500 years ago, three demons came from the West. They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel and ate an
00:05:16entire city's people.
00:05:17So that's it? Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rake one to death myself. My brother can club one dead. We'll leave the last for Sha Wu Jing,
00:05:25and he'll finish it in one swing.
00:05:27If it were only three, why would I stop you? After they ate the people, they didn't leave. They took
00:05:32the land and founded a kingdom, gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens.
00:05:38Keeping humans as livestock, and even setting up a full court. They made tigers their generals and wolves their captains.
00:05:47As for their lesser demons, 5,000 are on the southern ridge, 5,000 on the northern ridge, 10,000
00:05:54at the eastern pass, and 10,000 at the western pass.
00:05:58Another 4,000 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch, and 10,000 more guard the gates. There are countless
00:06:06fire tenders, and countless woodcutters too. All told, that's 47,000 or 48,000.
00:06:13And those are the ones with names, with badges at their waists, stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many? 40,000? That's it? That doesn't even count the unregistered ones. Add those in, and you're talking one
00:06:30or two hundred thousand.
00:06:31They eat people every day, boiling them, skewing them, brewing blood into wine. For 500 years now, they've devoured the
00:06:39people of continent of Xinyu.
00:06:41Good heavens! I'd better get back, fast. And report to M-Master.
00:06:55Master, we can't go on. This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel. It's a realm of demons. 40 to
00:07:0150,000 are waiting to eat people.
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot! What are you scared of? I've fought 100,000 heavenly soldiers. What's 40 or 50,000 demons to
00:07:13mean?
00:07:13Big brother, you're so capable. But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve. If you ask me, we should split
00:07:19the luggage now and run for our lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons, and you believe their exaggerations? Even if there really are that many, I'd swing
00:07:29my staff all night and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap. Besides that funeral rod of yours, what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me. I, old son, can carve a path through the eastern sea, even a mountain of iron and
00:07:44silver. I can smash straight through.
00:07:46Then if you can, go do it.
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false. What you see is the truth. Baji is scared out of his wits.
00:07:54Go take a look. See for yourself. And whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:58Yes, master.
00:08:15Master, stay inside the circle. Don't come out. I'll be right back.
00:08:29Third great king. It's time to eat.
00:08:33Third great king, word has come from the kingdom of Xiliang. Centipede Taoist was killed by Tang Sanxang and his
00:08:39disciples.
00:08:41Tang San Zang has passed, Xiu Yang!
00:08:44500 years! At last Tang San Zang's flesh!
00:09:05Big brother! Second brother! Come on, let's drink to Tang San Zang's arrival!
00:09:09Let's have a toast! Cheers!
00:09:16Big brother, why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother, we're about to eat Tang San Zang's flesh. Cheer up!
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly.
00:09:26That Tang San Zang may be immortal now, but his eldest disciple is no ordinary figure.
00:09:32That monkey, born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky, a stone monkey made flesh.
00:09:36He learned magic from ancient powers.
00:09:39100,000 soldiers couldn't stop him. He's not someone we can handle easily.
00:09:45What's 100,000 heavenly soldiers? Big brother, you forgot!
00:09:49When the heavenly court came to wipe us out, 100,000 heavenly soldiers!
00:09:53You swallowed them all in one bite! Some stinking monkey! What is he really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him. Who knows? How many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff?
00:10:04So in the end, you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you?
00:10:07Then we just take down Sun Wukong, and that's that.
00:10:11Third brother, you have a plan?
00:10:14Of course I do! Guards! Bring it up!
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the sacred Buddhist monastery. Just something I grabbed from the treasury.
00:10:36They call it the Yin Yang energy vase.
00:10:40You dared steal from the sacred Buddhist monastery? Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff? Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52Alright, third brother, how does this phase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:55Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and 24 auras. It holds a world of its own.
00:11:00If someone gets trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:04The moment they speak, raging fire burns them. If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them, three fire dragons will come and devour them.
00:11:15Over and over, without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase, while outside it's only a short while.
00:11:22No matter how powerful, once inside, they'll eventually drain their power, and melt into pus.
00:11:27It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zang will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here, we've spotted Tang San Zang.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zang and here he comes.
00:11:50Big brother, Sun Wukong is gone. Perfect timing.
00:11:53But Tang San Zang is guarded by two disciples.
00:11:56I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded guy is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's
00:12:02side.
00:12:02So what? I'd still fight him. Big brother. We'll each take one.
00:12:06Second brother, use that long trunk of yours and snatch Tang San Zang away.
00:12:10Fine!
00:12:28Well, well. Now this is interesting.
00:12:31Demons!
00:12:31Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid. I'll hold them off.
00:12:54I'll hold them off!
00:12:55I'll be afraid. I'm gonna let them come.
00:12:56I'm gonna go and make a place.
00:12:57What?
00:12:57I'll be afraid to take one more of your battles.
00:12:58What?
00:12:58Yeah, I'll be afraid of as a queen as a queen.
00:13:00There he goes.
00:13:04Here he goes.
00:13:05I'm gonna go, one.
00:13:08He'll be afraid of their enemy.
00:13:09He'll be afraid of as a big Earth.
00:13:10He'll be afraid of his brothers.
00:13:10That damn monkey, he had to leave now of all times. Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it! I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zhang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell. Break!
00:14:18Master!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:35Second brother! Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished. If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive.
00:14:51Move!
00:14:52Third King's orders! Scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:57Fight Tang San Zhang up! And hot pot him!
00:15:03Great King's orders! Step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:09Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass. If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report at once.
00:15:15Yes!
00:15:19The King sent me to patrol the mountain.
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world.
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout! Got it!
00:15:41Who are you? Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2? Which cave are you from?
00:15:47You tell me first. Who are you?
00:15:49I... I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout. See it! My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out! Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Wind Scout. Your boss.
00:16:09Hmm. Chief Wind Scout. How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before.
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave. The boss said I did a great job. So he promoted
00:16:21me for training. Don't believe me? Look.
00:16:25You really are the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:31Hello, sir.
00:16:32We're co-workers. No need to be formal. I heard our three bosses have some serious backing. Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me. He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave.
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery and 500 Arhat come out to greet them.
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace and the Eleven Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects.
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends. The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them.
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers. The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects.
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too.
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing. So does your boss know his grandpa? The Great Sage equal to Heaven.
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to Heaven.
00:17:26Who's that?
00:17:29Sun! Sun Wukong!
00:17:32Freeze!
00:17:42Let old Sun take a look inside your lair.
00:17:50Junior Wind Scout is back.
00:18:12Blood Vermicelli Soup. It's my favorite.
00:18:17Number one.
00:18:19Blood Vermicelli Soup. It's my favorite.
00:18:22this move the king gave orders fetch water and wash tang san zhang clean what did you just say
00:18:28wash tang san zhang you didn't know the king just captured tang san zhang what where is tang san zhang
00:18:35in the main hall they're about to eat him
00:18:58reporting to the three kings tang san zhang has been washed and brought in big brother let's dig in
00:19:12my two brothers catching tang san zhang was too easy this time but we didn't see that monkey don't
00:19:18worry brother that lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared amitabha
00:19:25tang san zhang you're not reaching the sacred buddhist monastery today chanting amitabha won't
00:19:31save you the one in danger today isn't this humble monk it's you what did you say you set yourselves
00:19:38up as kings in the western heavens you crush the buddha's way you eat people gods and men alike
00:19:43despise you heaven's law won't allow it heaven will punish you and so will the buddha
00:19:50heaven's law the buddha
00:19:53bullshit tang san zhang call the jade emperor down here see if i so much as flinch
00:20:00tang san zhang open your eyes mountain of lion and camel has 100 000 demon troops what is there to
00:20:06fear
00:20:06under heaven 100 000 demon troops all this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these
00:20:13hills you reap what you sow my eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls
00:20:22enough talk get him into my belly let that monkey search all he wants
00:20:28men slice tang san zhang into 10 000 pieces we'll cook them in hot pot yes
00:20:43cook them in hot pot yes
00:20:55what
00:21:02let's see who dares lay a hand on my master
00:21:11master your disciple is late wukong watch out for these demons seize him
00:21:23master i'll fight our way out
00:21:27whoever captures that monkey will be made chief wind scout and rewarded with a piece of tang san zhang's
00:21:33flesh so he too may live forever
00:21:36master your disciple is late wukong watch out for these demons
00:21:58hack him to pieces
00:22:24whoo
00:22:26Master!
00:22:27Welcome!
00:22:43Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:56Bunch of scum!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head!
00:23:18I don't care who you are, I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:27Brothers, together!
00:23:39I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:44Hi!
00:23:49Right now, I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro, you've got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you've finished Sun Wukong!
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone, we can finally feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:09He...
00:24:11He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange!
00:24:24This is weird!
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:27Don't panic, boss!
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones!
00:24:31He's messing with you!
00:24:32My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects!
00:24:37Next time you see your master, I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:45I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:50I'm in too!
00:25:05Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:21Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:32Tang San Zhang is still in our hands!
00:25:34He can't get far!
00:25:37Those demons are something else!
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone!
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements!
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine!
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours!
00:25:50The rations are mine!
00:25:52You can have master's spare socks!
00:25:56Second brother!
00:25:57Master's fate is still unknown!
00:25:59And you're splitting up the luggage?
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:02You know they're vicious!
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't!
00:26:05I'm afraid master won't make it!
00:26:07I'm going back to Gal Village!
00:26:09You-
00:26:16Eldest brother!
00:26:17You're finally back!
00:26:18Master was taken by demons!
00:26:19I know!
00:26:20If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch master!
00:26:27And you let him get taken!
00:26:29I'll beat you!
00:26:30Hey Monkey King!
00:26:31There were too many of them!
00:26:32What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother!
00:26:35Saving master comes first!
00:26:37You think I don't know their many?
00:26:39I've already fought them!
00:26:40I was outnumbered!
00:26:41I couldn't save master!
00:26:42You two come with me!
00:26:43Now!
00:26:43We're going to their lair to save master!
00:26:46Alright!
00:26:53Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender!
00:26:56Monster!
00:26:57Your grandpa pig is here!
00:26:59Monster!
00:26:59Let my master go!
00:27:03Kill them!
00:27:04Monkey!
00:27:05You lost to me?
00:27:06And you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before!
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one!
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground!
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers!
00:27:16What a pity!
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before!
00:27:19Shut it long-nosed elephant!
00:27:21Or else I'll knock your teeth out with my rake!
00:27:24You wouldn't dare!
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them!
00:27:58Take my staff!
00:28:03Take my rake!
00:28:41Take this my staff!
00:28:57I'll burn!
00:29:01I'll burn!
00:29:02Time to kill them!
00:29:02We're not gave them!
00:29:03I'll knock your kids away!
00:29:05Oh my god!
00:29:06You have to!
00:29:06A bit of damage on them!
00:29:06You can just kill them!
00:29:06Don't kill them!
00:29:06Just kill them!
00:29:12Come for you!
00:29:12Stop!
00:29:13I'll do the best!
00:29:13You can't kill them!
00:29:19Oh
00:29:49Senior brother
00:30:10Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:17Yeah
00:30:18Yeah
00:30:19Yeah
00:30:49I nearly got eaten.
00:30:50I wasn't alive.
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down.
00:31:32That monster's here to eat you.
00:31:33Why aren't you running?
00:31:34Why go meet him?
00:31:35One bite and you're in his belly.
00:31:36Today you're still a monk.
00:31:37Tomorrow you'll be a pile of dung.
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite.
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off.
00:31:45Wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples.
00:31:52Xia Wujing, by Longma, run for your lives.
00:32:30Third brother.
00:32:41Big brother, what's wrong?
00:32:44That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel.
00:32:47He's hard to digest.
00:32:49My stomach's so bloated it hurts.
00:32:52It's okay, big brother.
00:32:53Let's get back to the cave, quick.
00:32:55Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water,
00:32:57then take a few baskets of Hawthorne to aid digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:04All right.
00:33:11This is that old demon's stomach.
00:33:13Good.
00:33:14Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it.
00:33:25Brother, have a seat.
00:33:26Quick, bring in the brine-soaked fruit.
00:33:36Ryan, trying to drown old Sun, are you?
00:33:39Transform.
00:33:43You flood me out.
00:33:45I'll just take a little boat.
00:33:50How is it, brother?
00:33:52His belly's bloated with water.
00:33:54Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:56My boy, you filled your belly with hot water
00:33:59so your grandpa's son can take a bath.
00:34:01Nice and warm.
00:34:02Real comfortable.
00:34:04What?
00:34:04That monkey's still alive in my belly.
00:34:07If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit.
00:34:10Good.
00:34:12Good.
00:34:13Good.
00:34:13Good.
00:34:17My boy, your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful.
00:34:21It's nowhere near as good as my Mount Huago,
00:34:23mountain of flowers and fruit.
00:34:27You little monkey tapeworm,
00:34:29the fruit I eat all ends up in your belly.
00:34:32Good, grandson.
00:34:33Toss me some more bananas.
00:34:35Your grandpa loves bananas.
00:34:39Sun Wukong, get your ass out here.
00:34:41Not coming out.
00:34:43Autumn's turned cold,
00:34:44and I'm still in thin clothes,
00:34:45but it's warm in this belly.
00:34:47And there's no wind.
00:34:48I'll come out after I've wintered here.
00:34:50Big brother,
00:34:51that monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut.
00:34:58If he wants to winter there,
00:34:59I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell.
00:35:02I won't eat all winter.
00:35:03I'll starve this stable boy to death.
00:35:06Good grandson,
00:35:07you don't know the half of it.
00:35:08I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures,
00:35:10and I'm carrying a big iron pot with me.
00:35:13If you won't feed me,
00:35:14I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here
00:35:16and boil them up in one pot,
00:35:17make myself a nice awful soup,
00:35:19and stay full till Qingming Festival.
00:35:22Uh, brother,
00:35:23that crazy monkey would actually do this.
00:35:26Don't panic, brother.
00:35:27There's no room for a stove in your belly.
00:35:29He can't even get a fire going.
00:35:32Who says I can't set up a stove?
00:35:34That forked bone's the perfect spot.
00:35:36Oh, no.
00:35:36If he really sets up a stove and lights it,
00:35:38the thick smoke will choke you up
00:35:40and you'll suffocate, brother.
00:35:42Bleh!
00:35:43Then what do we do?
00:35:45Relax.
00:35:46Leave it to old son.
00:35:47I'll jab the golden cudgel right into your belly button
00:35:50and poke a hole through it.
00:35:51It'll be a vent for fresh air
00:35:52and as a chimney, too.
00:35:54Ha, ha, ha.
00:35:54You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:57That's it.
00:35:58I'm done.
00:35:58Someone, bring me the poison.
00:36:00That bottle.
00:36:01Our hot bodhisattva.
00:36:02Even an immortal would drop from one sip.
00:36:04Mix it into the wine.
00:36:05I'll drink it all.
00:36:07Yes.
00:36:08Brother, don't hurt him
00:36:09and hurt yourself even worse.
00:36:12I'm going to the death with that monkey.
00:36:16Five hundred years ago,
00:36:18when I wrecked the heavenly court,
00:36:19I ate Liozi's elixirs
00:36:21and drank the Jade Emperor's wine,
00:36:23Queen Mother's peaches,
00:36:24Phoenix marrow,
00:36:25Dragon liver,
00:36:26what haven't I tasted?
00:36:28Poison?
00:36:29You think you can poison me?
00:36:46Now that's good wine.
00:36:48I haven't had wine in over five hundred years.
00:36:50Not a single drop.
00:36:59How is he, brother?
00:37:00How does it feel?
00:37:02That's strange.
00:37:04Normally, after one whole jar,
00:37:06even if I'm not wasted,
00:37:07I'd be flushed and stumbling.
00:37:08But today it feels like
00:37:09I didn't drink at all.
00:37:11Unless that damn monkey drank at all.
00:37:16Good wine.
00:37:16Damn good wine.
00:37:18Perfect, brother.
00:37:19That monkey drank all the poisoned wine.
00:37:22He's as good as dead.
00:37:39My stomach.
00:37:55Oh, big brother.
00:37:57Oh, big brother.
00:38:03My boy, well,
00:38:05are you begging yet?
00:38:08Son Wukong,
00:38:09if you've got the guts,
00:38:10kill me.
00:38:11Fine.
00:38:12Then I'll beat you
00:38:13right in the gallbladder.
00:38:20Mercy, mercy.
00:38:21Great sage equal to heaven.
00:38:23Please spare him.
00:38:24I'm begging for my big brother.
00:38:26My boy, don't waste words.
00:38:28Just call him Grandpa's son.
00:38:30Grandpa, it's our fault.
00:38:32Your grandson's.
00:38:33We swallowed you by mistake.
00:38:35Great sage, have mercy.
00:38:37Pity us like ants clinging to life.
00:38:39Spare my big brother's life.
00:38:41The three of us will release your master
00:38:43and see you through the mountains.
00:38:46You dragged my master here to suffer
00:38:48and scared him half to death.
00:38:50My master is delicate.
00:38:52He can't take this abuse.
00:38:53You'll pay for this.
00:38:54Great sage,
00:38:55I don't have any gold or jewels on me.
00:38:58No amber, agate, or other treasures.
00:39:00How can I pay you?
00:39:01Pay you how?
00:39:02I want the three of you brothers
00:39:04to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin.
00:39:06Let my master ride in it.
00:39:08Carry it yourselves.
00:39:09Get my master across the 800-lie mountain
00:39:11of lion and camel.
00:39:13What?
00:39:14I haven't taken this kind of humiliation
00:39:16in 800 years.
00:39:17Third brother,
00:39:18saving our eldest comes first.
00:39:21As you say, great sage,
00:39:23the three of us agree.
00:39:25Just come out and quickly.
00:39:27Fine.
00:39:28Open your mouth wide.
00:39:30I'll fly out myself.
00:39:32Hey, big brother.
00:39:33When he comes out,
00:39:33bite down hard.
00:39:34Crush that monkey.
00:39:35Swallow him whole.
00:39:36Then he can't torment you anymore.
00:39:41Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:44I'll hold the golden cudgel.
00:39:46Go on, bite it.
00:39:56Big brother, bite it now.
00:40:01My fangs!
00:40:04What a slippery demon.
00:40:06You dare fool your grandpa's son?
00:40:08I spared your life
00:40:09and you tried to bite me to death.
00:40:10I'm not coming out today.
00:40:11I'm not coming out.
00:40:12You went back in again.
00:40:15Third brother.
00:40:16What kind of rotten idea was that?
00:40:18We didn't even bite the monkey
00:40:19and I chipped my teeth instead.
00:40:21Son Wukong,
00:40:23I've heard your name for a long time.
00:40:25It's thunder in the ears.
00:40:26They say you made a show
00:40:28outside the southern heavenly gate
00:40:30and showed off at the Palace of Grand Mysteries.
00:40:32Now you're on the road to the western heavens,
00:40:35slaying demons.
00:40:36So you're just some upstart monkey.
00:40:38If you've got the guts,
00:40:40come out and fight fair.
00:40:41If you'd said that 500 years ago,
00:40:43I might have taken the bait.
00:40:44But now,
00:40:45nothing you say matters.
00:40:46Let my master go.
00:40:50Fine, fine.
00:40:51I'll release him right now.
00:41:11Master!
00:41:14Bachi.
00:41:44I'm inside this lion's belly.
00:41:46Once we're past Mountain of Lion and Camel,
00:41:48we'll get out of here.
00:41:50Toss that steely.
00:41:51Great Sage, son.
00:41:52And you're outside the Lion-Camel kingdom.
00:41:55Please come out.
00:41:56We won't ever dare to go after your master again.
00:41:59Yes, yes.
00:41:59Little White Dragon,
00:42:01take master and go on ahead.
00:42:03Yes, senior brother.
00:42:12Great Sage, son.
00:42:13Your master is long gone now.
00:42:14Fine.
00:42:16Open your mouth.
00:42:27Baji Sha, junior brother.
00:42:29Let's go.
00:42:30You think you can just leave?
00:42:32True Dharma form.
00:42:40Monkey King.
00:42:41They broke their promise.
00:42:43I saw it coming.
00:42:45Since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:47Stop them!
00:42:54Baji, junior brother Sha.
00:42:56The three of us fight our way out together.
00:42:59All right.
00:43:14Come and die!
00:43:26Kill them!
00:43:29Kill them!
00:43:36Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:52Senior brother!
00:43:55And you too!
00:43:57Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:58Go on!
00:44:09Save your brother!
00:44:11Save your brother!
00:44:16Baji!
00:44:17Sha!
00:44:17Junior brother!
00:44:18Sun Wukong!
00:44:20Surrender now!
00:44:21Your master and your junior brother have both been captured.
00:44:25Master!
00:44:25Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:33Crash him to death!
00:44:44Monkey King!
00:44:46Senior brother!
00:44:47Monkey King got stomped into a pancake!
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore!
00:45:10Let me go!
00:45:12Master!
00:45:13Master!
00:45:22I'll wipe you out!
00:45:23You little punk, taste this!
00:45:25This!
00:45:38Big brother!
00:46:08Son Wukong, you're as good as dead!
00:46:15All hail the third king!
00:46:18Back to the cave!
00:46:19Let's feast and celebrate!
00:46:20We'll feast on Tang Sanxang's flesh!
00:46:24Yes!
00:46:44Third brother, that vase can really hold Sun Wukong?
00:46:49Don't worry, big brother!
00:46:50In no time at all, Sun Wukong will melt into pus!
00:47:04What treasure is this?
00:47:05How did it trap me in here?
00:47:07I'll smash you to pieces!
00:47:16That's some serious force!
00:47:18Don't waste your breath!
00:47:20You can't break this vase!
00:47:22Can't break it?
00:47:23Then I'll burst it open!
00:47:24Grow!
00:47:27Growing won't help!
00:47:29Shrink!
00:47:40How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless!
00:47:44Get ready for torture in the vase!
00:47:46Let the flames cleanse you!
00:47:48Oh no!
00:47:56This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Sun Wukong!
00:48:01Oh really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes!
00:48:12What a meeting!
00:48:14Hmm, my boy!
00:48:15That vase of yours isn't all that!
00:48:17Yeah?
00:48:17Take a closer look!
00:48:25Samadhi true fire!
00:48:29Out of tricks now, huh?
00:48:30In no time at all, you'll be reduced to ash and smoke!
00:48:34Master!
00:48:42Senior brother!
00:48:47Wukong!
00:48:50Master!
00:48:55I, son Wukong, have roamed the three realms!
00:48:58I stormed heaven, broke into the underworld, and entered the dragon palace!
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic!
00:49:05And today, I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase!
00:49:09Master, Baji, and Xia Wuching will be eaten by that demon as well!
00:49:13Our pilgrimage for the scriptures will end right here!
00:49:17I failed Buddha Tathagata, and I failed Guan Yin!
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched!
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:25Wukong!
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs!
00:49:29In dire straits, they can save your life!
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin!
00:49:36The life-saving hair she gave you!
00:49:49Change!
00:49:51No skill, don't take the job!
00:49:52I'll drill through your vase!
00:50:05Lucky!
00:50:05Lucky!
00:50:06Now we can get out!
00:50:15Third brother, that monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry!
00:50:24Relax, big brother!
00:50:25It's been ages!
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone!
00:50:29Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here!
00:50:31Let me see!
00:50:33Gods, carry it before the great king!
00:50:52Third king, something's wrong!
00:50:54The vase is lighter!
00:50:57Nonsense!
00:50:58This is a sacred Buddhist treasure!
00:51:00It contains yin-yang dual energy!
00:51:02How could it be lighter?
00:51:05Third king, look!
00:51:07It really is lighter!
00:51:20How can this be?
00:51:24This vase is empty!
00:51:27Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:29Who did this?
00:51:34Who did this?
00:51:45It's Sun Wukong!
00:51:46He got out!
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off!
00:51:51Kill that fly!
00:51:53Kill it!
00:51:56Now, spread the order!
00:51:58Shut the gates!
00:51:59Shut them!
00:51:59Don't let that monkey get away!
00:52:02Sun Wukong is out!
00:52:03Run!
00:52:04We have to save our master!
00:52:22My lords, aren't you here to eat Tong San Zong's flesh?
00:52:25Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year.
00:52:29My meat rinks!
00:52:30If you're eating someone, eat my master first!
00:52:35Your master is the main course.
00:52:37You're the appetizer.
00:52:38The king said so.
00:52:39Wash Jubaji clean first.
00:52:41Scald him, shave him, skin him, salt him, and serve him with wine.
00:52:46This old pig has such a miserable fate.
00:52:49Grab your weapons and come with me!
00:52:51Trouble at the king's cave!
00:52:54All right, move out, brothers!
00:52:57Let me go!
00:52:59Help!
00:53:00Someone help!
00:53:05What a coward!
00:53:07And he used to be Marshal Tian Peng, yet he's that scared of dying.
00:53:11I'll teach him a lesson.
00:53:1324!
00:53:21Zhuvuneng!
00:53:24Zhuvuneng!
00:53:25Who?
00:53:26Who's calling me?
00:53:27Wuneng is my name.
00:53:28Guanyin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name.
00:53:31After I joined Master, they all call me Bhajie.
00:53:33Out here in the middle of nowhere, how would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Whoever called my Dharma name, show yourself!
00:53:45It was me!
00:53:48Who are you, hiding in the shadows?
00:53:52Show yourself!
00:53:56I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau, here to claim lives.
00:54:00By order of King Yama, I've come to take your soul.
00:54:04Grandpa Soul Reaper, please head back first.
00:54:07Put in a good word with King Yama.
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son, Wukong.
00:54:12Ask him to cut me some slack.
00:54:14Let me live one more day.
00:54:16Come take me tomorrow.
00:54:17Nonsense!
00:54:18If King Yama says you die at the third watch, who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:25Come with me now, or I'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck!
00:54:31Please, sir, have mercy.
00:54:32One look at me and you know I'm done for.
00:54:35I'm going to die, no question.
00:54:37I just want one more day.
00:54:39That demon took my master and Sha Wu Jing.
00:54:41All of them.
00:54:42Let me see them one last time.
00:54:44Then I'll go with you to the Netherworld Bureau.
00:54:46At least I'll have honored our bond.
00:54:48Then I can die with no regrets.
00:54:52Fine.
00:54:53I've got thirty names on my warrant.
00:54:55They're all nearby.
00:54:56Let me round them up, then I'll take you.
00:55:00That buys you this one day.
00:55:01But running errands is hard work.
00:55:03Got any silver on you?
00:55:05Hand some over.
00:55:07Call it travel money.
00:55:13Money?
00:55:15I'm Jubaji, a monk.
00:55:17The four elements are empty.
00:55:18What money could I have?
00:55:19If you don't have any silver, then stop yapping.
00:55:24Let me slip the rope on you and come with me.
00:55:27Please don't take me.
00:55:28Don't arrest me.
00:55:29I know what that is.
00:55:30That's a rope of fate.
00:55:32Once it's around your neck, it hooks your soul away.
00:55:34I have money.
00:55:35I'll pay you.
00:55:36Where is it?
00:55:37Hand it over.
00:55:38Quit stalling.
00:55:39Or I'll take you straight to Underworld.
00:55:43What a pity.
00:55:44What a pity.
00:55:45Ever since I became a monk, some devout families would feed the monks and seeing what an appetite
00:55:49I had, they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns.
00:55:53So I saved it bit by bit, until I scraped together five kyen of silver.
00:55:57A few days ago, I went to the women's kingdom and begged the silversmith to melt it into one
00:56:03piece.
00:56:03That silversmith had no conscience.
00:56:05He even skimmed a few fen off me.
00:56:07In the end, I had one horse hoof silver worth four kyen and six fen.
00:56:12Take it, then.
00:56:14This idiot's so broke, he can't even afford pants.
00:56:17Yet he can hide silver.
00:56:20Where did you hide it?
00:56:22Talk, now!
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear.
00:56:25My hands are tied.
00:56:26I can't get it.
00:56:28Reach in and feel for it yourself.
00:56:44You idiot.
00:56:45It really is four chen and six fen.
00:56:51Damn that bimauan!
00:56:53So it was you!
00:56:55It's him, monkey!
00:56:56Look at the state I'm in!
00:56:58And you still mess with me, even scamming me out of my silver.
00:57:01Have you got no conscience?
00:57:05You idiot!
00:57:06I escorted Master West for the scriptures.
00:57:08You have no idea what we've been through.
00:57:11We hacked through thorns and fought off demons.
00:57:13Well, you!
00:57:14You hide off to the side and slack off, and you even stash away private money!
00:57:18So what if I saved up?
00:57:20I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit.
00:57:22I was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit.
00:57:25And you scared me for no reason.
00:57:27Then you stole my silver.
00:57:28Give it back.
00:57:29Now!
00:57:30Not a single coin.
00:57:31This silver is your punishment for hoarding money.
00:57:33It's mine now.
00:57:36Fine.
00:57:36Fine.
00:57:37Take it all as my ransom.
00:57:38But you still have to get me out of here.
00:57:40Or I paid you for nothing.
00:57:44Easy.
00:57:45Since I took your silver, I'll get you out.
00:58:02Monkey King.
00:58:03While those imps aren't looking, let's make a run for it.
00:58:06Don't rush in.
00:58:06Those three demons are too strong.
00:58:08We can't beat them.
00:58:10And you call yourself Marshal Tianping Reborn?
00:58:13What a spyless coward.
00:58:15Not today.
00:58:15I'm not running.
00:58:16We're getting Master and Sha Wu Jing out.
00:58:19You're really going head on?
00:58:21Move.
00:58:22Split up.
00:58:33I'm Wukong.
00:58:42Sha Wu Jing reverted to his true form, dipping raw slices in minced human flesh.
00:59:09You're at the shop.
00:59:13Senior brother.
00:59:14I knew you weren't dead.
00:59:16I knew you weren't dead.
00:59:20Boss, we finally get to eat dragon.
00:59:26What are you talking about?
00:59:28The king said we can't eat this dragon.
00:59:30We're keeping it to trade with Western Sea Dragon Palace.
00:59:36What are you staring at?
00:59:38You really think someone's coming to save you?
00:59:44Boss.
00:59:46Where's that black smoke coming from?
00:59:56Tsubashi!
00:59:57Tsubashi!
01:00:15Second brother.
01:00:16By Longma!
01:00:18Come on, let's meet up with senior brother.
01:00:20We have to save master.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:25Report!
01:00:26Your Majesties, Tang San Zang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave.
01:00:31We don't have enough men.
01:00:32We can't hold them off.
01:00:34What?
01:00:36They all broke free.
01:00:38Oh no.
01:00:38What do we do now?
01:00:39Sun Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother.
01:00:42We're badly weakened.
01:00:43Now the only one who can stop Sun Wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again.
01:00:48The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore.
01:00:50Don't panic.
01:00:51Tang San Zang is still in our hands.
01:00:54Bring Tang San Zang.
01:00:59Third brother, Tang San Zang won't help.
01:01:01We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel, but even the grunts can't hold it.
01:01:06If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold, I've still got the Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:11You mean...
01:01:12Big brother, second brother, in Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons.
01:01:17We take Tang San Zang and fall back to Lion and Camel City, we'll swarm him to death.
01:01:21No matter how capable Sun Wukong is, he can't take on a million demon soldiers.
01:01:25Exactly.
01:01:26Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:31Tell the whole army, fall back to Lion and Camel City.
01:01:36Demons, let my master go!
01:01:40Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:44Eldest brother, they left a message.
01:01:46Sun Wukong, if you want to save his master, come to Lion and Camel City if you dare!
01:01:53Lion and Camel City?
01:01:55Star Wars
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