00:00Looney's, Mr. Baseball.
00:01Ha ha, can you blame her?
00:04There's action going down at ringside.
00:07Let's go down.
00:07One-man-gang!
00:15One-man-gang, the big 747, will get tested to the fullest, yes.
00:21Oh yeah.
00:21Elevore Cooper Dink, from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing 393 pounds, Bam! Bam! Big Oval!
00:36Right down the road, not too far from here, Asbury Park, New Jersey, the home of this big guy.
00:41You know what I call these two, the ugly twins.
00:44Well, I certainly hope that they did some reinforcing on the ring.
00:53Look at the determined look on the kisser of Bam! Bam! Big Oval!
00:59Well, you know, when these two guys get in there, Gorilla, there's going to be more than 800 pounds in
01:03that ring at one time.
01:10Slinkster, down there as well.
01:15I guess Slinkster's not too happy about being read, or so.
01:19He's not happy about what?
01:20He's got the natural.
01:22Oh, definitely not.
01:25But the fortunate thing for Slinkster is, he's got double indemnity here.
01:30Well, get a couple of shots at it.
01:33Bell's gone, it's underway.
01:35And the big guy, the gang, not wasting any time.
01:38Well, Bam! Bam! made a mistake.
01:40He was doing his warm-ups in the corner to Bell Rang, and the big gang caught him with an
01:44elbow right on the ropes.
01:45And has taken advantage here quick in this match.
01:51It doesn't take too much when you've got that kind of poundage in there.
01:55Gorilla, how would you like to be that little referee having to try to contain these two guys?
02:00Well, that's where you use the count, Jess.
02:01You don't try to physically step between these guys, or you can squash like a grape.
02:07Bam Bam hasn't shown me very much offense here.
02:10Tell me, Gorilla, what was your biggest weight you wrestled at?
02:13440.
02:14440.
02:15440.
02:16What the heck did you eat when you weighed 440?
02:19Just about everything.
02:20I know, you were on a seafood diet, right?
02:22You ate everything you saw.
02:25Oh, Bam Bam coming back, there's a cartwheel.
02:28And a splash.
02:29Well, he didn't get up in the air for that one.
02:31You're not going to hold down a gang like that.
02:34Off the rope, stuck underneath the clothesline.
02:36Look out.
02:37My crossbody, he bowled him over with that one, but not enough to hold him down.
02:43I'll tell you, these are like two Big Mac trucks colliding head-eye.
02:47The irresistible force beating the immovable object.
02:51One of these guys will continue on in their quest here.
02:55I'll say one thing, too.
02:57I don't think Vanna White has to worry about getting chased around by these two.
03:02Oh, neither one.
03:02She's having a good time eluding Mr. Baseball, too, I'm sure.
03:07Nailed him right behind the ear with that shot.
03:09It seemed to really hurt the gang.
03:13Shot after shot, there's the headbutt.
03:15You know, this match could end up who's got the most endurance.
03:18Because the way these two guys are going in five minutes,
03:21neither one of them is going to have anything left.
03:24I'm afraid I have to agree with you, Jess.
03:27Although, when I was at my heaviest, that 440, I could go an hour out there, Jess.
03:32Well, I'll tell you.
03:33You know, I'll tell you something.
03:35The pressure is on the Slickster right now.
03:37Because his one man, the natural Butch Reed, is gone.
03:40He's going to be one unhappy manager if he loses the one-man gang.
03:44Headbutt right between the eyes.
03:45And both his people go down in the first round.
03:47Slickster, indeed, would be a desperate individual here.
03:50Oh, beautiful headbutt.
03:51Bam Bam seems to be in control of this one.
03:55Coming off the ropes, look out.
03:57Oh, look at that.
03:58Did you see that?
04:00The Slickster pulled the top rope down, Jess.
04:02I didn't do nothing.
04:03Oh, did you hear that?
04:03He said he didn't do nothing.
04:05What a desperate move that was.
04:07No, Slick said he didn't do nothing.
04:08If the referee saw that, that's a disqualification.
04:14Referee obviously didn't say,
04:15I don't know what you're talking about, gorilla.
04:17Jess, I saw it.
04:19Are you watching, Jess?
04:21Are you paying attention?
04:22I'm paying attention.
04:24I don't know how you can see
04:25with those cloudy bifocals of yours.
04:27Those are your box seats down there, right?
04:28Donald Trump, it happened right in front of him.
04:30He saw it.
04:32What happened?
04:32Countout?
04:33What is this?
04:34Disqualification?
04:35We got a bell.
04:37Perhaps a countout.
04:41Let's find out.
04:42Let's go to our announcer.
04:43Ladies and gentlemen, here is the decision.
04:44The referee awards this bout
04:46as a result of a countout
04:48to the one-man gang.
04:52We got a one-man gang victory here.
04:58Boys, Bam Bam just thrown.
05:00Right now, let's go to Mean Gene with the Huck.
05:02Oh
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