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00:00If I'd love to participate in WrestleMania 4, there it is, the trophy you guys just talked about a minute
00:05ago.
00:05Look at the size of it.
00:06Oh, man. I tell you, I couldn't wait to get here. Unbelievable.
00:10Well, you're more than welcome, I'm sure.
00:12And we're off and running.
00:13Bell's gone. We're underway here.
00:16Whole lot at stake.
00:18What a dangerous type match, Jess.
00:20Well, I'll tell you what, Uke, you'll never see nothing like this in baseball, will you?
00:24Ah, this looks like the final day of cut-down day in spring training to me.
00:27Oh, I love it.
00:29Everybody pulling out all the stops here in this Invitational Battle Royal
00:34as the world is watching WrestleMania 4.
00:38Looking at this thing, Billy Martin's got to be in there someplace.
00:41You think so?
00:41Yeah, I've got to believe it.
00:42I would imagine he's managing outside somewhere.
00:46I'm sure you're aware, Uke, that the body is going to be behind the broadcast booth as well for baseball.
00:52Yes, I know that. I heard all about it.
00:54Somebody just got eliminated. Who was that?
00:56Over the top. Take a look here, see if we can pick it out.
01:00Oh, there it is.
01:01Sam Houston.
01:02Sam Houston, gone.
01:03Well, you know, Sam, this is...
01:05Oh, there goes Seika.
01:06This wasn't the kind of match for Sam Houston because he's kind of light and possibly very easy to put
01:11over the top rope.
01:12Well, Seika certainly isn't light, Jess, and he's a goner.
01:16300 pounds plus.
01:18These things are like street brawls.
01:19You can never predict a winner.
01:21Yeah!
01:22Oh, he snuck underneath.
01:23He did not hit the floor.
01:27Jumping Jim Brunzel.
01:29Able to get back in there as he went over the top rope, but only hit the apron.
01:32You can go back in under the bottom rope.
01:34What did we start with in this, 20?
01:3620.
01:37Well, we're down to 18.
01:38What's with Animal Steel outside the ring?
01:40He's outside.
01:41I'm not sure he ever got in there.
01:43You know, that guy might be smarter than everyone thinks.
01:46Maybe he's going to wait for everyone to eliminate each other, then he'll climb in there.
01:50Well, one of the B's again over the top rope, but not out.
01:55Boy, it's mayhem out there.
01:57Arms and legs flinging everywhere.
01:59Most dangerous match.
02:00I used to hate Banna-Royals, Jerry.
02:02Speaking of arms and legs, anybody seen Banna-White?
02:05I'm supposed to meet her here.
02:06Oh, she's definitely here, Hugh.
02:07Yeah, I'm supposed to meet her.
02:08That's my main reason for being here.
02:10That's your main reason for being here, Banna-White?
02:13Yeah, I'm supposed to meet her here someplace.
02:16Well, Hugh, do you have any idea that she's in love with me?
02:20I saw something about that in some tabloid.
02:23No, that's not her.
02:24It was, in fact, the National Examiner, Hugh.
02:27Is that where it was?
02:28Yes.
02:30She wouldn't come here unless she got a date from me.
02:33And I was very upset about that.
02:35Jack Tunney never asked me.
02:36Yeah, she's got a little better taste than that, baby.
02:38Oh, look at that, George.
02:39The animal pulled from the outside.
02:42The anvil right out of there.
02:44I think that the animal's already out of there as well.
02:48Well, you know, Hugh, if Banna has good taste,
02:51you know she's less filling there.
02:53Yeah.
02:53Please.
02:53Yeah, I'm very familiar with that.
02:55Will you two stop?
02:56Woo!
02:57Let's get back to wrestling.
02:58The big Russian, Boris Zhukov, being worked over there by the king.
03:04Look at that Nikolai.
03:06He doesn't have a clue how powerful he is.
03:09Whoa!
03:11The strange thing about a battle royal like this, there's no way to predict a winner in this thing.
03:15You know, anything and everything can happen in there.
03:18A lot of friendships happen in there, and a lot of enemies, new enemies, are made in these type of
03:22things.
03:23Oh, there goes one of the Rougeaux's, Raybone, and he took somebody with him.
03:27I think it was a killer bee.
03:29I think both the bees are gone.
03:32That's what it was.
03:43Nikolai Volkov, Boris Zhukov, Hillbilly Jim still in there.
03:48And the hitman.
03:49Yes.
03:50Uh-oh.
03:51Oh, what a backbreaker.
03:53Hey, George Steele.
03:55The outlaw's gone.
03:55I thought this thing is over.
03:56I thought it's over once you're out of the ring.
03:58Referees are having a hard time getting the animal out of there.
04:01Hey, thanks.
04:01Steele ain't even been in there yet.
04:03Well, I think he has.
04:04I think he's been put out over the top already, Jess.
04:06He was never in, Gorilla.
04:08I don't think so.
04:09He was in for the introduction.
04:10Somebody else just went.
04:13Look at Dangerous Danny.
04:15I didn't expect him to be in there at this point.
04:18Boy, Dr. Frank Joven have a picnic at this thing.
04:21Hey, Euchre.
04:22You know something?
04:23Yeah, what?
04:23With your lifetime batting average at 200, that means with every swing, you could only hit one guy out of
04:29five.
04:30The only thing, if I ever had a good year, it would have messed me all up now, you know?
04:35Oh, look at that.
04:36That was my favorite.
04:37Him is gone.
04:38That was my pick.
04:40The hitman hoisted high up on the shoulders there.
04:42He could be history as well.
04:44We're down to about, what have we got in there, 10 now?
04:46I think we've got seven or eight.
04:48Bad News still in there.
04:50JYD's still there.
04:52Young Stallions in there.
04:53Both the Young Stallions.
04:54Danny Davis to the fireman's carry.
04:56Davis is gone.
04:57Davis is gone.
05:00And look at the king.
05:01He's just about out there.
05:04I believe that was one of the Young Stallions.
05:05I think that was Jim Powers who was just eliminated.
05:08Now we're getting down to the nitty-gritty.
05:10We certainly are.
05:11Patera flailing away at the king.
05:15Nikolai comes over and stops him immediately.
05:17Whoa.
05:18From behind, Boris Zhukov did a number there.
05:22At least the guys who went out early got their per diem money.
05:24Wow.
05:25You know what I mean?
05:26Absolutely.
05:27I know what you're doing.
05:27It's the only way to go.
05:28Please.
05:29I'm going to have trouble, I can tell, here at WrestleMania 4.
05:33Sitting between the uke and the body.
05:37You know what's unique out there?
05:38Both Russians are still in there.
05:40Certainly are.
05:41This might be their style of match, you know.
05:46J.Y.D. doing a number right now on the king.
05:50Go!
05:50And there goes Nikolai.
05:53The big 300-pounder over the top at the hands of Patera.
05:56Oh, USA is in.
05:58Yes, sir.
05:59And Sukov and looking at him from the outside.
06:02Yes.
06:03Yeah, there went USA, Euchre.
06:05Pull Patera with him.
06:07We're down to four.
06:09Oh, make it.
06:10Well, we're down to five now.
06:11We're down to five.
06:13We got the king, Harley Race, Bad News Brown, the J.Y.D.
06:17Paul Roma.
06:18Paul Roma.
06:19Oh, there goes the king.
06:21The king is out of there.
06:23Wow.
06:24You talk about a crown for a king.
06:26What a blast he took.
06:29We're indeed getting down to the fine-tuning of this now.
06:32As it's down to four.
06:33And there goes Paul Roma.
06:35And now it's J.Y.D. against Bad News and the Hitman.
06:39Oh, look at this.
06:40Double team action.
06:41Look out.
06:42Yes.
06:42Oh, he crossed by the Hitman.
06:47Sort of double-crossed there, Jess.
06:49Well, I don't think it was really a double-cross.
06:51J.Y.D. was just quick enough to get out of the way.
06:53And Bad News hit the Hitman.
06:56And the J.Y.D.'s on a roll.
06:59Literally.
07:00J.Y.D. has got them on their feet here in Atlantic City.
07:06I'm sure if these two guys collect themselves, they could really have a good time at this guy's expense.
07:14J.Y.D. look out.
07:16J.Y.D. look out.
07:17Now they're getting it to him.
07:18Double team effort.
07:20Well, this is what happens when it gets down to two or three people.
07:23You'll see friendships develop and enemies begin.
07:26Obviously, Bad News and the Hitman have formed a bond here to get rid of J.Y.D.
07:35J.Y.D. a tough customer, but two against one, Jess, in a battle royale where anything goes, highly unlikely.
07:42Well, it looks like they're setting up some type of plan.
07:44What's happening here now?
07:45Well, they're working things out between the two of them, how they're going to get rid of the J.Y
07:49.D.
07:49Setting up some strategy, you know.
07:52You know, that's kind of like talking to the third base coach before you lay down the bunt, you know.
07:57You're familiar with that.
07:58But then again, in your case, you've got to make contact with the ball.
08:01And most of my third base conversations came from the dugout.
08:04J.Y.D. trying to find a corner to back into here.
08:08He doesn't want one of them to get behind him, but it's hard to stop that.
08:11Oh, he nailed it with a big roundhouse right.
08:13Well, he's holding his own right now, but Bad News got him from behind.
08:18Bad News with a big roundhouse.
08:21Knocked him right into the middle of the next round.
08:23Oh, my goodness.
08:25Hitman, and the dog is down.
08:29That's where Bad News does his dirtiest work, too, when he gets an opponent down.
08:33The guy's vicious.
08:34You know, this match might be made for him.
08:36He comes from Harlem.
08:38Absolutely.
08:38You know, this might be a typical Saturday night in Harlem.
08:41Look at the dog holding onto the top rope.
08:43They tried to fling him out of there, but he wouldn't let him.
08:47Trying again, and the dog holding onto that top rope.
08:49Oh, there he goes.
08:51I think maybe these guys have decided to split the purse money, guys.
08:55Yeah, but how are they going to split the trophy?
08:57Well, you keep it at your place for a year, and I'll keep it at mine for you.
09:02Maybe that's what they got in mind.
09:04I'm sure that a bond has been made here.
09:07They're obviously going to have to tell the referee, or one of them is going to have to step up.
09:10Oh, my God!
09:11A double cross by Bad News!
09:13That's the last time I'm listening to you guys.
09:15I thought these guys were really friends.
09:17Well, you know, when money's involved, there ain't no friends, you.
09:20You would know about that, wouldn't you, big boy?
09:22Definitely.
09:23Boy, did he do a ball harbor job onto Hitman.
09:26Oh, my.
09:27Bad News double-crossed him, you.
09:29That just shows you you can't trust anybody in a battle royal.
09:34Oh, man.
09:35Hitman in deep trouble here as he goes.
09:37Oh!
09:38Oh!
09:40That's like running into center field.
09:41Oh, I want to tell you, concrete, concrete, gorilla.
09:47This Bad News is, he's brutal, Jess.
09:49Well, I'll tell you, he's got the Hitman on a roll right now.
09:52He needs to get rid of it.
09:52There he goes.
09:53Wow!
09:54There's your winner.
09:55Locked him off.
09:59The winner of the Battle Royal, Bad News Roll!
10:06Bad News victorious here at the expense of the Hitman, who it seemed that he had formed a pack with,
10:12Jess.
10:12Well, it seemed that way, but like I said, you know, all's fair in love and war.
10:18Look at the size of the trophy.
10:21And more important than the trophy, what this is going to do for Bad News, it's going to jump him
10:26in the World Wrestling Federation standings.
10:28Put him right in line for possible title shot down the road.
10:31Absolutely.
10:32Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
10:34What is it?
10:34What's going on?
10:35Oh!
10:35Oh, the Hitman came out of nowhere!
10:39Don't ever double-cross the Hitman!
10:42Look at it, is he bent out of shape?
10:44He's got the trophy.
10:44Whoa!
10:44I don't believe it!
10:45Oh, he's smashing it!
10:47He's smashing the trophy!
10:50Hitman smashing that seven-foot trophy!
10:53Oh, look at that, he's destroying it!
10:59He'd like to destroy Bad News as well!
11:01Well, Bad News more or less double-crossed him, and there's Bad News' trophy out on the floor.
11:07Woo!
11:11That's why I never wanted to be an MVP, just for reasons like that.
11:15That makes sense to me.
11:16Everybody gets jealous.
11:18Duke, I'll tell you, I don't believe you were ever even in the running for an MVP.
11:22Everybody gets jealous.
11:23That's just why I never wanted to win it.
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