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00:00Because Rick Rude is an excellent wrestler, well-versed in the art of wrestling, as well as a little skulldoggery,
00:08too.
00:09Right you are.
00:11Andre, right to the chokehold of Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
00:15Duggan is a big guy, but he looks so small up against Andre, doesn't he?
00:19Oh, he does indeed.
00:20Duggan is about 6'4", 6'5", weighing close to that 300-pound mark.
00:26He's about 280 pounds.
00:28And yet, look at him against Andre the Giant.
00:31Big headbutt right to the corner, and now Ravishing Rick Rude comes in.
00:35Here comes the double team.
00:38Rude with right hands to the side of the head and a snapmare to bring him down.
00:43And immediately, they go right after the Hacksaw.
00:46And they are really unloading on him here.
00:48But no!
00:50Duggan moved out of the way, and I think that time Rude was fortunate that he landed on his feet.
00:56Watch out now!
00:57Now, Jake the Snake with combinations, as Duggan had made the tag on the opposite side, sending Rude to the
01:03fire-ups.
01:04And a foot right to the midsection.
01:06Andre coming in!
01:08And look at Jake the Snake, Alfred.
01:11Yes, he's doing exceptionally well, Jake the Snake.
01:13And now he's got Andre tied between the top and the middle ropes.
01:17And he's going after Rude.
01:19Now he can take care of Rude, knowing full while that the Giant is not going to be able to
01:24do anything at all.
01:24A battering ram move here!
01:28And Rude head first to the Giant.
01:31And certainly both men having their way.
01:33Moments ago, we saw Rude wanting to hide behind the Giant.
01:38Once again, the battering ram.
01:40There's no hiding behind the Giant right here.
01:43That man can go nowhere.
01:44And the Giant calling for Heenan to help him out of his trouble there, where he's captured in those ropes,
01:51which Heenan does.
01:52But Heenan, at the same time, showing a lot of caution.
01:55He didn't want to get too close to the ring.
01:57Andre comes out with a big headbutt, and that ends that.
02:01Roberts goes down, and a forearm applied nicely by Ravishing Rick Rude helps matters out.
02:08And now Rude, right to the big knee of Andre the Giant.
02:12Has a tag been made?
02:14I don't believe so.
02:15Rude's still in, and a foot right to the midsection.
02:18He was over there close enough to make a tag, but Andre will remain on the outside.
02:23While Rude will stay in the ring all the time, he's on top.
02:25And now that he's back on top, he's trying to wreak as much vengeance as possible against Jake the Snake
02:32Roberts.
02:33And he's really applying that headhold as hard as he can.
02:36Now he makes the tag.
02:38And in comes Andre, just nonchalantly stopping over that top rope.
02:43Andre to the back, and now to the side of the neck, right to the trapezius.
02:47Pulling now down on Jake the Snake Roberts, pushing.
02:51And Roberts, certainly, there's nothing you can do with a Giant.
02:54He's hovering over you like this.
02:57Absolutely not.
02:58And the Giant uses all that weight to devastating effect.
03:04And how difficult to hurt a man his size, his weight.
03:09Look at those huge hands grasping out there for Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
03:14And at the same time, I believe the Giant is using a little illegal method there with the strap of
03:21his leotard.
03:22Using that strap maybe to wrap around the throat of Jake the Snake.
03:26Meanwhile, making the tag.
03:28And then ravishing Rick Rude backhand.
03:31But the fans are behind.
03:32Hacksaw and Jake the Snake, as you can hear them.
03:35Hacksaw leading the cheers in that left corner.
03:38But Jake the Snake is in trouble.
03:40He is in a lot of trouble.
03:41He needs to make a tag out as quickly as possible to Hacksaw Jim Duggan, who on the outside now
03:47is completely fresh.
03:49He's trying his hardest to wheel his man back into his corner to make that tag.
03:55And Rude, on his part, is being successful by allowing, or not allowing, I should say, Jake the Snake to
04:05make that tag.
04:09Snake, as the referee is checking in, may be close to being out right here.
04:13He goes face first, or at least down on the side of the mat.
04:16The referee's got to check here.
04:17Because that is nicely applied by ravishing Rick Rude.
04:20The arm is down in one, two.
04:23This is his last chance here.
04:25And the arm stays up.
04:27That close, Alvin.
04:28Oh, so close.
04:30Obviously weakened, but didn't take it down.
04:33A lot of courage and determination on the part of Jake Roberts.
04:38And now if he can pull himself together, he really isn't too far from his own corner.
04:43And Rude is not doing a good job in cutting that ring in half.
04:46And there is a chance of him escaping, which he does.
04:51He kicked out, but Rude continues to assault this man.
04:56And Roberts, prone on the mat, ravishing Rick Rude, stumbled.
05:01And he stumbled because Duggan pulled those ropes extremely hard indeed.
05:07And he tried to make that high-risk move.
05:10And in comes the Giant, and the referee is admonishing him.
05:14So, Hacksaw Jim Duggan pulling that rope.
05:18And that certainly gets things more on an even keel.
05:22But, well, Andre, one of the benefits of having Andre as your partner, you don't have to reach as far
05:29to get attacked.
05:30No, you don't.
05:31He reaches that massive, long body, seven-foot-four or seven-foot-five inches across the ropes.
05:39And he's almost halfway there.
05:41That's right.
05:41But he missed that time.
05:42And now here's a remarkably good chance for the Snake to make that tag.
05:47He does.
05:48Hacksaw Jim Duggan gets the tag.
05:51Andre still in that corner, hurting from that miss to the turnbuckles.
05:54And Hacksaw, look at him, pound away on Andre.
05:58Meanwhile, the Giant trying to fight back.
06:00Look at this in the corner.
06:02Both men going at it.
06:03Andre still in that corner.
06:05Duggan with a lot of energy.
06:07They're wailing away at the Giant.
06:09Now shoulder blocking him to the midsection.
06:11And he's trying to lift one of those huge legs.
06:13But that was a mistake on the part of Duggan.
06:16The Giant suffering a little there.
06:18Showing a lot of signs of wear.
06:20And he's had to tag in Roode, who's not fully recovered yet from that slip on the top rope and
06:26turnbuckle.
06:27Four-eye shots now.
06:28The fist to the head.
06:29And Hacksaw Jim Duggan in trouble.
06:32Right here you can say, Alfred, that Roode and the Giant certainly have been on the offense most of the
06:38match.
06:38Because, well, Snake needed to tag.
06:41He got one.
06:42But it hasn't been much better for Hacksaw with the exception of those combination blows right there.
06:47But Roode goes right back to the eyes.
06:48Yes, he did.
06:49And a little hot dog in there by Roode.
06:51Showing how confident they are now.
06:53They've turned the tide completely against the team of Duggan and Jake the Snake.
06:59Roberts.
07:00And, in fact, look at this.
07:01A very, very, very close four there.
07:05Which would have ended this match.
07:07But Duggan just able to get his right leg onto the ropes.
07:11And that head of Andre the Giant, such a weapon.
07:14The tag, was it made?
07:15No.
07:16Andre told Roode how close Hacksaw was to making a tag himself.
07:20He did, indeed.
07:21And he just about saved the day there.
07:23A little more hot dogging on the part of Roode.
07:25And that is not going to get the job done.
07:27You've got to pin your man.
07:28You've got to put him away while you've got the chance.
07:32Big right hand for the man in a Glen Falls, New York.
07:35And Roode staggering.
07:39Can't Hacksaw put together something here.
07:41Yes, those knees are buckling.
07:42Look at them.
07:43They're very, very weak now.
07:44And that's always a sign if you look at the legs.
07:48And if you see them weaken, then you know the rest of the body is extremely weak, too.
07:53And look at Roode.
07:55He doesn't know which corner to go to.
07:57He's completely stunned.
07:58He's absolutely confused there.
08:01He was in the wrong line.
08:03He met the fist of Jake the Snake.
08:06And Jake wants back in.
08:07He does indeed.
08:09And Duggan did see him waving to him, but he's not quite sure where he is.
08:14Both men in the ring at the moment positively stunned and cannot really get themselves together mentally.
08:21What a big shot by Andre.
08:24It put Hacksaw right down to the mat.
08:26Roode is back up.
08:28Duggan close to getting there.
08:29He dives and he makes the tag.
08:32And now Jake the Snake back in.
08:35Left-handed blows.
08:35And now a right cross to the chin.
08:39Another one.
08:39Down goes Rick Roode.
08:41And didn't he floor him just then?
08:43What a tremendous right-handed blow that was by Jake the Snake Roberts, who is completely fresh now.
08:49He's in there.
08:50And his main concern now would be to stop the Giant getting in.
08:54And he did just that.
08:55Great timing on the sense of Jake the Snake knowing the Giant was there.
09:00Got the knee lift.
09:01The Giant from behind.
09:02And that was right at the moment of the DDT, Alfred.
09:05It was indeed.
09:06He'd managed to get him into that position for a DDT.
09:09And now all four men are in the ring.
09:11Until just then when Duggan rolled out through the bottom ropes after a tremendous headbutt by Andre the Giant.
09:17And that leaves Roode completely in command of Jake the Snake.
09:22But look at this.
09:22The two-by-four to the midsection of Ravishing Rick Roode.
09:27Snake will cover him.
09:30And get the...
09:31Talking to the fans now.
09:32Now paying attention.
09:33And a right hand to the head.
09:36DiBiase brought into the ring by the hitman pulling on that top rope.
09:39And Bret Hart after DiBiase again.
09:42A headbutt.
09:43And ties him up on the far ropes.
09:47Nowhere to go.
09:48I'm really surprised here, Tony.
09:51DiBiase because you have to pay attention all the time.
09:54This is the number one lesson in wrestling.
09:57Never turn your back.
09:58Never let your adversary out of the eye.
10:01Always keep him.
10:01Not even in the very front of it.
10:03At least in the corner.
10:04In your peripheral view.
10:05But he allowed himself to be completely out of touch with his opponent then.
10:11And although he's on top now, it is only by good fortune.
10:15Maybe a little bit overzealous that time as DiBiase had moved out of the way.
10:19And hitman really got caught on the ropes.
10:21So Bret Hart finds himself now down on the floor at the feet of Virgil.
10:25So DiBiase is encouraging the referee to count him out.
10:29He would just assume this match would be over with and forgotten with as far as he's concerned.
10:34Because hitman Bret Hart certainly has been well prepared.
10:37Well, I do believe that what DiBiase was doing was trying to take the referee's attention away from the hitman
10:44outside the ring.
10:45And if he'd have been able to divert the attention of the referee, I think Virgil would have, you know,
10:51maybe a little crafty kick or two here and there.
10:54Sure, that's a good observation.
10:56However, that did not happen.
10:58The referee's attention is right with Bret Hart, who certainly is having some problems after hitting the ropes.
11:04And it's an unfortunate thing that that happened because certainly Bret Hart had been well prepared.
11:09But now DiBiase, a little bit of an intimidation.
11:14It looks as if Hart has been hurt more than we suspected at first because he was awfully slow getting
11:20back into the ring.
11:20And he has been out on the floor for quite some time.
11:23I would have thought plenty of time enough to recuperate, recover and regroup himself.
11:28But he's coming back into the ring and he's looking extremely, not exactly feeble, but he's looking very much the
11:36worst for work.
11:37It certainly is, DiBiase working out in the jam-packed Hector County Coliseum.
11:44And Virgil smiling down at ringside as Bret Hart slowly is up and is knocked right back down once again.
11:52Certainly got to give it to the Million Dollar Man.
11:53He knows when the moment is late and knows how to keep the pressure on.
11:57And that's exactly what he's doing right here.
12:01Pulling out of here, Bret Hart into the corner again.
12:04He'll shoot it now to the other side.
12:06Oh, and he nailed it with a clothesline.
12:07What a devastating clothesline that was indeed.
12:10If he has one foot, the Million Dollar Man, it has shown once or twice it is a certain amount
12:16of conceit.
12:18He calls it pride in himself.
12:21But I think it's a conceit that leads to nonchalance and it leads also to lapses of concentration.
12:29And once you lead into that, you can really lose some important points against the match of this caliber against
12:36such a great master as Bret Hart.
12:39You know, you're right about the laps of concentration and that certainly is a dangerous position to be in.
12:44But certainly everything he has done, at least within the last couple of minutes, has been perfectly executed.
12:49The clothesline, the elbow, now look at that fist right on the head of the hitman.
12:53God, incredible accuracy, unerring accuracy showed there by DiBiase.
13:00And when he gets into this situation, he really is relentless.
13:04He will not let you go.
13:06Vertical suplex from DiBiase.
13:08And now the cover, not hooking the leg, but covering the man nonetheless.
13:12And the hitman kicked out of it.
13:14And DiBiase feeling the count was maybe a little too slow from the referee.
13:20So now his attention is to the referee, possibly enabling Bret Hart to maybe get a breath or two here.
13:25But no, DiBiase back on top of him very quickly now.
13:29And we've got to look at the face of Bret Hart then.
13:32And he certainly did seem to be in a desperate situation.
13:36You see the way he had strength in those legs to push both himself and DiBiase up.
13:41Now that's tremendous power.
13:43Good point.
13:44So that is one indication that he does have reserves of energy and strength in that body.
13:49And great leg strength, like you said.
13:52Okay, combination right and left hands.
13:54These two men are really going at it.
14:02Hitman Hart trying to get away from Ted DiBiase.
14:07And a perfectly executed belly to back suplex.
14:10And now the Million Dollar Man with the cover.
14:13It is a two count only.
14:15And Bret Hart kicks out once again.
14:18That was a great suplex there, of course, by Ted DiBiase.
14:22But sometimes that type of suplex can knock a great deal out of the fellow who executes it against his
14:29opponent.
14:30Because he comes back himself.
14:32And that time, I noticed very, very closely.
14:36And I watched how DiBiase went down.
14:38He protected himself very, very well.
15:01Picking up now, Bret Hart, and across the knee, here's a count again.
15:06And once again, Bret Hart gets out of it.
15:10And he's taken a tremendous amount of pain, certainly, as Bret Hart.
15:15And a tremendous amount of offense from Ted DiBiase.
15:18But he continues to hang in there.
15:21Other side.
15:21All the offensive moves.
15:23Oh, look at that.
15:26How resourceful by Bret Hart.
15:28Almost pulled off a surprise victory there.
15:30It shows that he's thinking he may have been taking a lot of points where he's had.
15:34It's absolutely clear.
15:35And that's Warren Clayton there.
15:37And DiBiase must be wondering, what do I do to get this man and be able to stop him completely?
15:43DiBiase, of course, in WrestleMania 5, going against the valve of Brutus Beefcake.
15:47And what a match that's going to be.
15:49Absolutely, Alfred.
15:50Down onto the floor.
15:52Bret Hart.
15:53And certainly after those two roll-ups, the first thing that DiBiase wanted to do was get him out of
15:58the ring.
15:59So that couldn't happen maybe a third time.
16:02And now down with him, head first, right to the apron of the ring.
16:06Hitman in a lot of trouble here as DiBiase continues his assault.
16:10Rolls him back in before the count of ten.
16:13But DiBiase, well, now he's finally back in.
16:16This is a really important match for both these men.
16:18A victory for either of them needs to say that they're going to be on the very top rung of
16:23that ladder.
16:24So much depends on the outcome of this particular belt.
16:27Of course, we know just how devastating DiBiase is.
16:31He has almost a perfect record.
16:33He's probably right now the most, as you could say, free-running wrestler at the top of the pile there.
16:40But Bret Hart is right up there with him.
16:43And consequently, whoever wins this match is going to go on to many, many great things.
16:48Well, we talked about WrestleMania 5, and fans, don't forget, not only talking about DiBiase
16:54against Brutal Survivor Beefcake, but also the Hart Foundation, Jim Miannell Neidhart
16:59and Bret Hitman Hart against Rayden Hammer Valentine and the Honking Tops Man.
17:03Of course, the mouth of the South will be at the ring side.
17:06Speaking of the Hitman, he's back up again, Alfred, the man that just won't stay down.
17:10And now with a test of strength against DiBiase, grabbing the locks.
17:15DiBiase pulling the man down.
17:17The referee's attention was with Virgil at that time.
17:20Well, I'll tell you something here, Tony.
17:22DiBiase has tried everything in his power to put those shoulders down for a count of three.
17:27He's thrown him out the ring.
17:29He's thrown him back in again.
17:30He's pulled him down by the hair.
17:32He's used atomic drops on him.
17:34He's used everything in his arsenal to put this man down.
17:38This pesky man here who weighs 240 pounds, Bret the Hitman Hart, and he hasn't been able to win.
17:43In the meantime, the storm is being weathered by Bret Hart.
17:47And you know, sometimes when a wrestler can weather a storm like that, he can come back himself.
17:52Up on the open of the ring is Virgil.
17:54And here we have a chuckle from DiBiase on Bret Hart.
18:01And as the referee turns back around, it's nothing but your basic reverse chin lock here,
18:05holding on to Bret Hart, who is down on the mat.
18:08But what a great confrontation this has been.
18:11Both men have given it their all.
18:14You can see the perspiration there on DiBiase as well as Bret Hart.
18:17It's been a very physical match.
18:19A very quick match.
18:21Now there's a cover and a two-cap.
18:25He's out of it.
18:26But, you know, he laid on in that tank.
18:28Didn't hook a leg.
18:29And it's still got almost a three-cap.
18:31Absolutely.
18:32You know what great work by our cameraman there.
18:45Lock and nut.
18:46A double clothesline, both men.
18:48And this might be a turning point here.
18:50If Hart can get up before DiBiase,
18:53we may see the pendulum suddenly swing in the other direction.
18:56Well, you're exactly right.
18:58Both men went down.
19:00And up until that moment, it had been DiBiase.
19:04But now, Bret, the Hitman Hart, got a blow in.
19:08But he is still down.
19:10DiBiase is back up.
19:12And now Ted DiBiase outside.
19:15Boy, he is winded.
19:16But he is really fighting.
19:18He is climbing up the turnbuckle.
19:20He's going for the coup de grace up there.
19:23Look at that half.
19:24He played person.
19:25He ate it.
19:26Oh, he's so patient.
19:27He is so good.
19:28He is so clever.
19:29And so really strong right at this moment.
19:31He had enough power in both those arms and shoulders and legs
19:34to propel DiBiase three quarters of the way across the ring.
19:39He came up.
19:40And now they're just exchanging blows in the corner.
19:45DiBiase and then Hart.
19:46And DiBiase is blocked by Hart.
19:48And for a second time, another block and another right hand.
19:52He's blocking all the right hands from DiBiase.
19:54And now Bret Hart coming out with another right hand.
19:59Setting down DiBiase.
20:00And DiBiase is wondering about climbing the turnbuckle.
20:05Since that time, Bret Hart has come back.
20:07And this match is living up to everything we expected it to be.
20:11Two great, great wrestlers in the ring.
20:14Both men really shine every attribute of greatness.
20:17They're finely conditioned.
20:19They've really been in their hammer and tongue on each other.
20:22Look at them.
20:22They're still moving very, very rapidly.
20:25They must have lost pounds and pounds in perspiration.
20:28And here is a pitfall.
20:29And only just a push-up by DiBiase.
20:34Hitman picking DiBiase up.
20:37Cross the knee.
20:38Well executed again by the Hitman.
20:41And now Bret Hart, middle turnbuckle.
20:43Getting some spring.
20:44Coming out with the elbow.
20:46The cover is here.
20:48And DiBiase's out of it.
20:50Ted DiBiase in a two count.
20:52Kicks away.
20:53But Bret Hart continues his assault.
20:56And would you believe Bret Hart has picked up the tempo of this match?
21:01I mean, he was practically down and out a few moments ago.
21:04And yet it's him who's picked up the tempo, not DiBiase.
21:07But DiBiase's right there with him.
21:09And making great, great moves again.
21:11And Bret Hart suffering.
21:13He went in on that right knee.
21:15And can, DiBiase's taken advantage of this, going in for a spinning leg lap.
21:21And a very, very good one, too.
21:24Well, after hitting that turnbuckle with the knee, that's the right move.
21:28But he gets pushed over the top rope, down to the floor, by those strong legs from the Hitman, Bret
21:35Hart.
21:35And there you see him now.
21:37DiBiase down on the floor.
21:38He took quite a spill.
21:40Bret Hart is just coming to his feet.
21:42And Bret Hart over the top.
21:44Down on the floor.
21:46Can't hit him there.
21:47But what an offensive move that was to spill the man once again.
21:52And meanwhile, that count is still going on.
21:54These men have got to try and get back in the ring as quickly as possible.
21:58And right now, their attention is being devoted to each other.
22:02Tim White still counting now.
22:04Well, he is asking for the bell.
22:07And calling a double countout.
22:14Virgil, he chased away.
22:16A double countout.
22:17What a tremendous match this has been between DiBiase and both the Hitman Hart.
22:23DiBiase from behind, but Bret Hart catches him.
22:26Well, neither man has captured the levels in this particular belt.
22:30But even so, it wasn't exactly as well.
22:31Well, you know, look at his face.
22:34The next time we get a close-up.
22:35There's a close-up of the Warrior.
22:36He was hiding on the other side of the ring and was waiting for Bobby Heenan.
22:41And he cannot get away now.
22:46He is so powerful, this man.
22:48Bobby Heenan must be thinking to himself, what am I doing in Milwaukee tonight?
22:53Well, both men in the ring right now.
22:56And the Warrior smashes him into the turnbuckle.
22:59And again.
23:00One, two, three.
23:03The crowd reminding Bobby Heenan just how many times he went into the turnbuckle.
23:08It appears that Bobby Heenan's body is going to pot.
23:12And it looks like he's really losing his physique.
23:14Well, it's going into the turnbuckle right now.
23:16Yes, that's right.
23:19And Heenan's into his tights.
23:21Bobby Heenan is reaching into his tights.
23:24That son of a bitch.
23:25Wait a minute.
23:26Well, he obviously doesn't like the Warrior.
23:29Of course, what he just said there,
23:31the Warrior doesn't know that Heenan has reached into his tights for something.
23:34Well, he didn't pull out his lunch.
23:37He's got something else here.
23:38He's got something else here.
23:42I'm not quite sure what happened there, Alfred.
23:45Well, he had something, and you can see it just poking out of the bottom of his tights there.
23:50And he jabbed it into the throat of the Warrior.
23:52And the Warrior, I don't think, knows what hit him.
23:57And he's just sort of wandering around.
24:00One only hopes that it isn't lasting damage.
24:03Well, Alfred, but you go as far as to theorize it,
24:06that may have the reverse effect on the Warrior.
24:10Easily.
24:11With this fellow, you can never tell what he's going to do.
24:14Once those Warriors inside him start working,
24:16he's always talking about those inner spirits.
24:19He's capable of anything.
24:21Absolutely anything.
24:22Well, either Bobby Heenan is up to something here, or he has delivered two devastating blows.
24:27No, we can see the foreign object in his hand right there.
24:30Probably a red road spike with tape around it.
24:33And let's just hope he doesn't get him in the eye.
24:35He's got the throat four times in a row now.
24:37Let's just hope that the Warrior doesn't catch that in the eye.
24:41Well, there's a very alert fan.
24:44Good fan right there.
24:45That's a guy we love.
24:46Nobody's talking about.
24:49I think Heenan has lost the little gap, or whatever you would call it, that he had.
24:57And the Warrior is now looking not the worse for well.
25:00Well, the Warrior retaliating, sends Bobby Heenan all the way across the ring,
25:05flying up into the top rope, and an elbow to the sternum area, and down goes Bobby Heenan.
25:14It may be near, the end may be drawing near, boys.
25:18Right there, completely flipping him over, and down on the top of his lung, too.
25:24Dropped him right on his head.
25:26Heenan has taken a thrashing now at the hands of the Warrior.
25:30The Warrior displaying tremendous force.
25:32I'd give a fortune to know what is running through Heenan's head right now.
25:37Not much.
25:40That's a sleeper right there.
25:42There's no way Heenan's gonna get out of that Lord Alfred Hayes and Sean Penn,
25:45I mean Sean Mooney, there's no way he's gonna get out of this, brother.
25:52Well, he doesn't need to have that sleeper hold on.
25:55I've never seen anybody go down so quickly as that with a sleeper either.
25:58That's true.
25:59He's up, he's up, he went and he is out.
26:04That must be record time for a sleeper, I'm sure, Heenan with no defense at all.
26:09And it's pajama time, the crowd.
26:12A little worse, a little worse time, little Strauss there.
26:18Strauss, Beethoven.
26:19Hey, that suit looks like it could fit on with a giant, that thing is so big.
26:24And boy, as we know, does that ever stink?
26:27Yes, yes, as he walked by us on the way to the rink, carrying that suit, it reeked.
26:31It really did.
26:33He's so immaculate, the warrior, look, he's putting it off nicely.
26:36He's doing it very nicely.
26:38Very precisely, Lord Alfred.
26:40Yes, precise.
26:40He knows that Heenan has clean out, look.
26:43Well, one foot at a time as the crowd chants, weasel, weasel.
26:46I don't even see Heenan breathing, I hope he's all right, I hope he's still alive.
26:51He may not want to wake up to see this.
26:54Well, I just hope the warrior maybe stunts some super glue in there,
26:58maybe a few centipedes from Arizona, a Gila monster maybe, some tarantulas.
27:04You know, maybe tainted the weasel suit just a bit.
27:07You don't think itching powder would be enough, huh?
27:10You don't think itching powder would be enough?
27:12That would help, do itching powder too, yeah.
27:15Some thorns, some stickers, let's get this thing right, man.
27:18Well, the suit halfway on right now, and Bobby Heenan, still out.
27:22When he wakes up.
27:24Still in dreamland, but I think when he wakes up, it's gonna be a nightmare.
27:27I'm just praying there's a garden snake in there, a black widow spider.
27:32There's got a big super glue in there, you know, there's got a tar and feather.
27:36There's gotta be something else in there, brother.
27:38When he puts him in here and zips this thing up and wakes up Heenan,
27:42I can't wait for the action to start then, brother.
27:44I can see Heenan's eyelids fluttering a little bit, so he must be on the point of coming to.
27:49Is there buttons or what?
27:52Yes, he's twitching a little bit, Heenan.
27:55Maybe there is a tarantula inside there.
27:57Well, the warrior wants to be sure he's around when the brain
28:01wakes up to see this.
28:03There he comes.
28:05The eyes are still closed.
28:07You see, the suit has claws and everything.
28:09This is very much a replica of a weasel.
28:14Isn't he just a humiliating piece of humanity laying there?
28:18Bobby Heenan coming out of his slumber.
28:23Oh, man.
28:25Oh, look at the tail.
28:27That's a rather nice tail there.
28:28Yes, it is.
28:30If the tail starts to move, I wanna see the tail move, Lord Alfred Hayes.
28:36Well, Bobby Heenan's eyes are now open.
28:38A weasel inside a weaseler.
28:40I don't think he's quite aware of what has happened.
28:43No, I don't know about the photographer.
28:46Surprise.
28:48Two of them.
28:49Weasel, weasel.
28:51Weasel, weasel.
28:52Jason is still.
28:55Look at him, look.
28:56He's furious.
28:58Yes, he is.
28:58He can't get it off.
29:00Yes, he can.
29:00He's got one arm free.
29:02Weasel, weasel.
29:03Weasel.
29:03That's a humiliation.
29:05My word.
29:07Weasel, weasel.
29:07In front of this capacity crowd.
29:09That's a harder match, trying to get out of the suit that he had with the Warriors.
29:12He's got his legs stuck, it's out.
29:14It's out.
29:15The fur is flying here at Milwaukee County Stadium in front of this capacity crowd.
29:21There's a replay right there, Lord Alfred Hayes.
29:23Check out the claws.
29:25Look, he cannot believe it.
29:26And now he's trying to chase his tail.
29:30Lose his balance.
29:34I don't think I've ever seen anything so funny as that.
29:38That's Bobby Heenan chasing his tail.
29:41Trying to get the suit off in front of this capacity crowd.
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