00:05Gorilla for sale. Gorilla for sale. Step right up. What am I offered? Here he is. The perfect pet. Loves
00:13children. He's smart. Very, very smart. He's strong, too. Oh, very, very strong.
00:26Oh, dear. It's so discouraging. No one wants you, McGill. I can't even give your way. Let's try later, Mr.
00:34Peebles. It's time for my bananas. Every cent I make on this shop goes to buy bananas for you, McGill.
00:41I got to cut down on expenses, so from now on, you're going to eat banana mush made from wholesome
00:48powdered bananas with healthful water added. You'll never know the difference, McGill. And even if you do, that's it. From
00:55now on,
00:56banana mush. McGill, this time you've gone too far. Hey, who's that you're calling? Hello? Society for the Prevention of
01:08Cruelty to Gorilla? Hold it. Hang up, McGill. Yeah, I was only kidding. Oh, boy. They might believe him. And
01:19then I'd lose my pet store license.
01:22Say, wait a minute. There isn't any society for the Prevention of Cruelty to gorillas. Ooh, that McGill.
01:40Cheer up, Coach. Our team's going to win the big football game this afternoon. Not a chance. With Bronco Walchek
01:47in the hospital, we have no power. What about Tiger Slavic?
01:50Well, he's out, too. He cut himself doing a TV shaving commercial. One, just one powerhouse, and we could win.
01:59Hey, stop. Stop the car. Quick. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. What a hunk of power. That's my new fullback.
02:09Customer coming in, Mr. Peebles. Customer? Welcome to Peebles Pet Shop. Welcome.
02:16Oh, sorry. That's all right. What can I do for you, sir? How much is that gorilla in the window?
02:23He's yours. Just give him a good home. Come on, McGill. You found a new master. He likes bananas, sir.
02:30Meet McGill-a-Gorilla.
02:32Put it there, McGill. I'm sure we'll... Ooh! Yow! He crunched me.
02:40I'm sorry, sir. He didn't mean it, really. It's okay. That's the kind of power I need. Come on, McGill.
02:47Goodbye, Mr. Peebles. Thank you, Mr. Peebles. You saved my job. Goodbye. Goodbye.
02:54Hee-pee. No more, McGill-a. Hee-pee.
03:00Here we are for the big game between the Wabash Cannonballs and the Pencil-Tucky Lions.
03:06The teams are not on the field yet, and no doubt they're getting last-minute pep talks in the locker
03:11rooms.
03:12Come over here, McGill-a. Let's get a good look at you.
03:16Wow! You're a football coach's dream.
03:20Here come the Wabash Cannonballs out on the field.
03:24They're a tough, fast-moving team and play hard-hitting football.
03:28And here are the Pencil-Tucky Lions coming off.
03:33The Lions have had tough luck their last few games.
03:36Injuries have taken out their power runners.
03:39Hey, wait a minute. It looks like they've got a new player.
03:42And what a powerhouse he is!
03:44I'll find out his name, ladies and gentlemen.
03:47McGill-a. McGill-a-Gorilla. Thank you, thank you.
03:49Uh, Pencil-Tucky has a new fullback, folks.
03:52He's McGill-a-Gorilla. And believe me, he looks it.
03:56There's the kickoff. It's a good one.
03:59High end-over-end going over McGill-a's head.
04:02No! McGill-a grabbed it. A beautiful catch.
04:06McGill-a's off and running. He's up to the 25.
04:08The 20. There's just no stopping him.
04:12He's over for a touchdown! What a run!
04:19Oh, this boy's a great showman, too, folks.
04:22He's up on the goal post giving a gorilla yell.
04:25Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
04:28Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ah!
04:30Now, McGill-a's going to try a field goal.
04:33Uh-oh! They've broken through and smothered McGill-a!
04:36No! He gets the kick away!
04:38and the other team with it.
04:40It's unbelievable.
04:41An 80-yard field goal.
04:46It's a T formation.
04:48The quarterback's got the ball.
04:50McGill has got the quarterback.
04:51It's going to be a pass.
04:52He gets it off.
04:55It looks good.
04:56He's going into the end zone for a touchdown.
05:01I'm running out of players.
05:03I'll have to send you in again, Olszewski.
05:05And now, please, coach, don't send me back into the game.
05:09That Gorilla McGill is too much.
05:12On you, Vito, Shefsky.
05:1380,000 people are watching.
05:15I don't care.
05:16I'm scared of that gorilla.
05:18Gorilla Schmilla, he's just another guy.
05:21Guy nothing.
05:22He's a real gorilla.
05:24Look at him.
05:29A real gorilla, huh?
05:31So that's it.
05:33Okay, men.
05:34The Pencil Tucky's pulled a fast one.
05:37But we can win this yet.
05:38Every time McGill a gorilla gets the ball, do as I told you.
05:42Now, go get him, men.
05:45The Pencil Tucky Lions kick.
05:47It's a high floater.
05:49It's going to Pernowski.
05:51Pernowski's got it.
05:52McGill a gorilla got Pernowski.
05:54McGill a steals the ball.
05:56It looks like another touchdown for McGill a.
06:03No, wait.
06:04Pernowski's back in.
06:05He's holding up something.
06:07It's a banana.
06:08He's trying to swap the banana for the ball.
06:12And McGill a goes for it.
06:14And there goes Pernowski.
06:16Well, they found McGill a gorilla's weakness.
06:20It's bananas.
06:21It's bananas.
06:32Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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