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00:03We got to go to the joke to see who's been
00:06Got old, you know how those can't hit
00:08We got to cruise through the dangles, you fell on the line
00:11And if you choose to hang, rest it's on your mind
00:15Thlippin', jumpin', pumpin', thumpin'
00:17Raps and mashin', man, ain't that something?
00:20There came a team who was getting the bell
00:22And then my friends see how I felt
00:24The time I came, just saw
00:27The boys get busy
00:28Now here's one more, DMC
00:31Now if you're ready to pump, get on the mic and make the party jump
00:35Yeah, one, two, one, two, and I say I go by the name of JMJ
00:39We're here wrestling with the fire, we're kicking live, boy
00:42Yo, keep pushing that ride, boy
00:44Huh bye bye home, holy
00:45Yeah.
00:46Just when you can see this all run DMC
00:49Rustle Vader, y'all
00:52Piledrivin'
00:53makako
00:54Yeah, you wait for the ref, come down to his core.
00:57Great man, body slams.
00:59Nobody knows.
01:01You're making the chance, you're playing with that bitch, compete.
01:04Who's gonna let it be?
01:05Who's gonna let the head beat?
01:07Now who's gonna lose?
01:09Who's gonna win?
01:10Amen, my favorite one of the champions.
01:13One on one, two on two, three on two.
01:15It's all here.
01:16It's the mania.
01:17Good for you.
01:18Oh boy.
01:19Harding, son of a heart.
01:21This is the latest and greatest special in the heart.
01:24Sit back, relax, relax, and try to fight.
01:26I tell you something, it's time to say goodnight.
01:29More, more, I just like to say we're from BMC and Jam Master Jay.
01:34Believe that, boy, it's a nice special man, you're fine.
01:37We're gonna make history right here today.
01:40The Three Stooges.
01:41I hope you're ready.
01:42I hope you're ready, Warlord the Barbarian.
01:45Because food's a stooge.
01:46You can't hide forever.
01:48We're gonna take care of business.
01:49We're gonna go right in that ring.
01:51And we're gonna do what we do best.
01:52We've got all these people.
01:54We're the champions.
01:55We're on top of the mountain.
01:57And nobody, especially you, you little overstuffed rat.
02:01I'm talking about you, Food's a Stooge.
02:03You're not gonna do anything.
02:05We're gonna grab you around the neck, squeeze those eyeballs out, and kick you right out of
02:10the car.
02:10All right, the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions on their way for a title defense.
02:16Obvious to me, Jess, that Demolition made a very wise decision in letting Fuji be part
02:22of this match.
02:22He's a lot less dangerous inside the squared circle than on the outside.
02:27Let's go to Howard.
02:28That remains to be seen.
02:28That remains to be seen.
02:30Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team
02:35Championship.
02:36And it will be, under handicap rules, three against two, this contest scheduled for one fall.
02:44Currently in the ring are the challengers, at a total combined weight of 871 pounds, introducing
02:54the warlord and barbarian, the powers of pain, and their partner and manager, Mr. Fuji.
03:12Well, he doesn't look in all that bad shape, Jess.
03:15Well, Gorilla, didn't you watch him complete that 5K?
03:18Not a bad time.
03:19You believe that?
03:20I don't believe that, Jess.
03:21There are opponents that are unknown at the total combined weight of 593 pounds, the World
03:32Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Demolition!
03:40The champs acts and smash Demolition!
03:44And this is the first of our three title defenses, Gorilla.
03:48Certainly is.
03:49And still to come, the Intercontinental one up for grabs.
03:52Warrior against Ravaging Rick.
03:53And of course, the mega powers will explode.
03:56That's right.
03:56For the WWF Heavyweight Championship.
03:59You know, you gotta give Fuji credit.
04:01He ran that 5K in a tux, too.
04:05Boy, has he got you to be a believer, Jess.
04:08Boy, you saw it.
04:09He wasn't even sweating at the end.
04:10He ducked in.
04:11He got into one of those push carts here on the boards in one of those rolling chairs and
04:16had somebody push him around for two and three quarter miles.
04:20I can't believe the jealousy in you, Monzu.
04:22Jealousy of Mr. Fuji?
04:25Sorry.
04:26He's out training while you're throwing dice.
04:28Yeah.
04:32Demolition.
04:33Current holders of the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team titles.
04:36What a matchup this is.
04:38I mean, this is power versus power.
04:40Unprecedented in the history of the World Wrestling Federation.
04:43Never has the title been up for grabs or contested in this manner.
04:47Two against three.
04:50Should the powers of pain along with Fuji be successful, they will indeed be the new champion.
04:55Maybe they'll have to have another belt made for Mr. Fuji.
04:58No, I would tend to say that this is a one-time-only shot for the manager.
05:03If he can help out in any way, he's going to.
05:06You know, you're not going to see Fuji get in there and go one-on-one.
05:09Now, isn't this nice?
05:10Look at the traditional.
05:12The ceremonial salt ceremony.
05:13It's nice to still see tradition in this day and age, Gorilla.
05:17There aren't too many evil spirits he has to chase away from here, Jess.
05:20You're one.
05:21Well, maybe.
05:23Maybe.
05:23Maybe.
05:28It'll be interesting to see who matches up against who.
05:30Well, the warlord's going to start here with...
05:33Axe.
05:34Axe.
05:35The two powerhouses.
05:37Well, actually, they're all powerhouses.
05:38All four powerhouses, Gorilla.
05:40You can't tell the difference from one to the other.
05:43However, Fuji does not resemble that remark.
05:47Went downstairs into the breadbasket.
05:49I would have to...
05:49In a weak place.
05:50I would have to say, I think demolition's going to be slightly quicker.
05:59It's not often you see the warlord down, bro.
06:03Not only quicker, but maybe a little bit more determined.
06:07They've got some scores to settle here.
06:09I don't know, Gorilla.
06:10Generally, I find the challenger at times can have more determination than a champion.
06:15I think so.
06:15You know, the wolf climbing the hill is always hungrier than the one that's on top.
06:19Even after you double-cross somebody, huh?
06:22Well, that gives you all the more reason.
06:26Smashing her now, going to work.
06:30Front face lock drags the warlord over to his corner, making the tag.
06:36And Axe continues.
06:38Snap bear.
06:40Smart move.
06:41Take the big man off his feet.
06:43Definitely.
06:45So far, the powers of pain have made no tags, and I think demolition has two or three, so
06:51I'd have to say demolition the more polished at this point of the bout.
06:55No question in my mind that they have more continuity than a mongrel team, and not referring
07:01to the warlord and the barbarian, but they're a mongrel team when they put Fuji in their corner.
07:08Yeah, but watch right here now.
07:11Look at that power.
07:11Now you got triple team instead of double team.
07:14Even Fuji's effective in their gorilla.
07:17No question.
07:22Oh, nice reversal there by the barbarian.
07:26Whoa, he caught one.
07:27He ran into one by Smash.
07:29And Smash unloading now.
07:33Sends him in for the ride and right downstairs.
07:38Now they've cut the ring in half once again to their advantage.
07:40Yeah, and again, demolition dictating the matchup so far.
07:44Oh!
07:46Axe really leveled him there.
07:52Big body slam.
07:54He didn't just slam him.
07:55He tried to plant him.
07:56He tried to make him a permanent part of the ring.
08:01Woo, caught him with the elbow.
08:03Smash with a nice elbow.
08:05And look at how quick Smash was to snatch him up and get him out of that corner.
08:09He was a little bit too close to home ground there.
08:13Oh, double elbow right in the sternum area.
08:19I'm surprised at the lack of output on the part of the warlord and the barbarian here, Jess.
08:25Well, maybe they, I don't know.
08:27Are they in awe?
08:28Of Wrestlemania 5?
08:30Could be.
08:31Could be that first time Mania jitters again, Gorilla.
08:34We've talked about it.
08:35Yeah, it happens.
08:39Happened to be in Madison Square Garden, I'll tell you that.
08:41Yeah, from what I heard, it happened on more than one occasion.
08:44Oh, well.
08:46Oh!
08:47Nice reverse knife edge.
08:51And the warlord makes it back in.
08:54Double axe handle.
08:56Look at Smash unloading back and dragging him back towards his partner.
09:01And so far, I've noticed Fuji hasn't had any big desire to get in there yet.
09:05No, none whatsoever.
09:07You don't see him with that arm outstretched looking to make the tag.
09:10Oh, they're going after Fuji now.
09:12Boy, he backed out of the range in a hurry.
09:14Axe started to go after Mr. Fuji, then made the mistake.
09:18And there was the barbarian waiting for him.
09:20Yeah, you can't turn your back in there.
09:22You can't get distracted.
09:24And there's you now stepping on the throat.
09:26That's where Fuji will do his damage.
09:29That's where the advantage goes with the three right there, Gorilla.
09:33Well, but I think just the big disadvantage is that
09:37Demolition doesn't have to beat the warlord or doesn't have to beat the barbarian.
09:41It could beat Fuji.
09:42But they've got to get Fuji in the ring to beat him.
09:45Oh, he's in there now.
09:46Look at him.
09:47And look at the damage he's doing.
09:49You know, this guy's still got it.
09:51He was at one time a very, very dangerous man.
09:54Former co-holder of the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team title
09:58on a number of occasions.
09:59Bombs away.
10:00Bonsai.
10:03Hey, now give him a little do, Gorilla.
10:06I did, didn't I?
10:08You sat there saying he wasn't in shape.
10:10He couldn't wrestle.
10:11He hasn't proved to be that he's in shape yet.
10:15He only comes in when the opposition is in a whole lot of trouble.
10:19Well, look how fast he got out of there.
10:21That's called smarts.
10:22Uh-huh.
10:23What you think he should do, go out there when they're fresh?
10:26Well.
10:26You don't want to wrestle stupid Gorilla,
10:28especially when you got two partners the size of the barbarian and the warlord.
10:33Heck, I'd camp out on the apron, too.
10:36In other words, you're saying that this one is over.
10:38I'm not saying it's over.
10:40I'm just saying.
10:40Powers of Pain are going to be the new champions.
10:42No, I'm not saying that.
10:43I'm just saying they're being very smart.
10:46Fuji's only entering the ring when it's to his advantage.
10:51We'll see if, in fact, that continues to be the case.
10:57Warlord now unloading it with some heavy artillery of his own.
11:00Believe me, he's got some.
11:03Axe comes out of there, but not without a whole lot of effort.
11:10There's some double teaming right there, right into the short grip area.
11:13Oh, look at this power display.
11:16Tagged there.
11:16Who'd they tag?
11:17Tagged Fuji.
11:19Fuji now going up to the top, perhaps.
11:22He's going up there.
11:24Is this gutsy or what?
11:26It certainly is.
11:27There's the guy who had, oh, he missed it.
11:31And now there's a mistake.
11:33Fuji better tag.
11:35He better make it to that corner.
11:37He did.
11:37He's already there.
11:40He's already there.
11:50Look at this.
11:51A duck's underneath.
11:53Axe goes and nails him with one of his own.
11:58Why don't you tell him like it is, Jess?
12:00Fuji's a weak link in there.
12:02Certainly is, Gorilla.
12:03I'm just saying they're being very smart about it.
12:06Oh, look at that shot by Smash.
12:09You've got to remember, Fuji hasn't wrestled in years.
12:12Neither have you.
12:13That's right.
12:14And neither have I.
12:16You, many years.
12:17Slam after slam.
12:19Us, just years.
12:20You, many years.
12:21You, decades.
12:23Smash has erupted here.
12:28And put the match back on the right track as far as demolition is concerned.
12:33And you.
12:34Why didn't you say it as far as I'm concerned?
12:36I didn't say that.
12:37Those are your words.
12:38You wanted to.
12:40This could be it.
12:41Do you count now?
12:42Barbarian makes the save right at the last split second.
12:46We got all four of them.
12:47Some of the mayhem right now.
12:50Even Fuji's out there.
12:52Oh, look at this.
12:53Oh, yeah.
12:53Oh, yeah.
12:54Going into his tights.
12:56He's got some more salt, obviously.
12:59Where's the referee?
13:01Referee's tied up outside.
13:02Oh, look at that.
13:03Smash ducked out of there.
13:04And he nailed his own partner.
13:07A clothesline on Fuji by Smash.
13:10Now there's a problem.
13:12A big problem.
13:15Fuji trapped in there.
13:17The powers of pain nowhere in sight.
13:20If he hits this, it's over.
13:22Oh, he nailed him.
13:23Forget about it.
13:25This one is history.
13:27They held the title.
13:28I can't believe it.
13:30You can't believe it, huh?
13:32Let's get the official word.
13:35The winners of this contest
13:36and still World Wrestling Federation
13:40have the champion,
13:44Demolition!
13:47Well, Fuji making a big mistake here.
13:51Thinking he could do it all instead.
13:54It was he who was beaten
13:56by his former champion.
13:58He didn't make the mistake knowingly, Gorilla.
14:01It just happened.
14:02They caught Fuji in the end.
14:04He got stuck in the ring.
14:06And what do you expect?
14:07Those two guys double-teaming.
14:10Well, had he not just...
14:13...