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Jesser's Ultimate Kickoff - Season 1 Episode 1 - Miss The Shot, Jump In Mystery Pool
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00:00Today we have 10 levels of mystery pools and the pools only get worse and worse as the levels go
00:06up
00:07Starting with challenge one a penalty kick all at the same time three two one go
00:15I hate this game. I am one step closer to the level 10
00:19But I'm kind of glad I get a pick first, so I'm gonna pick this one. Hopefully it's something dessert
00:23sweet. Give me some jelly
00:24All right revealing
00:30Oh
00:31Just first level might have been easy, but later in the video
00:34We will all be jumping in some of the worst pools that could ever exist
00:38Have you got lucky because if this was later in the video that could have been mousetraps. That's true
00:43Oh, no, don't say that this challenge is whoever gets the most juggles gets to pick someone to jump in
00:49a pool
00:51All right, it's time for a master class. Let's see it. Oh, no
00:55Those dress. Oh, no, I like the attempt. I got I got it Sean was a state champion on the
01:01bench
01:02one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
01:07Ah ten double digits, baby. I like that. I like that. It worked a little touches. I like it. Oh
01:13oh
01:15Damn
01:16If I win, you already know. We got beef one two three four five
01:36You know what I don't like the way you're just being mean to my friends. I'm gonna protect you right
01:45now. Okay. Okay
01:46Two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen
01:54Oh my god
01:55Seventy eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one twenty two twenty three
02:00No
02:02Yeah
02:02Six, thirty seven, twenty eight
02:04Yeah
02:05Oh
02:06Yeah, I didn't like the way he was talking to Sean
02:09See why
02:09Light work
02:10Okay, so I get to pick somebody
02:12I didn't like the way he was talking to Sean. I feel like he didn't do it
02:14He started it. He started I gave him a high five on his ten and then he missed my high
02:18five on purpose
02:19I'm gonna choose CY. Oh, yeah, you're the biggest threat. I'm going with this fool
02:26That's low-key clutch. CY in his natural habitat balls
02:30See you
02:32Okay, this challenge is the crossbar challenge. Whoever hits it is safe. Everyone else is jumping. Oh
02:39There's a slight breeze and it's bringing in some crazy smells from the pool
02:45What a cake
02:47Accurate. This is the moment
02:49There we go. Oh
02:51A little too much. Cross that bar
02:54CY
02:54Oh my god
02:57Let's go Sean. What the heck
03:00That's bar
03:01That's bar
03:01Oh
03:03That's what I'm talking about
03:05All right, I'm on level one
03:06The pools have been good
03:08Oh
03:10No
03:11No
03:14No, no
03:16You got on my face
03:17Holy
03:18Yo
03:18Yes, it's in your hair
03:20Yeah, they wouldn't put two back-to-back bad ones. I'm gonna go with this one Jeff. Oh, is that
03:24right?
03:24Yes! What?
03:27Oreos
03:28He's got cookies. Oh, they're hot
03:30Oh my god
03:32Oh my god
03:32Look at yourself. Oh my god
03:36They're melted oreos. Oh, those are hot
03:39This one looks so innocent. Come on dude. It looks so innocent. It's throwing me off
03:42I'm gonna go with this one
03:44Three two
03:46You see? Are you kidding me?
03:48Yo, might as well just put his pillow in there
03:50I didn't know we're doing an overnight video
03:52I got a pillow. I got the blankets
03:54Hop in
03:54I'm about to take a nap my boy. Good night
03:56I hope it's like burnt hot
03:58Imagine those bricks in there
04:00Why is level two infinitely better than level one?
04:04Valley crash out
04:05There is a flag at midfield. Whoever is the closest to it chooses someone to jump
04:10All right, Sean, start us off
04:12Oh, that was powerful
04:13Left to right
04:14Oh, that was bad
04:16That was really bad
04:16Way to set the tone, Sean
04:18I feel like way less nervous
04:20Oh, that was really good
04:21CY's giving me that
04:22That was really good
04:23Beautiful
04:23Hit the flag! Hit it!
04:25I don't think you can get any better than that
04:26Damn, CY
04:27Yes!
04:29Well, that means I immediately get a pull
04:33That's close, Jeff
04:33No, why is he going left?
04:35Oh, that's not a doubt
04:36That's not a doubt
04:36That was a good learning lesson for me
04:38Come on, Jeff
04:39Go
04:40Oh
04:40Oh
04:40Good job, CY
04:41Yeah
04:43Yes
04:44CY
04:44Yeah
04:45Gosh
04:46Madness, boy
04:47No, no, no
04:48Let's go
04:49Let me talk
04:50No, no
04:50There's no talk
04:51Sean does pull
04:51No one logic
04:52All right
04:53Come join us
04:54Oh
04:56Oh my god
04:57You got cotton balls
04:58We were afraid of cotton balls
05:00Why did I get flour?
05:02We got the world's smallest goal
05:04We each get one shot
05:05If you miss, you jump
05:09You got to have some power
05:14Let's go, I'm safe
05:15Everything good happens in twos
05:17Oh
05:18Oh yeah
05:18Oh
05:19Let's go
05:21We are safe
05:22Yeah, we're safe
05:23We
05:23I didn't know he was French
05:24Oui, oui
05:25Oui, oui
05:26Yes
05:27To the pool
05:28Yes
05:28All right, what do you think I should do, CY?
05:30This one or this one?
05:31That one?
05:32This is my jujus
05:32Okay, I'll go this way
05:33Yeah
05:34Oh
05:35Oh
05:36I told you
05:37Wait, that's actually bad
05:38Happy birthday
05:39Happy birthday
05:40Get in there
05:40Get in there
05:42I've never seen so much cake in my life
05:45And I've been hanging out with all the boys
05:46Dude, what?
05:48I thought we were going to the next scene already
05:49Never mind
05:50There's a pattern going on
05:51Hear me out
05:52Horrible
05:52Horrible
05:53Horrible
05:54This is guaranteed good
05:55This is guaranteed great
05:55All right
05:56Pretty guaranteed
05:57Yep, see, I told you
05:59Boom, baby
06:01Oh yeah, tortilla chips
06:03I kind of want one
06:05Dude, if the cake is only level two
06:07What do you guys think is in level 10?
06:09All right, I'm locked in
06:10Yeah, me too, guys
06:11Next challenge
06:11Me too, I'm so locked in
06:13Double with Caked Up
06:13On a Thursday afternoon
06:15Easy, hard, impossible
06:17We all get one shot
06:18If you make it easy, you don't got to jump in
06:20If you make it hard, you can choose someone to do an extra jump
06:23And if you make impossible, three jumps
06:25Do any of you not believe in me?
06:27I always believe in you
06:28Man, where's Jake, bro?
06:30Hard
06:31You got this
06:33Yeah!
06:36Come on!
06:37I'm going for easy
06:41I'm gonna go easy
06:45What are you doing, Sean?
06:46You know what?
06:47I might be kicked up
06:48Facts
06:48But I'm gonna go hard
06:49Hard
06:51Oh!
06:52So all three of y'all have to jump in
06:54And then I'll decide who has to jump in again
06:56Can I go first?
06:57Because I'm really feeling this is good
06:58I'm not even going to think twice
06:59I'm just going to jump in
07:04I've never seen sprinkles be like this
07:06It's cake frosting at this point
07:08Wait, that was the perfect one for you
07:09Yeah, low-key, I'm already here
07:11So I might as well
07:12You're going over here, Bowie?
07:14Oh!
07:16Oh my god
07:17Bring a friend
07:18Pick one player to skip ahead to level three
07:21Wait, but we already did level three
07:22So it's got to
07:23Jeff, I swear if you choose me, bro
07:24But I have no choice
07:25Jesse, you have to do level two and three
07:28Sometimes these videos are so evil and diabolical
07:31Like, I made the hard shot
07:32I'm doing two!
07:35Yes!
07:36Yes!
07:37These are melted marshmallows
07:38Those might be high
07:39Ooh
07:40Oh!
07:41Oh, it's kind of like a
07:42It's like a nice mattress
07:44Oh my god
07:45Boink!
07:46All right, Jesse
07:47Jeff, I swear
07:48What?
07:48If this is bad
07:49Why are you blaming it on me?
07:50Look at the
07:50What are you talking about?
07:52Oh!
07:53Glizzy
07:54No!
07:56Bro, what is this?
07:57I think this is like an all-time low I'm about to hit in my life, bro
08:00Really?
08:02Oh!
08:04Oh!
08:04Oh god
08:05Oh wow, that is
08:07That doesn't even look like human food
08:08I don't even deserve this
08:10This one looks a little too perfect
08:11But then this could be bad
08:12Yeah!
08:13Why?
08:14Sorry
08:15Don't do that one
08:16Are you kidding me?
08:18If it's not broke, why fix it?
08:20Come here, donuts
08:21Oh wow
08:21I feel like that's got to be the best thing on level four
08:23Yeah, probably
08:24All right, now that you've all jumped
08:25I'm going to pick someone
08:26Hey, can we make our statements?
08:28That was diabolical
08:29I know you didn't have a choice
08:30But you also picked that pool
08:32I'm sorry, Jeff
08:33I just feel
08:34I had to do two
08:35So I'm picking you
08:36I didn't have any rebuttal
08:36You should be safe with it
08:38Oh
08:39Ooh
08:39What is that?
08:40What is that?
08:41Wait, hold on, hold on
08:42What is that?
08:43Yeah, try it, try it, try it, try it
08:45No, for real though, what is that?
08:46That's whipped cream!
08:46Oh
08:47Okay
08:48Okay
08:48Melted whipped cream
08:49Oh god, yeah, back up
08:50Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
08:51Oh
08:52Oh
08:54Oh my god
08:55Oh my god
08:56It's like a slip and slide in there
08:58I'm pissed off
08:58Jeff might be angry right now
09:00But later in the video
09:01We're all going to be mad
09:02Because the pools get so diabolical
09:05And horrible
09:06This is the farthest kick challenge
09:09So whoever has the weakest kick has to jump
09:11I'm so sick and tired of jumping in
09:13So I'm going
09:13Okay, go first
09:17I like the sound effect
09:19Oh god, that might have screwed me actually
09:21All right, come on
09:22Come on, come on
09:23Let's go, CY
09:25Whoa
09:25Great kick
09:26Great
09:27Damn
09:28Use the boot that
09:29Yes
09:30That was mighty
09:31Wow, almost full field
09:33All right, I need like a falcon kick
09:35Type of kick right here
09:36Falco
09:39Let's go
09:41Oh
09:41Oh
09:42Yes
09:43Oh god, I might be on the choppy block
09:45We're good
09:45Oh no
09:46Yeah
09:47Jeff, you can hit that
09:47Oh, I might be done
09:49All that anger, Jeff
09:50Boop this thing
09:51I'm taking out on this ball right now
09:52Get mad
09:52Yeah, boy
09:54Oh my
09:55Oh, wow
09:57Wait, wait
09:58Yeah, that was
09:59Guys, Jeff is actually heated right now
10:02Jeff is not having it
10:04I'm choosing this pool
10:05So just know we thought that this one was good
10:06Oh, Orbeez
10:07Orbeez
10:08Orbeez
10:08Let's go
10:11Oh
10:11Oh, yeah
10:12Oh, that looked like it was fun
10:14Low-key, I'm getting a bath
10:15Like, I think this is the only pool I would just go in for fun
10:18Yeah
10:18Absolute flames
10:19Penalty kicks
10:20If you miss, you jump
10:21Simple as that
10:22We got Johnny in goal
10:25What a kick
10:25Solid
10:26Johnny's very intimidating
10:27We're about to sink this penalty kick
10:29No more pulls
10:30Oh
10:32Good kick, good kick
10:33Okay
10:34Yeah
10:35What?
10:36Fuck Johnny
10:36Fuck my Johnny
10:38Good block, Johnny
10:39I got so much calcium in me, it's coming out of my pores
10:42Come on, milk boy
10:43Get this
10:44Boom
10:47Oh
10:48Yeah
10:49Yeah
10:52Yeah
10:53Let's go, Jeff
10:54Yeah
10:55Yeah
11:12Let's go, Jeff
11:14Yo, get in there, you slipped
11:15Yeah
11:17What is that?
11:18Is that jelly?
11:19Oh god
11:21Yeah, that's jelly
11:21Oh my god
11:23Yo, you're gross
11:26All we gotta do is score on that open net from right here
11:29We're gonna be blindfolded and dizzy
11:31What?
11:31What?
11:32Take a blindfold
11:33There's always something with it
11:34Always a twist
11:35Sean's going first
11:35One
11:37Two
11:37Three
11:38Right in front?
11:39Yeah
11:40Yeah, you're right there
11:41Oh, you're close, you're close, you're close
11:43Left
11:43Oh, yeah, yeah
11:45Oh
11:46Did I do it?
11:47Does that count?
11:48No
11:48One
11:49Oh, I already did
11:50Two
11:50Three
11:51Let's go, see why
11:52Yes
11:53Oh, yeah
11:54Oh, yeah
11:56A little left, left, left, left
11:58The ball is to your left
11:59To your left
11:59To your left
12:00Yes, yes
12:01Right there
12:01In front of you
12:02Yeah
12:02Yeah
12:03Oh, yeah
12:05One
12:05One right there
12:06Two
12:07Three
12:08There you go
12:09Oh, left, left, left, Jesse
12:11Left, Jesse
12:11Left
12:12Kick it
12:12There you go
12:12Kick it the same way
12:13Yeah
12:14No
12:16You're faced the wrong way
12:17Wait, you gotta do the bad thing
12:18Yeah, what's going on?
12:19I'm tracing my steps
12:21Oh my god
12:23All right, so Jeff just left his shoe by the ball
12:25Why?
12:26One
12:26One
12:27Two
12:28Three
12:29Oh, yeah
12:30Oh, left, left, left
12:32Super left
12:32You're way too right
12:33Super left
12:34Keep going
12:34Keep going
12:35Keep going
12:35Keep going
12:37Left, left
12:38Left
12:38That's your boot
12:39That's your boot
12:40No, you missed
12:41A little
12:42You missed
12:43No, Jeff
12:44A little more to the right
12:45Go to the right, Jeff
12:47The ball's right here
12:51Hey
12:54You guys move the ball
12:55No, we didn't move anything
12:57Oh, yes, man
12:57Good job
12:58You got it
12:59Let's go, baby
12:59Okay, level four
13:00I feel like it's gonna be bad
13:03Oh my god
13:05That's the worst one
13:06Why is it so melted?
13:08That's melted cheese
13:09Three, two, one
13:11Cheese
13:12Oh god, ew
13:14It honestly didn't go out
13:16I thought it would
13:16I'm gonna go with this corner one
13:17Okay, perfect
13:18Because I'm going here
13:19One, two, three
13:21Is that milk?
13:22Okay, hear me out
13:23What is that?
13:25The jump up on level five is insane
13:27This is the
13:28Salsa
13:29Yo, CY, CY, CY, CY
13:30What? What? No, no, no, no
13:31I think we could trade, bro
13:32I think we could trade
13:33What is this?
13:35Taste it
13:35That's not milk
13:37It's thick
13:38CY, it is thick water
13:42Thick water
13:43It is thick
13:43What does that mean?
13:44I don't know
13:45All right, you ready?
13:51Sean, I know you always wanted to join a dance class
13:53But that's not the salsa we're talking about
13:55The hips don't lie, guys
13:56This is football towers
13:58We each have our tower
13:59Which we're standing behind
14:00Whoever has the last tower up at the end
14:02Chooses someone to jump
14:05If one of your buckets falls down
14:07You're out
14:07Let's go, Jeff
14:08Bowie
14:10Oh
14:11Oh, he won
14:12Wait, who did he go for?
14:13Me
14:14Do you think I know where I'm aiming?
14:15I'm just kicking in a direction
14:18Oh
14:20What?
14:23Oh
14:24Don't let him do that to you, bro
14:25Wait, wait, you didn't do your starter
14:27Okay, he was aiming for Jesse's
14:29Infamous left foot kick
14:30Redemption right here
14:32Best weak foot on YouTube
14:33Oh, wow
14:34Okay, not bad
14:35I've been in the lab
14:36Like this
14:37Yeah!
14:39Yeah!
14:40Sorry, Sean
14:41You're out
14:43Oh
14:46Oh, okay
14:47I see where this is
14:48Bucket squad
14:51Yes, he fixed it
14:52Yes, he fixed it
14:52It helped it, bro
14:53It helped it
14:54Yes
14:54This is the most fearless battle I've ever seen
14:56Wait
14:58Oh
14:59Oh my god
15:00And him right here
15:01Right now
15:02This is your moment, bro
15:03You know what you have to do
15:04Your whole football career
15:05You know what you have to do
15:06Leads up to this shot
15:07No
15:08No
15:09Why
15:09Why
15:10Why would you do that?
15:13Yeah
15:13This is the dry, thick water
15:15Oh, yeah
15:16Change it up
15:17What just happened?
15:19Yes!
15:21That's what I'm talking about
15:22Both buckets
15:23Less, less, less
15:25All right, we gotta shoot off
15:29Oh!
15:32Bro, I thought I was watching Ronaldo out there
15:35Now hear me out
15:36Sean
15:36Yeah
15:37You're already disgusting
15:38Okay
15:39I'm gonna give you a break
15:40Thank you, bro
15:41Because I'm choosing you
15:42You're done
15:43Get the number five
15:45He he he he
15:45He he he he
15:45He might not play
15:46Oh!
15:47Powerade!
15:48Yes!
15:50Powerade!
15:50Shout out Powerade, man
15:53Oh my goodness
15:55You fool sent that
15:56Wow
15:56We gotta give respect to that
15:57Hey, do you feel refreshed?
15:58That was awesome
15:59That was good
15:59You feel refreshed?
16:00Oh, yeah
16:01Everyone pick a box
16:02Watch out
16:03I'm going yellow
16:03I'm going here
16:04We're doing a free kick challenge
16:05You have to kick
16:06Using what's in this box
16:08Whoa
16:10Blindfolds
16:10That's tough
16:11Oh my god
16:14Upside down goggles
16:15Upside down goggles
16:16What is it?
16:17Dizzy goggles
16:18Oh!
16:18Nothing
16:19It's my lucky day
16:20Since I got super lucky
16:22Bless up
16:23I'm just gonna go first
16:25If I were to miss that
16:26I would lose the whole video
16:27All right
16:28These glasses guys
16:29I'm looking straight
16:30But I can see his feet
16:31So I gotta figure out where the ball is
16:32Hey, you're there
16:33When he looks forward
16:34He's looking down
16:35Oh my god
16:36Oh my god
16:36He got it
16:37Oh, he got it
16:37Wait
16:38Is that enough?
16:40Is that enough?
16:40Is that enough?
16:41No!
16:41No!
16:42Oh, I can't see
16:43No goal!
16:44No goal!
16:46No goal, bro
16:47That's right on
16:48No!
16:49That is insane
16:50That could not be any closer
16:52Okay, I got dizzy goggles
16:53You got this
16:54Oh, he's just going for it
16:56Wow, what a kick
16:57Nice!
16:58Didn't phase him at all
16:59Confidence
17:01Blindfolded
17:02Let's go, Jeff
17:08Oh, I'm sorry, Jeff
17:10Jesse, for the first time
17:11Let's go, babe
17:12I have to jump in
17:13Oh, that's what you're going for, Jeff?
17:14I'm going right out
17:15Oh, he's going straight forward
17:16I'm ripping off the band-aid
17:17Oh, dirt
17:18Just dirt
17:19Straight dirt
17:19Dirt
17:20So we're in the second half
17:21We've already done the first half
17:22It's going to get significantly worse
17:24In the back half
17:24Three
17:25Two
17:27Okay
17:27How does it feel?
17:28Dirty
17:29I'll stay in here
17:30While you guys choose your next boss
17:31Okay
17:31I'm going with this one right here
17:35Okay, it's going to hurt
17:36But I'm not getting dirty
17:37Yeah
17:39Oh!
17:43Bro, what could be in the final one?
17:45It's an extra large pool
17:46So it's probably going to be extra bad
17:47We got a bunch of targets behind us
17:49Whoever doesn't make one
17:51Has to jump in a pool
17:52But in the middle
17:53There is a twist card
17:55We don't know what it is
17:56Whoever makes it in the middle first
17:57Gets that
17:57So I'm guessing we all want to go first
17:59So odd one out
17:59And go first
18:00Three
18:01Two
18:01One
18:02Gap out
18:03Jeff
18:03Yeah
18:04I'm going for the middle
18:05I believe in you, Bowie
18:06Shoot straight
18:08Oh!
18:10At least I'm safe
18:10Hey, you're safe
18:11All right, I'm going in the middle
18:14No!
18:16Wait, don't read it
18:17Don't read it
18:18What does it say?
18:19I can't read it from here
18:20Yeah, I can't read it from here either
18:20We're about to find out
18:21Because I'm about to get the middle
18:24Yes!
18:25Yes!
18:28What, what, what?
18:30Save it
18:30You can go, Sean
18:31I go?
18:32Yeah, yeah
18:32Okay
18:33Send me to the pool
18:36Oh, that was a great kick
18:37I respect for going for the corners
18:39All right, low-key
18:39I'm going bottom left
18:40Just trying to secure it
18:43Yes!
18:44Yes!
18:44Wow!
18:45Jesse has made it
18:46Sorry, Sean
18:47It's okay
18:48Okay, so you have your little biscuit card
18:50But I want you to do level six before I read
18:52Okay, you know what?
18:53There is no way that this is bad
18:56100% good item right here
18:59What the?
19:00There's bugs in it
19:01Oh!
19:02You got bug milk
19:03That has to be milk
19:04Ah!
19:05Oh!
19:07My god
19:08Yes!
19:09I'm a cake
19:09I'm really like
19:10I'm a full bakery at this point
19:12Now guys, what my card says
19:14Go back a level or send another player to the next level
19:18Listen, you can do the most legendary thing
19:20Six
19:22Seven!
19:23No!
19:24Pick a level!
19:24Wait, why me?
19:25It could be anyone else
19:26It could be anyone else
19:27Guess what, guess what, look
19:28We're all too close to each other
19:30I need, I need somebody to be in a level ahead of us
19:32Six
19:34Seven
19:35What the is that?
19:37Honey
19:39Oh!
19:40Is that honey?
19:40I think that's honey
19:41Is that honey?
19:42I think that's honey
19:42Honey!
19:43I need a like
19:44Yeah
19:46There's literally a bee in the honey
19:47There's literally a bee
19:48There's multiple bees
19:49Hey, your nickname is the bumblebee
19:51Why?
19:52It's getting pretty bad
19:53Because that is going to be so disgusting
19:54For who?
19:55For who?
19:55Look at y'all
19:56Y'all look fine
19:57Yeah, it's getting bad for you
19:58We got another juggling challenge
20:00But this time you cannot use your feet
20:02Or arms
20:03Whoever gets the least amount
20:05Jumps in the pool
20:06One
20:07Two
20:07Three
20:08You're consistent
20:09Hey, that's not bad
20:11One
20:11Two
20:12Three
20:13Oh
20:14We're tied
20:14All right, here we go
20:16One
20:16Two
20:17Three
20:18Four
20:18Nice, he's good
20:19Four safe
20:20He's good
20:20Four safe
20:21All right, I'm going to go a different route, you guys
20:23One
20:23Two
20:24Three
20:25Four
20:26Five
20:27Six
20:28That might be the move
20:29Seven
20:30Eight
20:30Nine
20:31So good with his head
20:32Ten, eleven
20:33Eleven
20:33Okay, me and Jeff both got three
20:35So we got a tiebreaker
20:36First to drop, boys
20:38All right
20:38Come on
20:39Make the best man win
20:40Three
20:40Two
20:40One
20:41Go
20:44I lost
20:45He kicked
20:46I kicked it
20:47I kicked it
20:47Yes
20:47I kicked it
20:48GG
20:49Great
20:49Great
20:50That's a great day
20:51So six has been milk
20:53Legos
20:54Dirt
20:54I feel like it's gonna be horrible
20:58Oh my god
20:59Oh my god
21:01Oh, I just got a whip
21:02Okay, there's also jalapenos in here for some reason
21:05Oh dude, the smell is ridiculous
21:07Oh, it smells so bad
21:08Just you know how does Jesse get messed up every video
21:10Oh my god
21:11Like every video
21:11He gets the worst end of this thing
21:12Why is it level six?
21:14Go
21:14Go
21:15Go
21:15Go
21:16Go
21:16Go
21:17Go
21:17Go
21:17Go
21:17Go
21:17Go
21:17Go
21:19Valid reaction
21:20Valid reaction
21:21Come on, Jesse the laser
21:22I don't know how to do this
21:23Come on, Jesse
21:24This is what you do
21:25No
21:26You just commit and then we're right here
21:29I'm going
21:32Okay, I'm in
21:32Okay
21:33Oh
21:34It's leaking in
21:35Okay
21:35Are you good?
21:36All right, you know what? I'm going in
21:37Oh
21:39Oh
21:43Well, I'm happy I don't got to do this though
21:44I'm not having fun
21:45Get in the Orbeez
21:46The Orbeez, the Orbeez
21:48Oh
21:48Oh, true
21:49All right, I'm good
21:51Oh, there's sardine in your butt crack
21:53Stop
21:54I'm so serious
21:55Stop
21:56Here, here, no
21:56I got you, gang
21:57I got you, I got you
21:58Oh yeah, it's coming off
21:59I see it, I see it
22:00It's coming off
22:00I love you guys
22:01That definitely, that definitely helps
22:02This is a penalty kick challenge
22:04Everyone's going to take one penalty against each other
22:06Whoever gets the least amount of saves has to jump
22:09You won't hit top right corner
22:10If you get top right corner, that's respect
22:12Bet
22:15Oh
22:15No
22:17Oh
22:17The commitment afterwards
22:19You lied to me
22:20Where do you want me to go?
22:22Just nice in the middle
22:22Okay
22:26Oh my god
22:27I didn't lie to you
22:28I'm the worst goalie
22:30Where, where, where?
22:31Middle
22:31Okay, I'll try to go middle
22:34Oh my god
22:34Whoa
22:35Jesse, I'm set right here
22:36All right, bet
22:37Sean was a real goalie
22:39What a kick
22:40All right
22:43Oh
22:44That was a pro soccer block
22:46You got this, CY
22:47I know you like this side, CY
22:48Oh, I love that side brother
22:51Wow
22:51Wow
22:52Confident kick
22:53Right now it's time
22:53Me and Sean both have one stop
22:55But if we tie
22:56We both jump
22:57Let's be nice here, Jesse
22:59Oh
23:01My
23:01God
23:02Bro, what?
23:04I tried to do a trick shot
23:06Oh my god
23:07Oh my god
23:08That was amazing
23:09What a goal
23:10All right, Sean
23:11You need to make this to tie him with us
23:16Yeah
23:17All right, Jeff
23:18You're the last one up
23:19All right, we got to make all three here
23:20For Jeff to lose
23:21You ready?
23:23Oh my god
23:24CY, bro
23:25Why?
23:26We both now need to make it or else
23:30Oh my god
23:31Get that stuff out of here
23:31Oh my god
23:32Dude, he's playing mind games
23:33Stop for the ball
23:34He's playing mind games
23:35Fighting Nemo, it's time to swim
23:36So we all jump
23:38I'm gonna go with this one
23:38All right
23:39Let's do it at the same time
23:40Three, two, one
23:41Oh wow
23:42That's cereal and
23:43Oh my god
23:44Not more glizzies
23:45Wait, is that cereal?
23:47I don't know what that is
23:47Is that cereal?
23:48Is that chickpeas?
23:49Chickpeas and glizzies
23:50Dude, you and some glizzies today, bro
23:52Oh my god
23:52Wait, these are not glizzies
23:53These are just hot dog buns
23:54This is everything else but the glizzy
23:55The glizzy
23:56Yeet
23:57Oh god
23:58Oh god
23:58Here we go
23:59Oh, I smell like relish
24:01Oh wow
24:02Oh wow
24:04That's really
24:05That's so gross
24:05Oh, okay
24:06Oh my god
24:07Oh my god
24:09Shani
24:10There's no way this is bad
24:11Shani
24:12There's no way
24:13I think everything here is bad now
24:14Then why is there pillows under here?
24:17Oh
24:18Oh
24:18Oh, that sounded good
24:22Bousetraps
24:22Yeah, that looks bad
24:23I don't have anything to say
24:24Do they actually
24:25Oh, oh, oh, oh
24:28I have to jump in there
24:29Okay, what do I do?
24:30What do I do?
24:31Be careful
24:31Side fall
24:31Face
24:32Gentle side fall
24:33Watch your face
24:39For this challenge we are all gonna kick the ball once
24:41At the same time whoever's ball is the second farthest wins
24:45Yeah, I'm gonna kick it my hardest
24:46All right, we're gonna kick it our hardest
24:48Let's kick it our hardest
24:48Three
24:49Two
24:50One
24:54Oh, I might be good
24:55I might be
24:56No, I'm not
24:58No
24:58No
24:59No
25:00Yes
25:01Let's go, baby
25:02The one challenge I can get the furthest is ridiculous
25:04Bro, everyone loses is diabolical
25:06These are horrible
25:07We all lost besides CY
25:09So I'm on seven
25:11Oh
25:11Ice bath
25:12Ice water
25:13Oh wait, this is great
25:14That's fire
25:15I get to clean off
25:17Okay
25:19That's nice
25:19You need help?
25:22I've been looking at this one
25:23Please be good
25:24I'm awake now though
25:25Please, please, please, please, please
25:26On everything, bro
25:28Just bless me today
25:30Oh, wow
25:31What is that?
25:32Tomato sauce
25:32No, it's not
25:33Is that hot sauce?
25:34That's hot sauce
25:35Yeah, you got all the condiments
25:37You can make the ultimate glizzy
25:38Shut your face
25:41Oh
25:41Oh my god
25:43That was really bad
25:44That was the craziest way to dive in I've ever seen
25:46That was the worst
25:47Oh god
25:48That's really bad
25:49Somehow it got on his back
25:51Look at his back
25:53All right, Sean, which one are you choosing?
25:54Look, there's been really bad ones in this row
25:57So no way that this could be bad again
25:59All of these are bad
26:01I guarantee you that
26:02I will look at
26:03What is that?
26:04Okay
26:04Is that glue?
26:05No
26:05Oh my god
26:06Is it glue?
26:07It's oobleck
26:08Bro, that's a good one
26:09That's actually not that bad at all
26:10Isn't it like if you
26:12Yeah, that's not bad at all
26:14You got oobleck
26:15Oh
26:16Yeah, he can lay on there and still be good
26:17I gotta respect that
26:18You got lucky
26:19Yeah
26:19Good choice
26:20No, all the other nines have to be diabolical
26:22But there's only one more, Sean
26:23You're one more away
26:24From this demon
26:25I guarantee you I'm not getting that
26:27This challenge, the first one to chip it into this bucket
26:30Wins everyone else jumps
26:32What?
26:33And since Sean, you were the first person to level nine
26:36You also win this card
26:37Oh, okay
26:39The card says immunity
26:40Okay, you don't compete in the next challenge
26:43Let's go
26:43Oh my
26:44Oh my god
26:44If I make it, this will be the quickest challenge in the video
26:48Oh
26:48Dude, your socks are too different
26:50I didn't even notice that
26:51Oh, they are different colors
26:52Oh, he's pumping up
26:53He's getting ready
26:55Oh
26:56I feel that
26:56Okay
26:57Come on
26:58G.Y's good at these
27:00Oh
27:00Oh my god
27:01All right, there's an opening
27:03All right, ready?
27:04Let's go
27:05Gooey booey
27:05Gooey booey
27:08Oh
27:10That would have been tough
27:11Come on
27:12Good luck, Chuck
27:14Bounce
27:17Oh
27:19Come on, CY
27:21Yes
27:23Yes
27:23Yes
27:24Yes
27:24You know what's crazy?
27:25If there was a weight in there
27:26Yeah, if there was a weight in there, it would have stayed in
27:27I am not trying to see level nine
27:29Here we will
27:36Oh my god
27:38You guys stop rough housing
27:40Let me just make this
27:41Oh
27:46Oh
27:46Oh
27:47Oh my god
27:48Oh my god
27:51What just happened?
27:53Let's go
27:53We're all in the same level now
27:55So this is gonna be fire
27:56Anybody could be in that level 10 pool
27:58I just got a double forfeit
28:00Yeah, I apologize for that
28:01I'm so sorry
28:02I apologize
28:03Oh wow
28:04Slime
28:08Onions and garlic
28:10Oh, yes
28:11Oh, that's disgusting
28:13You just made it caramelized
28:14Oh, I smell delicious
28:15You look delicious too
28:16Sorry, go ahead
28:18We're gonna let that
28:18Go ahead
28:19I don't know what's happening anymore
28:21All right, slime time
28:22Slime, baby
28:22This might be my last time swimming today, hopefully
28:25So I'm gonna send it
28:27Oh
28:27Oh my gosh
28:28Good send
28:30All right, Jesse, you choosing this one?
28:31I don't know what to do
28:32Okay, you got three to choose from
28:34I think
28:34This one was so good
28:35All right, this one doesn't smell
28:36Please, please, please, bro
28:38I've
28:38Please
28:38You're going for it
28:40You go, go, go for it
28:41Double down on your gut
28:43Yes
28:43That's not bad
28:44Glue, right?
28:45Is that glue?
28:45Is that glue this time?
28:46Oh, that's probably glue
28:47You like that?
28:48I don't like that
28:48I don't know
28:49I don't know
28:50I don't like that
28:51Oh, my God
28:53Oh, my God
28:53It's so slippery
28:55Oh, my goodness
28:58Oh, your butt's gooing
29:00There is cream coming from the top
29:03Let's end this video
29:04This challenge is an obstacle course
29:06You have to dribble through the cones
29:07Go do five juggles
29:09And then just make one of the balls into the goal
29:11If you miss all three, you're gonna get a time added
29:13The winner chooses someone
29:14I'll go first
29:15Three, two, one, go
29:17Okay, see why?
29:18Okay
29:20Okay
29:20Low-key, kind of
29:22Slow
29:22Kind of slow
29:23Right
29:24Okay
29:24Okay
29:25You'll go five times
29:25One, two, three, four
29:28Wait, four
29:29That was four
29:29He did four
29:30He did four
29:31The time's still going
29:32I did five
29:33That was four, bro
29:34What?
29:34That was four
29:35What?
29:36Oh, yeah
29:36One
29:37Two
29:38Three
29:39Four
29:40Five
29:40Ooh, interesting time
29:42So he lost
29:43Good job, PY
29:44Three
29:45Two
29:46One
29:46Go
29:47Go, go, go
29:48Okay, Jeff
29:48Okay
29:49Okay
29:50Okay, oh
29:50Oh, he's got skills
29:51He's got skills
29:52Okay
29:53Skills pay the bills, baby
29:54Whoa
29:55Might hurt him
29:56One, two
29:56Three
29:57Four
29:59Oh my god
30:00Oh my god
30:02He missed it
30:03One
30:04Two
30:04Three
30:06Four
30:08Five
30:08Okay
30:09Five
30:09Now he's just gotta make it
30:12Oh
30:13Oh
30:13Oh
30:14Oh, that's bad
30:15Sean, it's down to me and you, bro
30:16Oh my god
30:18Oh my god
30:19How did you miss it?
30:21That was generationally bad
30:23There's no way you'd make that up
30:24Oh, not last
30:26Holy
30:26Jeff
30:27Sean, it's really down to us, bro
30:29Because they had generationally bad performances
30:31What?
30:31I didn't even do that bad
30:32You guys both missed your juggles
30:33All right, ready
30:34Three, two, one, go
30:39I think you're good, Jess
30:40No, no, no, that's good
30:41He's low-key moving now
30:43I think you're good
30:44It's all about the juggles
30:45Yeah, he might not
30:46One, two, three, four, five
30:48Easy
30:49Miss
30:51Oh
30:51Solid kick
30:52That was low-key a good turn
30:53That was a beautiful run
30:54You have to be flawless
30:55Three
30:56Three, two, one, go
30:59What a move
30:59Great move, Jess
31:00Using both legs
31:02As you should
31:03Okay, here we go
31:03Time for the juggle
31:04Oh my god
31:05One
31:06One
31:06Two
31:06Three
31:07Four
31:08Five
31:09He has to score here
31:11Oh
31:12Oh
31:13Oh
31:13No
31:14Oh
31:14No
31:14I think I might have gotten
31:15I think I might have gotten
31:16So bad
31:17He missed the first kick
31:18So bad
31:19Missed the first kick
31:20But got the second
31:21And kind of lost the juggle there
31:23All right
31:24Horrible performances by those two gentlemen at the end
31:26You two
31:27Less than one second in between you guys
31:30Oh my god
31:32The loser was just over 16 seconds
31:35And the winner was just about 15 and a half
31:41Sean does magic to be up on that challenge
31:43Oh, let's go
31:44Sean, Sean, Sean, wait, Sean, let's talk about this
31:47If you don't choose Jesse right now
31:48You have a chance to hit level 10 on the next one
31:51We could team up next round, bro
31:52We could team up
31:53You choose me
31:54There is no next round
31:55Because Jesse, you're going in there
31:58There is no next round
32:00There is no next round
32:02How does Jesse always end up getting the phone on his channel?
32:05You want me to do the honors or do you want to do the honors?
32:07Show me it
32:07Okay
32:08Open up
32:09Oh my god
32:10Okay
32:11Dude, what is this?
32:13Those are fake snakes
32:13Fake snakes
32:14You're good
32:14But Jesse, you might look like fake snakes
32:17But bring out the snakes
32:19Wait, wait
32:19Real snakes?
32:20Oh my god
32:21Oh, oh
32:22Dude, I don't do good with snakes, bro
32:24Yeah, me neither
32:25Me neither
32:26Oh, yeah
32:26Let's start with that one
32:27Oh my god
32:29Dude, I don't like this
32:30I don't like this
32:30I don't like this
32:30Oh, there's another one right there
32:32Beautiful, bro
32:33How about another one right there
32:35Oh
32:36Alright, that's good
32:37That's good
32:37Thank y'all for watching this video
32:38Like and subscribe
32:39Oh my god
32:40Another snake just got added
32:41We'll see you in the next one
32:42Peace
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